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version 5.0 of people who bother me 2008-06-01 22:02:02 people who bother me 5.0 ( a bit more random than the previous )
I know you had to read the other ones… here are some more to add to your collection..
1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish)
2. PEOPLE WHO [...] Read more:version
, people
Meth eyes writes us a letter! ??? 2008-06-01 14:25:04 Dear Pinklatex:
it has come to my attention that you are spreading rumors about me via your blog.
i do not look like i have crystal meth eye. i’m very offended by the fact that you address me as meth eye or coke eyes.
i have read several reports with these malicious lies being spread throughout various internet [...]
Ever have a Boyfriend who flicks? 2008-06-01 14:20:37 Ever have an ex who flicks?
Bettie: dude, I’ll neva forget the day I dropped a deuce on my fiancée
Pink: oh good one…
Pink: Hmm well there is the time I was giving my Husband (before he was my husband) road head and Driving along side of us was a trusty all American Trucker with his nasty [...]
Our BFF Psychic Jeffrey Justice on live with Annie and Burl 2008-05-30 20:58:25 We are so excited to let everyone know that the best Psychic
ever…JeffreyJustice
will be appearing on Live with Annie
and Burl tomorrow night at 10pm est.
For those of you that don’t know Live with Annie and Burl, is on The Blog Talk Radio network, and they have a kick ass show that is [...]
taxidermied cat 2008-05-30 14:15:35 Timothy: My uncle does very bizarre shit when driving and it totally freaks me out. I am so worried he will become like Mayo (a really old lady with dementia) and talk about dogs and animals and have Pica (that weird condition where demented ppl. are obsessed with eating non-food items…
I am going to this [...]
You gotta see this…. 2008-05-30 10:20:05 Ok, so I am not the biggest fan of linkin park… However they put out a Video that my Husband turned me onto and I have got to say it is fucking amazing, the song alone is not that great but when played with the video it is enthralling… please check it out… sit through [...]
Coccyx 2008-05-29 21:46:28 Be wicked careful if you have a prominent coccyx and you get it surgically
corrected, because you could get a serious staph infection.
Seriously… I hate when people fuck with my coccyx
I also wish to caution you on the matter of um, tummy tucks and lipo, because this chick I also read about on the great and [...]
George Clooney? WHY???????????? 2008-05-29 08:26:24 I was perusing perezhilton and I had noticed that the worlds most perfect man has gone and fucked with perfection. Again stop fucking up what you were born with, if you are voted sexiest man alive 8 years in a row you don’t need surgery.
So GeorgeClooney
goes and get veneers.. These things are 3 [...] Read more:George Clooney
What the fuck happened to Mickey Rourke? 2008-05-28 19:48:58 What the fuck happened to Mickey
Rourke?
Ok, I don’t know if you all notice the increasing trend that has entrenched itself in the Hollywood scene. This trend is FUCKED up looking plastic surgery.
Bitches and some Bitchmen are getting on in years and because gravity is less than kind to them (naturally) they must run off [...]
David Bowies son askes me for money to buy drugs 2008-05-27 13:01:09 obscure
Bettie: going to Boston to catch the bus
Bettie: Central Square
Bettie: ok
Pink: ok
Pink: so one fine day in the lovely Lynn Massachusetts home of toothless hookers and overweight incestuous families with nothing to do but each other…
Bettie: Yes, I have seen them do each other it’s a greasy awkward train to hell
Pink: I once was trapped [...] Read more:David
What does your Dad google? 2008-06-03 14:26:30 What has daddy been searching for on google….
I was at there house… I saw that great big apple shooting dirty looks at me from across and empty apple and cocks kitchen…
That apple knew me, and wanted me to engage in its evil game… So I did, ya I did… Bill Gates doesn’t scare this dirty [...]
When 50 cent trys to date you 2008-06-03 12:55:52
Bettie: so the infinite mysteries of the universe
Bettie: yes
Bettie: like why a woman has forty pairs of shoes and only five bras
Pink latex: Timothy was walking home last night when he was accosted by a white van
Pink latex: need drink
Bettie: oh god, fucking timothy lmao
Bettie: i love Timmy
Pink latex: well timothy says that this man [...]
Filipino Prisoners dancing, and Masturbation? 2008-06-02 21:58:56 Regarding the You Tube video with 1000 FilipinoPrisoners
doing an interpretive dance to Laura Branagans Gloria….
Pink: Did you see this…. On Perezhilton? So fucking funny
Timothy: Dude– you’d be worshipping Laura Branagan thru interpretive dance, too if her voice meant a half hour’s break from eating mystery meat and getting gangraped in the shower by [...] Read more:Masturbation
My date with Gino “slap me and call me a bitch” gianappoli 2008-06-04 14:28:44 Bettie: So I used to get wasted and call the party lines, that is where I met Gino..( a closeted gay “stylist” from the north end) Bettie: he seemed to be normal; I thought maybe he might be cool to get wasted with
Bettie: So we go to a bar together and he starts droning on [...]
All the comforts of Boston I so totally miss!!! 2008-06-03 23:22:25 1) Junior beefs with sauce…aka…Roast Beef Sandwiches on a roll with barbeque sauce.
2) Steak and Cheese subs made with American cheese the way they are made in Boston
. I almost had a seizure from whence I returned from the sub shop with a Steak and Cheese sub with melted yucky provalone on it, what Universe [...] Read more:totally
He said, I tweeze my nose hairs everynight…. 2008-06-05 14:29:35 Is there anything that you do that is a ritual?
Nick: no like what?
Pink: Like something you do everyday? Something you have to do
Nick: Like pee when you wake up? Jerk off in the shower?
Pink: no not like pee, like pop zits on your face everyday, every night even when there are no zits to pop…
Nick: [...] Read more:hairs
Send your loser 2008-06-07 14:32:56 Do you have the best loser of the week? prove it! Send your Loser bio and we will post the douchebag right away, oh no fake losers that is lame, there are plenty of real loser assholes at the gas station… go look
Click here to send me your loser
OR
Do you have a crazy story you [...]
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I feel that it is my job to post the “loser” of the week 2008-06-06 22:05:40
HI, ok so I intend to post a new “loser” weekly…
This week we have a guy named Ken…
Ken had 6 kids *at least* does not work and does not support 5 of his children. He has purposely NOT worked so that he did not have to support the children he helped create. I fucking despise [...]
Okay, so in the kindred spirit of me digging the crap out of old men lately… 2008-06-08 21:48:47 How hot does C. Thomas Howell look? Ya know , “Pony Boy Curtis”. Not that everyone dosen’t know that I have or have had a crush on like the entire cast of The Outsiders at some point in my life.
But damn, old men look good and I dig them. I mean seriously, the oldest person [...] Read more:spirit
, digging
, lately
Filipino Prisoners love them some Michael Jackson 2008-06-08 17:13:21 FilipinoPrisoners
These guys have a seriously shitty life, so I guess that this is a nice way to take a break and let lose after being forced to weed the prison yard all day.
Anyway it is a long video but gets REALLY fucking good… Please please watch it… Oh and notice the balding tranny choreographer… [...] Read more:Michael
, Jackson
May I remind the world about Salad Fingers? 2008-06-07 21:47:14 I’ve got to remind you all about SaladFingers
. Those of you who have not encountered the super goodness of Salad Fingers, my friends, it shall change your life forever!
Ok, before I present the world with video footage of Salad Fingers, my beloved, I shall give you a wicked kickass link to make a Salad [...]
Ugly people need love to 2008-06-07 21:09:07 this is stuff I had posted that no one got to see… and well its AWESOME… look at this thing…
homes needs a little love… Don’t ya think??
you got a fucked up video>>?? Read more:people
Keanu Reeves asks me if I want to get something to eat 2008-06-10 22:10:24 I am way older than most of you… and with that said I got to see some good shit… MTV used to be cool
Watch this old ass commercial, I loved this….
Keanu
reeves is mad cool… If you don’t know who he is, go kill yourself now.
Read more:Reeves
, something
We are therefore we hate 2008-06-10 21:06:50 Ok… so everywhere we go we see how much people hate “Emo” well so do we but hey we own the name! Oh I am not goth, I am a blonde with tan skin and I enjoy the fuck out of bright colors and the 1980’s, however I also enjoy darkness ,sleeping late, and self-loathing.
no [...]
We make this loser toothbrush fuck himself 2008-06-10 17:52:45 Bettie: allot of us know that I, Bettie used to work in the well, for lack of a better term, sex industry
Pink: didn’t we all?
Bettie: so i encountered allot of interesting folks
Pink: wait no we all didn’t…. well wait ya some of us did
Pink: some far more interesting than others
Bettie: one of them being Paul [...]
I’ll neva forget the day I dropped a deuce on my fiancée 2008-06-12 09:03:18 we posted this before… but it was a fave so you gotta read it again if you haven’t
Bettie: dude, I’ll neva forget the day I dropped a deuce on my fiancée
Pink: oh good one…
Pink: Hmm well there is the time I was giving my Husband (before he was my husband) road head and Driving along [...]
IM Conversation on ambien way to much ambien 2008-06-11 22:59:19 An conversation between friends on ambien… Don’t try this at home.
Pink: i keep getting booted
Pink: HELLO I LOVE YOU WONT YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME
Pink: let me lick you up and down …till you say stop…
Timothy: hahaha
Timothy: Booted? hello… U there…???
Pink: come on hit me
Pink: I am now
Timothy: YAH!
Pink: it is going in and [...] Read more:Conversation
HowTo:Properly Dispose of The Forces of Emo 2008-06-13 08:23:59
we really do enjoy rolling around naked in the misery of others. We also enjoy poking fun at ourselves. We can take it. Again we did purchase the name after it was slandered by our run in with the smarmy wonderful porn industry. So with that out of the way let the emo shit talk [...] Read more:Forces
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