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Consequences in America 2008-06-02 14:03:11 Consequences in America
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A girl rushed over to her husband..
Darling,
My children and your children are beating our children..!!’
Every man needs a 2008-06-02 13:58:29 Every man needs a,
Beautiful wife,
Intelligent wife,
Loving wife,
Adjusting wife,
Ana cooperative wife,
But it’s sad that law allows only one wife….
Amazing News 2008-06-02 13:52:39 Amazing News . . .
The Japanese Have produced a camera . . .
That has such a fast shutter speed,
It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut . . . ;-> Read more:Amazing
Never kiss a police woman 2008-06-02 13:44:52 Never kiss a police woman
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she ‘ll say stop and hands up.
Never kiss a nurse she ‘ll say next please.
Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.
I am giving you job as a driver 2008-06-02 13:40:49 Boss: I am giving you job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: you are great sir!
Starting salary is o.k. but??
How much is DRIVING salary….? ;->
If you are going through HELL then 2008-06-02 13:37:19 If you are going through HELL then ???
Then ??
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Then ??
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Then ??
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Keep going . . . . ;->
What do we get on 14th August 2008-06-03 10:03:59 Teacher : because of Quaid-E-Azam hard work,
What do we get on 14th August
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Students : A Holiday.. ;->
Study 2008-06-03 10:01:22 I Love you
I want you
I like you
I miss you
I talk you
All these sentences r the examples of “PRESENT INDEFINITE”
Tomorrow we will study “PRESENT CONTINUOUS” ;-> Read more:Study
GHOST RIDER 2008-06-03 09:58:37 G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward their numbers to me…
Don’t worry about my life. . .
I am a professional. . .
GHOST RIDER… ;->
Attendance in college 2008-06-03 09:56:23 I always give 100%
Attendance in college:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
A Touching Story 2008-06-03 09:54:52 A Touching Story… ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returned the love bite to the mosquito. . .
The next day. . .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .
What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha
True love is like an pillow 2008-06-03 09:53:08 True love is like an pillow
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You can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace
When you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
If you really want to know the meaning of life 2008-06-03 09:51:13 If you really want to know the meaning of life . . . ???
Then . . .
Then . . . .
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Look in the Dictionary . . . ;->
A vegetarian eating a chicken 2008-06-03 09:49:31 A vegetarian eating
a chicken piece for the first time in his life
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dies because of
BIRD FLU
70 year old man asked his wife 2008-06-03 09:46:55 70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all,
Even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.
How Indian Professors speak English 2008-06-03 09:26:21 How Indian Professors speakEnglish
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1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
4. All of you stand in a straight circle!
5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away
6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i [...]
A husband said to his wife 2008-06-05 14:08:38 After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied,
Yes dear,
I know but I was in love and didn’t notice.
When things go wrong 2008-06-05 14:03:31 When things
go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes,
just let me know,
Because i want be there for you.
I am selling TISSUE.
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
A man went to a painting exhibition 2008-06-05 14:00:36 A man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow!
Painting of this monkey look like real
Artist: i am sorry sir!
You are standing in front of mirror
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS 2008-06-05 13:58:32 EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
Lady drinking coke 2008-06-05 13:57:09 Lady drinking coke,
Machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out,
Machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
Machhar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!
What do I do when I see someone 2008-06-05 13:55:00 What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !
I want you to be with me 2008-06-05 13:52:43 I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant,
To have Candle Light Dinner,
And say those three sweet words to you….
Pay The Bill.
What happened to your mobile 2008-06-05 13:50:40 What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.
I am marrying next week 2008-06-05 13:48:19 Hi! i am marrying
next week.
There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…
so i am inviting you…
Don’t bring any gift with you…
Just bring someone to marry me
Do you have any sentimental love cards 2008-06-05 13:46:32 Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
It says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya 2008-06-09 12:52:46 Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….
What is a BEST and WORST 2008-06-09 12:50:13 What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST LOVER among all your Friends
JOLLY UNCLE
Cat and elephant 2008-06-09 12:48:44 CAT: how old are you?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: but you look big?
ELEPHANT: I am a com plan boy
CAT: I am 30 years old.
ELEPHANT: 30? You LOOK SO
SMALL
CAT: I am a “santoor girl”
keep smiling…….!! Read more:elephant
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