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Where is the dignity in fashion?
2007-05-04 19:45:00
Don't people get that muffin tops are not the best look they can get? I honestly think it is gross, when you got muffin tops, topped with french breads, and bread loaves. There is a lady that lives around here, that is just what I described. she is tall and has teeny legs and a medium rear, and the top just looks like it exploded, she insists on wearing these tight tops, and tight bottoms. Does she not get that it is just horrid to look at? Yes I realize I don't have to look, but ya just can't help it, you have to think to yourself, who the hell taught her to dress herself, and what makes her think she can squeeze everything in teensy clothing in her size? The problem does not end with her, tons of women do this, and I myself am guilty of it as well. You like to wear the smaller shirt, and the smaller pant, to either feel better about yourself because it's a smaller size, or to show off your curves. Curves are so sexy, we all know it, but curves that come in tidal waves, are so not
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Are you feelin' randy baby?
2007-05-04 00:26:00
(It took 3 gorgeous stock photos to make that one)I would say that nature and women are about equal in terms of beauty..That's about all I got right now..chow!


Someone had to say it, why not George?
2007-05-08 08:14:00
:LMAO:and if you don't laugh with this one.. you need a doctor..
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Reflection of true self
2007-05-07 07:00:00
"Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action."~James LevinI think when you reflect the way you are, then you stay true, the reason I didn't manip the woman's reflection to set it a part from the woman, is because, I was thinking that I want it to say see yourself for what you are not what you want to be or what you were. But enough of that artsy deep stuff for now.I feel like I am fast becoming the neighborhood mommy. Well at least to the immediate neighbors we have. Yesterday we spent about 4 hours outside while the kids wer playing with every other kid within the area. Ranging from 1-12 years old. It was like a friggin block party without the food. Chaos here and there and over there. My lil joy tonka, has decided that running towards the road at full speed with mommy chasing after him, is a friggin riot. Well of course it is the first couple times, but when he keeps going and going, and I can't distract him for the


The ants are marching one by one..
2007-05-06 01:45:00
That ant problem is slowly getting worse, what is worse is we can't get ahold of the landlord fella. Most likely because we have to drive over to the office to see if he is there, I can't wait to get a phone. The ants are everywhere now, it's like a few here, a few there, its nuts, I have been spraying the cracks where I think they are coming in at, and apparently everyone I sprayed wasn't the one..lol. I only have Raid for wasps to spray them with, but hey it stops them in their tracks. So I am happy with that. I am so exhausted today, I only got about four hours of sleep last night, and I have been draggin ass all day. I looklike a long lost kid who is afraid to sleep. The reason I say kid, is because I got the piggytails do now. My hair isn't long enough to gather and put in a ponytail on it's on, and it got to hot to go without my thick hair flowing in my face. I just want to have a hot shower and go crawl under the covers. But being a wifey and mommy, I got a steak dinner to
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What makes you meme
2007-05-10 05:34:00
So I made my own meme, because I am that bored....What makes you happy? In short , everything that I love makes me happy. What makes you angry?Stupid senseless people, racism, killers, rapists, chomo's, and anything along them lines.What makes you weak?Being gullible, tempation, love, anger, the I want you kiss. What makes you strong?My life and family chain, I don't know that I could stand on my own two feet, I never have. What makes you love?When someone deserves it, and I want to share it. What makes you laugh?My Kiddos and there expressions, or sayings, my dorky hub, and my quirky blog buds.What makes you cry?Bad things happening to good people, and feeling like a failure, or in my depression episodes, it could be because the cereal bag won't open right or something.What makes you sleepy?The late hours, Turkey, milk, and painkillers when I was on them. LOLWhat makes you grumpy?The clock reading way to early in the morning then I want to get up at. What makes you stay awake?Caffe


Getting my girly and silly on. Booyah!
2007-05-09 17:32:00
I bought a new top yesterday, well it's a tankini, but I was wearing it as a shirt, and it's rawrish. I felt good in it, considering I haven't really worn sexy shirts in like 4 years. So For your viewing pleasure here is me via crappy webcam pics. Smile like you have no idea whats going on..All hail to chesticles!Yes cleavage, and no I am not trying to do it for anything but showing off my shirt. don't get any ideas...lmao. No Seriously... Ok well here's a silly one just to mix it up a bit..Hi my name is..um..what is my name?So with that said, it was great to be able to look smashing and not whorish in a cute shirt. I felt so good I had me some chocolate. Chocolate is good for everything I tell ya, well at least for a woman. This ridiculous post was brought to you by KY Jelly Products. Feel the Jelly.


I love being a mom regardless. =)
2007-05-13 22:03:00
You Know You're a Mom When:1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care.2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a roomtogether and not let them out until someone's bleeding.3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you,and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locatethe phone downstairs in the laundry basket.4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leakingbodily fluids on you.6. Popsicle’s become a food staple.7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.10. Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her,after you suck the dirt off of it because your too busy to wash it off.11. Your kids make jokes about farting, burping, pooping, ect. and youthink it's funny.12. You'r


Well gee it isn't so shabby..
2007-05-12 18:20:00
***EDIT***A new pic with makeup..It does me wonders..LOL


It's been a long friggin day
2007-05-12 08:36:00
The cake was picked, the scene was set, Boo decides he wants to help pick the cake up to place on the counter for the cashier, whoops, it didn't make it. It falls into the cart and parts of it flops on the floor. "Uh oh mommy!" He says while he is busy sticking fingers in the icing to try a taste. I grab the cake try to set it back on its deal but it wasn't happening, my fingers went straight into it, and got all gooey, and I had to ask the cashier for paper towels to clean up. I clean myself up the best I can, wipe off boo's pantleg, his fingers, and now matt's fingers, because he decided he wanted a taste of what fell on the floor *puke* I pay for my other items, and take the cake back to the deli, waiting impatiently for the lady to get out of the back so I could tell her what happened with the cake, because the cashier told me I could take it back. I watch the lady glance at me several times from the back, and I stand there patiently, waiting for her to get done with whatever s


I felt this incredibly urge
2007-05-11 08:53:00
To show you a once in a lifetime video of a witty sponge character, and no, it's not spongebob. :snickers:


Natural Imbalance
2007-05-16 09:12:00
“That the self advances And confirms ten thousand things Is called delusion; That the ten thousand things Advance and confirm the self Is called enlightenment.” - Dogen (1200-1253)
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Let's see if this works tonight...
2007-05-15 07:32:00
This is for all my bloggie peeps, cuz I heart ya..linkydink1Here's another link to listen, if the first one doesn't work...linkydink take twoenjoy!


If I were to see you, in the flesh
2007-05-14 20:07:00
In reading the infamous travels of everyone's favorite moomin, and PD posting about first impressions, my muse got tickled. What if I were to run into one of you just by chance in the grocery store or something. I most likely wouldn't know who you were, unless you have posted a picture of yourself a time before. I couldn't pick any of you out from a crowd, except maybe one, who would most likely be in the center of the crowd, or serving the crowd their booze. One I would notice from far off, as someone familiar, but not knowing for sure, if that was my dear friend.Imagine an efx2 convention, a whole crowd of our favorite bloggers, and their favorite bloggers, all under one roof. The scene would be spectacular to witness. I imagine we would all be in our own little crowds, as we all have our little cliches here, and knowing a few of us here, they would be silly wallflowers, hoping someone will recognize them, or leave them alone, one of the two. I wonder what it would be like to see
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The flutter in her eyes...
2007-05-14 17:07:00
The flutter in her eyes, caresses her soul...shielding all which should be unknown...


Don't try this at home folks...
2007-05-19 07:24:00
This is a demented meme, so the weak beings, need not proceed. I didn't make this up..it was a dare from the PD to all his buddies... here we go..1. Tell us about a time you tried to slip a fart out without anyone you know hearing or smelling, only to fail miserably. Describe in detail, including the reactions of all involved.I have this horrible habit of giggling when I fart, recently, I decided I would let one go in the kitchen, while hub was near in the bathroom, and me thinkin it was one of them silent ones, was blown away by the loud ripple that happened. Needless to say I shocked myself and the hub, and he smell didn' go away, they need a fart febreeze, because it takes more then just air freshner...2. The last time you barfed:a. had you been eating carrots and, if not, how do you square away the orange bits? I don't eat many carrots, so this one doesn't apply to me, but corn.. that a whole other story..b. have you ever laughed while you're barfing? Farted? Shit yourself? I
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Dear (insert name here) letters
2007-05-19 05:40:00
Dear neighbors, I have to politely ask you to shut your window, when you decide you want to get down and dirty and scream it all out. I don't want to keep my kids inside, but then again they still think it's wrestling, let's keep it that way. Dear other neighbors, I can hear your headboard banging the wall. It's quite disturbing, please be advised, that I out of courtesy got rid of my headboard, and I suggest you do the same. Save a tree, it's a good thing. Dear OCD Launderer, The laundry room is a public area, and I understand it's tough to time your laundry out, but next time be kind enough not to sort every item you have in all four washers, that way when I come in with a huge basket in one hand followed by lil ones, that I do not have to turn around and go back to my home, it's quite the pain. Leave a free washer next time would ya? Dear lady who cries for help, Please tell me where you live, so I can go over there and show your man a move or two, after I call th
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This is the breakdown...
2007-05-18 05:23:00
I did a post like this for my other blogsite, but the breakdown over here, in similar pattern and my exact words are as follows... *It was for all ppl subscribed to me there)cynter- She is my gal, I don't care what anyone else thinks about her, she is one of my top friends in my book. She is awesome. So there ya have it. The others that are on my link list were described too except: Mr. Fab: Totally sick and twisted..unless you get to read his blog more, and understand him..lol. which means he is cool Bryguy: This guy has had it tough, I admire his strength.LotGK: This guy rocks, I enjoy his meal posts, his conspiracies, and he has a great sense of humor. (sorry I forgot you, forgive me..lol =D)all others were on my other list. I won't post it here, because it doesn't pertain to blogspot, but to the other space, and the fact it is insanely long..lol... But I posted what was important here. I enjoy all my readers and buds..


Thrice bitten, and not so shy.
2007-05-18 02:35:00
The person who had given everything to someone who had nothing, The person who would be there for you, to stop the world from coming down on you,The person who missed on hours of sleep worrying about you, The person who you pick to whine on and on to, The person you lay all your negativity on and they take it with stride,The person that cares about you, and made you her friend, The person letting you take advantage of her,The person who put her problems aside to help you with yours,The person who you know nothing about, but they know everything of you,is gone...No longer will I butter it up,No longer will I sacrifice my time for others not willing to do the same,No longer will I say I care, when I don't, No longer is the care I had in my heart for people who didn't care back,No longer will I be the victim of being a nice girl,No longer will I tell you what you want to hear, No longer will I give a two shit about you, unless you give me two shits too,No longer will carry you on, as yo
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I am so glad my computer is back! lol. I had taken...
2007-05-18 00:57:00
I am so glad my computer is back! lol. I had taken it in yesterday morning to have it analyzed and debugged to see if that was what was causing our PC problems, apparently our computer is squeaky clean, not one virus. So yay!I have got to play catch up..hmm..who to torture first...


This one isn't so bad..lol
2007-05-22 00:27:00
Another wacky hoo meme from he wackyhoohead PD, he's on a roll these days..1. What is the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?I would have to say oysters or stuffed bell peppers, I think they are both weird.2. If you could randomly punch anyone in the face and get away with it, who would you choose and why?This would obviously be my step father, damn tha would feel good, and I would hope to break his nose.3. If a guy jumped on your back would you leave him there or pull him off?It depends, if the guy was random, he would get a kick in the jewels after I bucked him off.4. Do you think it’s gross that when we eat an egg we’re really eating a chicken abortion?(only PD would think this way) Absolutely not, because I love eggs.5. What are your 5 all-time favorite songs?*Dance with the Devil-Breaking Benjamin*Arms Wide Open-Creed*My Immortal- Evanescence*Paperweight- Schuyler Fisk (newer one)*Fuck the System- System of a Down(That was hard to choose)6. Who is the most stupid person: the o


What a precious thing, when they can't run away.
2007-05-20 19:18:00
I found this pic of my darlin Tonka when he was less then a month old, and it was one that had been lost in my computer mishap ages ago, I am so happy. I found it on an old flickr album I had online. He doesn't look like that now..but still a darling.. :D
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From the mouth of babes...
2007-05-19 23:04:00
~Boobear: Walking with his hands in his pockets, I ask him "What are you doin' kiddo?" He replies with, " I gots my hands in my pocket mommy, I scratch myself" ~ Mattman: "Mommy is daddy black"? ~ Boobear: "I farted mommy, it wheely stinky" *scrunches nose*~Tonka: Tinki buh~ Mattman: Seeing a fella carrying his laundry, looking at the ground, he says " Mommy that man is tired of doing his laundry" I ask why, he then states.." Because he was looking at the ground mommy." ~ Mattman: In hearing he will be getting a gift in he mail, and thinking it is for his birthday, he asks, " Mommy can I be 5 today?"~Boobear: Screaming and crying..I WANT A CANDY!!!! *fart, then bursts into laughter*~Mattman: "Come off of it mommy! Quit tellin' me no!~Boobear: In a screamin and hollerin fit that went on an on and on, hat I couldn't get him to stop, G walks out of our bedroom, Boo instantly quiets and whimpers, "What ya doin' Daddy?" They have said a bunch more things that literally get me bursting i
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Hear the big kitty roar
2007-05-24 22:42:00
I am most proud of this piece! :D Stock from sxc.com and biorust.com


Can I get a drumroll please...
2007-05-24 22:34:00
Here you go folks, the answers to my true or false quiz...1. I wish my eyes were blue.- TRUEI have always wanted ice blue eyes, have always thought they were the most awesome of all eyes. 2. My first dog's name was Nipper.-TRUEYup, it was a mixed breed we didn't have for too long, he literally nipped us too many times for comfort.. 3. I lost my virginity when I was 16.-FALSEI was 15 when I lost it... 4. I hate the smell of all incense.-FALSEIn fact I enjoy most incense I have smelled. 5. I enjoy gardening a great deal.-FALSEI have a white thumb, not a green one..6. I cannot roll my tongue like a purrrr.-TRUEI can't, every since I pierced it, I can't do it anymore.7. My most watched channel is the Sci Fi channel.-FALSEIt is a close tie with Discovery Health or Animal Planet channel. 8. My favorite board game is Scrabble.-TRUEYup, I admit it, I was once a scrabble junkie. 9. I want to bungy jump some day.-TRUEYeah I do, after I go skydiving at least once. 10. My favorite koolaid flav


Let's play True or False
2007-05-23 19:34:00
I seen a meme like this around, and around, and around, and so I am giving in to it now.. :) The objective is to name which one's are true and which one's are false...The answers will be posted by tomorrow, or the next day, not sure just yet. Ok now let's get down to business.. Ten are true, and ten are false..TRUE OR FALSE???1. I wish my eyes were blue.2. My first dog's name was Nipper. 3. I lost my virginity when I was 16. 4. I hate the smell of all incense. 5. I enjoy gardening a great deal. 6. I cannot roll my tongue like a purrrr. 7. My most watched channel is the Sci Fi channel. 8. My favorite board game is Scrabble. 9. I want to bungy jump some day. 10. My favorite koolaid flavor is Tropical Punch. 11. I do in fact like some country music.12. My first kiss was when I was 12. 13. I have a dot tattoo on my right pinkie finger.14. I have a big mole on my thigh. 15. I have my ears pierced, but hate earrings. 16. I love to watch old war movies. 17. I have two self harm scars on m


Beauty in a Seashell
2007-05-23 01:15:00
That is one of my latest pieces to date. I have had a couple other one's I haven't got around to posting yet too, just check out my gallery if your bored or something. Anyhoo, I have been so busy lately with keeping up housework, and laundry and all that jazz, and am so exhausted. Having a smaller home is hard work, not having any extra rooms or closets to toss stuff into is hard to. LOLThat's about it really. I haven't got much of anything with subject tonight...chow!
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The new homestead revealed!
2007-05-27 22:23:00
Dialup users turn back now...LOL My darling Bella and meBad pic, but it's of the master bedroomThose are the stairs of death.My cute little shelf nook.The teensy cooking areaThe other side of the kitchen.The living room.Another angle of the living room.Well there ya have it, finally, I got pics of it up. Not the best quality, but eh it works. =)


Washed Away
2007-05-26 20:16:00
Stock from Glamorous Acid at Deviant ArtI had fun doin' somethin' different with that piece above..


Boldly going nowhere fast
2007-05-26 00:58:00
I haven't written just to write for a long while it seems like now, so tonight, I am just going to do the 30 minute babble exercise.I am absolutely loving every minute of being in town, and out of the peaceful lonely country I was in before. There is always somewhere to go, someone to see, someone for my kids to have playtime with, just always something. It's been great. I have been pretty content with myself these days as well. Though it seems like my depression wants to come back. It's tried slipping in a few times, yet I fight like a bat outta hell, to get out of it as fast as it peeks it evil head in. I am so scared to go back to the place where I was before, just a few short months ago, I had one of the most frightening "breakdown" I have ever experienced. I remember waking up one day, after being down in the dumps for what seemed like a month or more, I didn't keep track. Anyhoo, I woke up one morning, and just couldn't contain myself for nothing. Barely any sleep may have b


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