Owner: Funny Explained URL:http://www.funnyexplained.com Join Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 11:51:18 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Site predicated on the stance that some people don't what is and why things are funny. The author makes dry humor explanations to a multitude of humorous pictures. Updated Daily. Site statistics:Click here
The skies parted and God looked down from above and said, “I hate you guys.” 2008-05-28 06:30:14 This is funny because what are the freakin odds? You just happen to put your house on a massive sink hole. It couldn’t have revealed itself during construction or perhaps even the surveying stage, it had to wait till everyone was moved in and cooking up a batch of tuna helper to swallow everything into [...] Read more:above
Dude, lets go over to Craig’s house, he’s got a big roof! 2008-05-27 06:30:46 This is funny because the field side seats are all but empty while the high rise apartment complex next door is in danger of breaking fire code. If the field owners were smart they’d send their concession sales force to the building next door. Read more:Craig
Close, but still so far away. 2008-05-26 06:30:53 This is funny because its tragic. The poor little kitty had a medical procedure on his feet, and in order to keep him from licking his stitches/staples they put the cone on his head. It would appear the cone is also serving a secondary purpose as a dietary measure as it is preventing our little [...] Read more:Close
Great tossed salads at this place. 2008-05-25 06:30:27 This is funny because the G in Angus is burned out making the sign appear, at a glance, as if it says “Black Anus.” Conventional wisdom would tell you that naming a steakhouse Black Anus is a bad idea, whether it is descriptive of the cuisine offered at such a restaurant, or the result of [...] Read more:Great
Batter up! 2008-05-24 06:30:57 This is funny because it appears as if the concrete batter statue is getting ready to take a cheap shot at the unsuspecting woman on her cell phone. She is completely unaware that if a non-concrete batter were in that same position, she would be in for a severe headache.
Expediant, yes. Practical, no. 2008-05-23 06:30:12 This is funny because someone took the time to fashion a sign that explained that putting babies in a clothes drier is not the proper way to dry a baby. The man looking at his watch gives the impression he is impatient. This is still not a good enough reason to out a baby in [...] Read more:Practical
Rare as a solar eclipse. 2008-05-22 06:30:47 This is funny because if you put their names together you get Dingleberry. If you don’t know what a dingleberry is, I suggest you look it up. It has to do with poo, and butt hair. Read more:eclipse
In a word, yes. 2008-05-21 06:30:51 This is funny because the obese woman is sitting beside a signs asking “Am I too big?” Honestly it depends on what the situation is to determine if she is to big. To big for a see-saw, no she could have fun with a whole bunch of kids. Too big for a non handicapped restroom [...]
Falcon Punch, FTW! 2008-05-20 11:11:47 Abortion by itself is not funny by any means, but because its an animated abortion some liberties can be taken. The implication that it is a “surprise abortion” adds to the level of funitude. The young purple haired pregnant woman was strolling down the lane on her way to the grocery, when all of a [...] Read more:Falcon
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Damnit, another baby. Where should I put this one? 2008-05-19 11:27:03 This is funny and tragic at the same time. It’s funny because some people need to be informed not to throw babies into a dumpster. Those types of people may or may not be the most literate as well, so it’s necessary to make the sign as visual as possible and use very simple words. [...] Read more:Damnit
CheerSHIT! 2008-05-29 06:30:22 This is funny because they did not intend for the glass to break and spill beer all over themselves and their food. One could blame this accident on anabolic steroids and not knowing ones own strength, but the man is a scrawny weakling and the woman has no Adams apple.
He’s going to hit a pole right? Wrong. 2008-05-30 06:30:10 This is funny because you believe one thing is going to happen, and then something else totally unexpected happens. I was always under the impression golden retrievers were smart, guess not. No animals were injured during the posting of this article. Read more:Wrong
Kinda salty, I guess? 2008-06-01 06:30:31 This is funny because a misprint on the package went unnoticed by the dairy and they are unknowingly advertising how their milk tastes of Homo. I would assume that homo tastes just like hetero, but I’m not going to get in line to find out. I’m sure someone out there knows the answer just fine [...] Read more:Kinda
So, you don’t want children then? 2008-05-31 06:30:39 This is funny because a grown ass man is whoopin the fire out of some toddlers in the nude. I used to pose the question of how many kindergarteners you could beat down in a gauntlet style( meaning, first one comes at you, and after he/she’s dispatched then 2 and so on and so forth), [...]
Damn son, that’s about as wrong as you can do that. 2008-06-03 06:30:21 This is funny because the ballplayer dove for the ball and failed miserably. He lost his hat, broke his back, smashed his face AND still failed to catch the ball. One wonders if he was able to pick the ball up and make the play. Probably not, as he’s most likely in traction after having [...]
Wait for it. Wait for it. Waaaait for it. NOW!! 2008-06-02 06:30:21 This is funny because of the man who’s purposely pantsed himself in the background of the peaceful schoolgirls’s photo. I’m hoping that he was waiting for this opportunity to present itself before he depantsed, and wasn’t just chilling in the school yard hoping someone would come along and touch it. Sadly, I think the latter [...]
What? It was intentional. He’s a non-conformist. 2008-06-04 06:31:24 This is funny because this Chevron Einstein did two things wrong. First, he parked with his gashole on the wrong side. Second, he parked a bit too far from the pump. The obvious solution to this would be to simply turn the car around. But, after sitting and contemplating for a moment or two, he [...]
Amazingly high protein content in this salad here. Do you think it’s fortified? 2008-06-04 06:30:24 This is funny because there is a freaking frog in this bag of salad. I’m inclined to call shenanigans on this photo because the salad bag is most likely airtight and would have a delivery and average shelf time of at least a week, pretty well asphyxiating any amphibious stow aways. Still, it is an [...] Read more:protein
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Pilfered From CollegeHumor.com 2008-06-05 13:32:49 Each day I’m going to post an image that I blatantly stole from CollegeHumor.com in hopes that they may smile upon me and send some of their unimaginable (to me anyway) traffic my way. So, here is my offering to the lords of humor websites.
Yeah can I get the number 2, Asian style please.
This is [...]
Those Leprechauns are full of crap. 2008-06-05 06:33:01 This is funny because legend would have you believe that a pot of gold sits at the end of a rainbow. This photo is evidence to the contrary. It’s a sad, sad state of things when the pot of gold has been replaced by a port-o-pot of poo. Read more:Leprechauns
Man wrecks bicycle and smashes his face into the wheel 2008-06-05 06:32:02 Sweet god almighty someone call a plastic surgeon!
This is funny because this guy has seriously messed his face up. Seriously. Over the months of doing this site, I’ve seen some pretty good “before impact” pictures, as well as some really good “after impact” pictures. The rarest are the “Moment of Impact” pictures, and this one [...] Read more:bicycle
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Town sign demands immegrants learn English and misspells exception 2008-06-05 06:31:03 And take the letter P with you!
This is funny because the village of Crestwood was attempting to make a profound statement about immigrants who don’t pick up the official language but failed because they misspelled “exception
s.” It’s one thing to be uniformally anti-immigrant, but to be a moron too…well, that’s just sad. Read more:learn
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Man gets hit in crotch by foul ball 2008-06-06 06:32:52 All up in your junk buddy. Ice packs are $10 bucks at the concession stand.
This is funny because the foul ball his drilling this hapless bystander right in his sausage and eggs. I’m inclined to believe that he jumped up to avoid the incoming projectile only to worsen his predicament by a magnitude of 4. [...] Read more:crotch
Women misspell dream on signs for Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2008-06-06 06:31:06 You have a defunct record label from the ’70s? huh?
This is funny because the people in picture have both misspelled “dream”, in two separate ways even. What makes it so sad is that Dr. King fought for a world where we could be free from persecution for misspelling. And that we could all spell freely, [...] Read more:Women
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Sign at gas station gets a failing grade 2008-06-06 06:30:05 Who says you need a high school education to work at a gas station?
This is funny because some semi-literate gas station attendant was told to make a sign informing the customers that the pumps are prepaid only. Well, he did as he was told but then some wise-ass with a red sharpie came along and [...]
Fat man is number 1? 2008-06-08 06:32:06 Nice job fatty, you did it.
This is funny because of the obese man sitting on the #1 position on the podium. This is what you would call ironic, because unless he just finished competing in a rotund & moist competition he assuredly isn’t number 1. If I had to wager a guess he’s winded from [...]
Plethora of razor blade choices for Emo kids who cut themselves 2008-06-08 06:31:47 I think I’ll use a nice compact S-01 today, as if anyone actually cares.
This is funny because “Emo” kids act as if they have no choice other than to be the introverted carbon copies they’ve all turned into, unintentionally transforming the whole “Emo” movement into a sulking, self mutilating mockery of its self. A tragically [...] Read more:choices
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Target ad has unintentional discrimination 2008-06-07 06:32:51 What, a white kid can’t have a computer desk? That’s discrimination buddy!
This is funny because whoever was doing product entry on the target website didn’t think about the alternate interpretation that someone, like myself, would get from this product title. How exactly would they know if a white kid ordered the desk online, does Target
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Computer repair sign has a penis in logo 2008-06-07 06:31:50 So, you guys make your own logo?
This is funny because the U in computers was supposed to be made into a stylized computer mouse and it came out looking like a penis. What compounds the funniness of the situation is that it was scrutinized over and approved by more than one person, and they didn’t [...] Read more:Computer
Crazy eyed middle eastern man with a gun 2008-06-07 06:30:07 Al-Queda doesn’t discriminate.
This is funny because this is the LAST guy I’d let have a gun. The only place you’d be safe would be directly in front of him. What actually happened is he made that face in grade school, and someone slapped him on the back and it stuck. Kids are cruel. Read more:Crazy
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