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Bobby Brown vs. Ray J 2007-01-31 18:07:00 As I'm sure a lot of you have heard by now, Whitney Houston has moved on since her split with BobbyBrown
. The new man in her life is Ray J. Yes, "Wait a minute, ain't that Brandy's brother" Ray J. There are so many jokes to be made about this, I don't even know where to start.
Before I do begin to ridicule this unholy union, let me first say that I am leaving Brandy out of the jokes. She has Read more:Bobby Brown
I am A Cunning Linguist 2007-02-02 20:50:00 Get your mind out of the gutter. Today's entry is not about sex. I just had to get your attention somehow. Now that you are here, go ahead and start reading.
A little while ago, I read this Op-Ed column written by Eugene Robinson of The Washington Post. It was in reference to Senator Joe Biden's comment describing Barak Obama as "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright Read more:Cunning
I'm High Off Cold Medicine Right Now 2007-02-06 16:03:00 Ladies and Gentlemen,
As the current cold front sweeps across the nation, I would like to ask you all one question: What did you do to get yourself ready to leave the house this morning? That is, assuming you got up for work. I'm sure a lot of people called in and used sick days.
Personally, I woke up and cut on the news, hoping that the federal government was closed today. When they don't work, Read more:Medicine
, Right
High Five For Your Health 1970-01-01 00:59:59 IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER NATURE!
I have officially whupped this cold, thanks in part to the loved ones who looked out for me during my time of illness. The cold weather can't keep a player like me down for long. My swagger is way too phenomenal for that! I've been walking around all morning, George Jefferson-style, thanks to my victory over being sick.
It's funny, but when your sinuses are messed Read more:Health
Poor Little Bastard Nicole Smith 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I hate to write about Anna Nicole Smith
, because it seems as if the entire story has been getting way too much attention lately. Despite my mind telling me to let the celebrity gossip blogs handle things, I feel compelled to let my thoughts out on the part of the story that bothers me the most: The little baby.
I don't know the girl's name, and I really don't want to since there is no chance
Unoriginal Valentine 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Yesterday, I kept gettign the same text message from different people. It read: "Happy Valentine
's day! I know it's a bit early but I have thousands of sexy friends, so I'm starting with the ugly ones first. Haha!"
At first, I didn't know what to think. Are all these people just that damned unoriginal? Or am I so butt-ugly that they shared the exact same sentiment?
Then I remembered that
Robbing Banks 1970-01-01 00:59:59 You know things are bad when you watch a TV show about crime, and realize that you are too screwed up to even be a criminal.
I was watching something a few weeks ago on cable, possibly the movie "Set It Off" or maybe reruns of Law and Order. Whatever it was, it involved a bank robbery. I remembered from my days of working at a bank, that ONE bank robbery, if well-planned, is not really all that
President's Day 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Although I had the day off yesterday, things just did not want to go my way. Let me run down the list of my day...
9:00 AM - Woke up, got out of bed, and did number 1.
9:20 AM - Started getting clean and groomed. While "trimming the bonsai tree", I realized that even once I was done, my balls have more hair than Britney Spears' scalp.
10:00 AM - Went over to my mother's house to show her and Read more:President
Get It Together Leon 1970-01-01 00:59:59 It's been an unusual week for me. As you may or may not have read in my last entry, President's Day was not good for me. Well, the last coule of days have been petty good, but I kind of feel as if I've coasted through them without complete awareness of the world around me.
Tuesday for instance. I had no idea it was Mardi Gras "Fat Tuesday" until I just happened to walk into "Cheers" aka The
OSCARvations 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I'm sitting here watching the Academy Awards, and about maybe an hour or so into the broadcast, a few things came to mind. Please allow me to share these observations of the Academy Awards, or OSCARvations, if you will.
- What was up with the sound effect chior that performed there? I saw no point in putting together an ensemble of grown adults, most likely classically trained singers, to
The Best Show On Television 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Right now, I am watching what has become my absolute favorite show on television. If you're thinking "American Idol" then you're sadly mistaken, and probably ended up on this blog by mistake somehow. The show I am referring to is "Dateline: To Catch a Predator."
Wathcing that show is like a guilty pleasure, except you have no real reason to feel guily since the people on the show definitely have Read more:Television
Hustleman Radio, Part 2 A MISERABLE FAILURE! 2007-03-02 09:30:00 Happy Friday everyone,
I haven't been on my Yahoo radio station to update it in months, so Lord knows what type of random music will be playing if you ever go there. Hell, I have to look up the URL myself, because I don't even remember it.
In place of that, I have used Finetune.com to put Hustleman Radio
Part 2 over on the left hand side of the blog. Right underneath my e-mail address. Let me Read more:MISERABLE FAILURE
What'chall Think About the GayKAs? 2007-03-06 18:21:00 I know this story is somewhat old now, but I figured it was an ideal target for a ListenToLeon blog entry. If you haven't heard by now, a group of gay men has started their own unofficial chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority. I can't remember which college it originated at...I think it was Texas Southern University, but I'm not sure.
Not suprisingly, this has pissed off many an AKA. I'm
Ladies Love ListentoLeon 2007-03-08 18:55:00 Just in case anyone doubted that I am a true child of the 80's, I decided to share my photos from the birthday party I went to last Saturday. It was 80's themed, so I took that opportunity to make a low budget homage to LL Cool J. He was the first rapper that I can truly say I was a fan of, so it was only right.
YOU SEE WHAT MY SHIRT SAYS!!!
Oh it's true! It's damned true!
The words on my
Clyde, Guns, Alison and Mood Music 2007-03-10 02:24:00 This entry is going to be all over the place, so I'm going to make it easy on you readers and separate it into four parts.
Part 1: The Handgun Ban in DC
I stopped MSNBC's site a little while ago, while searching for info on the topic for Part 3, when I saw that a federal appeals court overturned DC's handgun ban. I don't know how I feel about this one right here. On one hand, it sucks, because Read more:Clyde
, Alison
, Music
A True Sign Of The State Of America 2007-03-13 04:03:00 You know things are screwed up in this country right now. Every day, there is in the news that tells you that the State
of the Nation is one of chaos and despair. Today's indication: Captain America
is dead. The country has to be in bad shape when Marvel Comics makes the decision to say "The Hell with it. Captain America has saved the world more times than Jack Bauer, but he can't even take his
Proper Backside Hygeine 2007-03-14 16:32:00 I believe the late, great Redd Foxx said it best:
Yes, indeed. You gotta wash your ass. No question about it. The cleanliness of your backside must never be neglected. It's astonishing how much stench a hole the size of a quarter(or maybe a silver dollar, depending on your "activities") can produce when hygeine is neglected. Want to piss off an entire room full of people? Go somewhere crowded Read more:Proper
, Backside
Stop Being Such A Tease! 2007-03-18 22:47:00 Alright! That's IT!!! I'm tired of you doing me like this! To let me get a taste of something so good, something so right, then just take it all away...It's just flat out evil. How could you do it! How could you just play with my body and my emotions like that?!
I can't lie, the last week or so was really good to me. It's been awhile since I've experienced anything like that. You made me happy. Read more:Tease
Kim Got Served! 2007-03-21 16:45:00 I need you all to spread the word about my comic greatness so that I can become a B or C-list celebrity. Then, I'll be able to have my way with Kim Kardashian. I don't know what it is with her and half-assed black celebrities. All I know is, if the perks of half-assed celebrity life include sex with Kim Kardashian(or someone of similar curvaciousness), then that's where I need to be! Kim went
Leon Reviews The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape 2007-03-22 14:29:00 Last night, a copy of the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape just happened to fall off of a truck and somehow ended up landing on my hard drive. This was an interesting turn of totally random events that had absolutely nothing to do with illegal file sharing since the damned thing just happened to fall off of a truck and land on my hard drive for free. Now that we've established the fact that no
You Looked So Much Cuter From A Distance 2007-03-27 08:20:00 This past Saturday, I made a trip to the bank. As I was walking over to the line, I noticed that the lady who was two people ahead of me had a really nice body. She was a silhouette of perfection. Perfection with a bad weave, that is, but I'll let that slide for the moment. This lady possessed the nicest behind I'd seen in two and a half days. It made me want to quote Ron Burgandy from Anchorman. Read more:Cuter
BOYCOTT PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!! 2004-12-14 19:30:00 These sanctimonious sons of bitches left me off the "50 Most Beautiful People" List for the THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR.
That's racism, dammit! That's that shit Malcolm Luther King and them were marching about and shit!
*Calling Johnnie Cochran as I type*
But seriously...3 years is some bullshit. I can see not getting the top honor. I mean Jude Law has been in about 12 movies this year alone. He
Fan Appreciation Night: Friday 2004-11-29 20:24:00 For those that haven't heard, my birthday is Wednesday. Since it's a weekday, I'm not really going to be able to celebrate like I want to until Friday
. That said, my third annual birthday celebration, also known as "Decemberfest 2004" shall be held at Cafe Citron in DC this Friday evening around 7:30PM.
I debated for awhile as to whether or not to post this up here so that my DC area readers Read more:Night
U-Haul...Yo Big Ass On Over Here 2004-11-16 04:31:00 I saw the perfect ass today.
It was attached to some lady that works at the U-Haul on Central Avenue(yeah bitch, I made you famous...LOL).
I won't go into specifics, other than to say it was not too small, and definitely not to big. But JUST big enough. Perfect circumference, awesome curvature, and had a statuesque grace to it. When she walked past me, she kinda brushed it on me too...I felt Read more:Big Ass
"Here Come The Hot-Stepper" 2004-11-05 21:24:00 I am in PAIN right now...Since high school, I've had a recurring ankle problem that came from playing basketball. NO, nobody broke my ankles out there on the court. It came from me pulling down a rebound and landing on some guy's foot. I knew I was hurt, but I didn't want to come out of the game since I was doing my thing out there. My line for the game: 18 points, 8 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 steals
Howard Homecoming Messed Up My Sleep 2004-11-01 09:23:00 My sleep pattern is all fucked up thanks to Howard
University's Homecoming
.
Friday night, I went to hang out with a few friends I hadn't seen in awhile and didn't end up going to sleep until around 4 AM or so. No big deal, right? Well considering that I planned on helping my aunt move that next morning, it was a big deal. I somehow found the inner strengh and fortitude to wake up, get dressed Read more:Sleep
I'm Sorry Momma 2004-10-27 07:29:00 It has come to my attention that my Mom has read my blog before. That said, I feel that I should acknowledge her presence. Mom, I love you. Also, I hope that you still love me after reading some of the things that I've written on here.
First off, I guess all of those times that you slapped the cool mint shit outta me for cursing really didn't help much. My language is even worse now that it was Read more:Momma
I Fixed The Toilet...Kinda 2004-10-22 03:48:00 I was faced with a dilemma the other day that caused my Black MacGuyver insticts to kick in once again. The little chain on the inside of my toilet that allows the knob to flush broke. This was bad, because I had company coming by in 20 minutes. I had to act fast, and time was the enemy. These were my immediate options:
Option 1: Let my guests use my roommate's bathroom
This wasn't a good idea, Read more:Fixed
, Toilet
, Kinda
Wild Turkey 2004-09-27 05:53:00 Wild Turkey
is not to be fucked with.
Probably the most ridiculous drunken moment of my life came at the hands of this beverage. One night a few years back when I lived with my brother, his college friend Steve came into town with his wife and young infant child. They all stayed at the house, and we spent the weekend playing cards and hanging out. Well, that Saturday night, we ended up watching
Butch Black 2004-08-31 17:45:00 Butch Black
was a bad motherfucker.
Butch Black was the name my Aunt Cora gave the belt she used to whup ass with whenever she would babysit my cousins and I. Butch Black wasn't just any old regular belt. Butch Black was one of those thick, extra wide belts that folks wore in the Seventies. The kind that had a big ass 4 pound buckle that you could quite possibly kill a man with. The kind that
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