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March Madness Indeed 2006-03-27 21:14:00 First and foremost, I would like to congratulate the George Mason University men's basketball team on it's sensational run to the Final Four. this team has proven a lot of folks wrong, myself included. I didn't even think they were going to beat Michigan State in the first round, but they have seemingly gotten stronger as the tournament has gone on. One thing they've proven is that they are for Read more:March
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Have a Great Weekend! 2006-03-24 22:50:00 Enjoy your Weekend
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Don't let the Ghetto Leprechauns get you!
Ghetto Leprechaun Search 2006
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<--- Going to Hell for posting such outright coonery on my blog. Don;t be suprised if this shit gets protested by the NAACP on Monday morning. It's all in fun, though.
*Updated 3/31/06* If you liked the video, check out http://www.wherethegoldat.com/ Read more:Great
How Long Before That Chicken Will Kill Me? 2005-11-17 18:22:00 For real, I need to know?
I'm about to eat some baked chicken for lunch that has been in the refrigerator since Sunday. It's Thursday now...so I know I'm living dangerously by consuming these leftovers. It was fully cooked, so I am not worried about the usual chicken fears that come from sominella poisoning. I am more worried about going through the same thing my old roommate and co-worker Kham Read more:Chicken
The Neighborhood Crazy Person 2005-08-18 07:18:00 I'm about to share a little life experience with you all, so let me know if anybody can relate to this here. I'm going to tell you all what it was like growing up in a neighborhood that has a crazy person in it.
My guess is, most people that weren't privelaged to live in some kind of rich gated community, probably had at least one, maybe two, crazy people living in their neighborhood. Hell, Read more:Neighborhood
, Crazy
Late Night Wal-Mart Sightings 2005-07-06 07:22:00 What's up everybody,
Tonight, I decided to embark on another of my investigative journalism missions. Unlike the others, I did not have a camera phone with me to document what I saw. So I guess that means you fuckers will just have to take my word for it this time.
Actually, since I mentioned the cameraphone...last weekend I happened to run into the toupee man from my photoblog in that new Read more:Night
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Why I Hate Being A Wingman 2005-05-28 22:04:00 This morning, I was helping a friend move some of her stuff into storage in Richmond, VA. Along the way, we stopped for gas across the street from the Spotsylvania Mall just outside of Fredericksburg, VA. This brought back all kinds of memories, since it was the only mall in the area back when I was in school. I even worked at The Finish Line shoe store there during my last two years of high
The Birdman 2004-07-22 19:39:00 No, I'm not talking about the man with the platinum encrusted teeth that goes "Prrrrrrrrr"...
I'm talking about people who walk around downtown with bread feeding pigeons during lunch hour. I'm all for loving nature, but have some common courtesy. Some people don't like pigeons(or sky rats, as my ex calls them). These animals carry germs, so I do not want to be bombarded by them while I am Read more:Birdman
I've Been Thrown Out Of Better Places Than This 2004-07-07 04:37:00 My Holiday Weekend - The Recap
Friday:
Didn't do a damned thing, other than get a haircut. Rested and relaxed after that...
Saturday:
Saw my grandma and her husband Lesse over at my mom's house. It's always fun seeing them. Grandma is probably the single most encouraging and loving person in my life. She always helps me to put my problems in perspective. Her husband Lesse is a character, too. Read more:Thrown
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Resourceful 2004-06-23 20:18:00 Someone called me "niggerish" yesterday.
I was telling her about my experience this past Friday when my phone lost power after hanging out with some friends. I was in the middle of a residential part of DC on 18th Street, with nowhere to charge my phone. Mind you, I'm desperate to get that thing charged, because a beautiful bisexual lady friend of mine left me a voice message telling me that she
My Love/Hate Relationship With Swine 2007-03-30 16:23:00 Swine! Glorious Swine!
I love it, but I know at some point I'm going to have to leave it alone. You can't just eat swine forever. It's just like anything else that brings pleasure: If you overindulge in it, you will end up paying the price at some point. I don't want to be a fat slob, so I know my Quizno's double bacon BLT sandwich eating days are numbered. I just try to lead an active lifestyle Read more:Relationship
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Hoop Dreams and Nightmares 2007-04-03 07:06:00 First off, I would like to congratlate the Georgetown University men's basketball team for making it to the Final Four. Those guys had a great year, and I wish them all the best in their future endeavors, whether in the NBA, or in the tournament once again next year.
Also, congratulations to the University of Florida for winning it all last night. I'm not really a fan of theirs, but they are an Read more:Dreams
, Nightmares
Serving Up Some Hard Gay Cooking 2007-04-04 18:16:00 Man, if all Japanese television is like this, I'm about to book my flight out there. This is too funny!!!
This video brought tears to my eyes! Especially the part when they were playing "Red Light, Green Light." Below I have linked a few more clips featuring Razor Ramon Sumitani, a.k.a. Hard Gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYMrvO7jjc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07W7-4Meffo
If there Read more:Serving
Cam'ron's Rhyme Book 2007-04-09 20:17:00 My boy Paul, or as he's better known, One & Only Big Homie, put out a Myspace bulletin today that had me laughing out loud. Since nobody commented on the stuff I wrote at 2AM this morning, I'm going to post this too in the hope that it amuses more people than that first entry. Dude somehow gained access to the rapper Cam'ron's private rhyme book, where he writes down those oh-so-profound lyrics Read more:Rhyme
Angry Storytellers 2007-04-09 08:34:00 As much as I rant and rave on here, I really should not make fun of folks who get angry and tell me stories about what got them so upset. Normally, I wouldn't, but it's one habit that people do in these situations that make it hard to listen objectively. That habit: The pissed-off impression.
I can't help it. I laugh when I hear someone talk about someone else who pissed them off or did
"That's A Frizzy-Headed Hoe" 2007-04-10 22:10:00 By now, I'm sure everyone is familiar with the Don Imus story. If you're one of the rare people who actually lives on Planet Earth and are not familiar with the story, let me recap it really quickly. Mr. Imus, a broadcast journalist with a radio show broadcast on MSNBC, made comments last week after the Women's NCAA Basketball Championship, calling the almost all-black Rutgers University team "
MIKE JOOOOOOOONES! 2007-04-13 06:14:00 Today's focus is not really about the recording artist Mike Jones. No rappers with platinum teeth were harmed in the making of this blog entry. I simply titled it "MIKE JOOOOOONES" because I have found that the rapper's strategy of free shameless self-promotion has proven to be very effective for me this week.
For those who aren't familiar with Mike Jones the rapper, he made a name for himself
Damn 2007-04-16 23:40:00 I know by now everybody has heard about what happened at Virginia Tech today. I really wanted to type something funny on the blog today, but i can't stop thinking about how horrible that situation is out there. I feel horrible for the students there, and the parents at home worrying about their children. That has to be a really helpless feeling.
When I first heard there was a shooting there, I
Bom Chicka Wah Wah 2007-04-17 19:32:00 I saw this commercial on TV last night, and laughed for 10 minutes straight! I don't care if you've seen it before, because you're about to see it again!
I don't know about y'all, but that happens to me every time I wear "Unforgivable" cologne! Only difference is that I wear boxers or boxer-briefs instead of tightey whiteys like that old man. Ladies, I'm tired of you ripping my good clothes! Read more:Chicka
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More Child Endangerment on ListenToLeon.net 2007-04-20 18:20:00 Good afternoon everybody,
A friend of mine sent me this video entitled "The Landlord", and I feel that it would be selfish of me not share it with you all. Check it out below, then bring your stankin' backside back here after you view it.
http://sjl.funnyordie.com//v1/landing.php
That little girl is adorable! I hope you all enjoyed the clip, cause that's all I've got today. Have a great
Throw The Book At 'Em! 2007-04-23 04:55:00 While conversing with a friend of mine tonight, the topic of my bad ass childhood came up. It did not take long for her to ask me what was the absolute worst thing I did when I was a child. Now, normal people would not have to take a moment to think about this one, but this is me that we're talking about. If you've read this blog before, then you know that my screw-ups tend to be spectacular in Read more:Throw
Metro Speech Man 2007-04-25 18:58:00 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Warm Spring weather brings out the crazy people. I uually love this time of year. The sun shines brighter, the women wear less, and the temperature is just right. Apparently, crazy folks like Spring, too, because you start seeing them all over the place in DC once the weather breaks.
Last week, I took the bus home from work, and there was an old bald Read more:Speech
I Know I'm Late, But I Have An Opinion 2007-04-29 22:55:00 That Alec Baldwin cell phone message where he chastized his daugher has been all over the internet for at least a week or two now. In real-world time, that's not all that long. In internet time, that's about the equivalent of a decade. So if I appear a bit dated to you all for bringing up ancient internet history, forgive me. I promise I'm not wearing clothes from the '90s. No M.C. Hammer genie
Eastern Market :( 2007-04-30 22:59:00 This morning, I woke up, cut on the news, and was saddened by the first image I saw on the screen. There was EasternMarket
, the historic vendor marketplace in Capitol Hill, being destroyed by a raging inferno. The flames were so dangerous that firefighters could not even enter the building until they were partially contained from the outside.
It affected me because that is one of my favorite
The Big Fight 2007-05-04 20:00:00 The eve of the big fight is upon us. Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs Oscar De La Hoya, sqaring off tomorrow night in what has the potential to be a very entertaining boxing match. Who do you think is going to win? Personally, I think Floyd is going to take it, but it won't be as easy as people are making it out to be. Oscar is going to give him a fight early on. If De La Hoya can't knock him out by round
Book Signing Groupies 2007-05-03 17:47:00 Yesterday evening, I attended a book signing at the L Street Borders featuring acclaimed actor Don Cheadle and renown activist John Prendergast. Their book, "Not On Our Watch" is about the crisis in Darfur and what everyone can do to stop it. I attended the event for three reasons:
1.) I am not as knowledgeable about the genocide as I probably should be. This would be a great way to inspire me
One Ass = ONE SEAT 2007-05-09 05:13:00 Once again, I must write a story about the people that I encounter on Metro. This time, it happened to someone else, but I was there to witness it. It's right after 5PM, and the train is crowded after work. For those unfamiliar with how Metro seats are configured, they are in sets of two. There were only three seats available on the train when I got on, and I happened to be next to one, along
A Tribute to Moms, Grandmas, Lionel Richie and...Pootie? 2007-05-13 15:45:00 Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers out there. Despite all the jokes in the previous entry, I have the utmost respect for mothers and all fo the things that they endure. To my Mom and Grandma, I love you both. Thank you for everything that you've done for me, and for all of the love that you have given. To all of my readers with children, enjoy your day, and remember that Leon cares :)
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Happy Yo Momma's Day 2007-05-10 20:01:00 In honor of the upcoming Mother's Day holiday, Leave your best(or worst) "Yo momma" joke in the comments section, whether it's an original one, or a tried and true classic. I want to see where this goes.
I'll start it off:
Yo momma's so fat, she gotta iron her clothes in the driveway with a hot speedboat.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought "Enron" was some n*gga she gave her number to at the Read more:Happy
, Momma
Jerry Falwell 2007-05-15 23:25:00 I read that JerryFalwell
died today. It's wierd, because this is a man's life we're talking about, but it leaves me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I am indifferent because it's safe to assume that spiteful, over-the-top, overzeaolus religious fanatic never gave a damn about my black ass. On the other hand, he is a Christian, and he did do a lot to help countless people turn their lives over Read more:Jerry Falwell
DC Question of the Day 2007-05-17 21:23:00 What the hell is mumbo sauce?
No, really. What the hell is it? I know that it's that almost florescent red-colored stuff that they give you at the carry out resturant to put on chicken and french fries. What I really NEED to know is, what's in it? What ingredients come together to create the goodness that we call mumbo sauce(or mambo sauce, however you choose to say it).
I'm not particularly Read more:Question
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