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In Case of Raptors, This Blog Will Be Unmanned 2008-06-18 07:55:00 Stuff We Maybe Shouldn't Oughta Do But Probably Will Anyway Just Because We've Figured Out How Department: The UK's Daily Mail has the latest on the ongoing attempt to clone dinosaurs from their fossilized DNA. More here.Speaking of dinosaurs roaming the Earth, check out this button that was being sold at a booth at the Republican state convention in Texas:Here's the outfit that's responsible...lo
"Quite obviously, pee-stained John McCain obligingly shagged thirty-five nose picking tech support representatives." 2008-06-17 08:10:00 Heh heh...the above was brought to you by the Bizarre Rumour Generator. Just enter a name for more scurrilous scandal than you can shake a stick at. Some more examples: "According to the New York Times, cancerous John McCain
furtively partied with a glistening weasel." "Old FBI files indicate that five maggoty mollusks willingly fed Nazi John McCain." "It isn't generally known, but virile John McC Read more:obviously
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You Lowdown Dirty Drive-Off! I'm Calling the Police! Thank You, Please Come Again. 2008-06-16 10:25:00 The Custom Receipt Maker, where you can make your own zany receipts -- and right now, I'd be willing to bet most of 'em are along the lines of the above."Are you in a joyless, faithless void?...With the First Reformed Church of Spongebob Squarepants, you can finally experience a church that finds joy in the little things in life, and isn't afraid to say so."Today's featured interactive web art sit Read more:Lowdown
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Strange Bedfellows 2008-06-14 20:41:00 From Ethan Persoff, it's the long-lost 1934 Bush-McCain Tijuana bible! (Those who aren't sure what Tijuana bibles are can click here for some background.) Both links are INCREDIBLY UNSAFE FOR WORK!Lotsa Duhhhhhbya quotes at DubyaSpeak.com. Or check out Dubya the Menace, a mashup of Bush quotes with old Dennis the Menace comics. No, it doesn't make sense. But then, neither does he.How 'bout a ga Read more:Strange
Tom Cruise = 453.6176003629 Average Bowel Movements 2008-06-13 23:03:00 WeirdConverter.com: Further proof that you can learn something new every day on the Web. Did you know that one baby grand piano is equal in weight to 70.54792 newborn babies? Or that it would take the daily urine production of 6,946,969,705,430,000 people to fill the Grand Canyon? Me either.For those who got off on the "I Love You Cheetos" video, here's some more humpty goodness: ihumpthings.com. Read more:Cruise
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"Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back." 2008-06-13 00:01:00 The Surrealist Compliment Generator, for those who haven't been flattered enough lately. Have I told you lately that your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh...?Speaking of things that are surreal, here's Salvador Dali for Alka-Seltzer.Bierstick lets you chug not one, but two cans of beer in just two seconds. Impress your frat buddies! [via OhGizm Read more:burnt
Just Another Yellow Brick in the Road 2008-06-12 00:01:00 "Time" and "The Great Gig in the Sky" from Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, mashed up with an excerpt from The Wizard of Oz. An example of audio-visual synchronicity sometimes referred to as "Dark Side of the Rainbow" by those who experiment with such things, often accompanied by the use of recreational chemicals. As you can see in the related clips, there are many more examples.For the low, lo Read more:Yellow
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Slick Chick(let)s 2008-06-23 22:00:00 Gum Blondes, renditions of various hotties in -- get this -- chewing gum on plywood. Artist Jason Kronenwald "has a dedicated team of chewers and prefers the texture of Trident." [via Dump Trumpet]You heard the noose here first: for those at the end of their rope, Gallows.com promises "your opportunity to hang somebody in the gallows" soon. Hopefully they won't leave us all dangling in midair fore Read more:Slick
Broke Mac Mountain 2008-06-22 12:48:00 Your YouTube wackness for today features a dude rolling a PowerMac down a hill multiple times and watching the pieces go flying. Interestingly enough, the monitor screen seems to have survived intact...Wish Collector...the one true wish collector (it even says so on the site!) "Once you have dropped your wish in the well it will be ranked by other users like yourself allowing the unique, worthy or Read more:Mountain
For the Goth Who Has Everything 2008-06-19 10:37:00 The Rebirdy skull birdhouse [via Kitschy Kitschy Coo].MSNBC reports on the newest way to save big buck$$$ on your grocery bill: dumpster diving. Yes, anyone can do it...even if they're gainfully employed and own their own home! (But be careful...what the story doesn't mention is that, legally, the dumpster's contents are still considered to be the store's property, at least until the garbage man h Read more:Everything
WTF Keeps You Abreast of the Latest in Kitsch... 2008-07-08 23:26:00 For those who thought Big Mouth Billy Bass was the ultimate in entertainment, here's "the trophy rack you've always wanted"...Jingle Jugs (NOT SAFE FOR WORK...DUH!), which jiggle and play "Titties & Beer" (not the Frank Zappa song, unfortunately, but the far dumber one by raunchy country comic Rodney Carrington)! Only $39.99...or you can get the new recordable version for ten bucks more and p Read more:Kitsch
A New Wrinkle in Cosmetic Surgery? 2008-07-06 14:57:00 Wanting a facelift but worried about how you'll look afterward? Not to worry...LiftMagic, "the world's most advanced facelift visualization studio", will give you a close approximation of the results. Just upload a closeup photo of yourself and use the handy processing tools in the sidebar!
Show your appreciation for fine art by making a purchase at the David Shorts Store (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!). Read more:Wrinkle
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Tango Golf India Foxtrot! (Fourth of July Edition) 2008-07-03 00:01:00 Your star-spangled burst of cyberrandomness for this Independence Day weekend:
Here's the perfect greeting for that extra special person in your life: "Think of how excited your friend will be to find a big chunk of crack in their inbox! What better way to make someone's day than the wonderful gesture of crack cocaine?"
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Tango Golf India Foxtrot! 2008-06-27 00:01:00 Here's something I think will make a good weekly feature. Instead of putting up links found on other blogs, everything listed in this post was found by using one of the random link generators in the bottom right column. Sometimes you come up empty-handed when doing this, other times you hit the jackpot. So, without further ado, here's the first batch of "winners"!
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Don't Forget to Tip St. Peter 2008-07-23 00:01:00
You can also reserve a spot in Hell for someone (insert Bush administration joke here!).
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More Long-Haired Drug Music on the Lawrence Welk Show... 2008-07-22 01:57:00 ...except this time it's REAL! Try not to die laughing at this wholesome duo's rendition of the old Brewer and Shipley hit "One Toke over the Line", referred to by Welk as -- I shit you not -- a "modern spiritual" (probably because of the phrase "sweet Jesus" in the lyrics)!
BONUS VIDEO: Brewer and Shipley themselves perform their song in the proper setting...a NORML party in Washington, DC! Read more:Lawrence
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All Tomorrow's Old Farties 2008-07-22 01:31:00 Wondahful, wondahful! Next on da lovely Whiskey Tango Foxtrot blog is da very wondahful Velvet Underground, playing their very wondahful number "Sister Ray" for your dancing pleasure! A-one and a-two...
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...And This One's Dedicated to the Little Old Lady from Pasadena! 2008-07-22 01:25:00 As originally aired on The Lawrence Welk Show in May 1963, here are the Chantays -- who would be way out of place if they weren't as squeaky clean as any member of Welk's orchestra -- performing their classic hit "Pipeline"!
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We're So Glad They Had This Time Together 2008-07-20 21:53:00 One of the funniest moments in TV history might never have made it on the air if the producers of The Carol Burnett Show hadn't decided to include this outtake from a "Mama's Family" sketch that aired earlier in the program. Tim Conway is on a roll with an ad-libbed yarn about "Siamese elephants" as Burnett, Vicki Lawrence and Dick Van Dyke (who joined the cast briefly in the final season after H
Let's Play Calvinball! 2008-07-20 16:29:00 ...or, as it's known in corporate America, Insurance Company Rules!
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Now Turn Toward the Camera Just a Little and Moan, Baby...That's It... 2008-07-20 14:43:00 The perfect accompaniment for your next "boogie night": Forbidden Ensemble's Porno Soundtracks, Volume 1 [WARNING: banner photo is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!]. "This music sounds like a combination of Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof and the Emanuelle sequels of adult movies. Feisty and furious with a sugarcoat of sensuality." These guys have got that '70s smut sound NAILED, right down to the flutter a Read more:Toward
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Beam Us Up, Scotty...and NO SINGING! 2008-07-19 15:01:00
A brilliant Monty Python and the Holy Grail / Star Trek mashup. [Via Miss Cellania]
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Toilet Training...and All That Jazz 2008-07-18 10:41:00 The late, great jazz bassist/composer Charles Mingus was clearly a genius in more ways than one...he may have been the first to develop a toilet training method for cats!
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Krazy and Ignatz They Ain't 2008-07-17 23:58:00
Animator David O'Reilly's tres bizarre -- and slightly disturbing -- Please Say Something.
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Gnarly! 2008-07-17 23:29:00
The 30 Creepiest Trees on Earth.
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I'm Lovin' It! 2008-07-17 22:58:00 Hip-hop artist who once did time for robbing a Mickey D's is now a finalist in their jingle contest!
On Memorial Day 1994, Bain and two other young men were thinking of robbing a bank, when they decided at the last minute to hold up a Miami McDonald's instead.
No shots were fired during the robbery. But Bain, the youngest of the three defendants, was caught on the spot and later charged as an adu
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