Whats a girl to do?
2007-03-23 05:23:00
What would you do if?The President of the United States called you:..........Forward him to Cyn. *hehe*You won the lottery:............If I didn't die in shock, well I would have money. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:........Laugh hysterically.You caught a friend stealing from you:......Watch there face go "Oh shit!"You witnessed a murder:........... Call 911 of course.A random stranger offered you candy:.........Lick it out of their hand.A genie granted you one wish:.......I would wish for another ten wishes.You lost your favorite possession:..........Oh well, at least I am alive.You found 10 dollars on the ground: ...........Put it in my pocket.Your date throws up on you:..........I'd probably return the favor.Someone cuts off a chunk of your hair: .........Cut theirs.Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: ........Send them home.
Sucky suckyness
2007-03-22 14:50:00
Good lordy, finding a place to rent is ridiculously difficult. I am sure glad to have at least another two months to find something. The prices are outrageous in some areas, it makes me think well what is so special about them, nothing really just made cheaper and bigger is all. G and I were having a dilemma about things yesterday. Me thinking safely of course, suggest why not look for a two bedroom place. Reasons being we would say over a hundred a month on rent, not to mention the money we would save on everything else, like power and gas. He said absolutely not. He wants a three bed, and that's that. Sure a three bed would be grand, and don't get me wrong it is what we need and what we are looking for, but a large two bed would do us just fine. I am all about saving a penny wherever, so that's kind of where I am coming from. I think he has been brought up too "good" if you know what I mean, he won't even think of a 2 bed for temporary living. I understand where he is coming from
I do these waaaay to often
2007-03-24 05:19:00
but they are fun anyways...1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?Last night with a double blade and some body wash, wouldn't you just love to know more..well the answer is NO.2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? ..Driving into town, driving into the morning sun is not fun I tell ya.3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?I was posting my latest piece at Deviant Art, drinking some dew, telling my child good job going potty, and get back in bed.4. What are you wearing?Nothing short of boring mom gear.5. Are you mad at anyone right now?Everyone I hate you all, ok that's not the case, but I hate two in particular whom are related, and that's 'nuff said.6. Last person to say they loved you?My Mattman, Boo, Tonka (in his own way) and the hub.7. Last time you had sex?I AjgosbM RsdfhIsdfGkjkjHfsdT NdfsfOdfsdW!!!!8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?Most of them, some of them are reversed, you have to kind of make up the words, because they are definatl
Turn the page
2007-03-23 20:08:00
I love this singer. Very oldies I know, but who cares?Bob Seager It's been long argued which version is better...here is another favorite of mine MetallicaI have to be a stickler and say as much as I appreciate the sound in Metallica's, Bob Seager has got my vote hands down on this one. My ma taught me to appreciate the oldies, I thanked her many times. :)I couldn't embed the videos, it was messing with the codes somehow making it uncommentable. Hrmm..
Karma is out to get me
2007-03-27 07:07:00
For all the good I done in my life, there sure as hell ain't no way to outweigh the negative. I think Karma is out to get me. I have another issue that arose currently, that is leaving me a bit paranoid, and wishing the weeks away to be sure. That's as far as I am going with that one. This issue being stacked with another troubling issues totally unrelated, that I brushed off once, and it came back again to bite, So I had to bring out my posse of personality's, and straighten up some loose ends with some sharp words. It's just insane sometimes, my quiet little life being interrupted, it's just not the kind of thing it needs, and can live without, but eh everything happens for a reason, and if I had not known of these things, I would be somewhere where I wouldn't care to be. Kind of like being a mouse who doesn't know there's a trap.One positive thing happened today though. This fellow poster, at my other site that is similar to Deviant Art, proposed joining forces with me, comb
Loathe the Journey
2007-03-26 05:40:00
There was a time, I loved house hunting, A time I cherished it with all my toe jam. Now I loathe it. There isn't a reason for me to be impatient about things, when I really don't want to leave here at all, but I want it done and over with, and we still have anohter couple months to go. Sooner or later, depending on everything in the process. We haven't found cheapie homes yet, but we still got time. I have opened G up to a 2 bed, he just doesn't want a small two bed, well neither do I. but a 2 decent bed house would be good, if we can't get three.What I hate also, is that it's all false advertising online. The price ranges in rent in one place, was from from the reality when talking to the manager themselves. I would have chewed their head off, but I wasn't in the mood to do so. I am too kind for that anyways. Then I find a three bed for really cheap, and I knew it was too good to be true, and I imagined cockroaches scurrying throughout the walls. Cheap big homes are usually lik
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Please explain this
2007-03-27 22:53:00
Ok anyone who is into electronics or spiritually powered, as in open minded and not bible thumper, then read on.I have had several instances where technology has..let's say confused me. I totally believe in the afterlife, spirits, good, evil, all that fun stuff. I may not believe in god or even a higher power, but there is something. Ok to the point...Today's incident after returning home after driving to town to drop off sonations, I came home to find a message on my machine. Yay, someone loves me! I think to myself, because I rarely get messages, unless I am there and ignoring the call. There was a message on there, but not your standard message. It was what sounds like frequency, static, taps, and it sounded like someone was choking at one point, and at another it sounded like someone said something, I couldn't make it out, after playing it about five times I gave up on it. I knew immediately though when I heard the static that is what the something that has returned. I cannot id
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Help me Blog for a year
2007-03-30 02:30:00
There is this thing going on, that I have joined into, and that is a contest of sorts. the winner gets one year of blogging paid for. Meaning, They will pay you to blog for a year. This excited me, a little so I checked into it, making sure it was legit, and it is. It is something of a social experiment this person is doing, and so far so good it seems, other people have joined, I have checked almost all their blogs, and really looked into it, and I want this. I deserve it to say the least. I don't deserve it over anyone else, but I deserve it for me, my family, and all that mushy stuff. I can't recall ever asking anyone to do anything for me, but I am always doing things for other people, all over the world, that's how I roll. The request is that I need help.I need a vote each and everyday from you. Yes you who is reading this, unless of course someone else you know is running also. Vote for me if you have got no one to vote for.Click the big orange button with my picture on it at
Hush Little voices, Hush.
2007-03-29 16:29:00
10 RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR TODAY SO FAR..1. My adobe, not available, have to re install and crack again, *frown*.2. House hunting is no fun when you don't have a gun. 3. Children don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate.4. Tonka poo FINALLY said Mama to me the other day. I am all gushy.5. I feel ancient, I was an old woman in a past life, who never found the fountain.6. Goatheads are the spawn of satan delicately placed to find your bare foot.7. I carry a shank in case of emergency, and have never used it, it's pointless.8. Scrambled eggs are delicious with a little bit of cheddar cheese and parsley.9. Chuzzle is my "new" game for the computer, the kids love it so far.10. I blog pointless things all the time, what keeps my fans I wonder..chow!**EDIT**I don't care if you don't want to, just go and vote for this person, at least once. Click on the image below, you will see where to vote on the top right, just click it and get 'er done. Do your good deed for the day. Please.
A Glass egg and Vaseline
2007-03-29 00:02:00
I had a classically embarrassing moment on camera nonetheless, not on film but webcam. So I was chatting to a buddy of mine, and we were showing random things within reach of where we were sitting, so after showing some boring objects usually found on a desk of sorts, I showed off my glass egg. This particular item is just a glass egg statue thingy. Pretty in pink and hand painted, it was said to be rare, but who knows. Anyways, so the buddy of mine, with that dirty mind, immediately jumped on the chance to call it a buttplug, so Of course, I tried to explain it wasn't a buttplug, and no I don't shove it in my rear, and so he asks where does it stay, so silly me, I took the webcam and showed a shot of the shelf, where the egg was located. The shocker here is... The VASELINE was right next to the damn thing! That did little to fight my defense. It was greeted with of course the shock and laughter, and I was actually about to piss myself I was laughing so hard. Let me state though that
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For my first timers
2007-03-31 06:25:00
I thought about this awhile and I figured since I have so many new people coming to my blog from that site thingy, that I would re-introduce myself. My little fan crowd, all know me, maybe a little to well, as I tend to be blunt about a few things, and no one else really does. I am just this random person online that no one knows, but I want them to vote for me. LOL. If I was on the other end of the spectrum, I would want to know who I was voting for, I would most likely not vote for them if I didn't. I will try not to bore you too much, but I hope you enjoy, this extremely edited auto-biography I put together for you all. My name is Kelly, I am twenty-one years old, and am currently living in Idaho. I live in a small town out in the middle of nowhere, and am currently looking for another home in the city. I have been here my whole life, I know the in's and out's of my hometown, as I was there for almost 17 years. I was pregnant at 17 and married the father of my baby. He in turn ha
Progress Report
2007-03-30 20:09:00
Thank you all who have voted for me thus far, remember to keep voting everyday! I feel like spam, I am going everywhere I can posting here, there, and under there. Trying to get the word out, I hope the effort doesn't go to a waste. Of course, I wouldn't be anywhere, if I didn't have people who voted for me. I am currently running at 44 votes. which is a great start from yesterday. I now have some personal competition in there as well, I posted it at my other bloggie home and Tracy dear is running as well. So if ya see her send a vote her way to, like I said before everyone deserves it just as much as me. I am going to campaign like a monster though, and I am not even sure how long the voting has to go on for, If I remember right, it goes on for a year. That's a long time, and the excitement of it all will dwindle, and regular posting will resume. So new visitors upon this site, thanks for dropping by, and come again. Everyone wave hi to the familia, as they are making there way ov
Weekly wrap up
2007-04-01 17:42:00
This week in review...-House search hasn't gotten anywhere just yet. A bit discouraging, but still moving forward.-I was called spam at a myspace forum, it made my day. -I didn't create much art this week, trying to find something to make thats different, but different is very hard to be these days. I seen this quote on one of my msn contacts that has left me thinking more then once, it is as follows."Nothing of me is original, I am the combined effort of everyone, I have ever known"I really like that quote.-The lil elders are teaching Tonka that climbing on the little table and falling from the back of the couch onto the cushion is fun. There is not a better nickname for that kid..-I found out the kiddos weren't flushing their bathroom toilet, I reminded them for the millionth time that they will be ok to flush it. they were scared of it for awhile because we got new parts for the inside, and it made a wierd noise everytime you flushed, apparently it is still haunting them, poor gu
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Confessions Commentary
2007-04-01 08:23:00
I came across this site http://grouphug.us/ earlier this evening, and I was shocked at what I seen, and yes I could take into consideration that these people are just writing stupid things because they are really bored or something. So I decided I would paste some of these into a post, and add some of my own commentary. This next one made me a little chilled.. I killed the person that raped my wife. I tracked him down and beat him until he passed out. I tied him up and waited for him to wake up. I slit his throat and watched him slowly die. He made noises like a dying pig as he gasped for air through his throat. The last thing he saw was a picture of my wife. While he was dying I constantly wispered how he was going to hell for what he did. I burried him under an orange tree out in a grove. He's now labeled as a missing person, my wife is scared to be in the house alone and is pregnant. We aren't sure if the baby is his or mine. I may go to hell for killing this person but something
Saturday Seven
2007-03-31 23:59:00
I decided I would start the Saturday
Seven
. A meme designed for people who can't remember the usual thirteen things about something. That's all the roar is the Thursday thirteen, as much as it sounds like a cool idea, I have to stick with Saturday Seven. So here is my first edition of it, drum roll please..**SATURDAY SEVEN**Name seven things you would much rather be doing right now1. Sleeping, on a soft bed, with muscle men waving their fans at me.2. Getting a makeover, I am as stylish as the next tired mommy.3. Going back in time to about 11 am yesterday, to re-live the experience.4. Cashing in the winning lottery ticket with my name on it.5. Talking to a Realtor about the new mansion I won from HGTV.6. In a reading with John Edwards, the medium not the candidate.7. Traveling the world meeting all my blog peeps on the way.I don't ask for much, really I don't. Someday all those things will happen, if it's up to me, it will be. =)**EDIT**As you can see I have a new look, do you dig
When it couldn't get any harder it does.
2007-04-03 00:54:00
Hub and I went to view two apartments today, very similar ones and in the same complex. They were pretty decent and with my plans of getting rid of half our things, we would fit nicely in there, so now I filled out the application and it will be turned in tomorrow morning, along with the silly fee they love to slap on with it. One that we can't afford, lil buggers.We are quitting smoking for the 342,009th time tomorrow. I want it to happen so bad, I can taste it, same as before, always wanting it, never gutting it out and gettin 'er done. I always have the hope the drive and get shoved off my rocker within the first week. Hopefully this time it won't happen like that. I spoke with the apartment people and asked if we could have my brother live with us for awhile so he can get back on his feet, and it was an absolute no. Just can't have 6 people in a 3 bedroom house. I was a little irked as my bro is about a buck ten and we could easily hide him in the closet if need be, but I hear
What a day
2007-04-02 08:08:00
Hub and I ended up not seeing much different then what we seen online today, so the trip was a bust, but we came home and did a ton of yard work cleanup filling up the horse trailer full of stuff to take to the dump, so that was out of the way. Also went down to the in-laws house and packed some china and sterling silver dish sets that is a part of the hand 'em downs, things that have been in the family for ages. I just love old antique things, I have a one to unique to mention that I received from them awhile back, and am going to adore and cherish forever. I also have an antique hutch from my mother, that is really beat up and in dire need of some sandpaper and stain, but still everything works. I am really worried about it though. Depending on the place that we move into, we might have to get rid of it, because we wouldn't have the room, there is no way to rent out a storage unit to take care of it either, them are way to expensive.My brother called tonight, and ironically has abo
Welcome to crunch time
2007-04-03 21:02:00
The house sold last night after being on the market about 4 days.Yay for them, boo for us.Like the title says..Welcome
to crunch time.It's on now..
Gettin' Dir-Tay
2007-04-06 02:33:00
1) Favorite TV Show: TaxiCab confessions2) Favorite Type Of Music: Hip-Hop, Rock, Rap, I like it all. 3) What song are you listening to right now: Some cheesy tune on the TV.4) Favorite sexiest song: Anywhere 112. I am old school like that. LOL 5) Relationship status: Happily married6) Best sex you ever had and with who: Hub. hands down.7) Best date you ever been on: Can't recall one better then the other..8) Strangest place you ever had sex: The side of the interstate in a car.9) Best club you ever went to: The one club I went to was shit so none.10) All time best night out you ever had: Staying up late drinking with my girls. 11) All time vacation spot: None I have been to yet.12) Favorite book: Secrets. Womens fiction book. 13) Favorite movie: I honestly can't pick one. 14) Best romantic event that ever happened to you: Wedding day.15) Worst thing you ever did and NOT get caught: Burned a couch in an alley.16) Describe your best fantasy: Oh well wouldn't you just love to know. HA
If it's you....
2007-04-05 22:38:00
OMG I just checked my blog for a year status...I am at 192 votes! I have a proposition...If you are my 200th voter... Take a screenshot..and lemme know..You will get a special personal graphic award of your choice, made by me from icons to headers, to signatures, to a wallpaper, whatever you decide. This will continue for every hundreth votes I get, so this isn't your last chance!:D THANK YOU!*bows to her almighty voters*
Gimme the good vibes
2007-04-05 22:28:00
Just looked at the second place we known of, and liked it. There are two 3 beds open and two other applicants besides us. Pray that we get in one of them.We will know by tomorrow...:Da more something or other post will be later...
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I'm that cool
2007-04-05 06:49:00
**FIRST REACTION**1. Beer: vomit2. Anorexic: Desperate Fools3. Relationships: All different kinds4. Your Last Ex: MIA somewhere5. Power Rangers: Kids love 'em6. Pot: Back in the day7. The President: I don't get him8. Cars: Love me some Caddys9. Gas Prices: So what we still pay them10. Halloween: Costumes11. Bon Jovi: Shot thru the heart12. Ice Cube: Friday13. MySpace: Whoerespace14. Worst fear: Homelessness15. Marriage: It's going swell16. Paris Hilton: Deprived of O217. Brunettes: Rock!18. Redheads: best on women19: Politics: Could give a crap less20: Pass the time: Watch it go by21. One night stands: I married him22: Cell Phone: Can live without it23: Pixie Stix: Ages ago I had one24: Vanilla Ice cream: Boring unless its french25: Port a Potties: If ya need 'em26: High school: missed27. Pajamas: Dont wear 'em28. Wood:Woody wood pecker29. Wet Socks: gettem off!30. Alcohol: Who cares?31. The word you HATE: pet-peeve32. Your best friend: married to him too33. Money: I need the lott
Time in colors
2007-04-04 21:44:00
The above is my collection of art in somewhat messy form, not all of the pics I have done are shown, but damn near. I have to say I see myself getting better, very very slowly. It's happening though, I am working hard enough on it that it had better be! Not much else to blog about really, I am just busy packing what I can into the boxes I have. Ya know one thing though, it is hard as hell to find free boxes, people would rather recycle them, then giving them to people to move. Where I used to live, we could go down to any of the grocery stores and get boxes, as long as they had any left. People here are stuckups. LOL I hope everyone is having a great time today, I want to take a second to thank those who continue voting for me, I really reallllllly appreciate it. All my favs are getting up there in ranks, and it's awesome to see, I may not win, but I am in 8th place, that's a far cry from last! :Dchow!
Rewind and playback
2007-04-07 06:55:00
I feel like I am repeating myself over and over again online, I think I have been bloggin for far too long. lol. Today's subject involves online relationships. I have a gazillion of them, all friends (no worries G) Where does it stop? when does it cross the line?I mean seriously, we are really just people unknown to the next online writing about whatever we write about commenting on whatever we feel like. There is an awful amount of free speech being used, some right some wrong. There are things I have said that I can't take back, can't delete them, they are imprinted in this internet forever. You can google them and find them I am sure, through a ton of diggings. I have been apart of another blogging service for more then a year, creeping up on two now, and I have made several friends, and recently enemies. I have come across so many different kinds of people, people with talent, people who can't spell worth a damn, and people who don't blog anything but news. Each has their attr
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So it's Easter
2007-04-08 17:38:00
Yup, I done played Easter
bunny last night and hid the eggs and filled the baskets, and the boys woke up this mornin in glee to find all the candy. Mattman and Boo found all 6 eggs within like 2 minutes and I thought I done good, I will have to do it a little better next year. Last night was cute though, Mattman caught me with my hand in the candy stash, as I had just got done filling their baskets and was putting away the leftovers, he knows I bought the candy and I said the easter bunny will set it all up for us, anyways, he says mommy thats not very nice, that for the easter bunny. I had to laugh he was so serious about it. The weather is awful outside, but looks like it will clear up later in the day, not that it matters, nothing else planned today, just doin the same old stuff. Nothing different, except holding back children from unnecessary sugar highs with their jellybeans and chocolate rabbits. I hope everyone has a kick ass Easter! :)QOTM: If you wear contact lens and you died
Another Day goes by..
2007-04-10 05:57:00
That's my most recent work, I really like it for some weird reason..Anyhoo not much went on today, never heard about the apartment, when I called no one was there, so I left a message, and people are forgetting how to call people back I think. So I will call them again tomorrow morning, and try to get an answer out of them. I really hope that it's the answer I want to hear. the in-laws are acting like they want us out within the next week or two. If this one doesn't work out, I don't have a backup one, that I have found yet. I am still hoping for the best though, it's all I can do. Anyhoo that's about it for now, it's back to burying myself in adobe again... =)
Interview Meme
2007-04-09 06:58:00
This meme is an interview like meme. I got interviewed by Mel from Orygun, and these were her questions...1. I know from firsthand experience that having children in your teens can be tough. What would you say is the toughest part about having kids at a young age? How about the easiest part?The toughest part was learning how to be a mom. Growing up, I was rarely ever around babies let alone small children. I had no idea what I was in for, no idea it would be so difficult.I am thankful I had the support of my family, unlike a lot of teen mothers these days. I never knew pain before my first c-section, and after the second, unbelievable pain, and the not being able to hold my baby like I wanted to, was really difficult. Another hard part was the worrying. I remember my firstborn being colic, and it was awful, I was always thinking I did something wrong. Whenever he slept and was quiet, I thought there was something wrong. The easiest part was learning to love that little being. I have ne
The first to 300
2007-04-11 17:02:00
We are heading in close to 300 with currently 294 votes!Thank you voters :DAgain today as promised, the voter who makes it hit the 300th mark, will get a personal graphic made by your truly. Remember, it can be anything ya want, Wallpaper, photo manip, signature, or avatar. :DQOTM: If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
Like a virgin..whoa oo oh oo oh.
2007-04-11 04:44:00
Have you ever? (my ever answers are in bold)Given a hickey (like a hoover)Danced around in your underwear (body's so bootylicious baby)Lied about your age (to get in the club yup)Licked somebody (lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lollipop)Doubted your sexuality (women are hot what can I say?)Skinny-dipped (I chunky dunk)Had a crush on a teacher (*puke* they were all old and wrinkly)Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend (never had to)Kissed someone you hardly knew (and get germies? no thanks)Smoked a cigarette (Haven't in awhile but yes)Bitten someone (vampiress here)Made out with someone of the same sex (almost, but no)Told your crush you liked them (I got a bf outta it)Stayed up all night (more times then I can count)Read someone else's diary (Forced to yes)Tripped in public (I am most clumsy!)Walked into an object while watching someone you found attractive (I would walk into a door if it was fiddy cent)Found someone much older than you very attractive (yes fake ass celebritys were hot whe
Titles are my pet peeve
2007-04-11 01:50:00
There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the budwas more painful than the risk it took to blossom.- Anais NinI think I will be adding my art to most of my posts, it spices things up. So whenever I get a new one, expect to see it here. :)Today was filled with absolutely exciting boredom. Dishes were washed for the millionth time, laundry was folded, and placed in the basket for the 35,008th time, Little hands and mouths were washed for the 890,756th x 6 times. It's all a number game really. Some days I spice things up, and tune to my favorite jams, and dance about while I vacuum. Other times it is teaching my big boy helpers how to put the dishes in the dishwasher after I wash and rinse them. They are incredibly helpful when they want to be. Other times they throw themselves about and holler, but that's just when I go on about it myself and it does get done so much faster. lol. That's all I got right now...I need to work more on my writing It tell ya.QOTM: Why is it writt
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