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What a wonderful parting gift ..... 2008-05-26 23:05:00 TOKYO (AFP) - An unsuspecting passenger who flew to Tokyo is carrying one million yen's worth of cannabis compliments of customs authorities after a sniffer dog failed a test, officials said Monday.An officer at Narita International Airport on Sunday stuffed 142 grams (five ounces) of the drug into the side pocket of a randomly selected black suitcase coming off an overseas flight so that the anim
I don't know what to say ...... 2008-05-26 23:04:00 HOUMA, La. - Police in this town wouldn't cut a break for a barber who ran afoul of an obscure law barring him from working Sundays and Mondays.Clyde Scott had opened his shop May 19 just to trim up a few students getting ready for their graduation ceremony when an officer gave him a citation.A law on the books in Houma for decades bars barbers from working Sundays, Mondays, any of several holiday
Calamari anyone ....... 2008-05-26 23:03:00 MELBOURNE, Australia - Australian fishermen have hauled up a 20-foot-long giant squid off the country's southeastern coast.Skipper Rangi Pene said Monday that the 500-pound squid was already dead when it was caught in a trawler's nets Sunday night in waters more than 1,640 feet deep.Paul McCoy, a fisheries research biologist, said it took 10 men to lift the squid onto a stretcher and place it in a
DUMB ASS OF THE DAY 2008-05-28 23:08:00 ALMATY (Reuters) - Police in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan have arrested the editor of a newspaper called "Anti-corruption newsletter" on charges of bribing one of its officers, a police spokesman said on Wednesday.Financial crime police accuse the editor, Tokbergen Abiyev, of paying $2,000 (1,017 pounds) to obtain compromising information about judges, the spokesman said.He could not s
No title 2008-05-28 23:06:00 TAMPA, Fla. - A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie C
EVER WONDER ???? 2008-05-28 23:04:00 CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA rushed Wednesday to get a special pump on board shuttle Discovery to fix a balky toilet at the international space station, as the launch countdown got under way.The space station's Russian-built toilet has been acting up for the past week. The three male residents have temporarily bypassed the problem, which involves urine collection, not solid waste.Russian space offi
SUE THE BASTARDS !!!!!!!! 2008-05-28 23:03:00 NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York lawyer is suing Delta Air Lines for $1 million, saying his family vacation turned into a nightmare after they were stranded in an airport for days and treated disdainfully by airline employees.Richard Roth, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of himself and his mother, said he planned the Christmas 2007 trip to Buenos Aires to celebrate his mother's 80th birthday. She h Read more:BASTARDS
DUMB ASS OF THE DAY 2008-05-28 00:00:00 KANSAS CITY, Missouri (Reuters) - A Missouri car dealer says sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.Max Motors, a small Butler, Missouri dealership that has as its logo a grimacing cowboy wielding a pistol, has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the last three days, far more
Jihad my big fat ass you Bastards !! 2008-05-27 23:48:00 WASHINGTON (Reuters) - There is no evidence of a direct threat from al Qaeda or that the group has obtained weapons of mass destruction, U.S. intelligence officials said on Tuesday, despite reports that al Qaeda will release a new video urging jihadists to use such weapons to attack the West.FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said the bureau sent out an alert to U.S. law enforcement agencies about the ex Read more:Jihad
Don't they check references ????? 2008-05-27 23:24:00 MESA, Ariz. - A Mesa man suspected of robbing a 7-11 after pretending to be a clerk was arrested Monday during a traffic stop in Phoenix.Mesa police alleged Marc Antoine Stovall, 21, called a 7-11 store April 27, falsely said he was a new employee, arranged for training and then went to the store and was shown how to use the cash register.Later that day, police said Stovall returned, purchased sev Read more:references
I'd like to stick a box of moon pies .... 2008-05-27 23:10:00 GALESBURG, Ill. - Police in Galesburg said a homeless man was arrested for allegedly attacking an 84-year-old man with a box of Moon Pies.The elderly man told police he was on his way out of a dollar store on Friday when he felt something striking him repeatedly in the back. He said he turned around and saw that 53-year-old Michael Farquer was hitting him with something inside a yellow plastic bag
OOPS !!!!!! 2008-05-27 23:06:00 CANBERRA (Reuters) - A man hanged in 1922 for the murder and rape of a young girl in the southern Australian city of Melbourne was posthumously pardoned for the crime on Tuesday after new tests found crucial evidence against him was flawed.Authorities in the Victorian state pardoned Colin Campbell Ross, who was hanged for raping and murdering a 12-year old girl and dumping her body in an alley in
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