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Life As A Bartender #1 : Getting Started
2008-03-09 03:03:11
If you want to be a bartender, have been thinking about it, or are already bartending but want to become better, the upcoming articles titled Life As A Bartender may be very valuable to you. You may have not grown up dreaming about becoming a bartender one day, but consider this: I work 3 days a week, and bring home between $800 and $1200 per week. That gives me 4 days off every week to work on my future/dreams/education/family, and enough money to survive at this moment in my life. Not to mention the people that I meet. The memories and experiences I have shared are priceless, and for that reason alone, if I could do it all over again, I would not change a thing. I'll be honest-I never planned on being a Bartender. It happened out of desperation. I was a certified home inspector for the g


Labels Created For The Stupid
2008-03-09 03:02:49
There can only be two reasons these consumer labels were created. 1. For a stupid person, or 2. By a stupid person. Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:- A Sears Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Doesn't everyone dry their hair this way? That's the only time consuming way to do it!)-On A Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)- On A Bar Of Dial Soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be... how???...)- On Some Swanson Frozen Dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).- On Tesco's Tiramisu Dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.
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St. Patrick's Day Holiday Cocktail Recipe
2008-03-09 03:01:28
What good is a Holiday without a new and fun cocktail to try? Are you going to follow the sheep, be like everyone else, and drink plain old beer? I hope not. This St. Patty's Day, Famous Martini has chosen 'Bushmill's O'Thentic Irish Kiss'for this year's official Holiday Cocktail, courtesy of Cocktail.com 1 1/2oz Bushmill's Irish Whiskey1 oz Peach Schnapps2 oz Orange Juice5 oz Ginger AleBuild in rocks glass with ice and garnish with a wedge of lime.From the Spirits Of Ireland, a book written by Ray Foley, Foley Publishing. Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM
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October Cocktail ~ The O Hurricane
2008-03-08 23:09:09
This classic New Orleans party drink is traditionally made with rum and passion fruit syrup and served in glasses shaped like hurricane lamps. The bar manager at West Hollywood’s O-Bar, (designed by Thomas Schoos), offers his interpretation: A sweet blend of fruit juices amped up with two kinds of rum.Ingredients: * Ice * 3 oz Rum * 1/2 oz DeKuyper Pucker Berry Fusion Schnapps * 1 oz Grenadine * 1 1/2 oz Lemon-Lime Soda * 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice * 1/2 oz Orange Juice * 1/2 oz Rose’s Lime Juice * 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum * 1 Orange Wedge * 1 Lime Wedge*How To Make: 1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the rum, schnapps, grenadine, soda, fruit juices, and shake well. Strain into a hurricane glass or large wine
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Famous Martini's Bartending School: GET THE PRERELEASE FOR FREE!
2008-03-08 23:07:06
I am launching a Famous Martini Bartending School for all of those who are broke and interested in Bartending but do not know how to get started. In my opinion, bartending is the easiest and quickest way to make $100-$400 per day. Bartending is the highest paying gig in the food industry, it easily works around busy school or multiple job schedules, as well anyone can do it, no matter what your education background (Unless you are an alcoholic, in that case I do not suggest bartending for a living.This is the top ten topics that will be covered in the Famous Martini Bartending EBook:1. You do NOT have to go to some expensive bartending school. I never paid a dime to go to a bartending school, and every person I work with will verify that my skills, sales & Tips are well above any other


OPRAH'S Favorite: Pomegranate Martini
2008-03-08 23:06:49
OPRAH'S Favorite : Pomegranate Martini INGREDIENTS: * 1 1/2 cups pomegranate juice * 2 oz. Absolute Citron vodka OR white tequila * 1 oz. Cointreau liquor * Cup of ice * Optional: Splash of sparkling water * Optional: Squeeze of lemonShake ingredients in a shaker and put in chilled martini glasses. Put pomegranate fruit into glass as garnish. Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM


Pissfaced Paddy
2008-03-08 23:05:38
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mica, the bartender, tells him, "You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy." Paddy replies, "OK, Mick. I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "What the...." he pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again. "Damn!" he says. He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air, he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face. "BiJ
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Scandalous Shenanigans that make people look Stupid
2008-03-08 23:05:19
It is equally funny and frustrating to me when people think they are being slick, trying to pull a fast one, when in reality their behavior is completely transparent and they are left looking like an idiotic moron. Let me elaborate. I was working in a restaurant as a bartender. Customers would continually come up to the bar and order drinks while waiting to be seated. Every night there would always be at least one jackass that would peace out without paying their bill and go off into the restaurant. And they always would have the same excuse....."Uh....I thought the bill would be transferred to the table...." Ya, right. The hell you did. There are tons of people in the bar waiting on service, and hundreds of customers in the restaurant, but I have plenty of time to walk around and try
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Please Throw Away Your Ass Eating Pants
2008-03-08 23:05:02
Before I even get into what I am about to say, let me first mention that I am not a fashion statement 24/7. I know that I have clothes that are ugly as all hell and should be burned, however if I am leaving the house, Usually I try to look at least presentable. Not for me, but for the other people around that have to look at me. It is obvious everywhere I go, not everyone has these same rules while getting dressed. Every person should (and must) have a full length mirror, an honest friend, or some way to look at their own caboose. There are asses out there being eaten alive by the very clothing that is supposed to be accentuating them. I was so embarrassed for the woman in the photo! What made it worse, is that it was in Las Vegas! Not in the sticks of Mississippi, but in VEGAS!! And
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2008-03-08 00:35:32
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Dumbass Girls Night Out
2008-03-07 23:46:22
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
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Letter from The Penis
2008-03-07 23:43:14
Letter From The Penis April 27th, 2007AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10Dear Management,I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths3- I plunge head first into everything I do4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off5- I work in a damp environment6- I don't get paid overtime7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation8- I work in high temperatures9- My work exposes me to contagious diseasesDear Penis,After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:1- You can not work 8 hours straight2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team4- You do no
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The Cop That Overdosed On Weed Brownies
2008-03-07 23:42:13
Freakin hilarious. I was in a bummed mood, and this news story cracked me up...so I knew I had to share it with everyone!!What A Dork!! Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM


Creepy A**hole
2008-03-07 23:40:43
Okay, so here goes my bitchfest.....There is this nasty,creepy,trashy, dirty ass dude that has been blowing in on one of those loud motorcycles every time I work for the past week. Just looking at him makes me throw up in my mouth. No matter what I do, he doesn't get the hint. This is the only thing I hate about my job: dealing with assholes like him. And the thing is, he is so scary, I am not to keen on the idea of pissing him off. I just deal with the bullshit, pretend to be busy, and ignore him.Okay, so I have a question for all you men:If you hit on a girl several times, and she turns you down every time, explains about her wonderful relationship, and is just trying to do her job,why the fuck would you keep trying .....?Again...and Again.....and Again..and Friggin Again..! ?Enlighten m


You Have To Read This Book
2008-03-07 23:40:12
So.....the other night, my friend Deana hands me over this book. She tells me that she already read it, and could not put it down. This is what she said to me, " You will be a different person after reading it." And you know what? I am not even halfway through it, and I get it. I know what she means. I feel different already. I do not want to give it away, just get the damn book. You'll be emailing me soon, thanking me for the recommendation. I am telling you, it is great. I am putting it on the ABSOLUTE MUST FREAKING HAVE NOW list. Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM


Quote By Judy Garland
2008-03-07 23:39:22
~In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man,rather than the applause of thousands of people.” - Judy Garland Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM
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European Women vs. American Women
2008-03-07 23:30:28
Being a Bartender, I am fortunate to meet people from all over the world. On several separate occasions, I have been asked by different patrons why American women are so huge. And, the women in their country are not as big. I'm talking people from India, Australia, England, Germany, Russia, Austria, and Africa. I myself, am a small, health conscious person, and I refuse to be fat. I am not against being fat, it is just not my personal choice. I believe the obesity problem in America is because the general public is not properly informed on nutrition. Even medical doctors get hardly any training on nutrition. Working in a restaurant, I witness people everyday shoveling in enough food for several people- eating until they are sick. Hey- whatever blows your hair back. If stuffing your stomach
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Camping Trip
2008-03-07 23:30:01
THE CAMPING TRIPSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a great dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.“And what do you deduce from that?”Watson ponders for a minute.“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and
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Choosing A Bride
2008-03-07 23:29:28
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock m
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Hollywood Martini
2008-03-07 23:28:09
In celebration of my weekend visit to Hollywood Boulevard, This week's recipe is the Hollywood Martini . Experience it before summer is whisked out from under our feet.INGREDIENTS:1. 2 oz vodka2. 1 1/2 oz black raspberry liqueur3. 1/2 oz pineapple juicePREPARATION:Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM


World's Greatest Bartender
2008-03-07 23:27:31
This is an article from Forbes.com about the Greatest Bartender In The World :The World's Greatest Bartender Charles Dubow "In every profession there is a pinnacle beyond which it is impossible to climb higher. These positions include such noble offices as President of the United States, Chief Executive Officer of General Electric, Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court and, in a slightly more modest way, head barman at the Hemingway Bar in the Hotel Ritz in Paris. There is no more famous bar in the world than the Ritz. It has been celebrated by many of the 20th century's greatest authors, including Ernest Hemingway, of course, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, and is patronized today by an international smattering of diplomats, bankers, fashion models, playboys and tycoons. One will always be wel


Coffee Dream Martini
2008-03-07 23:26:53
I have an AMAZING Coffee Martini recipe that will make you look like an absolute pro. This drink would be most appropriate as an after dinner cocktail among close friends. It is a high maintenance martini, so I do not suggest it for a large party, unless you have a bartender on duty that is prepared for the job. This recipe is more than just a martini - it is a decadent masterpiece. COFFEE DREAM MARTINIIngredients:Starbuck's Coffee LiqueurContreauWhite Creme De CocoaCold CoffeeBacardi 151 RumHeavy CreamKahluaSugarCinnamonNutmegChocolate PowderLime JuiceEquipment:10 oz Martini GlassesShaker/StrainerLong LighterJiggerInstructions:1. Coat Martini Rim with Sugar (Dip Rim in lime juice to get the sugar to stick to the glass)2. pour 1oz Bacardi 151 Rum into martini glass. Using a long lighter, l
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Things You Should Never Say During Sex
2008-03-07 23:26:15
Let's start the week off with a joke......THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY DURING SEX:1. I have to poop.2. Smile for the camera!3. Get off of me, I'll do it myself.4. You are almost as good as my ex!5. When will it start to feel good?6. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!7. I was so horny, I would of taken a sheep home.8. Keep it down, my mother will hear us9. Hey! My Friends were right! You are good!10. On second thought, let's turn the lights off.11. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked.12. Do I have to pay for this?13. No, you're too fat to be on top!14. Actually, your sister likes it this way.15. What is your name again??16. Hold up, let me change the channel.17. It's nice being next to someone I don't have to inflate. Stumble It!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in t


How To Tell You Need To Pray At Work
2008-03-13 03:57:37
When A co-worker comes in singing "Good Morning" a little too happily, and you think, "somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her,You Need To Pray At Work.When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes", and you think, "what the f*!% do they want now??" You Need To Pray At Work.When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "Which one of you sons of b!*#@%$ turned off my computer?" You Need To Pray At Work.When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "Well, at my last office...." and you want to say, "Who the f#!* cares?"You Need To Pray At Work. When you are in the elevator, and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go down one floor, and you think, "That laz


How To Rate A Hangover
2008-03-20 07:03:31
How to Rate a HangoverOnly those who have been there can identify with this......... No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is onlyincreasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM, Waffle House excursion. There is some definitehavoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of theflavored schnapps shots your alcoho


Easter Bunny Cocktail
2008-03-23 05:27:54
Have an Amazing Easter Holiday!Easter Bunny Cocktail1 1/2 oz. Dark Creme de Cacao1/2 oz. Vodka1 tsp. Chocolate Syrup1 tsp. Cherry BrandyShake Creme De Cacao and Vodka with ice. Strain over ice in a rocks glass, or serve in a chilled martini glass. Top with a float of chocolate syrup & cherry brandy.Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM
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Signs Across America
2008-03-29 02:18:17
The following pictures are funny signs from various places across the U.S.A. The creators of these masterpieces are definitely not the smartest tools in the shed. **This is to let you know that even when you are dead, the fine is still owed***You can just never see those parachutes coming.....*At least they were being creative!* Nice. This must be a real classy town.AND MY FAVORITE....* Megafucks........what kind of video store are they trying to be!HAVE AN AMAZING WEEKEND!!Have a Shameless Secret? Skeletons in the closet? Let those bastards out here.... ENTER THE CONFESSIONS FORUM
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How To Bartend - Chapter One - Writing A Resume
2008-03-27 20:49:27
Here it is.....the much anticipated FREE Famous Martini's Bartending Ebook!Every Week a new chapter will be posted - and when the final ebook is assembled, it will be available as a download. If you would like a copy emailed to you, send me a message at famousmartini@yahoo.com. This part is very easy, and is not as scary as it may seem, especially if you have never created a resume. A resume is simply a piece of paper that details a personal summary of your professional history and qualifications. It includes information about your career goals, education, work experience, skills, contact information, and objectives. The easiest and fastest way to build a resume is by going to: Register for a FREE account, and use the FREE Resume Builder. It is very simple, and wil
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Famous Martini's Bartending Ebook - Chapter 2
2008-04-10 00:16:42
So, obviously you want to be a bartender, but do you know where? Do you have experience at all? The easiest and most effective way to getting what you want is by getting your foot in the door. Start out as a barback/cocktail waitress/server/hostess, etc. Start making it known to everyone – especially the management – how badly you want to be a bartender, how it has been your lifelong dream, etc. (But don't harass people to the point of annoyance, this will only get you avoided!) Most establishments will offer opportunities to their current staff before hiring someone new. In my background, a fresh person with no experience was much easier to train and deal with than an experienced bartender. The experienced ones wanted to debate every drink recipe and start every sentence of
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Bungee Jumping
2008-04-17 02:58:47
Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico."Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance - the whole nine yards.They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.When they finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration, so Alice gears up & jumps.She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her, and she falls again,
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