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De Taali - Movie Review 2008-06-20 11:16:19 Imagine yourself in a dream in which you’re a Lick lord, and Katrina Kaif is in front of you with her legs wide open, and when you are about to use your licking talent, suddenly your dream turns into a nightmare and you end up sucking Bobby Darling’s 2 inch dick. Nauseating right? Well, this [...] Read more:Movie Review
Ekta Kapoor - The Big Bitch of India 2008-06-19 10:16:53 When Adam and Eve were about to have sexual intercourse for the first time with a Kondom, God came to them and warned them by saying that, “if you will fuck each other using a Kondom in lieu of a Condom, then the whole human race in India
will suffer in the far future”. He [...] Read more:Kapoor
, Bitch
Rakhi Ka Phone Aaya - New Lesbian TV SHOW 2008-05-30 15:33:09 The growing craze of IPL has sabotaged the whole business of Reality Shows in India. Prior to IPL, you could see a new homosexual Reality Show every other day. Some of the prime examples of these shows are Star Voice of India, Indian Idol, KBC, Big Boss, Koffee with Karan. I got so inspired from [...] Read more:Rakhi
Aarushi - An unheard Voice of India 2008-05-26 11:09:20 In India
, we give a lot of reverence to women. Whenever an Indian man talks about his culture, the first thing that you’ll hear from his shit jabbering mouth is the high position of women in India and the holy ways with which a typical Indian man treats a woman. And if by holy [...] Read more:Voice
The Jaipur Diwali 2008-05-21 15:42:19 Diwali is the most prevalent festival of India and it is so widespread that people from all over the world think that they can come to India anytime and burn their own little crackers. The latest example of this is “The Jaipur
Diwali” which happened last week. Well, we the people of India welcome all [...]
Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na Movie Review 2008-07-04 22:58:12 When was the last time a romantic movie complied with your level of penchant? I know, Jab We Met in 2007. But, this is 2008, and it feels like it’s been ages since we saw an up to scratch Bollywood movie, predominantly because of the thrash talking, nauseating and brain slaughtering movies like Tashan, Krazzy [...] Read more:Movie Review
Indian Politics - A True Wonder 2008-07-01 08:05:01 We all know about the Seven Wonders of the World, but if we get a chance to add one more item to that consequential list, then that would be, undoubtedly, The Indian Politics. It is one piece of shit which, we the people of India love to hate, even more than John Abraham’s acting, Rakhi [...]
Bachna Ae Haseeno Music Review 2008-07-08 11:39:58 With a series of flops going on for Yash Raj Productions both in terms of movies and music, they surely have great hopes from Ranbir Kapoor’s, Bachna Ae Haseeno. Promos look promising and Deepika is looking hot as ever. So, will this movie change the fate of Yash Raj Production in terms of music? Let’s [...] Read more:Music
Adulteration in India 2008-07-08 11:36:42 Technically, Adulteration means when corrupt men mix poisonous and cheap substances in our food products, but, I used to use this term, when a 17 year old boy comes out of his nappy and becomes a man. It is one day for which every boy waits for but the same thing can’t be said about [...] Read more:India
Blasts in Bangalore and Ahmedabad 2008-08-01 23:52:50 After celebrating Diwali couple of months back in Jaipur, tourists or as many say “terrorists”, decided to celebrate Diwali in Bangalore
and Ahmedabad
, and this time, they planned it big. They spent huge amount of money on crackers or as you say “bombs” and first rocked Bangalore, The Silicon Valley of India, and then, rocked [...]
ShahRukh and Salman Khan Fight 2008-07-26 15:05:55 Since the man started walking on this Earth, there have been only wars and wars, be it for money, Aishwarya Rai’s husband position, some so called holy place “Kashmir”, or over the Indo-US Nuclear Deal. The prime examples of these wars would be Indo-Pakistani War, War between Rakhi Sawant and Kashmira Shah on Big [...] Read more:Salman
, Salman Khan
Bachna Ae Haseeno Movie Review 2008-08-15 10:32:30 Having an affair with 3 hot girls in one life is just a dream of every guy which is impossible, but not for Ranbir Kapoor, who romances with 3 top beauties in the movie Bachna Ae Haseeno this week.
Bachna Ae Haseeno is about Raj Sharma (Ranbir Kapoor), who falls in love with 3 girls during [...]
Abhinav Bindra wins Gold medal at Olympics 2008-08-11 02:55:52 Finally! I can say that an Indian has won a Gold medal at Olympics
and he is none other than Abhinav Bindra. It’s a great moment for every Indian and he has made the head of 1 billion people proud.
It is a great achievement because this is India’s first individual Gold medal at Olympics. [...]
Why is India a loser in Olympics? 2008-08-10 02:31:40 Let’s face the facts; India
is the second largest populated country in the world with a population of almost 1 billion. But still, we are unable to produce 11 men who can play some decent football or athletes who can win medals in the Olympics
.
It’s sad but it’s true. Even countries like Jamaica perform superior [...]
Singh is Kinng Movie Review 2008-08-08 18:48:16 How many times have you heard those Santa Banta jokes? I know, a lot of times. But now people might include one more character to Santa Banta and make it trio and that character would be Happy Singh
from the movie Singh is Kinng.
Singh is Kinng is about a halfwit Sikh guy, Happy Singh (Akshay [...]
Are you a loser on internet? Find Out! 2008-08-25 12:32:57 The craze of social networking websites is increasing day by day. You login into your mail account and find an invitation to some new website from your friend. But the three main social networking sites that rule in India are; Orkut, Facebook and MySpace.
One thing that I’ve noticed among the users is lack of awareness [...]
Golmaal Returns Music Review 2008-09-28 15:05:07 Race, Jannat, Kismat Konnection, and Singh is Kinng, all of them are the music chartbusters of this year and what’s the common link between them? All of them are composed by Pritam. So what if many of the songs are copied from South Korean artists? Copying is an art, too! Well, for his die-hard fans, [...] Read more:Music
, Returns
Fashion Music Review 2008-09-23 03:58:06 Fashion, Madhur Bhandarkar’s latest venture, is already in news for its controversial subject. According to trade analysts, it is the biggest project of Madhur Bhandarkar. So, the music album has to live up to expectations in order to promote the film.
Based on the glamour world, making music for this movie had been a tough [...] Read more:Music
, Fashion
An Indian Woman is Independent 2008-09-18 01:07:20 “I am an independent woman”, these 5 words can be a nightmare for many men, especially in India. Whenever we hear these words from a girl, it causes perturbation in us, and it reaches to a whole new level if that girl is our girlfriend/wife. This whole thing came to my mind when I was [...]
Are women safe in India? 2008-10-08 08:39:57 They say a woman is the one, who brings us to life. They say a woman is the one, who takes care of us when we are in trouble, and they also say a woman is the one, who can sacrifice her life for her family but the question is, what are we doing to [...] Read more:India
Who is the King of Bollywood? 2008-11-06 13:15:49 Day after day, I see every other Bollywood website commenting on who is the real King of Bollywood. It’s like the burning topic for the country, even more than why that “wannabe assassinator” from Bihar got shot, or why Politicians of India are not even leaving the chance to play politics on his death, or [...]
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Music Review 2008-11-05 10:42:54 Music of Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, 2008’s most anticipated movie, directed by Aditya Chopra after a gap of 8 years has finally hit the stores. This film has a lot of expectations considering it’s the first release of Shahrukh Khan this year, debutant Anushka Sharma who is creating a lot of buzz among the [...] Read more:Music
Golmaal Returns Movie Review 2008-11-01 18:24:04 Golmaal Returns
, sequel to 2006 hit comedy movie, Golmaal, is finally out and boy, it’s creating history on the box office charts. Diwali season is here and people are rushing to cinemas to get a dose of this Brainless comedy. Honestly, I didn’t expect much from this movie by going through the response of the [...] Read more:Movie Review
Fashion Movie Review 2008-10-31 10:57:57 First thing first, Fashion
is all about women. An industry where most of the movies are male oriented, finding a movie where ladies give extra-ordinary performances and not being just eye-candies is a rare occasion. Under the creative hands of National Award winning director, Madhur Bhandarkar, who is the master-mind behind movies like Page 3 [...]
Roadside Romeo Movie Review 2008-10-28 12:26:22 Roadside Romeo, India’s first 3-D movie, produced by Yash Raj Films and Walt Disney Pictures has finally released. It’s a special movie as it shows the power of Indian animation which was not exploited properly in the past. Without wasting time, let’s review Roadside Romeo.
Roadside Romeo is your regular Bollywood movie with all the masala [...] Read more:Movie Review
, Roadside
Dostana Music Review 2008-10-22 12:34:13 Dostana, Karan Johar’s new adventure as a producer, is about to hit theaters pretty soon and the start looks promising with a nice movie soundtrack. Vishal-Shekhar, the men behind the soundtrack finally hit the right chord this time. Dostana has a fresh feel which certainly appeal to the youngistan. The current play count at Last.fm [...] Read more:Music
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