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Ruler 2004-08-12 15:16:00 Growing up, I had a friend in the neighborhood named Pedro. His nickname was PayPay so everybody in the neighborhood knew him by that name. Well, PayPay had this dog named Ruler
...a big German Shepherd with a mean temper. As a matter of fact, the dog got the name Ruler because he ruled the neighborhood with an iron fist.
Well, in Ruler's case, I guess it was an iron paw, but back to the story..
When IM Conversations Go Awry 2004-07-17 17:37:00 Don't you hate it when you're instant messaging someone, and they misunderstand what you're saying and get offended? That seems to happen to me all the damn time. It's messed up, too, because whatever was typed and misinterpreted is right there in print on that person's screen, too. Right there in front of their faces, taunting them and pissing them off even more.
Maybe I just need to stop
Entertainment... 2004-07-16 22:56:00 Just a few things I felt like sounding off on before folks leave work for the weekend...
Anthony Hamilton: The brother has a GREAT album. Really soulful and well written. I recommend it. All that good music does not make him immune from getting clowned on my blog.
Is it just me, or does dude look like he just doesn't give a fuck in all of his pictures and videos? He looks as if he just wakes Read more:Entertainment
"Yo Legs Too Short To Slap-Box With Satan" 2004-06-30 21:12:00 Due to a conspiracy and the treacherous conspirators that conspired against me, my 4th of July travel plans have fallen through...
It's not necessarily a bad thing, though. I'll have more time to rest. Plus, I already have the weekend off from my part time jobs, so I need to find some parties/cookouts to attend.
I was pissed last night, though...I had to take out my frustrations by writing a Read more:Short
, Satan
Hollering in The Gym 2004-06-29 22:00:00 I checked out the Gold's Gym over where I live yesterday, and I must say, it is a pretty nice gym. It has most of the stuff that I like aboutmy Ballys, plus a basketball court and it's closer. The only thing that's keeping me from switching is the fact that I've been with Ballys so long that I only pay $10 a month now. It doesn't make sense for me to pay $40 a month again, basketball court or no
Not My White Shirt :( 2004-06-28 15:25:00 This morning, a fat person in a black top competely ruined my white short-sleeve shirt.
I really try to be sensitive when I refer to the overweight and their issues, but this time, a fat motherfucker crossed the line.* I was already kind of in a sour mood this morning upon finding out that Metrobus and Metrorail fare raises went into effect yesterday and my trip to work is going to cost me more Read more:White
, Shirt
My "And 1" Check Situation 2004-06-18 15:55:00 I don't know if I ever told you folks this, but my part time job on the weekends is doing security for this club in DC(which shall remain nameless). So I am officially the World's Smallest Bouncer. It's cool, though, cause I'm stronger than I look, plus I fight dirty LOL.
Just playing about that last sentence. I actually haven't had to slap the shit outta anyone there yet. I just use my Read more:Check
Who Are You? 2004-06-15 06:05:00 Don't you hate it when you run into somebody, and that person remembers you from somewhere, but you have no fucking clue who the hell they are or how you know them? That happened to me today.
It's about 5:15 in the afternoon...I'm leaving the metro station on the way to the gym, and I see this woman with dreads staring at me. As I was getting ready to pass her, she yelled out "Leon!"
Now the
Cheap Stuff 2004-06-09 14:55:00 I know blogs are supposed to be in chronological order, but I'm writing today about something that happened last week.
What? It's MY gotdamn blog. If you don't like it, you can getthefuckout(to paraphrase Eddie Murphy's dad on "Raw").
Last week, I had a life-changing experience teach me a valuable lesson. Sometimes you really do have to buy name brand shit. The generic versions of stuff will Read more:Cheap
Profound Wisdom of The Hustleman 2004-06-07 14:51:00 What's happening, my wonderful blog reading folks out there. Hope everyone had a great weekend. Mine was cool. It put me in the mood to entertain you all today with another glorious entry into this very blog. Allow me to touch on a few things that went through my mind on the Metro train ride over here this morning.
I'll start things off with this one. A friend of mine named Mailaika(don't ask me Read more:Wisdom
Dedicated To The True Fans 2004-05-28 15:03:00 Since I see that my sister is now a reader of my weblog, I may have to tone down the subject matter a little bit...Cut out some of the sexual undertones and clean up my language a bit.
Then again, she's grown. So fuck it. I'm not changing a thing. I will, however, dedicate today's topic to her favorite show...Martin.
"Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't Read more:Dedicated
One More Thing... 2004-04-30 19:55:00 One More Thing
...
"That's IGNORANT! It's IGNORANCE!" - Michael Jackson
That's the quote for the weekend.
Spring Fever!!! 2004-04-30 19:15:00 I got it bad, y'all. Every time I go outside these days, I start smiling like the Kool Ade Man and thinking of happy shit. It's funny how sunny days and 70 degree weather affects my mood so much.
Apparently, my hormones didn't get the memo that I'm a grown-ass man, cause I've been breaking my neck checking out every sexy woman that works in the general vicinity of my job. I blame this on the Read more:Spring
, Fever
Why Me, Dammit? 2004-04-29 16:46:00 Why Me, Dammit?
For those who haven't heard these before, I'm going to tell my three stories of getting approached by gay dudes out here in DC. Not that I have anything wrong with gay people...Just leave me out of your "lifestyle activities" and we're cool. These took the cake, though.
Story #1: The Gym near Dupont Circle
About 3.5 years ago, I started working in downtown DC and decided to
My Shirt Is Too Big 2004-04-28 19:20:00 I wish I noticed this shit before I left the house this morning. One of my favorite dress shirts is actually too big for me to wear like a dress shirt. Before today, I had only worn this particular shirt untucked with jeans, which received numerous compliments and kudos...Unfourtunately, I cannot wear it as the makers of the shirt originally intended for it to be worn.
As I walked back from Read more:Shirt
Edward N*ggahands 2006-10-09 08:19:00 This entry is going to be another silly one. Hopefully, someome will laugh at at least one of the observations I place here today. If not, then you're all black-hearted, evil strands of hair from bigfoot's scrotum. Yes. Pubes from an unconfirmed ballsack that may or may not exist, depending on what you choose to believe. So just laugh, for Christ's sake.
I am puzzled as to how some people hold Read more:Edward
Sucks To Be Semi-Famous 2006-07-19 02:02:00 Why is it that some people on the internet find it amusing to start death rumors about celebrities? Especially celebrities who have been out of the public eye, or those who never quite achieved mainstream success? It's really messed up.
Imagine being joked all the time for being considered a has-been. Then, imagine how frustrating it must be when you're not famous enough to get a real press Read more:Famous
After The Love Is Gone 2006-07-11 20:19:00 When I wrote the entry about love at first sight, I did not intend for it to have a second part. That said, many people have been asking me about how things ended and whether or not she is still in my life. Since I kind of left the last one a little open-ended, I will go ahead and tell the story about when things fell apart with us.
Law School Girl and I did the long-distance relationship
Love at first sight? 2006-07-08 19:03:00 A few hours ago, I had a conversation with one of my friends about love at first sight. She is starting to really like someone, but she does not believe that love at first sight is really possible. I told her that I didn't believe in love at first sight either, until the first woman I fell in love with. Let me go ahead and share the story with you all.
It was early July, a few months after my
The Questions 2006-07-05 19:31:00 I've been pondering a lot of thoughts in my head...Some deep as the ocean floor, others, shallow as a plastic backyard kiddie pool. Allow me to invite you all to delve into the philosophical questions that are on my mind at the present time.
- Am I the only person who, upon learning that Enron founder Kenneth Lay died of a heart attack, felt cheated since he won't be getting smacked around and/
"Don't Write About Me" 2006-06-29 21:39:00 Evening folks,
In his book "The Prince", Machiavelli stated that it is better to be feared than to be loved.
Now, before any of you all start sending me comments talking 'bout "Ay! I didn't know about that book by Tupac!" let me tell you know that I am referring to Machiavelli the 15th Century political scholar, not Makaveli, the 20th century weed-smoking, angry rapper.
Back to the original Read more:Write
GANGSTA! GANGSTA! 2006-06-27 16:47:00 I'm taking the easy way out today. Instead of posting an entry, I'm posting one of the silly T shirt designs I did for my boy Montana, founder of Five-One Wear. His company does custom t-shirts and sneakers. I am doing some designs for him, which will be available by the weekend for purchase. Email me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com for prices, availability, color options and to see the other designs.
I Got My Stunna Shades On 2006-06-26 18:52:00 I had a pretty nice weekend. Technically, my weekend is still ongoing, since I am stuck in VA due to the rain causing my train to get cancelled this morning. So since I am at Grandma's house brainstorming for my next "get rich" scheme, I'm going to let you all do the math as far as my saturday night went:
Lots of drinking at my cousin T's place
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A digital camera
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A pair of oversized Read more:Shades
The Season Is Over 2006-06-21 06:39:00 First and Foremost, I want to congratulate Alonzo Mourning on winning an NBA championship with the Miami Heat. As much as I like watching Dirk play, I'm glad to see a formet Georgetown center get a ring. Especially one that's gone through as much as 'Zo. The man lost a kidney and almost died, yet he found a way to will his body back to competitive shape and made big contributions that led to an Read more:Season
Player Hater 2006-05-30 07:57:00 Saturday night while watching the Dallas Mavericks vs Phoenix Suns game, I realized that I am a hater. Not just any kind of hater, but a player hater. An NBA Player Hater. The player I'm hating on: Steve Nash.
I have numerous reasons that I do not particularly care to heap praise upon Mr. Nash. First and foremost, his appearance. The man looks like a frilly little douchebag. I should never feel
Sniper VS Sniper 2006-05-24 23:06:00 As I'm sure all of you are aware, John Allen Muhammad is on trial in Montgomery County, MD for his role in the 2001 sniper shootings in the area. Muhammad has fired his lawyers and chosen to defend himself against the murder charges levied against him. A wise man once said something along the lines of "The lawyer who defends himself has a fool for a client" or something like that. In this case, Read more:Sniper
Vending Machine: 1, Leon: 0 2006-05-16 20:19:00 I was at the New Carrolton metro station this morning, and immediately got thirsty for some reason. My thirst led me to the Amtrack waiting area of the station, where all of the vending machines are located. Deciding to get something carbonated to help jump-start my morning, I walked over towards the soda machine.
As I strolled over to vending machine area, I saw a window of opportunity open. Read more:Machine
Myspace: Evil? Or Just Misunderstood? 2006-04-27 00:08:00 My sister just called me about 15 minutes ago talking about some news story claiming that Myspace.com is ruining America's youth. She suggested that I write about it and give my usual brutally-honest opinion on it. So since I do have an opinion on it, I shall share with all those interested in reading it.
Myspace is not ruining America's youth, because America's youth were already screwed up to
Open-Toed Shoe Season Is Here 2006-04-21 16:34:00 Open-Toed ShoeSeason
has arrived ladies.
This is a mixed blessing, though. Some women look really beautiful in a nice Spring outfit and the right pair of open-toed shoes or sandals. Others, mind you, need never to show their feet in broad daylight ever again. I tell you, I've seen the good, the bad, nd the ugly over these past couple of weeks since the weather got nice. Some women take good
Guess Who Won The Pookie Award This Week? 2006-04-04 06:38:00 At first, I was not going to write about this, because it hit too close to home. Then, I remembered something: I already tell the world way too much information about me via this blog. Hell, I even told the blog world about the time I accidentally trimmed my ball hair too low and had my boys looking like Mr. Clean and Kojak standing next to each other or something. So if I can tell the world Read more:Guess
, Award
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