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SIZE DOESN'T MATTER...OR DOES IT 2008-05-15 15:49:00 Museum displays big and small family jewels.For what it's worth...I don't want to be as big as that sperm whale wang hangin' on the wall there. Let's be honest, it's like I said in one of the many Hump Day Spam messages...if you are huge...you can only sleep with huge whores.
I CAN DERA-LICK MY OWN BALLS 2008-05-15 15:45:00 I don't think I could ever picture this actually happening. 1. Kobe hates people. 2. Phil Jackson is older than shit. 3. Well let's face it, they're not male models. Thankfully though we have this picture. If only there was a follow-up in which they were involved in a gasoline fight, which, in a freak accident caused an enormous explosion.
PEREZ HILTON SIGNS HIS/HER DEATHWISH 2008-05-15 15:02:00 This is the pretty pretty picture that was drawn by one Perez Hilton at some point. Thankfully I can't say I know when because I don't keep tabs on shemales, but Emily forwarded it to me because she knows I am a big time Lil Weezy fan. I really think Captain Tranny may be the victim of a random drive by in the near future. I'm not sure he-she realizes that Lil Wayne and his boys really are thug Read more:PEREZ HILTON
PUTTING THE SEX BACK IN CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER 2008-05-15 14:52:00 This may just be my favorite new fashion statement. To be honest, I expect to see all of these items on Oprah's next Favorite Things Show...Harpo employees, can any of you verify this? Who knew that such simple accessories could change your image from zero to hero so quickly. If you can't get laid with this stuff....just stop trying.Pedophile Beards on FunnyOrDie.com
NHL BREAK RATINGS RECORD WITH 12 VIEWERS 2008-05-14 21:25:00 Bob Dylan once wrote, "The times, they are a-changin'." Ron Burgundy never heard that song, so when he fell...he fell hard. And so did the NHL.
JET BLUE SHITS ON PASSENGER 2008-05-14 21:21:00 A New York City man is suing JetBlue Airways for more than $2 million because he says a pilot made him give up his seat to a flight attendant and sit on the toilet for more than three hours on a flight from California.-05-12-sue-jet-blue_N.htm
PAMPER YOUR BANANA WITH THE BANANA BUNKER 2008-05-17 12:41:00 Ok, so the site claims that these are meant to protect a banana from bruising while you carry it in your backpack or other nonsense like that. We know what they really are though....dildos. The just so happen to be the perfect shape and size, and have ridges(for her pleasure). It was claimed that they would be less awkward to carry though airport security, but I tend to disagree. Not only is t
'SEX PEST' SEAL ATTACKS PENGUIN 2008-05-17 12:37:00 So it starts with a seal trying to rape a penguin, and ends with the revelation that some penguins act gay and others prostitute themselves for rocks. You are probably going to want to read this one.*This story is from an unknown friend of Dana, as if she has friends.
BILL O'REILLY FREAKS OUT...AND GETS REMIXED 2008-05-16 11:57:00 What's better than a Bill O'Reilly rant? A O'Reilly rant remix. If you haven't seen the clip of him blowing up over a teleprompter(because he can't read), then watch the second video first.
OCTODOG'S FRANKFURTER CONVERTER 2008-05-16 11:27:00 This may be one of the more ridiculous products I have seen in awhile. That being said, I want it. Why eat a hotdog when you could eat a hotdog with legs? I can't answer that question. You can get yours, or see more info on this incredible new product at their website. Weiners will never be the same again.
AWKWARDLY ADVANCING 2008-05-19 07:33:00 This is one of the many mottoes that The Skinny likes to live by.Editors note: I had to look up the plural of the word 'motto' because that just looks ridiculous.
A TREADMILL BUILT FOR TWO 2008-05-19 07:15:00 This goes about as well as you might expect...great. This isn't your run of the mill clip here either, because she doesn't just fall once. Thanks to a cleverly placed wall, she gets tossed around like a rag doll(who has rag dolls these days, pony up the cash for a real one cheapass)Funny videos
SINGING KIDS STILL CREEPY 2008-05-19 07:05:00 While I am not one to make judgments on children, I can say with 100% confidence that this one will not grow up to be straight. Between the wink, the hair rub, and the shimmy, this kid has all but sealed his fate...not to mention somehow made me feel dirty.
VIRTUAL SHIT TALKIN' BODY SHOT 2008-05-20 16:19:00 Well, it's spring now and borderline summer, and that means it's really time to party. What better way to party than to take a body shot? The thing is, when you take one, you want both people to be at least somewhat willing participants(even if its only because of alcohol(GHB)). This girl however, is a huge bitch and totally not into it. Somehow I never pictured being degraded this much during
WASHINGTON POST RAPS WITH KACZYNSKI AND LEWINSKY 2008-05-20 12:15:00 The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called The 'Style Invitational'. The requirements this week were to use the two Words 'Lewinsky' (White House Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Now remember, the following winning entries were printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or XXXs: Third place: There once was a girl named Lewinsky Wh
THAT GUY...OR IS IT THOSE GIRLS? 2008-05-20 08:45:00 I can't quite figure out what is most absurd about this picture. First, you have the guy in the back with the standard picture-ruining monster pose. But if you look closer, the girls themselves look ridiculous. You have one saluting the camera, one shading her eyes from the sun, and the third showing that her hand is awkwardly curved. Come down the the front row and you get a girl dying to pul
MR. T. TUESDAY VOL. 10 2008-05-20 08:41:00 Back when I had the great fortune of working overnight, I came across quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever. Mr. T. the animated series is the finest show to ever be produced. What could be better than Mr. T. as the coach of the mystery solving U.S. gymnastics team? If you are so unfortunate as to have never seen the show, educate yourself. (TV_series)
HIGHTOWER HANGS WITH RAIN DANCERS 2008-05-19 21:19:00 Little did you know, Ed Hightower actually made an appearance during The Skinny's trip to Vegas. Here he is hangin' out with Eric Rillo and the dancers at Rain. Even he appreciates the musical styling of DJ Jazzy Jeff, who was spinning that night.
KASPAROV INTERRUPTED BY DILDO COPTER 2008-05-19 19:53:00 As you can probably guess, Gary Kasparov probably doesn't hook up with many ladies. While girls do dig guys with power, and he did run for president of mother Russia, I don't think chess is a big turn on for the ladies (In my experience, they prefer to play checkers with shots.). That doesn't mean though that he loves dildos does it? Who am I kidding, he definitely loves rubber cocks. What's b
SNL THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE 2008-05-19 18:26:00 For anyone who has been watching the NBA playoffs(all decent Americans), you have undoubtedly seen way too many of those damn "there can be only one" commercials. At first, it was a very cool idea, now it's just obnoxiously overdone. Thankfully, SNL was able to swoop in and bring some new faces to the idea, those of Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton. While it's funny, they both look very creepy t
BUSTED BY FACEBOOK 2008-05-19 18:18:00 Finally facebook has started to catch up with people. We've all heard rumors of parents and bosses checking it out for their kids or prospective employees, but already having a job doesn't mean your safe. This douche bag skipped work at a Boston Bank to go to the Peter Pan Festival, and got busted by this very picture when his boss looked at his facebook profile and noticed this picture from the
HOW TO GET A GIRL TO FLASH YOU 2008-05-19 18:06:00 Many people have suggested that The Skinny needs to have more pictures of chicks on it. This isn't exactly an answer to those calls for fear of alienating the hoards of women who read the site, but the video offers very useful knowledge for you to get some of your own. And women, feel free to flash The Skinny, the proper sensors will be applied to all of the "Skinny Ladies."
THE SKINNY CONTINUES INTERNATIONAL EXPANSION 2008-05-19 10:49:00 Globalization...never more clear than right here on The Skinny. Here are the stats of where visitors came from in the past week. Obviously I am going to assume that those 32 'unknowns' are all different countries as well. That or people floating in the middle of the ocean on life rafts. Ed Hightower would be proud.
SOLAR POWER FLASHLIGHT: GOING GREEN = GOING DUMB 2008-05-22 08:50:00 Have you ever been caught in the dark? You search endlessly, fumbling around until you find a flashlight only to realize that you never buy size C batteries, and that the ones for the flashlight have at some point been transferred to the poolside boombox. Yeah, I know, we've all been there. Now you will never have to worry about such an elaborate problem again with the SolarVerter solar powered
DREW PETERSON ARRESTED ON ILLEGAL WEAPONS CHARGE 2008-05-22 08:15:00 "These are embarrassing times for Drew Peterson as we learn that his 4th wife was probably less than satisfied because the barrel on his "weapon" came up a few inches short."~Steve Dahl
HOW TO HIDE AN UNWANTED ERECTION 2008-05-22 08:14:00 I want to preface this by saying that there is no such thing as an unwanted erection. They are always great. If it seems inappropriate at the time...just poke someone with it. The ensuing laughter will eliminate any sense of embarrassment immediately. That being said, if any guy does worry about it, this is a must watch.How To Hide An Unwanted Erection Read more:ERECTION
NEW SCHOOL GOLDIE LOCKS 2008-05-22 07:30:00 Even a bear needs a sexy-time shower now and then.
PRISONERS + SOULJA BOY/ MC HAMMER = ELATION 2008-05-21 16:13:00 From the greatest prisoners on earth, the very same one who produced the ever famous Thrillervideo, comes Soulja Boy and MC Hammer. I was convinced that Soulja Boy was gone, and happy about it, but I suppose I will cut them some slack given that prisons, especially in the Philippines, probably don't get the hot new jams as quickly as we do back here in the real world. If you are curious, these
IF OSAMA'S STILL MISSIN', R. KELLY'S NOT PISSIN' 2008-05-21 09:13:00 This may be the greatest way to establish reasonable doubt in history."The FBI, the same people chasing Bin Laden, cannot identify Mr. Kelly as being on the tape."
HUMP DAY SPAM VOL. 11 2008-05-21 08:46:00 Make your fat friends envy youAs a general rule, I don't open the emails, just steal the titles. This however I had to know about; unfortunately there was nothing in the email except a link which I obviously didn't click. Thankfully I don't have any fat friends so it doesn't really matter. F*ckin fat people.Be the one who girls hunt forAssuming they don't mean hunt with guns, I am in. What coul
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