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THE BIG FUN SPAM COMMENT NUMBER GUESSING CONTEST FOR FUN AND PROFIT! 2008-03-04 21:44:34 On my last post I said that I got like 500 spam comments per day. Then I put up a math verification thingy. Then I looked at the number of spam comments I got during the time the plugin was “working” and promptly removed it because I felt that the annoyance caused to my commentors was [...]
They Got Me 2008-03-03 23:06:47 After over 60 spam trackbacks and over 500 spam comments in the last 24 hours, I can’t take it any more. Trackbacks are gone and image verification has been enabled. Email me if you have any problems. Gumble, grumble.
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A Desperate Housewife’s Best Battery-Powered Friend 2008-03-03 08:53:38 Don’t forget to check out today’s LOOMING Recession Issue of the Clay Pigeon. It might just save your dollars.
The last time I posted about solving this housewife’s desperation, I described how Mr. Clean came along with his Magic Eraser, swept me up in his burly arms and ferried me to housewife paradise. The whole sordid tale [...] Read more:Desperate
, Housewife
The Looming Fearless Frog Looms Over Your Devalued Dollars 2008-02-29 14:55:09 If you haven’t checked out my interview over at Angry Seafood, do so now by clicking here. I’ll wait.
(…harmless background music…)
Good. Funny, huh? Now then. I’d like to thank my pal Kev, the genius behind mashing peanut butter between cookies, for talking The Fearless
Frog out of retirement. In my inimitable fashion, I stopped posting weekly economic columns [...] Read more:Looming
There Was Merrily Fantastic Reading By Super Hero, Me! I Delighted! Seafood Like! Thank!!! 2008-02-27 01:14:33 In case you are wondering how to properly construct a comment on my site, take a moment to study agirlTwill’s comment from yesterday, which I present below in all its unaltered glory:
“Good aftenoon ! I pleasantly amazed! Thank
!!! Like! Thank you!
There was merrily! Thank you! I delighted! There was merrily! Excellent forum with fantastic references and reading…. well done indeed… [...] Read more:Fantastic
, Reading
, Super
, Super Hero
Pigeon Peer Pressure 2008-02-25 10:45:58 I would like to introduce you to the brand new, sparkly, still in its original wrapper issue of the Clay Pigeon! Yeah, sure. I know that you already know about the Clay Pigeon because all of the other folks who are involved with it told you about it last week, so my Big Fat Juicy Announcement [...] Read more:Pressure
Top 5 Girl Scout Cookie Flavors 2008-02-23 10:51:44 Well, I’m back. Back with a vengeance. AAARRRGGHH!
No, I’m not really back with a vengeance. But I am back with some Girl ScoutCookie
s. Yes, as those of you who have a Girl Scout
in your life know, it’s that time of year.
Instead of going into the gory details of my most enjoyable time off, I [...] Read more:Flavors
Shoosh, Whoosh, and the Big Secret Revealed 2008-02-16 10:59:41 I’m outta here for a week. My lovely wife has some vacation time and we’re gonna go to the Poconos.
I hope that this is only goodbye for a week, and not forever, because there is a chance that the old frogster might wind up on a pair of skis. This is good, because skiing is [...]
Navigating the Manhattan Serengeti 2008-02-13 17:40:23 I like to safari. I have safaried many times in many locations, including Hoboken, NJ, Oakland, CA and Gary, Indiana. But nothing comes close to experiencing the reality of the asphalt jungle like taking a deep breath of that Big Apple air and having someone beep their horn and tell you to get the f*** out of the [...] Read more:Manhattan
Manly Man Brains- A Scientific Explanation 2008-02-09 10:48:12 Sad day yesterday. I had to remove the cool 8 ball attachment from the shifter in my car. This, obviously, downgraded the car’s coolness factor to “cool,” due to the fact that I still have my fuzzy dice hanging on the rear view. It had been “bitchin’” with the 8 ball gearshift cover, and I was [...] Read more:Manly
, Brains
, Scientific
Our Big Trip Part 14- Maryland and Washington, D.C. 2008-02-07 12:37:29 Every now and then, I import one of these “Our Big Trip” posts over from the site we used as our traveling diary while we were on Our Big Trip. Today is a now and then day.
The background info about Our Big Trip is here.
Sunday, October 19:
Beth went to Ellicott City, and I got on my [...] Read more:Maryland
, Washington
Groundhog Day and Family Business 2008-02-04 09:46:15 As you are probably well aware, on Saturday the 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil, the most famous groundhog of all time, emerged from his burrow at Gobbler’s Knob around 7:25 am and saw his shadow. This means there will be six more weeks of winter.
The gate to Gobbler’s Knob, in case you’re interested, opened at 3 am [...] Read more:Groundhog
, Family
, Business
, Groundhog Day
The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part, Ah, Deux Plus Deux 2008-02-01 09:01:41 All right folks, here we go. With the excitement at a fever pitch in expectation of the big picks from the humor-blogs community, it’s time we cut the crap, got down to brass tacks and talked turkey.
For those of you who figured I was a shoe-in to win this thing (which was, of course, everyone), [...] Read more:Humor
, Blogs
, Postseason
January 30th, the Most Wonderful Day of the Year 2008-01-30 08:05:18 It was a few January
30ths ago, in a little hospital in Trenton, NJ, that my life changed. I didn’t know it changed at the time, because I had six more weeks to incubate. Anyway, on this day, my lovely wife was born.
I know that it’s funny for married people to joke about how terrible married life is, but [...] Read more:Wonderful
Yet Another Celebrity Guest Blogger 2008-01-28 10:49:04 Our special celebrity guest blogger today is writing from an uncharted desert isle.
“Three years. It’s been three years. I can’t believe it. It was only supposed to be a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
Who found the tree sap for the pancake syrup? Me. Who saved everyone from the WWII vet who didn’t know the [...] Read more:Celebrity
, Guest
, Blogger
Avatars Made of Boogies Melt Into the Sea… Eventually 2008-01-25 13:18:49 YOU: “Dude, like when are you going to update your blog?”
ME: “IDK.”
YOU: “Plus, I posted a really funny post I think you would love but you haven’t visited my blog!”
ME: “IK.”
YOU: “And I heard you have some pictures and you’re gonna put up some picture posts and they’re gonna be great! When is that gonna [...] Read more:Avatars
A Celebrity Guest Blogger, We Have Today 2008-01-21 09:58:52 From a planet in the Dagobah System, a special celebrity guest blogger:
“Old am I, and troubles my arthritis does the humidity here. And believe the size of the bugs you would not. Take off with an R2 unit could they. Strong with me the force is, though ten Death Stars would you need to this [...] Read more:Celebrity
, Guest
, Blogger
, Today
The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part, Um, Deux Plus One 2008-01-18 09:02:24 Dear Howie Long (ex-NFL player and current CBS football analyst),
Your manliness impresses me most impressively. Your rugged good looks and muscular frame make you a natural for television commercials, I am quite sure. But please, Howie, please, just take a peek in a dictionary the next time you try to use a 75 cent word. The Giants did not [...] Read more:Humor
, Blogs
, Postseason
Being, Nothingness and The Band Meme 2008-01-16 07:49:56 Kuanyin left on comment on my last post asking if I did memes and tagging me if I did. My response was to shout at my monitor, curl up in a fetal position, suck my thumb for 30 minutes then throw my computer out the window. After I went out and bought a replacement computer, [...]
Out-Seducing Carmen Electra’s Seductive Seduction Suggestions 2008-01-14 09:55:25 Since The Fearless Frog (my financial alias) retired a week or so ago, I have been racking my brain trying to figure out how to once again serve the online community with generosity and fervor. I scoured the human psyche for that void, that need, that desire we all share. Then, while I was in line at the [...] Read more:Seducing
, Carmen
, Electra
The Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest, Part Deux 2008-01-10 20:17:20 After a glorious first week in the annual Humor
-Blogs
NFL Postseason
Pickfest I am in second place. Oh sure, some of you Naysaying Neds or Moping Myrnas might say, “Dude. There are only two people participating.” (The other one is Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood). But I am a half-full kind of guy. Like in the [...]
Claritin-D, For All Your Drug Manufacturing Needs 2008-01-07 11:07:59 I was feeling a bit ill this weekend, so I spent most of it on the couch watching the football games. Yes, it appears that after a blistering regular season I have run into a bit of a Schottenheimer Syndrome in dropping two out of my first four playoff picks. But we shall address that [...] Read more:Manufacturing
, Needs
Frogster on Sports (Because “Frogster on Tuna” Would Give You the Wrong Idea) 2008-01-04 21:44:48 Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood and I have been talking about the NFL playoffs, because, well, who hasn’t? He asked if I would like to do a cross-post sort of thing where we go head to head. I said okay but two days ago I discovered a serious computer problem (Sony’s evil, subversive and illegal copy [...] Read more:Sports
, Wrong
The Frogster’s Predictions for 2008 2007-12-31 17:31:27 Remember, you read it here first.
1. The metric system will finally catch on in The United States. I have a good feeling about this one.
2. Lexus will come out with a car that not only parks itself, but also blows raspberries at Hyundais.
3. The Who will embark on their seventeenth “Farewell Tour.”
4. National Fruitcake Day [...] Read more:Predictions
A Meme Post Without Using the Word “Meme” As A Bad Pun in the Title 2008-03-07 08:30:14 Remember, you have until the next exciting edition of the Clay Pigeon humor magazine, coming Monday, March 10th, to submit an entry in THE BIG FUN SPAM COMMENT NUMBER GUESSING CONTEST FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
Rickey Henderson tagged me to do this meme. According to Rickey, I’m supposed to look up 15 of my favorite movies on IMDB, [...] Read more:Title
The Rise of… ¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!! 2008-03-13 23:14:46 Like an open A chord strummed on an electric guitar plugged into a Marshall stack, like that first sip of coffee in the morning, like that shooshy sound you get when your toilet unclogs after fevered plunging, he emerges…
¡¡¡Tu Pacana Virica!!!
Tu Pacana Virica strikes fear in the hearts of evildoers in his green spandex outfit. [...]
A Frog Bog Expose- The Secret Peep Underworld 2008-03-23 10:23:33 The Frogster reporting.
Easter. For some, a time of peace, joy, renewal. For others, merely a day off of work. Spring is arriving, the scent of flowers is in the air, the birds are chirping, and we all sit back, enjoying the moment by biting the heads off of our little chocolate bunny rabbits.
Nothing says Easter [...] Read more:Expose
, Underworld
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