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10 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter 2008-05-31 12:20:02 Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbo Read more:Final
Save Trees - Kill People 2008-06-03 10:28:32 Don't know how many accidents this might have caused...Laugh--IT--Out
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Proffesionals for Mars 2008-06-02 12:46:56 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he couldn't return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million. "I want to give a million to my
Famous Bloopers 2008-06-04 13:11:38 “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.- - - - - - - - - -Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live fore Read more:Famous
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Happy Little Old Man 2008-06-04 12:55:59 A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’ “Twenty-six! Read more:Happy
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Smart Mouse 2008-06-04 12:49:22 Well what the hell...Laugh--IT--Out
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Blonde Logics 2008-06-05 13:09:46 SPEEDING TICKETA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her verynicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your acttogether. Just yesterday you take away my license and thentoday you expect me to show it to you!"RIVER WALKThere’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and seesanother blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shou Read more:Blonde
Comments Made In 50s 2008-06-05 13:00:58 "I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’sgoing to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20." "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before$2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter apack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime ju Read more:Comments
Early Retirement 2008-06-05 12:25:05 The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pensio Read more:Early
Marriage Oneliners 2008-06-06 13:13:17 Two men were talking. First: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house n doing laundry. Second: Amazing, I took divorce for the same reason!Newly divorced woman explaining reason for splitting: We had religious differences - he thought he was God, I didn't.Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@holeJo
Always Wear A Helmet 2008-06-06 12:49:14 Not that stupid after all ...huhLaugh--IT--Out
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Bush's Postage Stamp 2008-06-06 12:43:39 George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and become furious.He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter.The chief Read more:Postage
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Blonde Cop Booking Blonde Driver 2008-06-07 13:23:00 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked. The policewoman replied, “It’s squar Read more:Blonde
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Asking For A Divorse - First Judge The Complete Situation 2008-06-07 13:05:00 A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.The husband speaks again, 'I don't want you to try and talk Read more:First
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