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MCDONALDS WORKERS GET MORAL BOOST 2008-05-27 07:13:00 If you are like many unemployed 8th grade dropouts with no experience outside of mopping, you are probably considering joining the fast food industry work force. While I commend you on your willingness to do menial work to earn an income and be a respectable citizen, McDonald's doesn't feel the same way. Apparently somewhere in their handbook it says that "in no case shall we hire intelligent, e
MR. T. TUESDAY VOL. 11 2008-05-27 07:09:00 Yet another great piece of advice from Mr. T. I know quite a few people who should follow this tip a little more religiously.
ASIAN LITTLE RED HIDING HOOD 2008-05-28 11:31:00 Apparently the story of Little Red Riding Weird goes a little differently in Japan. The way I remember it, a little girl goes prancing through the woods to see her grandma only to be accosted by a wolf. While this is bad parenting, their isn't anything too sketchy about it. Apparently in Japan, she hangs out with several different boobies shaking woodland creatures, not to mention a raccoon giv
8 REASONS R. KELLY IS INNOCENT 2008-05-28 09:48:00 1. He don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind.2. Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls music are heard on the tape. R Kelly only f*cks to Jodeci.3. R Kelly is still faithful to his first underage girlfriend.4. R Kelly is an established and well respected filmmaker. See: Trapped in a Closet. He would never be a part of something this low quality.5. R Kelly has chronic urinary tract infectio
IT'S F*CKING CHECKERS 2008-05-28 09:19:00 Much like Hightower, the only thing better than one game of checkers, is 19 of them. I don't even know how you make more than 3 versions, Old School, Chinese, and Shot. Apparently there are 16 others out there that we don't know about, and hopefully it remains that way.
HOW JOHN MAYER WRITES A SONG 2008-05-28 09:15:00 Ever wonder where the motivation and ideas come from for todays songs? No, neither do I. That doesn't mean it isn't funny though, at least for John Mayer. He likes to have his songs written about things we can all relate to, like banging one supermodel to make another one jealous. Must be nice.Makin' Music with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com
HUMP DAY SPAM VOL. 12 2008-05-28 08:50:00 I secretly grab her boobiesI know what you are wondering, because I was too. What could this possibly be an ad for? Apparently since we like grabbing boobs, that means chicks like grabbing big "man meat" so you should buy their pill to get it.Update your peni$This one amused me purely because of the word update. I guess now you can just download an update and yours is better.The craving in her
PEEKABOO PROSTITUTE 2008-05-28 08:45:00 Some people call it hump day because it's the middle of the week, and after today you are "over the hump." Those people are morons. Anyone worth their weight in condoms knows it's all about some mid-week sexy time. Apparently the people in the second floor front apartment were all about it too; their neighbors, however, were not too pleased. How would you like to be girl, likely some guy's gir
NEW WAVE WEDNESDAY VOL. 12 2008-05-28 08:22:00 When Softcell made this song, they were just hoping that might break into the UK top 50. Little did they know it would go on to post a mark in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest stay on the Billboard Hot 100. Unfortunately, because they didn't actually write the song, or the song on the B-side, they missed out on a whole lot of cash from the record. Great move.
THINGS I LEARNED FROM PORN 2008-05-27 08:01:00 Many people would like you to believe that porn is a bad thing...but if it's good enough for Sue Johanson, it's good enough for me. There are a lot of valuable lessons to be learned from these films, and since approximately 11,000 are released each year...these lessons are easy to come by.
THINGS ALANIS MORISSETTE FINDS IRONIC 2008-05-30 12:16:00 Whatever happened to Alanis Morissette anways? She disappeared for a long time, reappeared to get engaged to Ryan Reynolds, only to get dumped. What was she doing all that time in between?
NORTHWESTER COMMENCEMENT DRAMA 2008-05-30 12:12:00 Every year there is a lot of hype as to who is to give the various commencement speeches for college graduations. From funny ones, Ali G and Will Ferrell at Harvard, to serious, Steve Jobs at Standford, to just plain obvious, Bush at West Point, there is always drama surrounding the choice. This year Northwestern opted to have Mayor Daley speak, and the students are not happy. The President of
CARL LEWIS MUSIC VIDEO: BREAK IT UP 2008-05-30 11:54:00 A lot of people did a lot of dumb things in the eighties, and this is one of them. Following Eddie Murphy's successful venture into the music industry, Carl Lewis tried to do the same thing. Instead of creating one of the greatest songs of all time (Party All The Time), he created an awful song withn an incredibly awkward video. I love hot tubs as much as the next guy, but not when it's with ol
10 CREEPIEST OLD ADS 2008-05-30 09:36:00 The title is a title misleading in my opinion. Senile agitation, spanking, and self-carving pigs are hilarious. The adult smoking is sexy. The others, yes I agree are quite creepy.
WEEKLY LAWYER ORGY 2008-05-30 08:10:00 Finally there's a way for the soon-to-be lawyers to cut loose. In order to relieve the stress of studying for the bar exam, a couple chicks have planned a weekly orgy. I know when I get stressed that is exactly what I do! Shockingly there are rules to the orgy, f'ing lawyers, not to mention you have to send a picture so they can be sure you aren't a fatass(that's a great plan). I am not in NY,
MARIAH CAREY THROWS OUT THE FIRST PITCH 2008-05-30 07:54:00 I think the sender of this video summed it up perfectly in her comment; "Mariah Carey is horrendous, for oh, so many reasons." This may well be the worst ceremonial first pitch I have ever seen...it almost looks like she is trying to go bowling and is really bad at that too. Oh well, at least she has Nick Cannon; he's hilarious.
FIRE + EJACULATE = DANGEROUS SITUATION 2008-05-30 07:51:00 Thank god for deaf people, because otherwise we would not have seen this brilliant story showing just how difficult it is to be a firefighter.
CARBON BELCH DAY 2008-05-30 07:46:00 Conservative grassroots group Grassfire.org wants people to waste as much energy as possible on June 12 by "hosting a barbecue, going for a drive, watching television, leaving a few lights on, or even smoking a few cigars."The point: the group wants to "help Americans break free from the 'carbon footprint guilt' being imposed by Climate Alarmists."Grassfire.org says it's skeptical over claims that
HAPPY VAN DAMME FRIDAY! 2008-05-30 07:42:00 While I don't know exactly what the guy is saying, I imagine it is something about how awesome he is. Good to see Van Damme still knows he's got it, and that's why he is throwing the fans some random clothes.
MORE GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATIONS 2008-05-30 07:17:00 These are brought to us by *long time contributing member Dic. I couldn't agree more with the first two, and movie references are always funny for the 3rd. Everyone should do like he does, and steal them from around the internet or create your own for our entertainment. I recommend making your own so that we haven't seen them before.Make your own here: *The Skinny has only been in operation fo
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME MEETS POPOZAO 2008-05-29 19:58:00 This has to be in the running for the best version of peanut butter jelly time ever, mostly because K-Fed is my hero. If you don't know what video this is from, I included the link to the video for you so you can get the full glory that is Kevin "Popozao" Federline.
R. KELLY COURTROOM SKETCHES 2008-05-29 18:29:00 For those of you that have been following the World's Greatest trial, which is all of you are, then I am proud to bring you even more exclusive insight. We have all seen courtroom sketches; they give us a true glimpse into what's actually going on in the courtroom. Well Brendan, who has been the man behind all of the stories thusfar, has provided his very own pictures for us. Brendan is doing l
RACHEL RAY IS TERRORIST RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11 2008-05-29 17:37:00 As you know, I am not one to provide commentary on legitimate social issues, but some people are just too dumb to pass on. Some hooker of a blogger named Michelle Malkin accused the ever friendly and hot in the "your body seems confused but I know you can make me great food" sort of way, Rachel Ray of being a terrorist sympathizer. This is entirely because of the scarf you see in this picture, w
IT'S LIKE A CLOWN CAR, BUT WITH MEXICANS 2008-05-29 12:21:00 Ever wonder why it's so tough to stop illegal immigration? Well, if you are only going to bring one cop to the party, a minivan full of aliens is going to get away no problem. I still suggest setting up the automatic guns that they used to secure the perimeter in the movie Congo along the border. I know it didn't work in the movie, but those gorillas were really smart.Traffic Stop, Texas Style
MEN'S BATHROOM CODE: A GRAPHICAL REPRESENTATION 2008-05-29 08:59:00 For some reason, a lot of women don't believe that this actually happens. Well now there is proof, as graphs can not be disproved. The only exceptions to this rule are sporting events or situations in which heavy consumption of alcohol is involved.If you have any great ideas for a graph, you should stop being a lazy piece of shit and make one and send it to me....as long as it's going to be funn
R. KELLY STRIKES LONDON 2008-05-29 08:32:00 A man has been remanded in custody charged with spraying urine at two supermarkets, a pub and a book shop. Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, from Gloucester, appeared before magistrates and pleaded not guilty to four charges of contaminating products. He was arrested on Friday after a substance, believed to be urine, was sprayed over produce at Tesco in Quedgeley and Morrisons at Abbeydale.
MEMORIAL CUP TROPHY BREAKS 2008-05-29 08:31:00 Leave it to a bunch of Canadians to break the trophy after only a matter of seconds. Maybe you should go ahead and get something a little better than plywood with a plastic cup on top, and maybe it won't break. I especially like how dumbfounded the guy looked when it happened. I definitely would have grabbed the cup part and skated all over the place. And yes, I can ice skate...triple lutz bit
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