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Guess how this press conference gets interrupted 2008-05-20 07:20:05 Dont cheat and hover over the title. Guess
. Is it:
1: The speaker stands up but his trousers fall down to reveal his ass tattoo. It's a unicorn.
2: A Penis/Helicopter hybrid flies across the room requiring security to knock it out the air.
or 3: The guest speaker is introduced only to fall over in an act of alcohol induced clumsiness and lands on a reporter. Read more:conference
Things not to do on LSD: Episode 1. 2008-05-20 05:06:34
Or "Acid junkies draw the funniest things" (On their GCSE biology exams)
I wish I had a kung fu gland. Read more:Episode
Wii calls a girl fat, bans Hitler. 2008-05-20 04:51:46 I don't really get that American headline way of putting , instead of and. Seems weird, odd. I'm doing it too much, cant stop. Hitler
link is in the title, The fat girl link is here. Read more:Wii
, calls
Bakery Fakery 2008-05-19 10:39:23 The best thing since sliced head.
Other bad puns(/buns) include:
Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. (unless toated)
Biting the hand that feeds you.
He's got a bit of a glazed look on his face. (He's probably Danish)
(Puns = lazy writing) Read more:Bakery
Man with World's Stickiest Hand 2008-05-15 05:06:06 I apologise for the title. It was for comedy purposes and gives me great shame. I will reflect on what I have done, ask forgiveness from the comedy gods and will no longer imply street performers do their tricks with bodily fluids. I think there's a lesson here for us all. Read more:World
Gervais blog 2008-05-13 09:44:37 As you'd expect, some pretty funny stuff of Gervais
mucking around whilst working on his new film 'This Side of the Truth'.
On a related note I want a NerfGun. How cool were they? Unless it was windy when it became more effective to just throw the bullets. Is there anything funnier than shooting your sister in the back of the head when she's not looking? Answer: Monkey dressed as clown.
SUPER EFFECTIVE 2008-05-12 06:16:32 If you played Pokemon (the video game, screw those crappy cards) as a kid, there's win here. If you didn't, go stick a (team) Rocket up your ass.
Pretty new comic, only 3 strips so far.
God is angry. It's your fault. 2008-05-09 09:30:45 Yep. Gods finally showing some balls (possibly literally, who knows). Bout bloody time. But where's this smiting I here so much about. What a gyp. Read more:angry
The Art of Video Game Writing 2008-05-08 06:49:00 This article looks at how much emphasis is placed on writing in the context of making a video game.
'The gameplay comes first when you’re making a video game, art second, and plot in straggling third place.'
Which is why video games will never replace films/books. It can't compete in story telling ability. It may become a bigger industry than films/books, but I don't think that necessarily me Read more:Video Game
Time to jump on the next social networking band wagon 2008-05-07 08:29:57 Facebook is sooooo 2007, It's all about Twitter I hear. Sign up (www.twitter.com, you douche baaags) then add "saulmartin" as a friend. OR text 'follow Saul2' to 07624801423. Its all free, so don't worry your pennies. DO IT. Read more:networking
Download List 2008-05-06 04:38:10 Does what it says in the title, feel free to edit and add.
1#: Diary of the Dead - George Romero, zombies, camcorder. Sounds familiar but still worth a watch.
2#: In Bruges - Gangster film with the awesome Ralph Fiennes.
3#: The Evil Dead - He fights of zombies with a freeking chainsaw.
4#: Idiocracy - From the director of Office Space.
5#: Rushmore - Bill Murray + Wes Anderson.
6#: Read more:Download
David Blaine holds breath (but not my interest) 2008-05-02 05:30:25 An impressive feat. I struggle to hold things in my hand that long. Or thoughts in my head. I blame my short attention span on the internet, forcing me to try and keep track of a million things. It IS awesome though. Hey, I wonder if any new LOLcats have been made. brb. Read more:David
, Blaine
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Nathan Barley appears to have started the web shop of my dreams... 2008-05-02 05:25:21 Seriously I could go to the site, close my eyes, randomly click, and happily buy whatever comes up. I never realized I wanted to paint my own vinyl toy robot so much. Also my laptop NEEDS a cool decal on it. And how the hell have I survived without mario figures? And these wallets! Read more:Nathan
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I got the worst F***ing attorneys 2008-05-23 08:05:18 Lawyer Lionel Hutz: Ut-oh, we've drawn Judge Snider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You Did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."
Anyway, the links about R Kelly
Who doesn't want to beat up superman? 2008-05-23 06:23:28
This is him in that new Mortal Kombat vs DC comics game. I'm not sure how they're going to deal with the whole "he's basically immortal and shouldn't really ever lose a fight to anyone" thing, but I'm guessing kryptonite will be involved.
As for the game itself, only four conmfirmed characters so far: scorpion, sub zero, batman and Superdicky here, and there's going to be no fatalities, bad move
Abandoned futuristic 60's city 2008-05-27 06:54:54 Cool pics of an abandoned futuristic
looking housing development found within the forests of Taiwan. The locals claim it's haunted. Read more:Abandoned
Come for the strange/fascinating culture, stay for the incompetent/generous drug police. 2008-05-28 05:37:44 "Hi, mom?... err yeah... it looks like I'm going to be extending my stay over here...why?....No reason really, everything is just....cool......here.......hang on I need to get some crisps............hello?...who's this?....Oh right yeah....sorry I was laughing at the toilet....how long am I staying here?....Not sure.....another 90 gram...er I mean days I guess....or weeks.......lets say months.... Read more:culture
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Displacements 2008-05-29 09:51:34 Film the events occuring in a room. Spray the room white and project the events back into the room. Has a visually striking effect. Makes me feel like I'm in someone's head looking at their memories. A bit spooky really.
How do you eat yours? 2008-05-29 07:49:37 I bite the top off, then eat the "yolk", then eat the rest of the "shell". How about you Bill?
"I do this:"
Fuck you Bill. Fuck you and your whole rube-goldberg machine building operation. Still, pretty cool. And who the hell is Bill?
Top 10 things science can't explain 2008-05-29 05:56:15 'can't' or 'is too lazy to'. Hey. Science. 'How many marshmellows can a person fit in there mouth' isn't a real science experiment (answer: 34). And we all know CERN is just a disguise for some awesome themepark ride (The Collider! Coming soon). I mean, it's in Switzerland. Party Central! I'll take 1-5, you take 6-10 job's a good'n. Read more:things
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The 3.98 degrees of Kevin Bacon 2008-05-30 06:05:26 Because everyone should indulge their inner geek. Helps if you've played the wiki games before. (Click on Billy Jean King. The detail is staggering) Read more:Kevin
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Japanese English students + dinosaur comics = win 2008-05-30 04:44:28 I might have linked to this before, cant remember. Anyways, dinosaur
comics ( a web comic that always has the same frames of dinosaurs, but the text is different each time) are given to Japanese
students learning English
, they write their own scripts. Interesting results ensue. People is sometimes kind. Heres the Korean version too.
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