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AMERICAN ECONOMIC TERRORISTS 2008-12-29 23:00:00 EXXON MOBILSHELL OIL CHEVRONCONOCO PHILLIPSBP AMERICAWRITE - EMAIL - CALL - PICKETWe're mad as Helland we're not going to take it anymore
DUMB ASS OF THE DAY 2008-05-23 02:07:00 TRUCKEE, Calif. - Call it drunken driving deja vu. For the second time in five months, a 23-year-old California woman has been arrested after she allegedly crashed her car while driving under the influence at the exact same spot north of Lake Tahoe.And to top it off, Truckee Police say that in both cases, her blood alcohol content was more than three times the legal limit.Police say Melissa Dennis
OH GOOD GRIEF .... 2008-05-23 02:06:00 SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian driver has been caught speeding at 263 kilometres per hour (164mph) in a car held together with plastic cable ties, police said Thursday.Police said officers conducting speed checks late Tuesday stopped the driver on the Hume Highway near the New South Wales town of Mittagong after clocking him allegedly driving at almost two-and-a-half times the 110kph limit.They said
DAMN !!!! I was gonna book one !! 2008-05-23 02:05:00 BERLIN (AFP) - Despite being fully booked by naturists wanting to take off and strip off, a German travel company said Thursday it has decided to scrap a special nude flight that had been scheduled for this summer.The July 5 flight was due to be the first of many and was aimed at east Germans nostalgic for the naturism that was authorised and extremely popular under communist rule.But OssiUrlaub.d Read more:gonna
HELL ..... IT DON'T WORK FOR ME ..... 2008-05-23 02:04:00 WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Road workers in a small New Zealand town got their wish granted when a woman stripped saying she was fed up with their wolf-whistles.The Israeli tourist was about to use an ATM in the main street of Kerikeri, in the far north of the country, when the men whistled, the New Zealand Press Association reported.She calmly stripped off, used the cash machine, before getting dresse
I may get one myself ...... 2008-05-23 02:03:00 MCMINNVILLE, Tenn. - High gas prices have driven a Warren County farmer and his sons to hitch a tractor rake to a pair of mules to gather hay from their fields. T.R. Raymond bought Dolly and Molly at the Dixon mule sale last year. Son Danny Raymond trained them and also modified the tractor rake so the mules could pull it.T.R. Raymond says the mules are slower than a petroleum-powered tractor, but Read more:myself
I think I'd go to church everyday ..... 2008-05-23 02:00:00 WELLINGTON, New Zealand - It seemed like an almost literal answer to their prayers. When two New Zealand pilots ran out of fuel in a microlight airplane they offered prayers and were able to make an emergency landing in a field — coming to rest right next to a sign reading, "Jesus is Lord."Grant Stubbs and Owen Wilson, both from the town of Blenheim on the country's South Island, were flying up Read more:think
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Senator Lieberman Censors YouTube 2008-05-21 23:11:00 U.S. Sen. Joseph Lieberman
, chairman of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, on Monday asked Google CEO Eric Schmidt in an open letter to remove Islamic terrorist videos from YouTube
, which is owned by Google.Islamic terrorist organizations, Lieberman said, use YouTube to distribute propaganda, attract followers, and provide weapons training.While YouTube has community guideli Read more:Senator
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DUMB ASS OF THE DAY (hee-haw) 2008-05-20 23:06:00 TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bil
I remember like it was yesterday 2008-05-20 23:05:00 1780: In the midst of the Revolutionary War, darkness descends on New England at midday.Many people think Judgment Day is at hand. It will be remembered as New England's Dark Day.Diaries of the preceding days mention smoky air and a red sun at morning and evening. Around noon this day, an early darkness fell: Birds sang their evening songs, farm animals returned to their roosts and barns, and huma
YUM ... YUM 2008-05-20 23:03:00 NEW YORK (Reuters) - Its creators admit it is the ultimate in decadence: a $175 hamburger.The Wall Street Burger Shoppe just raised its price from $150 to assure its designation as the costliest burger in the city as determined by Pocket Change, an online newsletter about the most expensive things in New York."Wall Street has good days and bad days. We wanted to have the everyday burger (for $4) .
People have no sense of humor 2008-05-20 23:02:00 HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided
NEVER, EVER PISS OFF A LADY !!!!!!!! 2008-05-23 12:30:00 Danica Patrick spent most of the race complaining about her car, then appeared to be looking for a fight after a crash ended her disappointing day at the Indianapolis 500.Dumb Ass driver Ryan Briscoe ran into Patrick while trying to leave pit lane late in Sunday’s race, and her car came to a halt.A furious Patrick then got out of her car and like a gunslinger looking for a shootout, she headed t
DUMB ASS OF THE DAY 2008-05-26 23:08:00 BERLIN (Reuters) - German police are investigating a couple after they offered their eight-month-old son for sale on internet auction site eBay.Renee Beck, a police spokesman in the Bavarian town of Krumbach west of Munich, said on Saturday the 23-year-old woman told them it was only a joke.But he said police were nevertheless continuing their investigation and the baby was put in state custody."S
Somebody gonna get a whop'in .... 2008-05-26 23:07:00 LONDON (AFP) - A British nuclear submarine crashed into the seabed after tracing paper was used to help plot its course during a training exercise, obscuring vital symbols from student commanders, reports said Friday.The hunter-killer sub HMS Trafalgar needed five million pounds' worth of repairs after the incident, which occurred off the coast of western Scotland.Three crewmen were injured after Read more:Somebody
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