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Britney Beats Up a Mini-Van and American Idol Cont... 2007-02-28 08:27:24 Britney Beats
Up a Mini-Van and American
Idol Contestant Poses on Toilet Clutching a Maxi-padDigg itDon't you Love this CountryShe is soooo sexy when she is mad LOL!!!!Antonella BarbaThis American Idol
Has Class Antonella Barba Dreamhost Britney Spears
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Out Of Town
I checked into a hotel on a business ... 2007-02-23 03:48:53 Out Of TownI checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her rear end . You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call."Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy."Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, w
The Organ...lol..
Miss Beat... 2007-02-19 05:44:17 The Organ...lol..Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him and he could no longer resist.. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl."Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the orga
Dog’ the Bounty Hunter loses extradition battleFed... 2007-02-19 05:38:01 Dog’ the BountyHunter
loses extradition battleFederal court clears way for Chapman to be sent to Mexico to face charges View related photosDuane "Dog" Chapman was arrested Sept. 14 along with his son and another associate and released on $300,000 bail. He faces up to four years in a Mexican jail if convicted.var cssList = new Array();getCSS("3053751")Related Articles | What's this?• Woman Says Bounty Hunter's Group Injured Hervar cssList = new Array();getCSS("3053751")• Most Viewed• Top Rated• 'Amphibian Ark' aims to save frogs from fungus• Forced to battle the system at Walter Reed• Quest to heal Iraqi boy became a final mission• Fast-thinking pilot fools hijacker• Mama cat adopts Rottweiler puppy• Most viewed on MSNBC.com• It doesn’t walk like a duck• McCain says Roe v. Wade should be overturned• Spears shaves head bald, gets new tattoos• Scores killed in India train fire• Men & Depression: Facing Darkness• Most viewed on MSNBC.compop_pushTab
For old time sake
The husband leans over and asks... 2007-02-17 12:52:43 For old time sakeThe husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.""Yes," she says, "I remember it well.""OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it again for old time's sake?""Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy idea, but a good one!"There was a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.They walk along haltingly, leaning on each other for support, and aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.Sudde
Paris Hilton New Vids Pics from and Screenshots F... 2007-01-28 06:00:19 ParisHilton
New Vids Pics from and Screenshots
From ParisExposed.comWith podcast of new sex video and tampon smoking Video Podcast Here don't pay for parisexposed.com its free here.private videos showing the heiress in the buff being man handled by various men, Paris taking a bubble bath, drug use and others showing Paris being the slut that we all know she is. I don’t say slut in a negative way, I believe that being a slut is in the heart of everyone but only a few are brave enough to go through with it. Paris has a Freak Flag and she ain’t afraid to fly it! Paris Hilton
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Car Crash
A man and his girlfriend are driving d... 2007-01-16 23:50:33 Car Crash A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks 'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes. All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes. The man yells, 'You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.' His girlfriend says, 'Are you kidding me? I'm naked.' 'Well,' replies the man 'Take my shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.' So the woman covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an attendant 'You have to help me. My boyfriend's trapped' 'I'm sorry ma'am' the attendant replies, 'he's too far in.'
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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya afte... 2007-01-16 23:42:59 In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya
aftergraduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembeworked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned,and walked away.Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.Twenty years later, Mbemb was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephantenclosure, one of the creatures turned and wal
Free Movie Download Santa Claus Conquers the Mart... 2006-12-28 08:17:03 Free Movie DownloadSantaClaus
Conquers the Martians (1964) The Martians Kidnap Santa! Santa's North Pole Workshop! The Fantastic Martian Toy Factory! Earth Kids Meeting with Martian Kids! Space-ship Journey from Earth to Mars! Santa Turn Mars-Robot Into a Mechanical Toy! Plot Outline: The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. User Comments: The best worst awful awesome movie ever!Download or watch now for free!!!!!PodcastCreative Commons license: Public Domain
Nintendo Superfan
Wii-Diculous
"Why have been up... 2006-12-28 07:46:17 Nintendo SuperfanWii
-Diculous"Why have been up 5 days waiting for the Wii to Come out? Have been here since the PS Came out""Heelllll NOOOOAAA I been Up 5 days because I couldnt sleep one, and I wanted Wii so badly I doanything for it and well I been hopped up on Demerol and Grape Soda so thats what kept me up for 5 days."watch: Podcast
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Marriage..
You have two choices in life:
You... 2006-12-24 01:43:42 Marriage.. You have two choices
in life:You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead.At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted".Next day she received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."A young son asked,"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."Then there was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,and by then, it was too late."Marriage is the triumph of i
A MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE
When thing... 2006-12-10 09:28:39 A MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEEWhen things in your life seem almost too much tohandle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough,remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and hadsome items in front of him.When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a verylarge and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fillit with golf balls. He then asked the students if thejar was full. They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles andpoured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.The pebbles rolled into the open areas between thegolf balls. He then asked the students again if thejar was full they agreed it was.The professor next picked up a box of sand and pouredit into the jar . Of course, the sand filled upeverything else. He asked once more if the jar wasfull. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."The professor then produced two cups of coffee fromunder the table and poured the entire contents intothe
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approache... 2006-12-05 17:27:41 During the wedding
rehearsal, the groom
approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She mad
Have you every had a Nightmare about Being Chased ... 2007-03-04 01:11:20 Have you every
had a Nightmare
about Being Chased
by a Giant Bloody Rabbit?If So Check this Out You won't sleep for a WeekDigg It!!!!Herman could be 'biggest bunny' Herman the giant rabbitA man has been showing off his gigantic rabbit named Herman. The mighty bunny weighs a massive 7.7kg, and his ears are a lengthy 21cm - almost as long as most pet rabbits are tall. And he is almost 1m tall. The German Giant is even big for his breed, which usually tip the scales at around 6kg. Herman lives in a specially built solid oak hutch and chomps his way through just over 2kg of food a day. His owner says his favourite snack is lettuce. Click here to find out how to text in pics of your pets The giant bunny, who lives in Berlin with owner Hans Wagner, also takes a vitamin supplement to keep him healthy, and munches through a bale of hay a week. Bred big Herman could be the world's biggest rabbit, but Guinness World Records have stopped accepting entries because of fears people were over
Dear Dr. Phil
Dear Dr. Phil ,
When I ... 2007-03-07 04:07:15 Dear Dr. PhilDear Dr. Phil ,When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minute later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't
Coke or Water
WATER
#1. 75% of Americans are c... 2007-03-07 22:46:43 Coke or Water WATER#1. 75% of Americans
are chronically dehydrated.(Likely applies to half the world population.)#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak That it is mistaken for hunger.#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of Water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain For up to 80% of sufferers.#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term Memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on The computer screen or on a ! Printed page.#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of Colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of you drinking the amount of water You should drink every day?COKE#1. In many states the highway patrol carries Two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from Thehighway after a car accident.#2. You ca
In Honor of St Patrick some Irish Humor
Pad... 2007-03-09 08:12:46 In Honor of St Patrick
some IrishHumor
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father
Man and Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a... 2007-03-09 08:07:36 Man and WomanA woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, coldMondaymorning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazinglyneither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there'snothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from Godthat we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the restof our days."Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; thismust be a sign from God!"The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My caris completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely Godwants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle,and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle andimmediately puts the cap bac
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