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A Perfect wife 2008-07-10 02:24:16 Yes.. A Perfect
wife can balance your life well….
IT CONSULTANT JOKE 2008-07-09 02:53:32 IT CONSULTANT JOKE
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a
dust cloud towards him
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If I tell you
exactly how [...]
ICICI Bank Defaulters 2008-07-09 02:29:14 Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below [...] Read more:ICICI
A funny Interview 2008-07-07 11:55:05 OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. [...]
New HR Rules… 2008-07-06 02:11:14 1. DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada
sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you
are doing well financially and therefore you do not
need a raise.
2. SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof
of sickness. If you are [...] Read more:Rules
Secret of happy married life by Man.. 2008-07-04 22:29:53 Secret of a happy married
life by a man
Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”
Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
X asked, “Can you explain?”
Y said, “In my house, I take decisions [...]
Joke of the day 2008-07-04 02:08:34 Person: Doctor, Doctor, My wife wont sleep upto 2 or 3 o’clock in the
night.
Doctor: What is the reason ?
Person: She wait for my arrival.
Equal Opportunity Employer 2008-06-25 05:58:35 Equal OpportunityEmployer
A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and [...] Read more:Equal
MONKEY IN THE PLANE 2008-07-20 10:54:52 Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took off what were the [...]
The Husband Store 2008-07-18 13:37:42
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper [...] Read more:Husband
, Store
Mentos Jindagi… 2008-07-18 01:52:38
ye hai aam zindagi……
Aur ye hai mentos Zindagi……
Dimaag Ki Batti jala de….!!!!!
Intelligent answers for difficult questions! 2008-07-17 13:14:35 Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A.. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank [...] Read more:Intelligent
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OFFICE HUMOUR!!!!!!! 2008-07-15 07:19:41
A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX 2008-07-15 06:20:03
Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round….. Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress….
Very very Impressive Questions and Answers….. …
Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you [...]
ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTION 2008-07-15 06:02:16
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don’t you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"
The Priest replies, "No, [...]
Just for Laugh :) 2008-07-15 00:55:33
The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of the
glance!
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Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Ravi:
Behind every successful man………… 2008-08-04 09:36:42
Behind every
successful man, there is one girl friend
But what about unsuccessful man
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So guys, its better to be unsuccessful……