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DUMB ASS OF THE DAY 2008-05-30 00:06:00 CINCINNATI - A woman told Cincinnati police that she heard a noise and then felt something cold on her feet. Police said a man crawled under a table at a University of Cincinnati library and used a syringe to spray saltwater onto the woman's shoes.Dwight Pannell, 43, of Columbus, was booked on charges of voyeurism, assault and criminal trespass, court records show.Pannell was silent in a court app
People who steal are dumb anyway ... 2008-05-30 00:05:00 LUMBERTON, N.C. - Police responding to a tip about a naked man walking on a state highway in Lumberton say he's connected to a three-week string of thefts involving more than $85,000 worth of property.The Fayetteville Observer reported that police say Jonathan Michael Allen stole two vehicles, televisions, power tools and jewelry. The 31-year-old is charged with multiple counts of breaking and ent
and another nude nut story ..... 2008-05-30 00:04:00 ANN ARBOR, Mich. - Ann Arbor police are not sure how a naked man managed to get to a 10th floor apartment balcony for a pre-dawn break-in. Police in the University of Michigan campus town said a resident called about 1:30 a.m. Wednesday, saying someone was breaking in through a sliding glass door on his balcony.Officers said the naked, wet intruder ran out the apartment's front door and tried to e Read more:story
God Has A Sense Of Humor 2008-05-30 00:02:00 So yesterday this gal comes into Shell Hell and the pump isn't taking her credit card.She comes in and I say I'll try it here as sometimes the swiper on the pump can be a bit fussy about the magnetic strip. I ask her how much she wants and she says $40.00, so I apply it and out she goes.So as she pumping, I'm seeing how slow the gas is pumping. Well I figure, okay, she's having trouble pumping th Read more:Sense
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Sad Day At Universal Studios 2008-06-01 23:09:00 A studio set is engulfed in fire as fire fighters work to extinguish the burning set in the early hours Sunday at UniversalStudios
in Los Angeles. Destroyed in the fire was a set from 'Back to the Future,' the King Kong exhibit and thousands of videos and reels in a vault.(AP Photo) Read more:Universal Studios
DUMB ASSES OF THE DAY 2008-06-01 23:08:00 ARVADA, Colo. - Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.One man wore a green thong and the other wo
beef jerky anyone, plenty to go around .... 2008-06-01 23:07:00 CARBONDALE, Ill. - The view along Illinois highways this summer should be beautiful — for the turkey vultures.The state's transportation department says it won't be picking up as much roadkill left along roads because it spent too much of its budget during the winter.IDOT says it spent more than twice the allotted $40 million on clearing ice and snow removal because of rising fuel costs and hars
ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS !!!!! 2008-06-01 23:05:00 LONDON (AFP) - A British holidaymaker was awarded compensation by a court because there were too many German tourists at the hotel he booked in Greece, newspapers reported Saturday.David Barnish, 47, paid 4,000 pounds (5,100 euros, 8,000 dollars) to take his wife and three daughters to a resort in Kos, but the family were unable to take part in entertainment or children's activities because they w
I SMELL A LAWSUIT COMIN' ......... 2008-06-01 23:04:00 YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyo. - The National Park Service says a hiker burned her leg and ankle when she fell through a dirt trail into a pool of 170-degree water at Yellowstone National Park.The park closed an area called the Artists' Paintpots following Thursday's accident.Park officials say Jeanette Hogan of Utah stepped on a rain puddle on the trail when the crust gave way and she fell into
DUMB ASS OF THE DAY (literally) 2008-06-03 23:07:00 UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his Read more:literally
Happy Anniver..uh...oops !! 2008-06-03 23:06:00 NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A happily married couple in northern India got the shock of their lives when they learnt they had divorced 10 years ago, the Times of India reported on Tuesday.Meena Verma, a mother of two children, tried to file a case against her in-laws for violence, only to be told by a court in Haryana state that she had been divorced for a decade.Her husband Virender told the Times of I Read more:Happy
I could..but nope..no comment !!! 2008-06-03 23:04:00 WASHINGTON - A little strategically placed makeup quickly turns the wimpiest of male barn swallows into chick magnets, amping up their testosterone and even trimming their weight, new research shows.t's a "clothes make the man" lesson that — with some caveats — also applies to human males, researchers say.Using a $5.99 marker, scientists darkened the rust-colored breast feathers of male New Je
Oops ..... 2008-06-03 23:03:00 WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Police say an elderly couple, aged 100 and 99, who drove the wrong way along a highway for more than a mile in New Zealand before crashing will probably be asked to surrender their driver's licenses.Police spokeswoman Kaye Calder said the duo amazingly managed to dodge oncoming vehicles during their wrong-way jaunt Sunday on New Zealand's busiest highway near the capital,
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