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Funny... Cows and Government - a classic. 2008-06-10 08:03:47 I don't really have much to say at the moment, but I did just stumble across this. It's an oldie, but a true classic. It's funny because it's true. So, I'm gonna take the easy way out. -c, -v and I'm done, and you're gonna laugh and say this was my best post yet.
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts Read more:Funny
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An out of character optimistic post. 2008-06-04 20:26:16 Ok, I write today on an upbeat note. Don’t worry, it’s only temporary. I’ll be back to my middle-aged bitter self next post.
Why am I happy? Because Primary Season is pretty much over now, and, to steal from Star Wars, “Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Hillary. It will soon see the end of the Clinton Era.” Yes, Barak Obama has basically won the Democratic nom Read more:optimistic
Rules were made to... um... wait, WTF were they made for again?!? 2008-05-31 21:09:31 Ok, here’s a little more political fodder for the next time you’re sitting at a bar and the commercials come on between innings.
The Democrats have shown their true colors once again. This time, they do so by demonstrating that rules have no real meaning when they get in the way of their desires. And it’s not just the Rules
Committee or Hillary that I include in this guilt.
Without questio
Tip Cups 2008-05-29 12:23:14 We've been tipping waiters, waitresses, bartenders, food delivery drivers and strippers for centuries. And for the most part, been more than happy to do so, knowing that showing our appreciation for the service these people provide (especially the latter) ensures future great service (and perhaps other services, in the case of the latter).
I get it. I've even worked for tips in all of the above c
Smoke 'em if you got 'em 2008-05-27 17:26:19 Who here smokes?
I do. I know. Bad for your health, it'll kill you, you smell bad, you're killing everybody around you, the whole world hates you, and will team up against you some day and take you out, your days are numbered, the end is neigh... But I digress... again...
Ok, here's the deal. I know it's bad for me. I don't give a crap. I enjoy it still. And I really resent the world trying to t Read more:Smoke
I'm an idiot, and I vote. 2008-05-22 19:33:54 Yeah, we've all seen the stupid bumper stickers... "I'm an NRA member, and I vote." "I'm pro-life, and I vote." "I'm pro-choice, and I vote." "I smoke weed, and I vote." "I'm a f#@*ing moron, and I vote." That one would look best placed upside down on the back bumper.Great. Like I give a f#@*! You're an idiot, and you're gonna help decide what direction our country goes. Why are you telling me thi
What happened to us? 2008-05-16 10:43:54 I was going to post this yesterday, but I was too lazy to write it.
(rimshot)
But seriously... Do you think it was an accident that, even going back as far as the writing of the Old Testament, that laziness was seen as a bad thing, and that sloth was, depending on your beliefs, stated by God Himself, or at the very least, was thought of by man, way back then, to be one of the Seven Deadly Sins?
Lazy frekkin bastahds... 2008-05-13 21:53:44 Ok, so I went to bed last night wondering what I was going to write about today. I mean, sure, it was going to be something I was pissed about, obviously. But what?
I woke up this morning to my answer. 6:51am. Suburban residential neighborhood. (Obviously a big source of frustration, which may explain a lot about me - as will future columns, I'm sure.) I'm in delta sleep, a good hour away from wh
More annoyances... 2008-05-09 15:09:16 Ok, it's probably become apparent in the first few posts here that I can be a bit of an impatient man. The way I see it, I've got a certain amount of time on this earth, and a ton of stuff I want to do before time's up. So, I tend to get quite irritated over stupid things that take away some of this time. I think it was Einstein who postulated that time = money, so somebody who wastes my time is b
People who annoy me today 2008-05-08 15:10:50 Just about everybody.
It's going to be a long day. Time to put on some headphones and crank up the "Loud and Angry" playlist on the ipod.
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Ok, let's add to this...
People who annoy me today...
People who drive slow, then when they see you want to pass, they move over and then speed up. What's the deal? You trying to suggest that I don't need to pass you becaus
You're making it very difficult for me to do the right thing... 2008-06-19 09:35:06 Let's talk about shrinking our carbon footprint today.
No, really.
Ok, maybe I'm being a little bit sarcastic here, but I do have some observations on the matter, and so I'm going to share them. Don't try to stop me. By the time you read this, I will have already written the entire article, and then what? After all that I'm gonna delete it? No. It's going right here. But I digress... again...
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They want to rip you off, and who are we to stand in their way? 2008-07-21 09:05:36 So, I'm in this gas station the other day for the last time ever... After filling up my tank and thinking I still may have enough money left in my account for a soda, I go in to get one. I'm also low on cash, so I figure I'll buy the soda with my debit card and get $20 cash back like I've done so many times before.When I announce my intent, the cashier gives me a rare dose of honesty - honesty whi
New CelebReality Show, Sober Living. Really? 2008-07-16 14:26:09 Why do they keep trying to force me to care about the lives of celebrities?Hi. I'm back from vacation, and I'm pissed off again.So, on my way in this morning, I'm listening to the radio, and the idiot dj mentions something that turned my stomach on 17 different levels.This was the sentence. I'll break it down after."So, it looks like ex-Guns n Roses drummer Steven Adler is going to take part in VH Read more:Sober
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