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Big Brother Bye Bye For Pauline 2007-07-11 08:06:45 WWW.J-LOU.COM
Fake Pualine has left the house Tuesday night as housemates had uncovered that she was not from Australia, Thalia was called to the diary room after housemates were asked to position themselves in order of how fake they thought each other were. Brain woh had already been told about Thalia had to try and convice the others that she was the least genuine because they did not know her as well and that she should be put at the end, while trying not to blow his cover at the same time.
Thalia leaving the house now puts this weeks eviction into a twist, with the person who receives the most votes, will have an interview with Davina then be allowed straight back into the house, is this a plan on Brother
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s park to keep Charley in the house to keep ratings up.
Who should be evicted this week, Charley or Nikki, and does it matter as that person will go back in the house anyway, lets just not vote and after all is there any point this week?
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Rubbish Collections Fortnightly 2007-07-16 09:11:47 WWW.J-LOU.COM
Rubbish Collections Fortnightly
An influential committee MP says, fortnightly rubbish collections are unsuitable for many areas and there is no proof they increase recycling. Better research into the public health implications of leaving rubbish in the street for up to a fortnight at a time, has been called for by the communities and local government select committee.
This intervention is the follow up from a protest over alternate weekly collections, which see recyclables collected one week and other household waste the next week.
This came in a report that also warns that monetary incentives for recycling could be likely to back fire with public protests and increased fly tipping.
The cross-party select committee urged that alternate week collections - which are so far used by 140 authorities hoping to improve recycling rates - should not be introduced everywhere. The committee acknowledged there was no clear evidence of adverse public health
Rhianna Song Lyrics 2007-07-16 08:53:33
Rhianna Song Lyrics
Umbrella Ft Jay-Z
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Umbrella
Uh hu, uh hu, (yeah)
Rihanna (uh hu, uh hu)
good girl gone bad (uh hu, uh hu)
take 3, action
No clouds in my stones
let it rain a hydroplane in the bank
coming down like the dow jones
when the clouds come we gone
we roc-a-fella
we fly higher than weather
in G5s or better
you know me
an anticipation for the precipitation
stack chips for a rainy day
Jay, rain men is back
with little miss sun shine
Rihanna where you at?
You have my heart
and will never be worlds apart
may be in magazines
but you’ll still be my star
baby cause
in the dark
we can’t see shining cars
and that’s when you need me there
with you I’ll always share
because
when the sun shine
we shine together
told you ill be here forever
said I’ll always be a friend
took an oath, I’ma stick it out till to the end
now that its raining more then eva
know that we still have each other
you can stand under my umbrella
you can stand under
WHY ? HAVE YOU GOT THE ANSWERS? 2007-07-14 09:44:20 Why, Why, Why?………..Questions by www.j-lou.com home of new women’s fashion.
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will
Question of the day 2007-07-18 15:53:47 This is the question thats been in my head today…lol
remember i am blonde !
who’s the fool ?
the fool or the fools fool?……lol
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postal strikes set to continue 2007-07-18 14:49:17
It seems that Royal mail are set to continue their postal strike which will distrupt services over the next two weeks.
The postal strike now enters its second phase as the CWU steps up industrial action further by creating two weeks of disruption to postal services. Today the Union announced that:
“Although postal workers will individually take 2 days of strike action in the next two weeks, the strikes announced mean that there will be two weeks of continuous disruption to mail services. The strikes call out separate functions nationally on different days and the timing is aimed at maximising the impact on mail.”
However, this still doesn’t bring the dispute any closer to a resolution. With deregulation very much part of the present disquiet, Royal Mail bosses have already taken the tough view that business is business and since they will be shackled by Postcomm for some time to come, it has little choice but to respond to that challenge and modernise.The union d
Victoria Beckham In the USA 2007-07-18 13:18:40
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Posh gets Cold shoulder in USA
The Beckham
Team are piling on the charm in the USA to win the hearts of their future fellow citizens but has Victoria let the team down already?
Posh Spice as she is known is a popular celebrity figure here in the UK but it seems her British sense of humour has not gone down to well with the critics Stateside.
Victoria has attempted to make a spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary that shows in the US with her playing up to her media as a typical celebrity whose top priorities are Fame, money and clothes.
It seems that critics on the other side of the Atlantic were less than impressed with Mrs Beckham’s efforts to reveal her larger than life personality and wicked sense of humour.
The New York Post thought Victoria displayed an “orgy of self-indulgence” in the show whilst the New York Times is equally unflattering describing Mrs Beckham as someone who is “famous for being sort of famous and photographed a lot in B Read more:Victoria Beckham
www.j-lou.com website 2007-07-23 16:07:47 We are having difficulties with the website
at present due to our Moron hosting company, the server has crashed.
I really cannot explain how dumb these people are as they should have a copy of the website as backup…
obviously they do not do this allthough we are being charged for this.
Please do not panic we are still here….
sorry for any inconvienience…
With kindest Regards Joanne xxx
Fashion To Avoid 2007-07-27 06:29:07 WWW.J-LOU.COM
Coleen Mcoughlin really does look like the face of her choclate phone in this sequinned shift dress , if lifes good then tails will wag all over the boutiques.
Godness Gracious Me,Meera Syal Looks like she could do with a friend in need, she has definately reach the finishing end by crossing the floor in this checkered flag outfit.
Stepmother to Sienna Miller and successful interior designer, Kelly Hoppen seems to be in need of a DIY SOS, wheres Laurence Llewelyn Bowen when you are in need of a changing room.
Liza Minnelli is asking for an arrested development in those sheer bootcut trousers, life may be a caberet ol chum but maybe you should think more along the lines of a masquerade.
Sharon Stone has dress a bit like the blonde leading the blind, talk about getting back to her basic instinct, she looks more like a broken flower.
Denise Richards has dressed against the grain, she may be blonde and blonder but that number will not cover any secrets of a small town, s Read more:Fashion
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Zig a Zig Aaarrrgghh 2007-07-31 08:44:33
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Ziggy seems to be all upset at Chanelle’s departure as she did not even say good by to him, he feels that he is responsible for her leaving the house.
That’s very harsh on you Tracey said
“People get stressed out in here and she just couldn’t handle it,” reasoned Amanda.
Meanwhile other housemates seemed less concerned apart from the fact who was going to dry the dishes now.
Sam one of Chanelle’s closest friends in the house, cried and had to be comforted by Carole, who told her and Amanda: “You two need to know that you’ve been the best, supportive friends.”
Ziggy went to bed, holding the note to Sam, Amanda and Brian that Chanelle left behind. He has commandeered the single bed, saying that it would be too difficult to move back into the double bed he shared with her.
“It would be like jumping in someone’s grave,” he explained.
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Chanelle Left Big Brother House 2007-07-31 08:31:55
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Chanelle leaves the Big Brother
house after continuous debate with boy bander Ziggy in the for ever on off relationship.
The posh wannabe Chanelle left a note for the housemates, which read “Sam, Mand, Brian, good luck, luv you, see you soon, Chan”. She then took her suitcase into the diary room, without saying goodbye.
After being in the diary room for about half an hour the lights flashed from red to green and the housemates realised she was no longer in there.
Ziggy said that he questioned their relationship everyday adding that it was Chanelle character and that she likes the attention and not just from him, from every body, he also added that he was depressed on a daily basis and that he was afraid it was something to do with his relationship with Chanelle “it’s not you, it’s me and that’s it” he said.
Stunned Chanelle shrieked: “Oh my God, you just said, ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ on national TV. Oh my God, h Read more:House
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Eastender Actor Mike Reid Died Age 67 2007-07-31 07:54:50
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We would like to pay homage to a man that could make us cry with laughter, his humour was a value to us all and he shall be sadly missed.
Former EastEnders actor Mike Reid has died at the age of 67 after suffering a suspected heart attack, his agent said. The actor, who played Frank Butcher in the BBC soap, was living in Spain at the time of his death.
Reid became a stand-up comedian having worked as a stunt man. He went on to work in TV shows including Runaround, Doctor Who and Minder. His agent David Hahn told the BBC his death came as a great shock as he had been in very good health.
He said: “Mike was in fine fettle. In fact only a couple of weeks ago we were having dinner over here. “Mike that particular day went to see his consultant and had a full medical - and they gave him a clean bill of health.”
Mr Hahn paid tribute to Reid, who he described as “a very, very, very, funny” man. He said: “He would see the funny side Read more:Actor
Charley getting Ziggy with it 2007-07-31 07:47:14
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According to the loud mouth London IT Girl, Charley
will go for a drink with Ziggy once he leaves the house.
Apparently they have unfinished business together, her and Ziggys friend ship sparked jealousy when Chanelle thought Charley was moving in on their relationship.
Charley had an interview with Heat Magazine, she said “I think he’s got a bit of an eye for me. I think there may be something. Om numerous occasions he’d look at me, but then, oh Chanelle’s there. She’d pop up when you’d least expect it.”
Chare;y thinks that they will definitely go for a drink when Ziggy leaves the house to find out how he really feels about her.
Ziggy allegedly told Charley, “there’s so many things that I want to tell you” but due to the camera said that he couldn’t.
Will he have a drink with her or just throw it over her. Who can tell.
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We got him! J-LOU Diet Coke Bloke 2007-08-07 09:06:17 What do you think Ladies ….
Yeah….Weve got him….lol
This is Barron … hes our J-lou diet Coke break guy…
Sorry about the clarity, but we had to use our mobile phones to grab this fella as this guy is quick… (but not quick enough !!) lol
You can see what we mean about him though… hes hot!
We prefer him better than the guy in the lift on the coke tv advert, his legs are definately hot, hes got great muscles and also a very sexy smile….
There sits me and Estelle when her phone starts playing “i just wanna make love to you” on the ringtone loudly lol, and the guy still manages to give us a smile….so hes also really nice… brownie points now…
Thumbs up for this guy, hes now deservingly joined our website blog and our wall of flames at the office….
It would be even better if he would just let us trim those shorts a foot or two…………&hel
Fashionless 2007-08-07 08:29:07 WWW.J-LOU.COM
Check out this weeks fashion pictures
Has Evangeline Lily Lost her wardrobe or has it just been a long weekend, maybe she should view herself through the looking glass and stop dressing like the man behind the curtain.
Drew Barrymore has got no where to hide this outfit, she’s definitely dressed south of the border after 50 first dates, there’s no point creeping with wearing those socks with sandals.
Bjork is supporting a butterfly kiss look, its probably best to keep oh so quite in this get up, although she does look a little like Michael Jackson.
Did Tina Barrett just fall out of the Bermuda Triangle, with that dress she can wave goodbye Hollywood, maybe reach for something else in the wardrobe and stop dressing back in the 50’s.
Kelly Brook looks a bit smock, is she waiting for an Italian job or just in the mood to train at the school of seduction, at least she can have a Big Breakfast and no one will notice.
Pamela Anderson may look less than perfect, alth
Diet Coke Break update … 2007-08-07 06:38:24
lol &hellip
; We saw him again today, he knows we are up to something and was grinning from ear to ear when he drove in the yard….lol
Me and stelly both flew in to get the camera and phones and when we came out he had got in the van and just sits there grinning at us, the other guys were cracking up, so someones told him we want a photo… and hes enjoying winding us all up…. lol
Im determined to get this guy on camera, before that sun goes in and he takes those shorts off, and hes determined not to .. so hes just got better to us…lol
So were setting up something a little bit special up there for tomorrow, its just after 1pm he comes back to the yard so well be ready..lol
His smile is as good as his legs so im gonna get the whole shot now, hes got all my girls intrigued and all working quickly to get that tea break on time, so im all up for a giggle…
But his smile said it all today ………hes not givi Read more:Break
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Diet coke bloke cont………. 2007-08-07 06:36:19 We’ve sat there in anticipation all morning waiting, we watched the other 2 brothers pull in to collect things, but no sign of him &hellip
;………..
the girls have had 3 tea breaks today too..
But we had to finish early as my sitter had to leave at 1pm, then as we were driving through the village we spotted him… he was on his way back to our yard !!! and wearing those shorts ! lol
So we now have a new lunch hour slot, dead on 1pm from tomorrow, the camera Ive left all ready and tomorrow we are on a mission to capture this guy on film…lol
so with a bit of luck we can post a photo tom and see if you all agree with us …………..
I’ve also got another friend at work that comes to visit me (its a baby deer !) so working now is getting better by the day..lol
Diet Coke Break 2007-08-07 06:34:09 Lol…………… were really enjoying the view today….
Where we work theres only one other company a garden supplier, surfacing and landscapes called Rob Deeba (of Norwich) (book these guys to do your garden ) and let us know as we will come and watch…lol
Theres 3 brothers that run it (from what weve worked out) and we’ve met 2 of them (who are both really nice chaps)and hard working but the 3rd brother …WOW…….lol
Hes got the hottest legs weve ever seen on a bloke, tanned skin and wears shorts all day at work.. oh yes………… bet you want a job now, dont you ! lol
Is is us or is it just extremely hot today…. lol
Im gonna get my camera out sneakily later and get a photo, this guy should be seen… and mounted (on a wall of course lol)
So for any of you women out there (like us) who likes to see nice legs while you work…keep checking… his are extremely god (sorry i Read more:Break
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2007-08-06 08:03:33 James Morrison - You give me something
2007-08-06 08:00:28 James Morrison - Wonderful World
2007-08-06 07:42:11 Your the one that i want-grease
2007-08-06 07:32:23 Umbrella - Rihanna ft Jay-Z (JYFA) [Official]
2007-08-06 07:31:50 Whitney Houston & George Michael-If I Told You That
Soul Mate 2007-08-10 08:40:38
It holds many powerful meanings,
Yet we all search for it….
What is a soul mate…..
and how do we know if we’ve met ours…….
Its our search for the other half of one’s soul, complete compatibility, for which all our souls are driven to find …
Ive been in love with a guy before i would have done anything for, we shared so much together and connected in so many ways but in some ways sadly we didn’t…
it was the love and lust thing, but nothing further
I didn’t feel safe with him, which only a woman can understand… i believe, its a word woman whisper to each other, as we all know exactly what it means ..
Safety, security comes when you can feel so close to a person you trust them completely, you trust their words if they tell you not to worry and feel security when they are beside you, as this person also brings you strength whatever happens if you need them they are there, unconditionall
Kate Nash Song Lyrics 2007-08-10 08:25:37
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Kate Nash Song Lyrics
Kate Nash
Foundations Lyrics
Thursday night, everything’s fine, except you’ve got that look in your eye
When I’m telling a story and you find it boring,
You’re thinking of something to say.
You’ll go along with it then drop it and humiliate me infront of our friends.
Then I’ll use that voice that you find annoying and say something like
“Yeah, intelligant imput, darling, why don’t you just have another beer then?”
Then you’ll call me a bitch
And everyone we’re with will be embarrased,
And I won’t give a shit.
My finger tips are holding onto the cracks in our foundation,
And I know that I should let go,
But I can’t.
And everytime we fight I know it’s not right,
Everytime that you’re upset and I smile.
I know I should forget, but I can’t.
You said I must eat so many lemons
‘Cause I am so bitter.
I said
“I’d rather be with
Amy Winehouse Gigs Cancelled 2007-08-10 08:09:38
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Exhausted singer Amy Winehouse
has cancelled a number of performances in Europe, due to being admitted to hospital with claims that she is suffering from severe exhaustion.
The singer, who is 23 years old, was taken in to the University College London hospital Wednesday morning to be later discharged.
The organisers at Norway’s Oya Festival have said that she had cancelled without explanation.
Winehouse’s spokesman for her record label informed that the singer has been advised to take complete rest.
Other concerts in Denmark and Norway have also been cancelled.
The cancellation for the Oya Festival came surprisingly and abruptly, as organisers were informed after the band had set up and done the sound check.
Amy has also pulled out of the T in The Park Festival and Liverpool’s Summer Pops Event citing exhaustion or ill health over the last few weeks.
The singer has put her habit of cancellations down to being a perfectionist.
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2007-08-12 05:53:13 Principles Of Lust - Enigma
2007-08-12 05:31:54 Sexy! No No No… - Girls Aloud - World Premiere
Ebay and Taxes 2007-08-19 02:59:54
THE taxman is clamping down on tax dodging ebay traders by hunting them down using a ‘web robot’.
The £250,000 robot, which was launched in March, is an advanced search engine that targets high-volume
traders, such as those that sell goods on eBay, that fail to register for VAT.
HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) expects the device to rake in an extra £1m+ a year in VAT and to
force people to register these businesses
According to a report by the National Audit Office, the Revenue collected more than £1bn in
VAT from e-commerce sales in the 2005-06 tax year.
This is expected to rocket by 2010 when the level of sales are expected to hit £60bn.
The number of people making a second income by trading on websites such as eBay has also soared.
It is believed nearly 70,000 people earn a quarter of their living by trading on the website.
However, a large percentage of them don’t declare their earnings to the taxman.
Traders of second-hand goods only have to account Read more:Taxes
X Factor The first episode Dannii’s initiation 2007-08-18 16:23:42 Well Ive watched with anticipation, the kids even love watching it tonight…
Its kicked off with a good twist the American judge Brian Freeman was asked to step down and help with behind the live shows and they’ve brought back good old Louis Walsh…. yeah, (you own that stage) ..lol Simon missed him bless…. so did i..
I thought Dannii
looked stunning, she oozes class, i bet Simon enjoys sitting beside her…lol i would…
Apparently he has to sit in between Sharon Osborne and Dannii Minogue so they don’t get jealous…. hes in demand, its that bad boy thing…lol
I still think Simon’s as sexy as hell, much to my friends jibes, but i bet theres many more like me out there…
Tonight i liked 2 of the contestants very much, the new addition of 14 years and older holds a gem already in Emily, she sings so naturally, totally beautiful.. The thing that i found brilliant was her mum hadn’t tried to make her look older than he