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The Fireworks are Here!!! 2008-07-03 08:36:00 Without a moment to spare, our July 4th fireworks arsenal has arrived. It took nearly 11 hours to unload the precious cargo, but from the looks of things, this years display will be one for the ages.
We get our supply from a fireworks and demolition outfit located in the middle of the Mojave [...] Read more:Fireworks
Office Space for Lease. 2008-06-30 14:57:27 Like a quiet work environment? Then this cozy little work space is for you! Imagine all that you’ll get done in this newly remodeled executive fortress of solitude. Hide from the world in tornado-proof splendor right here in the belly of the JoeCartoon Compound. Fully wired for electricity and all yer [...] Read more:Office Space
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Associate Develops Bread Helmet to Combat Mosquitos 2008-06-27 00:16:17 So far this early summer, the mosquitos have been descending upon the JoeCartoon compound in swarms of biblical proportions. We watch in horror through the windows as jack-rabbits and bear cubs are literally carried off and sucked dry by these heathen insects, soaring like hordes of buzzing, blood-sucking flying monkeys from the Wizard of [...] Read more:Bread
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JoeCartoon Installs Port-a-Johns 2008-06-25 09:24:03 In an effort to curb employee defecation around the JoeCartoon complex, wandering Porta-Dumpers® will be patrolling the grounds offering relief for those caught too far away from the outhouses in their moment of need. “Gone are the days of hopscotching through a minefield of bowl-winders just to get to work everyday.” Says Bert, [...] Read more:Johns
Goatse: The Ride! 2008-06-23 12:33:47 Is there anything we could possibly write that would add anything to this photo?
R.I.P. - George Carlin (1937 - 2008) 2008-06-23 08:55:16 A true national treasure passed on today. GeorgeCarlin
was a hero to us here at JoeCartoon, not just because he actually said the words, “sauteed racoon’s assholes on a stick” but be had the incredible ability to hold a mirror up to us all, just to show us how damn stupid we are. [...] Read more:George Carlin
Chris Crocker in a Blender - 1,000,000 on YouTube 2008-06-20 19:26:46 YeeeHaw…ChrisCrocker
in a Blender
, JoeCartoons tribute to the internet sensation, has just topped 1,000,000 views on YouTube
! Click here to watch it again, for the very first time, leave us a comment and help push us towards 2,000,000!
JoeCartoon Intern Learns to Ride a Bike 2008-07-15 07:56:30 After many months of effort, Roger, one of JoeCartoon’s oldest interns, learned to ride a bike. It was a rocky road for Roger, one filled with muddy potholes, unfortunately placed milk crates and countless bottles of Bactine. But his efforts have finally paid off.
We were actually surprised Roger got back in the saddle [...]
Zombie Raccoons 2008-07-10 21:35:51 It appears that the rumors we have been hearing around the JoeCartoon compound are true. Raccoons are rising from the dead, and eating people. All employees are encouraged to remain armed and alert until further notice. Also, do not approach or attempt to capture one of these creatures as they are highly [...]
Fireworks Mishap 2008-07-09 15:39:13 Well it’s July 9th and we’re about halfway through our fireworks cache. Things really got started of with a bang on the Fourth when Joe’s Grandpap dropped a burning White Owl in box of mortars. No one was hurt, but Grandpap’s iconic silver combover will have to live in on photographs only. Read more:Fireworks
Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk 2008-08-01 11:45:37 The “Ahoy-Paloy” crowd got quite a startle when an eagle-beaked rat creature washed ashore on the exclusive beaches of the Hamptons this week. Debate has raged on as to whether this is some kind of mutant dog, a shell-less turtle or something way more sinister. Dubbed “Monty” by the locals, this Butterball assed [...] Read more:Monster
The Wake to Bacon Clock 2008-07-31 13:35:56 Next to being run over by a motor vehicle in front of a family member, waking up in the morning has to be the most unpleasant activity known to man. But the smart folks over at mathlete.com have come up with a way to coax you out of the sack with the enticing aroma [...] Read more:Bacon
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Apple Rolling with Vern 2008-07-30 11:50:17 Spring is here, and with that comes the first crop of Mr. Vern’s sun dried apple driveway slurry. We have no idea of any possible use for this substance. But from April to late October, our neighbor, Mr. Vern can be seen crushing bushel after bushel of apples in his driveway. He’s [...] Read more:Apple
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JoeCartoon Miniature Golf Course Still Deserted 2008-07-30 11:45:49 Six days since opening, the Joe Cartoon employee miniature golf course still remains unused. This prime piece of recreational real estate, carved out of a 1/2 acre plot of grassland behind the executive bath house, was meant to be a place for associates to unwind and enjoy each others company. So far however, [...] Read more:Deserted
Artifacts from the Barn: Bottle Cap Head 2008-07-30 11:42:47 This is Keith. He’s a 1 1/2″ head that lives in a bottle cap at the top of the stairs at JoeCartoon headquarters. We don’t know who made him, or why he is here, but his position appears to be most deliberate. We’ve tried to move him of course. Sometimes we’ve [...]
JoemommaBomb - The New Game! 2008-07-30 09:55:41 Announcing a brand new game for all you Joemomma lovers! Joemomma loves things that explode, and he also has this strange compulsion to stack things for hours on end. So you can just imagine his delight when these two passions converge. We call it JoemommaBomb…enjoy!
Bathroom Braintrust Batting .500 2008-07-29 15:29:20 No one is perfect, not even the brilliant minds in the JoeCartoon sanitation department. So far the newly created department has received mixed reviews. As excited we all were with the announcement of their “No Rolls Left Behind” program, which ensured an ample supply of fanny-wipe in every stall, we were less than [...]
Employee Lounge Nearly Complete 2008-07-28 22:39:32 Construction is nearly finished on a new state of the art employee lounge and break room. Work on the seldom used former canine birthing room should wrap up sometime later this week. A ribbon cutting ceremony will take place on Friday with Joe serving as Master of Ceremonies. Expect another lengthy speech [...] Read more:Employee
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Stay Cool! 2008-07-25 13:06:06 Staying cool in these hot summer months is a state of mind as much as anything, especially if you don’t mind looking like this guy.
Motivational Speaking 2008-08-18 00:29:43 Alan Lutz from “Chewing Boards for the Lord” stopped by this weekend to fire up the new crop of interns during our annual summer orientation weekend. Alan gnawed his way through verse and tiber and demonstrated the resilience of the human spirit.
While not as exciting as the guy last year who smashed cinderblocks with [...] Read more:Motivational
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Six Pack Abs 2008-08-14 09:19:34 Ernie Jenkins, fitness instructor at JoeCartoon, takes the phrase “beer belly” to a whole new level at last weekend’s employee picnic. His homemade six pack abs looked real enough to us, until he ripped off his tank top and the illusion was ruined. Ernie hung his head in shame for the rest afternoon [...]
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