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Some Insult Ideas 2008-05-14 12:43:59 Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.You’re few Read more:Insult
Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek 2008-05-14 12:39:59 10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give them your IP address.9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.7. You’re amazed to find out spam is actually a food.6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and Read more:Internet
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Why it’s important to understand English… 2008-05-15 14:15:28 I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. There was a short line. Just one lady in front of me . . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?” The t Read more:English
Some Facts on Men and Women 2008-05-18 12:03:48 First Men:1. All men are extremely busy.2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off Read more:Women
The Husband Store 2008-05-18 12:01:07 A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or Read more:Husband
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One-Point Dares 2008-05-17 12:05:18 To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".Walk sideways to the photocopier.While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.Finish all your senten
Ultimate Presence Of Mind 2008-05-17 10:54:53 In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on Buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, “And this gentleman wants to buy t Read more:Ultimate
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Just Do It 2008-05-17 10:40:13 So they keep telling us....Laugh IT Out
The Man who Knows Everyone 2008-05-19 12:22:01 Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?''No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening? Gre
What Difference Time Can Make 2008-05-19 12:01:22 Dating process:6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.6 months : Of course I love U.6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?Back from Work:6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.6 months : BACK!!6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?Gifts:6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit in the living room.6 years : Here's the
Secret Of Happy Married Life 2008-05-19 11:51:20 Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."X asked, "Can you explain?"Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."Still not convinced, X asked Y Read more:Happy
George W Bush in Heaven 2008-05-20 13:56:14 Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven
. Can you prove who you really are?"Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to Read more:George
A Dirty Fork 2008-05-20 13:16:45 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who isalso the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me adirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order fromthere.”A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picksup a greasy fork. He returns to the blind Read more:Fork
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