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Samsung D900i: an Ultimate Multimedia Device [Digg] 2008-06-29 13:33:29 Its high-end features, appealing looks and user-friendly interface make the Samsung
D900i stand out from the crowd. This handset is targeted to hit the 'next-generation' users. The device comes loaded with high speed internet access, advanced imaging capabilities and comprehensive messaging options. Read more:Digg
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Top 10 Reasons not to Vote! [Digg] 2008-06-29 13:27:41 10. You can't find a stamp to put on your mail registration form. 9. You refuse to vote until your pet monkey can vote. 8. You're in prison. 7. You can't understand why they don't drag the voting booth to your house. 6. You went last time, and there was no free food. Read more:Digg
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Top 10 Reasons not to Vote! 2008-06-28 00:01:46 10. You can't find a stamp to put on your mail registration form.9. You refuse to vote until your pet monkey can vote.8. You're in prison.7. You can't understand why they don't drag the voting booth to your house.6. You went last time, and there was no free food.5. You have so many political-ads-on-a-stick in your yard you can't even make it to your car.4. You're under 18.3. The person who works t Read more:Reasons
Top 10 things not to say to your teacher [Digg] 2008-06-19 13:10:29 10. “Of course I'm not listening to you. Don't be so ridiculous.” 9. “Wow! I saw your pics on this site that required by dad's credit card”. 8. "Why did I get a D and Timmy get an A when he copied mine!" 7. "What are you gonna do? Fail me?" 6. “Oh! I had no idea they'd moved the age of retirement up a few years.” Read more:things
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C902 From Sony Ericsson Cybershot [Digg] 2008-06-19 11:03:27 The Cybershot
range of camera focussed mobile phones has expanded to include a new 5.0 megapixel handset, the SonyEricsson
C902 is the latest in a long line of camera orientated devices from the manufacturer but this time they have broken with an old tradition. Read more:Digg
Top 10 Changes At NASA To Accommodate 76 Year-Old John Glen [Digg] 2008-06-19 10:58:54 10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper. 9. Shuttle’s thermostat set at 80 degrees. 8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay. 7. “Early Bird” specials from Morrison’s Cafeteria included on menu. 6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock. 5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship. Read more:Digg
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Five Tips to Keep your Credit Score Balanced [Digg] 2008-06-17 13:45:44 You know how important is your credit score for the balance of your financial life. Keeping your credit score high will ensure that the interest rates you pay will remain low. It will also make you eligible for all kinds of loans and credit cards. Read more:Digg
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Sony Ericsson K530i: a Great Phone You'll Love to Own [Digg] 2008-06-17 13:39:03 The sleek and stylish mid range phone, SonyEricsson
K530i comes with advanced multimedia capabilities. This third generation phone is incorporated with superb photography options, high speed internet access, an integrated FM radio, media player and seamless connectivity options. Read more:Digg
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35 Universal Truths 2008-08-10 12:20:01 1 Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2 At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3 One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4 You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green chips. 5 Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6 Read more:Universal
A Collection of Fabulous Come-Back Lines 2008-08-09 12:15:01 Man 'Haven't we met before?'Woman 'Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.'Man 'So, wanna go back to my place?'Woman 'Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?'Man 'I'd really like to get into your pants.'Woman 'No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.'The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when h Read more:Lines
Air Traffic Control Humour 2008-08-08 12:13:08 Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff line: " Read more:Control
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Children On Love And Marriage [Digg] 2008-08-08 01:39:01 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10 Read more:Children
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Children On Love And Marriage 2008-08-07 12:09:17 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIG Read more:Children
HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . . 2008-08-06 12:08:14 How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loo
Top 8 Embarassing Doctor Situations 2008-08-05 12:06:01 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. So I shortly after moved my practice and am now doing Beverly Hills plastic surgery. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, Beverly Hills Read more:Doctor
Top 20 Unusual Homicides 2008-08-04 12:05:01 20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding. 19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as
35 Fun Things to Do While Driving 2008-08-03 12:03:00 1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain t Read more:Driving
19 Ways to Maintain Your Insanity 2008-08-02 12:02:01 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Read more:Maintain
Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever 2008-08-01 11:58:01 13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant." 12) Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing Suck
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs 2008-07-31 14:06:04 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… iswww.whorepresents.com2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views atwww.expertsexchange.com3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island atwww.penisland.net4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder atwww.t Read more:company
Computer Programming Quotes 2008-07-31 13:50:57 There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users".-Edward TufteComputer
s are useless. They can only give you answers.-Pablo PicassoTheory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.I really hate this damned machineI wish that they would Read more:Programming
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Kids Look At Things Differently 2008-07-31 13:26:27 POLICE While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her fo
Quotes About Stupidity 2008-07-31 13:23:34 "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -Anonymous"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity." -Martin Luther King, Jr. "Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." - Read more:Quotes
Celebrity Quotes 2008-07-31 13:21:38 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as Read more:Quotes
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Warning Labels 2008-07-31 13:16:58 On Sears Hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like other soap.On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:Fits one head.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down.On Marks & Spencer Bread Puddin Read more:Labels
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The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs [Digg] 2008-07-31 13:15:52 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island atwww.penisland.net Read more:Digg
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