What-EVER!
2007-03-19 15:06:00
I realize this was the last issue of The Young All-Stars, and they were just phoning it in, but this is the lamest full-panel "we're gonna whup some booty" page I've ever seen. It's like the artist wanted to be absolutely certain we weren't going to miss Young All-Stars under any circumstances. When you have that many members of the JSA on the page and you can barely focus on it, you've really accomplished something. You haven't accomplished anything good, but you've accomplished something nonetheless.I especially find this depiction of Fury oddly appropriate. She was supposed to be one of the big powerhouses of the team, but here she's just going to give her enemies the Sorority-Girl Bitchy Sneer of Doom. Then again, that's pretty much all Fury had been for the past 30 issues.
The WHAT Boutique?
2007-03-21 16:41:00
Was there ever really such a thing as a "Young Married's" boutique? If so, was there ever such a thing as the "Unwed Mother's" boutique? It seems like women had to answer an awful lot of nosy questions just to buy clothes....
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I'm Not Trying to Tell You How To Run Your Railroad, pt. 6
2007-03-21 16:38:00
.... but Cap Jr. can fly. I guess she's right -- he'll never get her if he just stands there (which he does).But Cap Jr. can fly. I mean, that's one of the first things you think of when someone asks what Captain Marvel can do - he's super-strong and can fly. Those are the big two!I need an aspirin....
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The Castration of Ben Grimm
2007-03-21 16:32:00
Ben, I understand you don't want to smack a woman, but seriously.... it's a freakin' robot! Yeesh! That made my eyes roll so far into my head I can see my own brain.
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, Ben Grimm
It Worked on General Hospital, pt. 4
2007-03-20 16:03:00
This is just so wrong. It's taken completely out of context, and I would just like to apologize to everyone, including myself.
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Political Correctness
2007-03-20 15:55:00
Do you think this is something Freddy can get away with because he's also disabled? I mean, I'd never go into a room and say, "Look at all the cripples! Dang that's a lot of gimps!"
What Just Happened There?.... pt 3
2007-03-20 15:49:00
I think they're telling each other off, but I'm not sure.In your hat!Go cry in your cheerie oats!Your father's moustache!Aw, go buy a copy of the Saturday Evening Post!Oh yeah? Well, some settling of the contents of this product may have occured during shipment!How do you know when this fight is over, exactly?
Separated at Birth?
2007-03-22 15:19:00
Go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong, if you can.
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Sue's Hair
2007-03-22 15:18:00
Not much to say here.... but that is some seriously poofy hair.
That's What HE Said!
2007-03-22 15:15:00
I really can't argue that only the mighty Stimulator can rouse the Nameless Mass.... I just don't know that this isn't something best kept to oneself.
I'm Not Proud of This Joke...pt.2
2007-03-23 15:31:00
Make up your mind.... would it have been water or curtains?Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the lamb chops, and don't forget to tip your waitress!
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Fishing for Mixed Metaphors
2007-03-23 15:29:00
Okay, guns have triggers. Bombs have fuses. Or, in the alternative, we would have accepted detonators. Thank you for playing.
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, Mixed
I'm Not Trying to Tell You How To Run Your Railroad, pt. 7
2007-03-23 15:26:00
... but that's a pretty strange law you have on your books. Someone commits vandalism, demands an audience with your leader (in his own palace no less), and you have to let him? Are they in France or something?
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Costume Hall of Shame - Risk
2007-03-26 19:41:00
A teal blouse. Yup, that's the team's powerhouse. Wearing a teal blouse.Nothing send bad guys running for the hills like the lead singer from O-Town coming at you in a teal blouse and knee-highs. Fear my seafoam-colored wrath!
Ben has a Point
2007-03-26 19:39:00
You know, I do wonder why there aren't more incidental fire injuries and/or damages where the FF is concerned. If someone I was hanging around with burst into flame, I'm sure I'd be sporting many a skin graft.
Ben Grimm, Dancing Machine
2007-03-26 19:37:00
If I could get the original artwork on this, I'd have it hanging above my fireplace.
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, Dancing
, Machine
, Ben Grimm
What Just Happened There?.... pt 4
2007-03-27 18:39:00
That's a pretty awkward way to mark someone for cement shoes. I mean, you have to position the guy so that he stands on your left side while you reach over and grab his chin in a fist-like motion.... are you marking the guy for death or dancing the lambada?He gave me the Maggia Touch.... I am doomed! And strangely aroused!
Reed and Sue Richards, Rednecks pt. 3
2007-03-27 18:36:00
You'll think what ah tell you to think, when I tell you to think it, woman! Now, fetch me some corn squeezin's....
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Did Anyone Actually BUY This? pt. 14
2007-03-27 18:33:00
Apparently, there is a direct co-relation between bad skin and the inability to dance. If you clear up your skin, you'll be shakin' your groove thang in no time!
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, Actually
, Actually BUY
What Just Happened There?.... pt 5
2007-03-28 22:04:00
I don't even wanna know what part of his body Johnny sent that flame from....
Someone Call Social Services!
2007-03-28 16:48:00
Really, Torch, your fire is inches away from the baby's exposed arm. Can you put a cork in it for two seconds?
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, Services
Did Anyone Actually BUY This? pt. 15
2007-03-28 16:45:00
Has always been, and still is, America's favorite pet.Ah, a boy and his racoon. I can remember going to sleep at night, my faithful racoon slumbering at the foot of my bed, then waking up with my face clawed down to my brains.Good times... good times.
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, Actually
, Actually BUY
Shenanigans!
2007-03-30 16:57:00
It's so much harder to stay behind and wait! Pfffffft. I think that's something women made up to justify sleeping with the blacksmith while their husbands fought in the Crusades.
Say that Again?
2007-03-30 16:54:00
Sue and _____ are going on a trip, you say? I'm not sure, but I think Reed just gave Sue a quarter to go to the movies and get out of his hair.Go on a trip with (mumblemumble) to (rasamfrasam) and bring me back a full report!Could you repeat that Reed, I didn't hear....GO, WOMAN!Uh, okay.... I'll be back when I have the information.It's like he sent her on a snipe hunt.
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Fear Basic Mathematics!
2007-03-30 16:50:00
Ben, Sue and Johnny look awfully frightened at the concept that "1 from 4 = 3!!!"You know that next week all three of them will be on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
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Reed Richards, Big Sport
2007-03-29 16:34:00
What, Reed? She can keep the costume, after she begged you? Whatta guy!Seems only fitting, since you made her make it herself about 30 issues earlier.
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Did Anyone Actually BUY This? pt. 16
2007-03-29 16:31:00
Well, it'll give the kids something to match the tank they bought earlier. Is Haliburton running Toys-R-Us these days?
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, Actually
, Actually BUY
Hazing, Fantastic Four Style
2007-03-29 16:25:00
Before the JLA started letting in everyone this side of Swamp Thing, you had to go through an *ahem* initiation process. I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but there's a reason the FF roster didn't change that often.
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, Style
, Fantastic Four
Reed Richards, Master Tactitian...pt.3
2007-04-02 17:13:00
Save yourselves.... somehow!Well, you can't accuse Reed of micro-managing, can you? Sooooooo specific.
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, Reed Richards
Reed and Sue Richards, Rednecks pt. 4
2007-04-02 17:11:00
But I thought...Don't think! Just do what I tell you!I won't fail you, darling!Wow.... Much as she annoys me, someone needs to give Sue a pamphlet on abusive relationships.
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