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*WARNING* - GRAPHIC! A womans guide to taking a shit at her Man's House 2008-05-09 08:41:32 Alexyss K Tylor gives a well needed lesson in taking a shit at your mans house. I know there are loads of women out there "backing their shit up" when they visit thier mans house (not me of course! LOL)........Click on read more to hear Alexyss's words of wisdom - BUT BE WARNED! You probably haven't heard such a graphic commentary in your ENTIRE LIFE!I CANT WAIT TO HEAR YOU GUYS COMMENTS ON THIS! - to shit or not to shit....that is the question?!?!?!Over at blogxilla they have compiled a quick guide to go along with the video, you can check it out here: Click! Click! Click! Read more:House
DMX Arrested for Speeding 2008-05-09 05:48:09 "So what" i hear you say.....just bare with me, shortly you will understand why i have posted this.....Remember THIS IS A STORY ABOUT MULTI-PLATIUM RAP STAR DMXi digress....Heres the storyDMX was arrested earlier today (May 7) on suspicion of driving at speeds exceeding 100mph on Loop 101 through Scottsdale.On January 21, X was photographed driving at a speed of 100 miles per hour in a 65 mile per hour zone.Police arrested DMX at his home in Cave Creek and charged him with racing on a highway, reckless driving, two counts of endangerment, three counts of criminal speed and driving with a suspended license.ie: X is in deep shitBut thats not the thing.....The thing is....HIS CAR!Im not going to say anything......Just have a look for yourself and hold onto your sides and try not to die laughi Read more:Speeding
You talk too much, you're just a big mouth 2008-05-09 04:58:31 Have you ever been called a 'big mouth
'....??? If you have and your not this guy.....tell them (whoever 'they'are) to take a running jump because your mouth may never be this big....... He could eat your entire face!
PIMP MY CASKET 2008-05-09 04:54:19 We all have hopes of "going out in style", well at least i know i do. But how outlandish would you go with a coffin? Here we have a collection of the craziest coffins around........And yes there is a computer and a LCD screen built into the above coffin....just in case you need to check your emails in the afterlife......Yes these really are all coffins!Death by cigarettes? Well this would be just perfect!"Just throw me in a skip when i die"For the handbag loversThe Tommy Hilfiger Casket......I wonder if they cleared it with Tommy? What with copywrite laws and all....LOLYou can view the zany "hand made in Ghana" Coffins here:Click! Click! Click!For more crazy coffins click here:Click! Click! Click!And while we are on the sordid subject of coffins, you can plan your death date using the dea
Juror on Marijuana case takes law into her own hands 2008-05-09 04:27:13 49-year-old Cornelia Turner Mayo was fulfilling her civic duty by taking part in jury duty in Houston, Texas. Cornelia was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial. During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called. When the 45 minute break was up, Cornelia was the only one to not return to the courtroom.The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that Cornelia was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse. Cornelia was arrested for smoking a joint. All that talk about weed probably gave her a major craving.The judge told The Houston Chronicle, "I've had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana."The former juror w Read more:Juror
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Ever wondered what Amy's hair really looks like? 2008-05-08 19:19:27 Its a shame I'm posting about Amy twice in 1 day with nothing good to say........trully saddens me.....ok I'm over it.Feast your eyes on Amy's real bonnet Yes this is the same place outside the studio! Keep the Amy flow on?Amy fashion?Amy baby sitsAmy cut-eye of deathAmy skin care required?
Great ways to put on your Jeans! 2008-05-08 10:34:01 Ever woken up and said to yourself "I'm going to do a back flip off of a see-saw into my jeans"? Me neither. But this guy has with a little help from his friends..... Read more:Great
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Explore the science of a BitchSlap! 2008-05-08 09:38:15 This post has a special place in my heart and is dedicated to all those who were born in the 80's and before, it celebrates a time old tradition that cannot be appreciated today due to all the PC and 'Socially responsable' behaviour we are all expected to adhere to.Ladies and gentle I bring you the BitchSlap! The beauty lies in the scientific explanation behind one of lives most exciting 'special' moves. You see the BitchSlap is not just an assault, its an assault that is not questioned or second guess, it makes a point without saying a word, it ends arguements. The BitchSlap is the full stop of physical assaults......anyway enough rambling watch and enjoy.The way the skin moves in reaction to the slap is priceless!
I dont want a Chanel Perfume!! Get me the Chanel Rocket Launcher!! 2008-05-07 09:33:13 So its your birthday...bored of getting perfume and bath stuff?? Well heres something rather different that will still cater to your designer tastes!DESIGNER GUNS!And if these dont float your boat.....how about a Louis Vuitton Chainsaw to erm...hack away at something with?Source: DVICE Read more:Chanel
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Weird Website - MANBABIES 2008-05-07 08:38:54 How weird does this look? The father's head has been super-imposed onto the babies body and vice versa......I guess its cool but frigging ODD!! This site is dedicated to these flicks........More pics after the jump!Website Link: MANBABIES Read more:Weird
Daily dose of PURE GHETTONESS! 50 cent's chain snatched in Africa!! & Riding the subway Hood Rat style 2008-05-07 03:27:55 During 50 Cent's current tour of Africa
, a fan jumped on stage and snatched a diamond chain from the singers neck before escaping on foot from the concert venue in Angola.According to MTV, the fan grabbed the diamond encrusted necklace from the 'In Da Club' singer, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, mid-song during a G-Unit show.Video of the WHOLE INCIDENT (+more) after the jump.............On 50's personal website, ThisIs50.com a statement said: "Recently 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo were performing in Angola, Africa. Being that security was limited fans were able to interact with the group on stage." "However one fan had a different motive and bit off more than he can chew, as he attempted to run up on 50 and snatch his chain."(The chain goes at about 1:40) *UPDATE*The guy that Read more:Daily
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R Kelly takes his Hair Braiding REALLY SERIOUSLY! 2008-05-06 08:09:46 To coincide with his single “Hair Braider,” R.Kelly has created a website dedicated to fans who want to showcase their braid designs.OMG! This shit is so 1997!.......Viewers can rate the coif creations from “straight back wack” to “lookin’ like spaghetti.”I have no words for this........... Read more:REALLY
Seriously Creepy Playgrounds! 2008-05-06 07:11:17 These pictures are of nightmarish playgrounds from the former USSR. Many of the statues and contraptions still exist in Russia and the Ukraine. Below are just some pictures of more creepy shit like an evil nurse, an impaled Baba Yaga, a stuffed animal nailed to a tree and decapitated monkey heads - Kids played on everything from a dead rat to a horse hung man.SICK!Click here to see LOADS more. Read more:Seriously
Weird Website - Tampon Crafts......... 2008-05-06 06:39:27 I saw this site and seriously....WTF???You read the title correctly, this site creates "craft" items out of TAMPONS!Their tagline is: "for anytime of the month".......bletchClick read more for pics ....if you can stomach it!Wait for it......the next "craft" item is just SICK!"Bleeding Heart Earrings"Source: Tampon
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This could just be the best invention ever!!!! 2008-05-06 06:26:15 Lord knows there have been many many many inventions offered to the world, some useful, some expensive and some.....WTF???This gem below is a seriously exciting little number and I have now decided that I NEED it in my life.....how did I live without it????Please watch the video to the end....I can't believe my life was so incomplete up until this point.Hit 'Read More' you owe it to yourself.I know....I know exactly how you feel....you MUST have it also right?
Shit you might want but really don't need: The Champagne light-up thingy...... 2008-05-02 19:42:21 Karim Rashid teamed up with Veuve Clicquot to create Globalight
, a pink illuminated champagne holder that also keeps the champagne at the proper temperature for up to 2 hours. The rose hue of the Rose champagne inspired the pink glow that the globalight was created for.Limited to a run of 500 (only 50 of those will be available for the U.S. market), the Globalight will be available on Eclicquot in May for £2,225/$4,500.....That’s a pretty penny! This is clearly just for those living the glamorous life (ie those with more money than sense! but if anyone is buying - one of these would look great on my kitchen shelf!) Be sure to check out the other-worldly campaign photos after the jump.......Source: coolhunting.com Read more:Champagne
Monstrosities of Tanning 2008-05-02 10:13:20 Tanorexic, a definition: A person addicted to tanning; the disorder in which people may feel that they NEED to be tanned. Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning. Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.As a tribute to those suffering from this terrible affliction, i have put together a collection of the worst tanning monstrositys known to man........brace yourself.....ill start you off gently.....Picture collection after the jump....Wait for it.....I saved the best until last..........
Ghost Ride the Whip: Saudi Arabian Style! 2008-05-02 04:43:43 Check this out! It is truly AMAZING...."White knuckle ride" is an understatement! When i watched the video i felt like i was just waiting for the "Death-Slip"....but thankfully it didnt come....... Read more:Arabian
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The "Billy" Letters 2008-05-02 03:54:10 In the late '90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in America, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy
. What better mentor for a 10-year-old than Charles Manson? Little Billy seeks life advice, and America's most notorious killers are happy to oblige....SPECIAL DELIVERY Geerhart as an actual 10-year-old; the original envelope he received from pen pal Charles MansonAs it turns out, no group hates to disappoint a child more than convicted killers, all of whom responded promptly to Billy's questions about dropping out of school. Their letters, published for the first time, Read more:Letters
Its fun to do bad things! 2008-04-30 16:21:26 This is 7-year-old Latarian Milton of Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. He stole his grandmother's SUV Truck and took it for a joyride. Latarian and a friend of the same age (who smokes cigarettes!), drove the SUV several miles. They ran over two mailboxes, hit two parked cars and struck two moving cars before coming to a crashing halt……When asked why he did it, he said, "I wanted to do it, because it's fun. It's fun to do bad things
like drive into a car." He was also asked if he knew he could possibly kill someone, "Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend."Latarian does think he should be punished though! He said his punishment should be, "No video games for a whole weekened."He faces grand theft auto charges, but police doubt he'll be prosecuted.If I ever get pulled over by
German Artist Floats IN MID AIR! Amazing! 2008-04-30 16:10:42 Johan Lorbeer is a German
street performer. He became famous in the past few years because of his “Still-Life” Performances, which took place in public areas. His performances feature him in an apparently impossible position.With his still-life performances, this German artist seems to unhinge the laws of gravity....For hours at a time, he remains, as a living work of art, in physically impossible positions. Elevated or reduced to the state of a sculpture, he interacts with the bewildered and irritated audience, whose appetite for communication rises as time goes by, often culminating in the wish to touch the artist in his superhuman, angelic appearance in order to participate in his abilities. I know you must be intruiged about how this guy does this....you can click for a little c Read more:Amazing
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The most dangerous beach in the world! 2008-05-10 07:39:41 Holidays.......my ideal holiday is sun, sea and sand.....or SSS as we like to say. In keeping with the SSS moto there are a number of places in the world I can choose to indulge in. Ofcourse there are the places that require extra caution (Austrailia, ever noticed how almost every bite no matter how big or small can kill you in Austrailia?) so we can possibly knock them off the list. Now I don't know about you but I don't mind being under threat by nature, after all it was here first, but when your means of getting to a country is your own biggest threat that is a problem.Confused, don't quite understand the spiel above? Hit 'Read More', then it will start to make more sense.Yeah I know, I thought the same thing you just did......."They must be doctered" right? Thats why I got this live f Read more:dangerous
Let us really assess this Amy situation..... 2008-05-12 08:14:24 We have managed to keep an eye on the antics of Amy over the past couple weeks and then we come to this.....Now before I reveal the photo....let us please start a debate, the pictures below are of Amy in a park having 'sun fun'......could someone please tell me the difference between her and the supermodel next to her (aside from the poor skin quality and 'grimy' look).Now lets be honest....there
Woman with The Worlds Biggest Natural Boobs 2008-05-12 06:08:49 Norma Stitz (Her name is a word-play on "enormous tits") - Is the woman with the world's largest natural breasts!Below is a clip of Norma on a Dutch TV show....all i can say is WHOA! Read more:Natural
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There's a REAL Batmobile on sale on eBay - I WANT ONE! 2008-05-12 05:51:44 This beauty is actually an original from the 1980 movie, and it’s on eBay for a staggering $500,000.It’s the actual car used on the set of the Batman flick featuring Micheal Keaton and Jack Nicholson.LOADS OF PICS AFTER THE JUMP!Sale of this car couldn’t have come at a better time with the recent marketing for the newest Batman movie, Dark Knight, as well as the fascination with superhero fa Read more:Batmobile
Quick Lauren Hill Update 2008-05-12 05:16:41 Recent talk about L-boggy has been......well......its been......negative, thats it negative.Well here is some not so negative news....Lauren
is being asked to star in a new Bob Marley biopic, Lauren is being asked to play Rita Marley.....by none other than Rita Marley!!!!No pics on this post, but please see the press release belowRITA MARLEY is desperate for singer LAURYN HILL to portray her on sc Read more:Quick
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