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Short jokes-Dinner 2008-05-25 02:02:00 Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and No. Read more:Short
, Dinner
Obama to raise ghost army- attack oil companies 2008-05-27 10:04:26 Obama addresses the troops.
Gaining inspiration from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Barack Obama plans to "raise
an unbeatable army of the fallen" to go after "unscrupulous lenders, oil companies, forces of division in politics, supporters of Bush's failed policies, voices of the past, the hopeless, and Pakistan."
Obama will recruit the army by using his "healing powers to free the sold Read more:Obama
, attack
Curious miscellaneous pictures 2008-05-27 05:45:00 Click the photos to EnlargeHimake sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!If you like the post, please share with friends:) Subscribe in a reader Read more:Curious
Baby Boy Joke 2008-05-27 03:36:56 Happy with their two beautiful teenage daughters, but still wanting a son, a couple decided to try one more time. After months of effort, the wife finally became pregnant, and nine months later she delivered a baby boy.
The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to discover the ugliest child [...] Read more:Baby Boy
Adult jokes-Talk on Sex 2008-05-27 02:06:00 A minister gave a talk to the Lion`s Club on sex.When he got home he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he`s only tried it twice. Read more:Adult
Really funny jokes-Drop dead! 2008-05-27 02:05:00 Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue play standing until Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, "Ok, me lads, someone has to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"They draw straws. Liam Gallagher picks the short one.
Look at those eyes! 2008-05-27 02:00:55 Look at those eyes!
Karen send us this photo of “Tess”.
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Strange Bicycles 2008-05-28 22:35:00 Click the photos to EnlargeHimake sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!If you like the post, please share with friends:) Subscribe in a reader Read more:Strange
, Bicycles
Little Willie Winkle Limerick 2008-05-28 18:33:05 Little Willie
Winkle,
with a thirst for gore,
stapled his sister to the door,
“Now Willie”, his mother said with humor quaint,
“Don’t do that, you’ll scratch the paint”. Read more:Limerick
Samantha Carter of Stargate for McCain’s vice president. 2008-05-28 09:31:20 Can Hillary of Kathleen Sibelius work a leather cat uniform like SamanthaCarter
?
Michael Medved goes over McCain
's running mate choices today on Townhall. I'm grateful to Medved for his sound analysis, but he neglects one outside-the-box choice, former Stargate
SG-1 team member Samantha Carter. The Asymmetric staff (thanks, honey) has prepared the following addendum to Medved's list:
Pros:
1.
Do you know the speed of these cars? 2008-05-28 08:33:00 Continue Reading to know more and bigger picturesHimake sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!If you like the post, please share with friends:) Subscribe in a reader
What do You See ? 2008-05-28 06:47:00 TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE.WHAT DO YOU SEE?CHECK THE EXPLANATION BELOW.YOU'LL FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING.You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannotidentify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memoryassociated with such a scenario.What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!So, I guess we've already pr
I swear I didn't do it. 2008-05-28 02:06:53 Tabatha send us this photo of Jonny.
Thank you for submitting your photo.
We note that swears that he did not.
That would have made Jonny
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Funny adult jokes-Premature ejaculation 2008-05-28 02:06:00 Husband suffering from premature ejaculationA young couple on the brink of divorce decided to visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asked the wife about the problem."My husband suffers from premature ejaculation," she said."Is this true?" the counselor asked, turning to the husband."Well, not exactly," he replied. "She's the one who suffers, not Read more:Funny
, Premature
Short humor jokes-Surrounded 2008-05-28 02:05:00 Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction!!" Read more:Short
How Eiffel Tower was built 2008-05-29 13:21:00 Click the photos to EnlargeHimake sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!If you like the post, please share with friends:) Subscribe in a reader Read more:Eiffel
, Tower
Wooden Mobile Phone 2008-05-29 13:16:00 Click the photos to EnlargeHimake sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!If you like the post, please share with friends:) Subscribe in a reader Read more:Wooden
, Mobile
Wedding Dress Joke 2008-05-29 04:13:39 AÂ young lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his mom, and later in the day meets up with his father and asks his opnion, [...]
Cooper sleeping 2008-05-29 02:10:21 Erin send us this photo of cooper.
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Sleeping Cooper
.
This is a picture if that inspiring.
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Adult jokes-Desperate boyfriend 2008-05-29 02:06:00 This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?""What? You're crazy!" she said."Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you.""Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody...""At this time of the night no one will Read more:Adult
, Desperate
, boyfriend
Really funny jokes-Life and Death Statistics 2008-05-29 02:05:00 A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?""Really," he said, "have you tried mouthwash?" Read more:Statistics
Kids jokes-New baby 2008-05-29 02:04:00 For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy
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