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Buy This Movie, Guys! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 At long freaking last, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie is again available on DVD. It was released yesterday, and for anyone who doesn't own it yet, or who wants a chance to replace an old VHS copy, I have this advice to offer you: Run out and buy it ...
Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz Drunk on Set of ‘Vegas’ 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It's long been a topic of entertainment gossip that, in order to make their performances seem "real," the director got AshtonKutcher
and Cameron
Diaz drunk during the filming of certain scenes in "What Happens in Vegas
" -- but now there's proof. It's kind of interesting to see the ... Read more:Ashton Kutcher
What Happens in Vegas 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 2.5]
What Happens in Vegas
is Hollywood's next entry in a seemingly endless string of romantic comedies which try to market themselves to both the male and female demographics.
The trailer is full of wild, loud party shots of the movie's attractive stars living it up in glamorous Las ...
Who’s on Force 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It's been almost ten minutes since I posted something about Star Wars, so I'd better remedy that situation doublequick. Read more:Force
Errors of Comedy 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [display_podcast]
Open wide your ears and hearken unto us as we engage in a surprisingly serious discussion of The State of the Comedy
.* On the table are such diverse topics as:
Judd Apatow: Why don't you stop?
Wayans Brothers: Too many?
Satire: Where it go?
Stripes: Definitely pretty good
*The President shall from time to time ... Read more:Errors
On Behalf of Silent Films 0000-00-00 00:00:00 You guys, for real. I know most people these days aren't interested in anything more than six weeks old, but that's insane. Just as brand new does not immediately equal good, nor does old equal bad. And yet there are people who won't even watch movies that are in black ... Read more:Silent
, Films
Big-Haired Idiot Not to Sing 0000-00-00 00:00:00 So Quantum of Solace, the upcoming 395th film in the James Bond series, is not going to have its title song sung by Amy Winehouse, who apparently can't stop using drugs and getting in fights and recording songs that sound exactly like Easy Reader's theme from The Electric Company. But ...
Made of Honor 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 2]
A word of warning: You can often tell by the title design of a film -- the way the name of the movie, and its credits, are displayed during the opening sequence -- what kind of movie it's going to be. For example, a horror movie might be more ...
Easy Rider 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 1.5]
The folks at the American Film Institute would have you believe they know best, but if I made a list of the 100 greatest movies, Easy Rider
wouldn’t be anywhere near it. It defines an era and an attitude, they say. It encapsulates the disenfranchised soul-searching of an entire ...
Pineapple Express Trailer: The Greatest Video of All Time 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I hate stoner movies. I know what their appeal is, and I don't hate potheads or preach about drug use -- I just hate their movies. I think movies like Half Baked are boring, and use "carefree wackiness" to as an excuse for making a substandard, endlessly irritating ... Read more:Express
, Trailer
, Greatest
Fantastic Four: Not So Fantastic? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 What with a new comic book movie being released every thirteen minutes or so, I got to thinking about the members of the superhero team known as the Fantastic
Four. The name pretty much comes right out and promises greatness, doesn't it? But the product doesn't deliver. They aren't so ... Read more:Fantastic Four
Five Days to Indy! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Taped to my bedroom wall is a sealed envelope with all the treasures a man could ask for inside it.
On the outside of the envelope is printed the following legend:
Break Seal In Case Of Indiana Jones
That's right, the envelope holds my tickets to the long awaited fourth Indiana Jones picture, ...
Attack of the Clones 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 0]
I hope you guys appreciate all I do for you. I could review an easy movie—Stripes, for example, or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Watching those would be enjoyable. Heck, it would even be a downright good time. Instead, I am willing to put myself through the unimaginable terror ... Read more:Clones
Great Books, Shitty Movies 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Any time you go to a movie that’s based on a novel, you’re bound to hear some fat guy who wants to look smart proclaiming that “the book was better.” Usually he’s right, of course. But since everyone already knows that the book is almost always better, the only reason ... Read more:Great
, Books
Cannes Likes Indy! …sort of 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull debuted at the Cannes
Film Festival, for some reason, on Sunday.
Recently, the producers of Hollywood blockbusters have decided to use the prestigious, artsy fartsy international awards show to showcase their... let's say, more mainstream projects. A few years ago The Da ...
An Indiana Jones Limerick 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Poor Indy, his luck's just the worst.
When the Well of Souls opened, he cursed.
There were audible gasps
And then Sallah said "Asps!
"Very dangerous! You should go first!" Read more:Indiana
, Limerick
, Indiana Jones
Raiders of the Lost Ark 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 5]
I’m not gonna lie to you: Raiders
of the Lost Ark might be my favorite movie. It’s definitely the movie I’ve seen the most times. In fact, I’ve probably seen it more times than Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi put together. Crammed into ...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 3.5]
Once upon a time, Lucasfilm put out two trilogies of great movies. Everyone loved them and longed for more, but it seemed each series was destined not to go beyond three entries. Then, many years later, some sequels to one of those trilogies finally arrived. Everyone got their panties ... Read more:Indiana
, Kingdom
, Crystal
, Skull
, Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones Merchandise: Available Forever 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Just a quick note to point out the fact that MSNBC.com has a kind of okay article posted about all the merchandising and delicious snack foods associated with the new Indiana
Jones movie:
And they even get a Jar-Jar Binks joke in there. As we all should. Read more:Indiana Jones
, Merchandise
, Forever
My Beef with Roger Ebert 0000-00-00 00:00:00 After Mark and me, the only movie reviewer I think isn't chock full of shit is Roger
Ebert. Sure, there are times when I disagree with his positions, but I think he's usually right about things. And most importantly, when I don't think he's right, I can at least see ...
Breakfast of Champions 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Even as I type these words, I'm eating Kellogg's Limited Edition Indiana Jones Chocolate Cereal with Marshmallows. Can you believe it? You'd better believe it. I'm a man who loves special edition foodstuffs, especially when they're tied in with a movie or a holiday, and lord knows I'm a man ... Read more:Breakfast
, Champions
Tom Cruise vs. Dr. Drew: Scientology Takes on Psychiatry 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I don't like updating you guys on celebrity gossip. I like to think our audience is smarter than the droves of "baby bump watchers" out there, who would slaughter their own spouse to hear the latest tidbit on a celebrity marriage.
But this one was just a little too good ... Read more:Cruise
, Psychiatry
, Tom Cruise
Godfather Help 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Listen up, smarty pantses. I am in serious need of some help figuring something out in The Godfather
, and I figure maybe you guys can help me. I've only seen the movie about a million times, and apparently that isn't enough. So come on, what's up?
Who cuts off that horse's ...
Voyage of Discovery 0000-00-00 00:00:00 As you already know, I'm a huge fan of the Indiana Jones movies. I like everything about them. (I like everything about the first three, that is. I only like most things about the fourth one.) And liking everything about them has led me to a shocking discovery.
One thing I ... Read more:Voyage
, Discovery
Swing Vote 0000-00-00 00:00:00 [rating: 3.5]
Moviegoers in search of political satire have had a rough time these past few years, as Hollywood has backed away from the genre due to America's contentiously divided electorate. Sure, the electorate has always been divided, but rarely with as much venom and animosity as we have seen ...
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