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Abstract Satellite Images of Earth 2008-07-15 10:45:12 Warning: Non-funny images
These images are in no way funny and any attempts to derive humour from them will only leave you a broken man desperately craving a beer. And a sandwich. A chicken sandwich. With BBQ sauce and cheese. Melted cheese. Dammit! Got to stop ending warnings with melted cheese. Read more:Abstract
, Satellite
, Images
, Earth
Fleep 2008-07-15 08:27:29 Locked in a phone box surrounded by concrete. How would you handle the situation? (If you answered 'by crying' then you fail. If you ansered 'shouting "help!"' then you fail. If you answered 'by making oragami and drinking own urine' then...)
A little from Row A, a little from Row B.... Oh and C, Probably D... 2008-09-17 06:00:58 Then I got to the last one which told me I'm I a "border dependent" (Cant stand state-lines though, (Also, did they forget type 10; "drinking because of impending credit crunch related doom" (thats all I do these days, drink whiskey from the bottle and polish my shotgun ready for that damn credit to come crunching through the front door, I'll show him/it/them(It's them right?))?)). Read more:little
, Probably
Want to join a gang? Commit a crime in Brazil 2008-09-11 10:49:45 Nothing stops the spread of crime
like assigning criminals a gang. At least they get an education. And a vocation. Keeps them off the streets. Yep, Brazil
is the envy of crime preventing institutions around the world.
What's the Best Adult Diaper? 2008-09-11 06:50:54
'Eventually I consumed enough liquor to muster the courage to wear them wet. Unfortunately, consuming all that liquor also mustered enough urine to make the testing process one of the more unpleasant experiences of my life. Read more:Adult
, Diaper
They said he was some kind of scientist.... 2008-09-09 04:31:41 The mafia religion, Church of Scientology, is being investigated for possible fraud charges. Possible defence options:
My Thetan told me to do it
Science told me to do it
A man on a boat told me to do it
Insanity Read more:scientist
Artists are already unstable enough. Dont give them guns. 2008-09-02 10:38:20 Wait. What am I saying! Awesome, make sure this fulls in to the hands of the most absinthe drenched, communist sympathising, drug fueled artist of them all. Does it come in Tank form? Read more:Artists
Google Chrome - Cool app, bad name 2008-09-02 07:40:15 Apparently the browser wars are back on. Not nearly as violent as most of the other " [noun] wars", but still, should be fun. Read more:Google
, Chrome
Prepare to have nightmares 2008-09-01 07:14:12 And possibly daymares. Although 'daymare' doesnt really cojure any scary visions. Sounds like what I imagine a country gentleman would call his horse when he wants to make a town visit. 'Prepare the daymares, I wish to gild my hat'. It's not fair. Why does he get to gild items of clothing when I can't even afford meals with three types of thing on it.
What will life be like in the year 2008? 2008-08-27 07:46:25 Not the most embarressing of predictions but still lacking in the best inventions we were promised (slave robots, flying cars, 4 hour work days). I'm not bitter or anything, just, you know, where the fuck's my flying car. The main difference I felt from the article written then to how they would be written now is the swing from optimism to pessimism. I mean, what kind of idiot doesn't predict kill
BuyMyShitPile 2008-10-03 08:32:15 Don't take this title too literally, although I haven't looked through all of them. Looks like the internet is going to have to save the economy. Again.
MY SANDWICH?! 2008-10-03 07:49:00 yep your sandwich Ross... what are you gonna do abou...HOLY CRAP HE'S EATING ME! HELP!
Now that would've been a good way to end Friends.
Disorderly Woman 2008-10-01 04:03:35 '....a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids, and blocking traffic.'
'Baaa!'
'Excuse me maam, but cows dont bleat'
'I'm being disordarly. Woof!'
Oh Europe, you so crayyyzah 2008-09-29 06:37:59 Not Japan, tenticles, hello kitty, humiliating game show style crazy, more of a wacky uncle, drug induced, really bad fashion sense style crazy. Oh and just incase you were interested... Read more:Europe
Petrov Day 2008-09-26 07:22:03 or 'How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb'-day.
Truely, the greatest generation... 2008-09-25 07:42:08 If they actually did medals for video game war, I would stand to get several hundred bravery related purple hearts... Or maybe several thousand war-crime related tribunals, difficult to judge, what with all the shooting at stuff...
Nah-ah. T'is your turn to tidy. 2008-09-24 09:05:14 Oh dear god! Wheres the cat? (...meow...) Wait! You hear that? (....meow!...) Yeh, I heard it too! He must be under that pile. ...../diggin.... Hey, there's the little AARRGGHH!.../mauling. Also, the cat was a tiger.
The Credit crunch - brought to you by Lolcats: 2008-09-19 09:40:20 Lower Middle Class: OH HAI! I CAN HAS HOUS?
Bank: I HAS A SUBPRIME MORTGAGE OFFR 4 U. LET ME SHOW U IT.
Lower Middle Class: KOOL. LOL!
Couple years later...
Lower Middle Class: U MEANS I HAS TO PAY MORE EVERY MONTHS? FAIL
Bank: OH NOES! WE WERE COUNTIN ON UR PAYIN US
Lower Middle Class: NO, THEY BE TAKIN' MAH HOUS
Bank: ALL UR HOUSES ARE BELONG TO US. BUT NO ONE BUYIN'!
Travel trip '09 anyone? 2008-10-22 05:03:36 Would be awesome to go see these (24 hour zombie games?). Although I wouldn't mind doing SXSW next year, and maybe an american road trip. Or maybe South America, or Africa, or Japan.... England sucks. Keeping on that note, I've just signed up for the bath half marathon...Stupid? Yes... Idiotic? Yes... Read more:Travel
Cartoon off 2008-10-17 05:45:49
The New Yorker's comic off with XKCD. Not as many catagories as there should have been. This is my favourite which shows the New Yorker's Farley Katz drawing his favourite animal eating his favourite food. Read more:Cartoon
Pollster predictions 2008-10-16 08:53:01 How things are shaping up. Posted mainly because I love interactive maps. They rule. Honestly. If I have cancer, please tell me in interactive map form.
'When I hover the cursor over the image of my head it comes up saying 'cancer'....coooool!'
I know what people want to read. Insanity. 2008-10-15 07:00:31
It was Yes's popular mandate and upbeat attitude that swung it for him. Third part candidate 'Maybe' wasnt even presented as an option.
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Your new favorite game? 2008-10-14 07:17:08 Possibly. Looks like I might be cancelling those 360 game pre-orders, going on the hunt for a HD-TV, and convincing Dave to buy a PS3. Shooting people is sooo September 08, there's a new type of physics to experiment with.
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