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Top 10 Funny Quotes 2008-06-10 16:46:13 10. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. (Oscar Wilde).9. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (Mark Twain).8. The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. (Jeanne-Marie Roland).7. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. (George W Bush).6. Never give a sucker an even break. (W. C. Fields).5. I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a ju Read more:Funny
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You Know You’re Too Stressed If 2008-06-11 08:37:30 20. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.19. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.18. The Sun is too loud.17. Trees begin chasing you.16. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.15. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.14. You can hear mim
Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say 2008-06-13 08:44:57 10. Well, how ’bout that?... I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude.... I like that.7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car—go crazy.6. What do you mean you wanna pla
It’s Time To Abandon Your Space Station when... 2008-06-12 08:40:01 1. “Dear Dmitri: We at Mutual of Ukraine regret to inform you of the cancellation of your insurance policy...”2. It’s down to just you and Sigourney Weaver.3. Old ladies swatting at you with rakes from their roof tops.4. Mission Control asks if you can “beam down immediately.”5. Network news broadcasts have started referring to you as “Spam in a can.”6. That’s one small scratch on Read more:Abandon
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Top 10 reasons The Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe 2008-06-14 08:20:02 10. In the Star Wars
universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun”.9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp—the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvatio Read more:Characters
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Diet tips 2008-06-15 08:20:01 1. If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories.2. If you eat a candy bar with a diet soda, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.3. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you only eat as much as they do.4. Foods used for medicinal purposes are never counted, such as hot chocolate, brandy, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.5. Movie and TV foods do
25 Ways To Torture Your Roommate At Christmas 2008-06-16 07:59:01 1. Claim you were a Christmas
tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloddy murder and thrash on the floor.2. Go to the mall with your roomate and sit on Santa’s lap. Refuse to get off.3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you’re wearing it.4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Cla Read more:Torture
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Top 10 Alcohol Warnings 2008-06-17 08:14:22 1. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.2. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.3. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.5. Cons Read more:Alcohol
Top Ten Changes At NASA To Accommodate 76 Year-Old John Glenn’s Return To Space 2008-06-18 08:27:01 10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.9. Shuttle’s thermostat set at 80 degrees.8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.7. “Early Bird” specials from Morrison’s Cafeteria included on menu.6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.3. Installed a new bifocal wi Read more:NASA
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35 Predictions from 50’s 2008-06-20 08:13:00 1. “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its’ going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20.
2. “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5000 will only buy a used one.”
3. “If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.”
4. “Did you hear the post office is thinkin Read more:Predictions
Top 10 things not to say to your teacher 2008-06-19 10:52:43 10. “Of course I'm not listening to you. Don't be so ridiculous.”
9. “Wow! I saw your pics on this site that required by dad's credit card”.
8. "Why did I get a D and Timmy get an A when he copied mine!"
7. "What are you gonna do? Fail me?"
6. “Oh! I had no idea they'd moved the age of retirement up a few years.”
5. “It's not my fault, honestly. The Bunsen Burner just took on a Read more:things
37 world’s smallest books 2008-07-08 15:19:01 1.The Code of Ethics for Lawyers2.The Australian Book of Foreplay3.The Book of Motivated Postal Workers4.Americans' Guide to Etiquette5.The World Guide to Good American Beer6.Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages7.Safe Places to Travel in the USA8.Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity9.Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction10.Contraception by Pope John Paul II11.Cooking Gourmet Dishes Wit
30 signs that technology has taken over your life 2008-07-07 15:16:02 1. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. In essence, you have conceded that the first page of any letter you write *is* letterhead.2. You have never sat through an entire movie without Read more:signs
Top 10 signs your company is going to downsize 2008-07-06 15:13:01 1. Company Softball Team is converted to a Chess Club.2. Dr.Kevorkian is hired as an “Outplacement Coordinator”.3. Your best looking women in Marketing are suddenly very friendly with the dorky Personnel Manager.4. The beer supplied by the Company at picnics is Schlitz.5. Weekly yard/bake sale at Corporate Headquarters.6. Company President now driving a Ford Escort.7. Annual Company Holiday B Read more:signs
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12 things men know 2008-07-05 15:12:01 Men know that Mother Nature’s best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.Men know that PMS is Mother Nature’s way of telling you to get out of the house.Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: His, hers, and the truth.Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.Men know how to change the toilet paper, but Read more:things
Top 17 Headlines of 2050 2008-07-04 15:05:01 1. Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock2. Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen3. Florida to Be Readmitted to Union3. Great and Benevolent Galactic Ruler Reveals That Anal Probes Were “Just For Fun”4. Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums Overcame Lurid Past With US President5. Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C.6. Cody, Cassidy Gifford Elude Authorities
Top 10 Worst Things To Say at a Funeral [Digg] 2008-07-04 14:51:00 10. Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move? 9. Hey, this is the first time Grandpa's been stiff in twenty years! 8. The sonofabitch is lucky he's dead. He still owes me twenty bucks! 7. (to children) Be quiet or we'll bury you with him. 6. I'll trade you the clock I inherited for the golf clubs you inherited. Read more:Funeral
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Negotiating Fear [Digg] 2008-07-04 12:35:23 Never fear to negotiate, no matter how great the differences are. It is impossible for both parties to recognize where and how an agreement can be made without undertaking the process of negotiating. The final outcome only becomes apparent after extended discussions. Read more:Digg
Top 10 signs you have eaten too much [Digg] 2008-07-04 12:33:42 1. You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net. 2. Last thing you remember is positioning your open mouth behind a dump truck full of yams. 3. All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps. 4. While picking your teeth, you dislodge an angry construction worker. 5. Strangers keep addressing you as “Mr. President”. Read more:signs
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Top 10 signs you have eaten too much 2008-07-03 15:04:07 1. You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net.2. Last thing you remember is positioning your open mouth behind a dump truck full of yams.3. All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps.4. While picking your teeth, you dislodge an angry construction worker.5. Strangers keep addressing you as “Mr. President”.6. This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read “Good Read more:signs
Top 10 Worst Things To Say at a Funeral 2008-07-01 15:24:40 10. Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move?9. Hey, this is the first time Grandpa's been stiff in twenty years!8. The sonofabitch is lucky he's dead. He still owes me twenty bucks!7. (to children) Be quiet or we'll bury you with him.6. I'll trade you the clock I inherited for the golf clubs you inherited.5. I don't really know him/her. I'm just here for the free food afterwards.4. It's ab Read more:Funeral
Be Careful With Loans For Bad Credit [Digg] 2008-06-29 15:55:42 Those who attack bad credit personal loans can’t begin to imagine how many people have taken advantage of such loans and how many situations have been solved by using a bad credit personal loan. Read more:Digg
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Blackberry 9000 [Digg] 2008-06-29 15:42:03 The new Blackberry 9000 bold with half-VGA, 65,000 colors and 480x320 resolution received its name from participants constantly calling it brilliant and bold during initial testing. Is it just hype or does it live up to its name? The color pops out at you from the display crisp and lifelike. Read more:Digg
Get Rid Of Your Student Debt Faster: Student Loan Consolidat [Digg] 2008-06-29 15:40:01 The main problem students and graduates have to face today is the repayment of their student debt. In order to pay their way through college almost everyone resorts to student loans. But when the loan payments pile up and due to interest rate variations they became an unbearable burden Read more:Digg
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Samsung E250: a Slim and Sleek Slider Phone [Digg] 2008-06-29 14:44:02 The high-end features and technologies make the Samsung
E250 one of the best mobile phones available in the market. The quality finish of the handset attracts the attention of prospective mobile users, quite instantly. The E250 comes with a smooth slide open mechanism. Read more:Digg
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Truth on Lower Credit Card Charges [Digg] 2008-06-29 14:41:16 Two years ago the Office of Fair Trading (OFT) declared that default charges on credit cards were too high and suggested capping these at £12. But market analysts say that although lenders have reduced penalty charges, they have also resorted to desperate measures to recoup lost revenue including hiking rates and fees elsewhere. Read more:Digg
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When in Bologna you have plenty to do and see! [Digg] 2008-06-29 14:34:58 Bologna is a gorgeous city in enchanting Italy which is thought to be the best and most popular tourist destinations in this country. You will find loads of religious as well as historical sites here which will bring you face to face with the past of this place. If you want some cheap yet comfy lodging during your visit here. Read more:Digg
35 Predictions from 50’s [Digg] 2008-06-29 14:28:42 1. “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its’ going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20. 2. “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5000 will only buy a used one.” 3. “If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.” Read more:Digg
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LG Kf700: Pretty and Impressive [Digg] 2008-06-29 14:25:26 The new LG KF700 is designed to impress. It prides itself on having the best of both worlds. A touchscreen that the user can easily navigate through its numerous features without having to fiddle with arrow keys. However, the people at LG gave the user the added bonus of creating text messages without having to resort to a cumbersome stylus. Read more:Digg
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