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How to get a Telemarketer never to call again 2007-03-30 08:03:00 If you ever wondered how to stop telemarketers from bugging you, this method is sure-fire.
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She's a Godmother 2007-03-31 12:06:00 I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be...a godmother. My goddaughter calls me god for short...that's cute. I taught her that.
--Thanks to Ellen DeGeneres
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Frisbeetarianism 2007-04-02 08:03:00 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
--Thanks to George Carlin
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Road Trip Humor 2007-04-01 17:40:00 While driving to California, I realize that nature is calling and spot one of those rest areas on the side of the road. Once in the men’s room, I find the first stall taken, so I head for the second stall. Just as I sit down, I hear a voice coming from the adjoining, first stall:
"Hi, how’s it going?"
Since I am not accustomed to striking up conversations with strangers in washrooms, I don't Read more:Humor
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Have You Ever Been So Doggone Tired... 2007-04-03 08:55:00 Sometimes you want to stay awake because you might miss something, but...
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Not in My Club You Don't! 2007-04-04 08:34:00 I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
--Thanks to Groucho Marx
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Otter Heaven 2007-04-08 08:35:00 <!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->
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Hey! Who's Feeding Who? 2007-04-07 08:04:00 I thought you were supposed to feed the birds, not vice versa. I guess we all need a little help from our friends.
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Lunch with a Panda 2007-04-06 08:54:00 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, then orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, then shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm a Panda
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The manager opens his dictionary and reads the following:
Panda:
A tree-dwelling Read more:Lunch
Redneck Party Jokes 2007-04-06 02:40:00 Joe Bob has been in the business world for 20+ years and is worn out from all of the stress. He quits his job and buys 40 acres and a cabin in the remote regions of Montana--as far as he can get from the rest of humanity. His only human contacts are the postman, who visits once a week, and when he stops at the local market for groceries about once a month. Other than that, his life is absolute Read more:Redneck
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Link Exchange 2007-02-28 07:17:00 Exchange links with me by posting the following in your blog or web site:
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Post a comment with information about your blog or site, so I can link to you.
Here are the rules:No adult or spam sitesAll links must be viewable on your main pageIf you remove my link, I will remove yours.Post only one link in your comment.
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Man's Best Friend 2007-04-10 08:51:00 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
--Thanks to Groucho Marx
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Let's see...1/4 plus 1/3 equals... 2007-04-10 00:48:00 Don’t worry about your kids getting fatter just because McDonalds is trying to get them to move from the quarter pounder to a new, black angus beef third-pounder.
It won’t work.
They’re American kids.
They don’t know that a third is bigger than a quarter.
--Thanks to Bill Maher.
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Drunk Humor 2007-04-12 07:20:00 This is definitely not what you want to do if you get pulled over for a DUI.
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Hero Humor 2007-04-13 15:59:00 Okay. If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? Yeah…They never mention that part to us, do they?
--Thanks to George Carlin
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My Memory is So Bad... 2007-04-13 03:47:00 Memory problems are my curse. In fact, I have the worst memory ever. No matter who comes up to me, they just say…"I can’t believe that you don’t remember me!'
I answer, "Oh, Dad, I’m sorry!"
--Thanks to Ellen Degeneres
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Pilots vs Mechanics 2007-04-15 22:59:00 This is one that I first heard about 15 years ago. I forgot about it and have seen it surface in different versions since then. The other versions list the Air Force and several different airlines, but the first time I heard it, Northwest Airlines mechanics and pilots were the crews involved. I thought I would resurrect it here:
Here are what some swear are copies of actual maintenance Read more:Pilots
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Redneck Vacation 2007-04-15 05:22:00 Jim Bob and Bubba were shooting the breeze one day when Jim Bob told Bubba, "Ya know, I figger I'm dab near ready fer a 'nother vacation. Only this year I'm gwan do it a bit different. The last several years, I took your advice about where to go."
Three years ago, you told me to go to Hawaii. Wal, I went to Hawaii and Jolene got pregnant.
Then, two years ago, you said, "Go to the Bahamas," and Read more:Redneck
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Smart Push-ups 2007-04-17 15:42:00 A recently released study has determined that exercise makes you smarter. Can you imagine what President George W. Bush would be like if he didn’t work out?
--Thanks to Jay Leno
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Redneck Elevator 2007-04-16 15:21:00 A redneck family from rural Alabama was shopping at a mall in the big city. It was their first time in a mall, so they were experiencing culture shock big time. The father and son decided to stroll around as the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but two shiny, silver walls that would silently move apart and then slide back together again especially caught their Read more:Redneck
Redneck Pig 2007-04-20 08:38:00 City Slicker, Jim Bob stopped in to see his cousin, Billy Ray, whom he hadn’t seen for a couple of years. As he drove in to the farmyard, Jim Bob couldn’t help but notice a three legged pig running around in the farmyard.
After a little small talk, Jim Bob finally had to ask Billy Ray about the three legged pig.
"Wal, dat dere is the best dern pig I ever had," said Billy Ray. "He helps round up Read more:Redneck
Redneck Chainsaw 2007-04-19 09:03:00 A redneck goes into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that can cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends a top of the line model, and the redneck, who is very impressed, buys it.
He returns it to the store the next day, saying, "this chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took the whole damn day!"
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see Read more:Redneck
Psychic Sneeze 2007-04-18 08:42:00 A good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line.
I knew a psychic who once said "God Bless you."
I said, "I didn't sneeze."
She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually."
And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
--Thanks to Ellen Degeneres
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Redneck Heaven Video 2007-04-22 08:41:00 Redneckin' don't git any better 'n dis.
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Origin of Flamethrowers 2007-04-21 08:58:00 The very existence of flamethrowers is proof that at some time or another, somewhere, somebody said to himself, "You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
--Thanks to George Carlin
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Grandchildren humor is the best humor 2007-04-24 01:07:00 My adorable little grandson surprised me, his grandmother, early one morning with a cup of piping hot coffee. He had brewed it himself, and he was so very proud of his creation. So, naturally, he anxiously awaited my verdict on its quality.
It had to be one of the worst cups of coffee I had ever had in my life. However, I was determined not to let him know that and I forced myself to drink it Read more:Grandchildren
Evolution of Dance Video 2007-04-28 08:11:00 The chances are pretty good you have already seen this one because it has been viewed a zillion times on YouTube. But it is worth seeing again and again. I can't get enough of it. This guy is talented.
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