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Eye witness… 2008-07-05 18:22:41 A man walks in a Bank gets in line and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ... and robs the Bank!...But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses ... he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
Busted 2008-07-05 18:15:56 Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" Read more:Busted
ELDERLY FOREPLAY …. 2008-07-03 17:00:22 The first old woman told the second old woman thatsometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked,lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
GOLF: AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS. 2008-07-03 06:41:48 Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
No title 2008-07-02 15:18:49 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole
Knitting 2008-07-02 07:27:01 highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Read more:Knitting
A True Love Story 2008-07-02 06:50:49 Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Read more:True Love
$20.00 Dollars 2008-07-20 10:21:02
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years,
with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new [...]
The Joys Of having a child 2008-07-20 10:14:47
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly
beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last
time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure
enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The
joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He
took one look and [...]
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Will you love me even if 2008-07-20 10:06:11
Sam came into his wife’s room one day. “If I were, say,
disfigured, would you still love me,” he asked her.
”Darling, I’ll always love you,” she said calmly, filing
her nails.
”How about if I became impotent, couldn’t make love to you
any more?” he asked anxiously.
”Don’t worry, darling, I’ll always love you,
Another blonde with brillance 2008-07-19 14:02:37
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize label. She pulls off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and [...]
Study Shows Stabbing Monkeys Could Be Bad 2008-07-19 13:49:39
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Lawyer with the helping hand 2008-07-19 07:02:57
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
”Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man.
”We don’t have any money for food.”, the poor man replied.
”Oh, come along with [...]
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Father and son conversation(language) 2008-07-19 06:56:32
Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
I ask you a question?”
Dad: “Sure, son, what’s the question?”
Son: “What is politics?”
Dad: “Well, let’s take our home for example. I am the
wage earner, so let’s call me Management. Your
mother is the administrator of the m Read more:Father
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The Pastor’s Ass 2008-07-19 06:48:45
The pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in [...]
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First picture from NASA of water on Mars. OUTSTANDING!!! 2008-07-19 06:40:26
Allan W. “Skip” Dees wrote:
A remarkable picture to say the least.
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Sears Catalog 2008-07-19 06:33:04
Two young men were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?’
The second one replies, ‘Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!’
The first one says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t
Very expensive. At this price, I’m [...]
Bathroom Tales 2008-08-05 07:07:28
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother’s restroom stall
By Shannon Popkin
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we’re in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a [...]
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The Rake 2008-08-05 07:04:27
An oldy But Still Funny
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We Made The List 2008-08-04 08:13:47
I am amazed at the fact that we managed to get inclusion within a great news leader on the web. Hey I think we are good, but come on, we have only been up for 2.5 months now. But none the less we are in the humor section over on Alltop, and we would [...]
New Face Lift 2008-08-04 07:18:07
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed on the
top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face
lift. Of course the woman [...]
Giving Up Wine 2008-08-03 07:22:27
I was walking down the street w I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?’
‘No, [...]
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YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE 2008-08-02 07:55:57
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams
the door and returns to bed.
‘Who [...]
Study Shows Why Men Die First 2008-08-02 07:49:07
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for [...]
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, First
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