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Bigfoot Found? 2008-08-13 11:58:58 Over the past few weeks “monster” discoveries have been all the rage across the country. First it was Monty - The Montauk Monster, then it was a raggedy chupacabra-dog-like-thing running down a Texas road. Now the mystery continues with the announcement that the body of a dead Bigfoot
has been found in the [...]
Not Coming in Today 2008-08-11 08:31:30 Hey Joe, it’s Brandon, your intern. I just wanted to let you know that I won’t be in today, or probably not for the remainder of the week for that matter. I kind of had a little spill this weekend on my mom’s bike. I’m attaching a photo to serve as visual [...] Read more:Today
Kyle’s on Watch 2008-08-06 20:07:15 We get lots of resumes here at JoeCartoon. Some are good…some are not so good. Some come with pictures, and some come with really good pictures. Kyle from the great state of Missouri sent us this photo in front of what we are assuming is his makeshift weapons stash. While the photo [...]
Superfly Thongzai! 2008-09-03 15:42:13 Just in time for back to school, Superfly returns in Thongzai. The new animation featuring all the most important elements of school: beer, music, women, beer, backwards hat wearing high-fiving brahs, beer, passed out drunk friends and beer. Check it out right here and be sure to pass it along to all of [...]
Labor Day Fun and Sun 2008-09-02 14:34:49 It’s back to work for most of us here at JoeCartoon after a spectacular Labor Day Weekend. Joe got himself a new goose rifle and put an end to the epic feud between Dave and Greg that has plagued the compound for nearly two months. Greg ended up on the losing end of [...]
Labor Day Tips 2008-08-29 17:55:50 It’s Labor Day Weekend…Memorial Day Weekend’s fat, ugly, stupid cousin. But just because this one of them second tier holidays, it doesn’t mean you can run off, all half-cocked and jump in ankle deep without doing your homework. So we’re providing this handy chart to make sure you celebrate the last real weekend [...]
Superfly Returns in Bongzai! 2008-08-26 14:19:57 At long last, Superfly and the Stoneflies have returned in an action packed new adventure! This one has it all; farmers, bongs, balloon animals, blue skies and plummeting fecal matter. Click here to check it out.
And be sure to play the new Superfly Trap game afterwards! Read more:Returns
Pant Leg Fortress of Solitude 2008-08-25 22:05:31 Doug from Human Resources has developed an ingenious way to increase privacy in the workplace. Removing his pants at work is nothing new, but now, instead of throwing them over the cubicle wall when he gets to work, he now slips them over his head and computer monitor, shrouding him in rayon splendor. [...] Read more:Fortress
, Solitude
Chainsaw Maid 2008-08-21 20:44:04 Chainsaw Maid is everything you want in a claymation zombie movie; great drama, laughs and buckets of blood and guts. Stuff like this always amazes us as the most we’ve ever been able to make out of PlayDough are worms and snakes…and boogers if there was any green left.
You can check out more from [...] Read more:Chainsaw
Self Imposed Elf Ears 2008-08-21 14:01:34 While were not going to go so far as to actually endorse something like this…we did want to show it to you. It seems some wood-nymph inspiring young ladies are cropping their ears and letting their inner elf shine through. To us it looks more like Frankenstein meets Dr. Spock, but whatever floats [...]
The Feud Takes an Ugly Turn 2008-08-20 12:25:48 The month-long feud between Dave and Greg escalated to a whole new level yesterday when Greg swooped from the sky and attacked Dave on his way home from work. Without warning the enraged Goose descended from the rooftop of the JoeCartoon complex, knocking Dave off his bicycle and skinning his knee.
“He came out of [...]
Face Painter 2008-08-19 13:21:24 We aren’t normally big fans of the face painting guy. You know the dude, the fat smelly one sitting next to you at the game high fiving and sweating nacho cheese all over everybody. But this guy gets it right. We especially appreciate the well placed lip-sphincter he’s sporting. We [...] Read more:Painter
Peep my Tat - Devil Edition 2008-09-23 10:33:45 Here’s a great new neck-full of ink sent in by loyal Joehead, M.C. D.o.P. from Palm Beach, Florida. Very cool indeed, but just make sure you grow that mullet out before you hit the pearly gates! Read more:Devil
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Colonoscopy in a Can 2008-09-22 08:20:29 In the spirit of trying something new this weekend, a few of us cracked into a case of “beermato juice” that has been laying around for a while. Warm and salty with a slight burned rubber aftertaste, the crimson swill went down surprisingly smooth, and really brought out the taste of the metal fillings [...]
Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day! 2008-09-18 12:09:59 September 19th is National
Talk Like a Pirate
Day! So join us and all the other douche’s out there and say something piratey and be sure to work in the phrases poopdeck and plunder me booty. Read more:Happy
Crimes of Carelessness 2008-09-16 23:11:06 Safety is very important, you’d be surprised how easy it is to trip over something and break your face. Now, you don’t want that do you? Well, we sure don’t. That’s why we’re paying particularly close attention to this handy little safety video, and we’ll save the face breaking for those reckless rapscallions who think [...] Read more:Crimes
A Poodle Story…Slow and Disturbing Edition 2008-09-16 13:18:12 MichaelJonesIsCool on Youtube did a nice little bit of editing on the JoeCartoon favorite, A Poodle
Story. The first pass is as Joe intended, with the poodle speaking “normally”. The second one however, features a slowed-down version that sounds like a demented Orson Wells on Quaaludes. The effect is very chilling indeed, [...] Read more:Edition
For Rent: Joe’s Love Shack 2008-09-12 08:45:09 Ask Joe how many houses he owns and we’re pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to tell you. He’s got property scattered all over the woods of Michigan, from the chigger filled brushlands of Burnips to the perpetually frozen mudbogs on the northernmost coast of the Upper Peninsula.
In a blatant attempt to [...] Read more:Shack
Pop vs Soda Map 2008-09-10 15:39:55 A county by county map has just been released that reveals we are indeed a nation divided. Currently there are 4 different camps in an all out struggle for the very soul of our nation. Represented in the shocking chart above is the breakdown of acceptable terms for what we call “Bubbly Pop” around [...]
Zebra Belly 2008-09-09 21:00:50 We’ve seen some mighty impressive front porches in our day, but this fella takes the cake, and the candles. Sadly, ten minutes after this photo was taken, a crocodile attacked this man while trying to cross a nearby river.
JoeCartoon Endorses: Bacon Weavin’s 2008-10-07 22:27:09 JoeCartoon enthusiastically endorses this great new way to consume our hands-down favorite food of all time…bacon! This wonderfully innovative blend of craftsmanship and processed pork bellies is sure to please all whether it’s on top of a stacked hen’s egg sandwich or a nice juicy road-burger. It’s all about increasing the surface area [...] Read more:Bacon
New Release: Superfly Thongzai 2! 2008-10-01 20:57:49 Joecartoon is pleased to announce the release of Thongzai 2 - The Legend of El Condom! The follow up to the wildly popular Superfly Thongzai 1. This one has it all folks… beer, men and women wronged, fire, inappropriately brandished blade weapons, thongs, Superfly, and the secret origins of an internet legend. [...] Read more:Release
Russ Meets Keg 2008-09-29 20:41:36 Russ the Barbarian is recovering today after being hit in the face by a flying keg of beer during an interpretive dance routine this weekend at Oktoberfest. The performance could not have been going better for Russ as he twisted and turned to the inspirational sounds of Aaron Coupland’s “Fanfare for the Common Man”. [...]
Sunday Night Videos - Jesus is My Friend! 2008-09-28 19:47:32 Here’s a little soul cleansing entertainment for everyone out there, like us, that didn’t make it home in time this morning for church. Let your sins be washed away by the divine musical stylings of Sonseed! Read more:Night
, Sunday
, Jesus
, Sunday Night
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