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I couldn't throw a big enough party ! 2008-06-08 23:08:00 PATNA, India (Reuters) - A rich 80-year-old Indian widow has spent thousands of dollars on a feast for 100,000 people in the hope it would please the gods and open the doors of heaven for her, local officials said.People from surrounding villages and towns were fed lunch over two consecutive days by Phuljharia Kunwar, who lives in the eastern state of Bihar and has no family or relatives.Kunwar sp
Help I've pooped and I can't get out !!! 2008-06-08 23:07:00 LEBANON, Pa. - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've
Next time ... go to Disney World !!!!! 2008-06-08 23:06:00 JAKARTA, Indonesia - Scuba divers swept away in strong currents survived 12 hours in shark-infested waters before scrambling onto a remote Indonesian island where they faced yet another threat: a Komodo dragon.The divers — three from Britain and one each from France and Sweden — came face-to-face with the giant, carnivorous lizard on Rinca's palm-fringed beach, and fought it off by pelting it Read more:Disney
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Why I blog ...... 2008-06-08 23:01:00 As some readers know, this blog was begun as a way to teach myself Computer 101 and have some fun while learning.It's been a year now since the blog went live for all to see. And just like life, it has evolved from an occasional writing of silly happenings in my life and opinion of things, to finding the odd little stories that may not have made your local media, to having unabashed joy in comment
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DUMB ASSES OF THE DAY 2008-06-09 23:09:00 WHEATLEY, Ark. - Police say a man pretending to be a St. Francis County Sheriff's deputy scammed an Ohio couple out of nearly $1,000 by claiming he needed to test their cash for drug residue.Wheatley Police Chief C.P. Kuzinsky says the fake deputy knocked on the Waverly, Ohio, couple's motel room door last week. The man told the couple a drug raid just happened next door and a police dog needed to
Bless his little heart ..... 2008-06-09 23:08:00 BATAVIA, Ohio - An ailing, retired farmer who refused to give up his outhouse after authorities declared it to be a public nuisance finally got a new one.Elbert "Lew" Preston, 79, stood his ground long enough for a nonprofit group to come to his aid and build him a sturdy new outhouse with a waste tank underneath."There she is," Preston said as he showed off the new outbuilding. "She's a lifesaver Read more:Bless
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A politican you can love ....... 2008-06-09 23:06:00 HUNTINGTON, W.Va. - A West Virginia city council is hoping to overcome opposition to giving the mayor a raise from the proposal's biggest foe: the mayor.Huntington Mayor David Felinton has vowed to veto a proposal to raise his pay by nearly $28,000 to $90,000. He currently earns about $62,000.Felinton says it sends the wrong message to the city's employees, and that the town of 49,000 has other pr
Don't forget the Viagra ...... 2008-06-09 23:05:00 WELLINGTON (Reuters) - One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year's supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper reported Monday.Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potentia
DUMB ASS OF THE DAY 2008-06-10 23:08:00 COLCHESTER, Conn. - State troopers say an Enfield man was charged with stealing a school bus after telling officers he needed a ride home after a friend's arrest.Peter Smario is due in Norwich Superior Court on June 19 on charges of larceny, drug possession, criminal trespass and possession of a weapon in a vehicle, police said.Police said several drivers reported a yellow school bus driving errat
Move over Bass Masters ...... 2008-06-10 23:07:00 BANGKOK, Thailand - Long-tailed macaque monkeys have a reputation for knowing how to find food — whether it be grabbing fruit from jungle trees or snatching a banana from a startled tourist. Now, researchers say they have discovered groups of the silver-haired monkeys in Indonesia that fish.Groups of long-tailed macaques were observed four times over the past eight years scooping up small fish w Read more:Masters
So much for justice for the victim .... 2008-06-10 23:06:00 SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singapore man has been banned from owning a camera phone for a year after he was found guilty of secretly filming a woman in an airport toilet, a newspaper reported Tuesday.Samuel Ong, 19, sneaked into a female toilet at Singapore's Changi Airport earlier this year and used his camera phone to snap shots of a woman from under the cubicle door. The woman caught him and repor Read more:victim
Does no one check anything in Japan !?! 2008-06-10 23:05:00 TOKYO (Reuters) - A firefighter in Japan
lost his job after city officials found out he had been driving ambulances and fire trucks for over 20 years without a driver's license, an official in Takaoka City, central Japan, said on Tuesday.The case came to light when the firefighter in his 40s, who had been working for the city for over 25 years, hesitated to show his driver's license during a regul Read more:anything
Sign of the times we live in ...... 2008-06-10 23:04:00 CYPRESS, Calif. - Violence broke out at the gas pumps in Orange County. Police say a La Palma doctor waiting in line to buy gas at the Costco warehouse store in Cypress grabbed a tire iron and confronted a motorist who cut into the line.Sgt. Tom Bruce said the doctor was arrested and booked for investigation of brandishing a deadly weapon in a rude, angry or threatening manner, a misdemeanor.Witne
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