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CHARLIE BIT ME! 2008-05-21 07:51:00 It's impossible to know for sure what a baby is thinking. In this case though, I am pretty sure the baby is really happy about hurting his brother. The laugh at the end pretty much locks that idea up. Can we talk about the older brother though? How dumb is this kid. Personally, I'm glad he had his fingers bitten.I don't remember who originally sent this to me, so that's probably why you are p
PLACE TO PEE: PUB URINAL GAMES 2008-05-21 07:45:00 TWO Belgian beer fans have launched a video game named Place to Pee, which allows players to fly down ski slopes or kill aliens while relieving themselves at urinals. Werner Dupont, a software developer and Bart Geraets, an electrical engineer, got the idea while drinking beers. The Place to Pee' booth is designed for two users at a time and offers two games - blowing up aliens in outer s
TOP TEN CRAZIEST HOW-TO BOOKS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED 2008-05-21 07:17:00 Most of these books are incredibly useful. Some...not so much. I do however have a problem with 'How To Read a Book" being 9th, because if you can't read, none of the top eight books are very useful. I've done my due diligence, and all of these are real books, available on amazon.10 Craziest How-To Books
NEW WAVE WEDNESDAY VOL. 11 2008-05-21 07:05:00 According to Numan himself, this song was inspired by a road raging band of hooligans who tried to "beat me up and get me out of the car." Once he managed to get away, he forever though of his car as a safe-haven. I just think of it as an awesome song.
POWERTHIRST: SO GOOD YOUR KIDS WILL BE AS FAST AS KENYANS 2008-05-23 11:34:00 Do you find yourself tired, lacking the energy to do the things you want. Red Bull is for chicks, Amp might as well be water, and the novelty of Monster wore off long ago. What you need is Powerthirst. It is specially formulated for men to do manly things. Go out and get some, you won't be disappointed.
LORD OF THE DANCE HAS A NEW NAME....HIGHTOWER 2008-05-23 11:27:00 In an effort to salvage the quickly fading show, the producers of Riverdance brought in a new headliner to replace Michael Flatley. That man was Ed Hightower. Since joining the show, every performance has not only been sold out, but it has been bootlegged and sold on eBay for $99.99...a fair price if you ask me.
HERE IS PROOF THAT NO DOESN'T MEAN NO, IT MEANS TRY HARDER 2008-05-23 11:25:00 WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Road workers in a small New Zealand town got their wish granted when a woman stripped saying she was fed up with their wolf-whistles.The Israeli tourist was about to use an ATM in the main street of Kerikeri, in the far north of the country, when the men whistled, the New Zealand Press Association reported.She calmly stripped off, used the cash machine, before getting dresse
SWINGING IS HARD...SO IS THE GROUND 2008-05-23 11:23:00 People falling is and always will be one of the funniest things that you can watch. The more creative the way you hurt yourself is, the better. This is somewhere between a skateboarder botching a landing and a girl falling of a stripper pole.Massive Swingset Faceplant - Watch more free videos
SUMMAE CONFESSORUM: THE HOLY GUIDE TO COITAL POSITIONS 2008-05-23 07:58:00 Are you going to hell? Probably."The handbooks listed recommended penance of bread, water, and abstinence for exotic congress. A consensus on the punishments included the following: Dorsal sex (woman on top): three years Lateral, seated, standing: 40 days Coitus retro — rear entry: 40 days Mutual masturbation: 30 days Inter-femural sex — ejaculation between the legs: 40 days
GUY CHUGS PITCHER OF BEER IN 10 SECONDS 2008-05-23 07:15:00 Obviously as a drinker, this sort of video makes me happy. It's good to know there are people out there timing themselves chugging. What offends me is that he claims that it is "a pitcher" when it is completely obvious that it is a "mini-pitcher." While I know that a square is still a rectangle, this is an obvious attempt to look cooler by omitting a detail. I venture to say that I could chug
VAN DAMME FRIDAY! 2008-05-23 07:12:00 Yet another great JCVD movie title to usher us into the weekend. Doesn't 'Until Death' just make you want to go out and celebrate?
AMERICAN PYSCHO JR. 2008-05-22 22:49:00 This is another picture where it's not completely obvious what I'm going for. Right away you notice the incredible death stare coming from the kid in the back. I would be willing to bet that those "flowers" he's holding is really a sawed-off shotgun, or at least some sort of killing blade. You have to take another look at the girls though, and no, I don't mean tilt your head to the right and se
BEST BUY DANCE OFF 2008-05-22 22:46:00 If you saw the post a few days back, you know I like videos of dancing. This takes that idea to a whole new level. Some chicks just want to test out a system in Best Buy, and this guy just wants to make the sale. He does what it takes to get the job done...Best Buy Dance Off on FunnyOrDie.com
ASS GETS THROWN IN JAIL 2008-05-22 22:39:00 A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery. The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday. Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.
THE SKINNY HITS 1000 READERS 2008-05-25 12:16:00 As promised back at the 500 mark, I am posting a video of me doing something retarded. Well, here it is. It starts out at Rain in Vegas with the camera man just taking in the scene...then trying to capture the dancers without looking horrifically sketchy. You also see a preamble to me getting kicked out...or at least I assume that's what it is. Then the fun starts. I declare I am going to go
IF ONLY ALL UGLY PEOPLE HAD THIS POLICY WHEN WE WERE DRUNK 2008-05-25 12:08:00 We all have a couple bruises on our record, some more than others. If you are like most people, it is usually the result of 2, or 3, or 30 too many drinks in a night. This club needs to be resurrected and start recruiting immediately. If all the ugly people would follow the motto of this band of winners, all of us really really ridiculously good looking people would be much better off when we'v
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE 2008-05-25 11:38:00 This isn't your grandpa's robot dance. This guy took one of the oldest low-culture styles of dancing and is going to make a run at TV stardom. Somehow I don't think it will work out once he has to do ballroom dancing and the other un-entertaining forms of prancing around stage...but it was great for one video.I think he Can Dance - Watch more free videos
HOCKEY FANS START YOUNG 2008-05-25 11:24:00 While I love that a little kid is flicking the player off...I have to point out the kid looks semi-retarded. Still a great picture though.
DOUBLE YOUR DUI PLEASURE 2008-05-25 11:16:00 Some people just aren't that bright. Standard issue changing of the name of the person in question because he may look so stupid that his family disowns him."So Einstein, a young Theta Chi, got a DUI while he was in East Lansing. He got a court date a few weeks later to determine his fines and penalties. The night before he goes out early and hard in Ann Arbor. The next morning, Einstein drive Read more:PLEASURE
THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE ANUS 2008-05-27 17:30:00 Some products are useful, some are funny, and some are just downright awesome. This is one of the awesome ones, and it is exactly what the title suggests. Someone decided it would be a great idea to make chocolate in the mold of an ass. Next time you tell someone to eat your ass, you can really mean it...without the trouble taking your pants off in public. After perusing the testimonials, it
AN HONEST R&B SONG 2008-05-27 17:21:00 So much is made of artists rapping/singing about their lives. It is frowned upon to make shit up(Akon's criminal record) or claim you have things you don't(every car in every rap video). This video however gives you the straight story, with no promises of things that can't be delivered.
CHARLIE SHEEN HALL OF FAME TEXT TO DENISE RICHARDS 2008-05-27 17:11:00 Charlie Sheen has always landed himself in the news with great Skinny worthy quotes and actions. This text to his ex-wife is a great addition to the vault, assuming there was a vault."I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you whore."~Charlie Sheen Read more:SHEEN
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TOMMY LASORDA RANTS ABOUT MOTHER F*CKING BEVACQUA 2008-05-27 16:57:00 This is one of the better rants I have heard of out Tommy Lasorda, a man known for his many tangents. Apparently someone accused him of ordering his pitcher to intentially hit a batter on the other team. Lasorda clearly disagrees and uses his experiences as a pitcher to prove his point. The video is nothing, its just the easiest way to bring you the audio clip.
R. KELLY'S LITTLE MAN DEFENSE: FRAMED BY 2 OF THE 12 WAYANS 2008-05-27 16:25:00 In a stunningly brilliant move, R Kelly's lawyer pulled out a movie reference that all but proves his innocence. A friend of the victim, alleged, was being questioned about the video tape that supposedly show The World's Greatest urinating on a young girl. After reading this testimony, you too will have to agree that all charges should be immediately dropped, and the world should make a formal a
NATIONAL HONORS SOCIETY POSTER CHILD 2008-05-27 16:14:00 There are some things that you probably don't want your parents to know. Things like you started drinking when you were 12 and lost your virginity to the maid when you were 13. This may be another one of those things. With all that parents sacrifice and blah blah blah for their children...the last thing a mom wants to hear is that her son thinks she should have used all natural birth control.Al
MEMORIAL DAY IN FLINT...GREAT SUCCESS 2008-05-27 12:58:00 It's good to see that the standards are set incredibly low for what the ideal weekend in Flint entails."It would have been hard to script Memorial Day weekend much better for the Genesee County Parks and Recreation Commission. There was warm-enough weather and little rain, good crowds, and no E.coli problems."~Ron Fonger/Elizabeth Shaw of The Flint Journal
ROOTS OF BREAKDANCE: RUSSIA 2008-05-27 09:38:00 While Russia is most famous vodka and snow, there are a couple other noteworthy things to bring to your attention. These include and are pretty much limited to: the KGB, GoldenEye, AK 47s, a few loyal Skinny followers, and breakdancing. Yes breakdancing...my new favorite move, which will be utilized in every dance-off henceforth, can be seen at 2:11 of the video.
SLUT WIFE UNKNOWINGLY WORKS FOR FREE 2008-05-27 07:28:00 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a
GRANDPA OWNED AT BEERPONG 2008-05-27 07:22:00 People falling is and will always be one of the funniest thing on the planet. Add to that the word 'old' and it's even better. This guys is a whole other level though because he is intentionally going down. He was pissed he didn't make a shot the entire night in beer pong so he figured he would go ahead and just dunk the damn thing. Apparently alcohol has the ability to make even the oldest ma Read more:OWNED
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