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44. ‘The Incredible Crease’ 2008-05-31 07:26:18 My friends, I must say a little something with regard to Sage’s attitude to the wonderful and sainted human being that is Steven Hawkins. Sage said (his words not mine) that Hawkins wants to be sent into space for his back problems and that he would be glad to see the back of him. He [...] Read more:Incredible
43. Herman Goering’s mittens 2008-05-25 04:14:30 the non-reader has seen Frank with a copy of ‘The Life And Times of Victoria Beckman’ and also ‘Living the Dream, by Chantele. Joe is very happy because Frank reads to him in the changing room when the others have gone home... Read more:Herman
42. Coldplay 2008-05-19 13:18:16 I have been a little long winded but I must tell the truth about Sage and his nasty notions. Sage was unkind to Delia Smith and he called her the Egg witch and said that she had gotten all that she had deserved. I will say no more on the matter except I will see [...]
41. Blackmail 2008-05-19 12:53:15 Another thing about Sage that you must have picked up on by now is his total inability to believe me on virtually any of the stories that I put before him. He doesn’t believe that I have a relationship with Mohammad Afterdinnerjab (the Iranian Dictatorial Regime-ist) and that I saved the British Sailors by swopping [...]
Anyone for tennis? 2008-05-12 16:08:13 Hello my friends, fans and lovers. I am back again. Not to pillory Sage (as some have said) but to state certain truths in regard to the man Macorkadale and his attitude towards me. He can be too personal at times… I mean the fact that my bats wing is withered and bears no resemblance [...] Read more:Anyone
40. Delia Smith 2008-05-12 15:15:35 I need to apologise on Sage’s behalf for attacking DeliaSmith
- the wonderful cook. I mean he does not know a thing about human motivations. He takes most things on the surface at face value as it were. He said that Delia was under a lot of pressure from happenings at her Football Club [...]
39. Jimmy Tarbuck 2008-05-12 15:11:00 Sage says he loves Welsh Cinema. Now we all know that they don’t have a film industry but Sage (the master of subtlety) is either a gross liar or totally mis-informed. I know what I’m going with!
It was somewhat unfortunate that Sage in his infinite wisdom brought up the Lockerbie air disaster on his show. [...]
38. Freudian notions 2008-05-12 14:54:16 I am not happy about Sage not owning up to his attitude to all things Welsh. I myself love the race and would say nothing to upset the Boyos. I once gave Max Boyce a leg up in show business. I got him a gig at Butlins in Skegness. He in turn used to bath [...]
46. Alistair Darling’s Eyebrows 2008-06-15 13:03:43 I must say I have had to reprimand Alistair
Darling, who (as far as I am concerned) has got out of hand. The man is a cretinous cringe who has started to act like a prefect at school after a dorm raid gone wrong. Panic is the word. Read more:Eyebrows
47. Orsonwellian Nightmare 2008-06-21 12:23:35 The inability of this government to keep the nations data secure is astounding. I said to Alistair Darling ‘what will happen if this information was to get into the hands of the Polish?’
If they were to come over here they would know everything about us. They would know where all the jobs were or were [...] Read more:Nightmare
49. The Order of the Plastic Asshole 2008-07-13 09:36:32 I want to make a point about Sage’s lack of Geographical knowledge when he referred to Germany as being landlocked. Is the man a cretin or is he just a great pretender, a crank, a hustler, a whistle blower, a tree climber, a book reader? I mean, does Sage live in the real world? [...] Read more:Order
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48. Such frivolity 2008-07-05 10:43:01 must add something else to the proceedings with regard to the winger that is Richard Littlejohn the great
50. Scientologists as occultists 2008-08-03 14:03:06 For when one gets right down to it Kirsty`s alley is sacrosanct and should only be used on special occasions said an irate Johnny Rotten. But all I can say is that it was Sage who kept referring to the Scientologists as occultists and to them that is as bad and offensive as a cartoon of the prophet Mohammad is to the Muslims. The Cruise is not happy. The Cruise is cross. The Cruise is disgruntled
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