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If S/W guys start a Food stall how they will name it ?
2008-07-10 08:06:30



A Perfect wife
2008-07-10 02:24:16
Yes.. A Perfect wife can balance your life well….


IT CONSULTANT JOKE
2008-07-09 02:53:32
IT CONSULTANT JOKE A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If I tell you exactly how [...]


ICICI Bank Defaulters
2008-07-09 02:29:14
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below [...]
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A funny Interview
2008-07-07 11:55:05
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE : M P. [...]


New HR Rules…
2008-07-06 02:11:14
1. DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. 2. SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are [...]
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Secret of happy married life by Man..
2008-07-04 22:29:53
Secret of a happy married life by a man Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions [...]


Joke of the day
2008-07-04 02:08:34
Person: Doctor, Doctor, My wife wont sleep upto 2 or 3 o’clock in the night. Doctor: What is the reason ? Person: She wait for my arrival.


Car Parking in China
2008-07-02 13:40:15

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Equal Opportunity Employer
2008-06-25 05:58:35
Equal Opportunity Employer A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and [...]
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MONKEY IN THE PLANE
2008-07-20 10:54:52
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent  enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to  see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the  monkey. Officer: "When the plane took off what were the [...]


The Husband Store
2008-07-18 13:37:42
  A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper [...]
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Mentos Jindagi…
2008-07-18 01:52:38
  ye hai aam zindagi…… Aur ye hai mentos Zindagi…… Dimaag Ki Batti jala de….!!!!!  


Intelligent answers for difficult questions!
2008-07-17 13:14:35
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A.. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank [...]
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If Inflation Doesn’t Stop..
2008-07-16 02:44:09

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Tired Of Waiting In Traffic Jams?
2008-07-16 02:38:19
Do you know what’s inside the suitcase?  
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OFFICE HUMOUR!!!!!!!
2008-07-15 07:19:41
  A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer. /**************************************************************************************************/ Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club. Somu : public member or private? /*********************************************************************


THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX
2008-07-15 06:20:03
  Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round….. Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress…. Very very Impressive Questions and Answers….. … Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you [...]


ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTION
2008-07-15 06:02:16
  Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.   Max replies, "Why don’t you ask the Priest?"   So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I  smoke while I pray?"       The Priest replies, "No, [...]


Just for Laugh :)
2008-07-15 00:55:33
  The Equation: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of the glance! —————————————- Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Ravi:


Behind every successful man…………
2008-08-04 09:36:42
  Behind every successful man, there is one girl friend   But what about unsuccessful man scroll Down - - - - - - - - - - - -    A Lot of girl friends So guys, its better to be unsuccessful……


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