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Repenting Made Easy 2008-04-28 15:15:25 Have you sinned? Do you need to tell someone, anyone, GOD? Try iGod, Repenting Made Easy.I asked if God was on drugs and he replied, "No, I'm on disk." o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!
Jesus Answers Prayers 2008-04-28 13:55:03 I was at home a few nights ago praying for success with my BFA review when I decided to toss in a little add for JC-and-ME during my prayer session. Apparently the BFA outcome is still up in the air, bu JC himself commented back on the advertisement I stuck in my last prayer session.From the cluck? [You already know this] but I run a little blog called JC and ME located at I was wondering if you had been there Jesus
, and am I doomed to an eternity of hellfire, or will I be up there with your father and Colonel Sanders eating popcorn chicken? Please, pray for my soul Jesus. TimDear child,I'm happy to see you've finally accepted those voices in your head as me. I have indeed visited your site and that banner looks nothing like me.So while you're welcome here, you'll have to ro
Gay Jesus 2008-04-28 13:50:32 Pictures depicting Jesus
being fondled and the Apostles groping each other have caused outrage after they were displayed in a museum attached to Vienna's Roman Catholic Cathedral.The museum has been forced to remove the most controversial picture, in which the Apostles engage in what the artist describes as a "homosexual orgy".The exhibition, entitled "Religion, Flesh and Power" featured works from sculptor and artist Alfred Hrdlicka, who turned 80 this year and is widely feted in his native Austria. MORE.Basically what has happened here is that over time the human race has become more tolerant of those who are different from oneself. Black Jesus is accepted and celebrated. This is apparent in the artwork, and the marketing of toys, etc. Some sparks flew when the female Jesus hit the s
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter 2008-04-28 13:43:42 Jesus Christ
: VampireHunter
was a movie released in 2001 tagged under, Action, Comedy, Horror, and my personal favorite, Musical. The slogan is also a doozie. "The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbor." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!"Okay, well I really don't have many more adjectives to describe this little slice of cinematic heaven, so check out the official trailer I scored off youtube.com if I have begun to peak your interest. Read more:Jesus
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JC Spotted, uh, um, uh. 2008-04-25 21:43:10 I about lost control of my pee when my roommate pointed me to this picture. Now that's JC spotted in the least likely of places.
Threat Level Jesus 2008-04-24 16:07:15 Well this was just too sweet to not post. The website claims their invention, receives a signal from the Department of Homeland Security and illuminates Jesus
's Halo to the proper color. At the time of this post we were threat level yellow, or elevated, shown by JC's yellow halo. I want one, and at just $19.95 it seems like a steal.
Vote for JC and ME 2008-04-24 14:52:31 So I nominated myself for a Blogger's Choice Award because in a dream JC told me to, and when I woke up I realized this blog is just plain awesome and the potential has not even begun to shine through first stages of blog growth. So I ask you, did you waste some time here? Did you giggle a little bit, or learn about something new pertaining to Jesus in today's society? If so I sure could use some VOTES!That is all for now.Next time:Better planning on the next time section.
Fun JC Links 2008-04-23 18:28:42 Before I make the next photo shoot post, well I need to take some pictures. Since I have yet to do that I wanted to pass along some fun Jesus Links I've found. All of these links will apper in the Internet + Jesus Links section to the right. -- Um, dress up a crucified Jesus in Wizard of Oz clothing. I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere but I don't want to get stuck by lightning on this sunny spring afternoon. -- Odd hand drawn Jesus pictures with funny captions added to them. Hit refresh/reload to see a new picture. -- Winking Jesus. I guess this was some sort of internet hit I missed out on some years ago. JC didn't wink for me, and both response buttons are just add links. -- LoLJesus.com does all the things I'm afraid to. Horribly offensive content within! -- A calm flash
JC meets JayZ 2008-04-23 12:53:47 Okay so when I was doing the previous post I wanted to think up something clever for the next time. Being a fan of Hova I realized that JC and JayZ rhymed. With a certain nonchalance I figured I'd make someone laugh when they read the title, and I would photoshop some sweet pics of JC and JayZ. I first found , however the page seems to no longer be functional. My next stop was to Henry's Rap/Hip-Hop blog which had the following tidbit of information....
It appears that people have been taking Jay-Z's self-annointment as God MC way too seriously. In what is sure to set christians off, a new book and an accompanying website seek to marry the worlds of Jesus and Jay-Z (Hova, if you will). The website, JesusandJigga.com, claims that the book is "for anyone who is searching for a way to un
JC and ME Feedback 2008-04-22 13:57:00 I said feedback but I was just being nice. I meant propaganda. So this random stranger, Rebeca Topacio (no contact given) took the time to protest my adventure here by e-mailing me a super duper sweet power point presentation from like 1993. Fear not however, the message is still the same....it's hasn't progressed in over 2000 years.Next time:JC meets JayZ Read more:Feedback
Female Jesus 2008-04-22 13:42:56 When searching for information about FemaleJesus
I came across this book. Sounds like a good bedtime read, no?Jesus Is FemaleMoravians and Radical Religion in Early AmericaAaron Spencer FoglemanApparently this group of individuals, the Moravians, allowed women to hold the same roles in the church that men do, and they also believed that Jesus was female. This basically pissed off the Protestant establishment and havoc was the result. Interested in more? You can order the book.Some feel that just representing Jesus as a female is wrong. Here Jesus is shown on a cross wearing booty shorts and is topless exposing her rack. From what I understand in Australia...... (.au right?) "A local theatre company had angered Christians in the lead-up to Easter by portraying Jesus as a semi-naked wo
Self Promotion 2008-04-21 21:39:01 I decided to give myself a promotion to supreme ruler of San Margherita, the little Italian neighborhood that I currently live in. Just don't let the Mob know. The other bit of self promotion I wanted to do was for my upcoming Bachelor of Fine Arts review here at the Ohio State University. I am applying to the Art and Technology program with hopes of graduating in the next year with my BFA. This review basically determines my future at Ohio State, but despite this fact I have tried to remain calm and prepared. My review is April 25th and I'm going through my portfolio review website with a fine tooth comb. Let me know what you think.Next time:Female JC fo sho.
In the Spirit of the Season 2008-04-20 17:42:00 When I first started this blog I did some serious Jesus picture research and thought I had seen damn near all Google images had to offer. I completely forgot about the stoner's of the interwebs with their bongs in hand thinking of clever things to add marijuana too. In a holiday celebration I realized the link Hope sent me was just in time for 4/20. Since I'm no longer a freshman in high school I didn't even realize this until well into the afternoon. I again became pumped about making a new post about JC to the 420, and putting off the female Jesus thing even longer was just an added bonus. Searching Google images I found a sweet WWJS picture I just had to share with everyone. I stole this picture from Clint's blog.Next time: ASL? 14/F/Heaven Read more:Season
Jesus Downloads MP3's 2008-04-20 03:01:37 Well I was up at Scarlet and Grey Cafe tonight to see EOTO perform. I ran into a bunch of my friends and danced my ass off. It was a great time. Upon returning to my apartment I perused my comments in a narcissistic manner and noticed my friend Missy left a fabulous link that made me literally LoL. Did you all see that? This is totally for real and totally legit. The website () claims the following: "Listen To Bible Audio ... Enjoy Your Music ... Display Your Faith Anytime and Any Place With A Cross Shaped MP3 Player."Holy smokes it's also preloaded with a sweet 17 hours that encompasses the entire New Testament! Can you say marathon? I wonder how angry people would get if somehow an entire shipment of cross mp3 players went out loaded with Marilyn Manson by "accident."Next time:Fem Read more:Jesus
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What Would Jesus Smoke? (WWJS) 2008-04-19 11:43:07 I realized that after much procrastination, I should finally make that female Jesus
post more than just a pipe dream. Gearing up for a sweet entry on female Jesus I longed for a distraction from the work it involved, and decided to check the JCandMEpics e-mail account. Inside was an e-mail from my friend Hope Moore. Inside was a link to an article titled "What Would Jesus Smoke
?" My guess is he's up there puffin L's of California homegrown with Biggie and Tupac, but what do I know...anyway the article."What Would Jesus Smoke? The Christian doctrine on bong hits. By Torie BoschOn Monday, the Supreme Court heard arguments in a First Amendment case involving a high-school student who was suspended for holding a sign that said “Bong Hits 4 Jesus.” His provocative slogan turns out to
The erotic scent of JC 2008-04-14 15:03:42 The internets never fail to amaze me. While wandering around looking for a blow-up Jesus doll (Which does not exist, can you say untapped market?) I found a few JC items of interest. First of all, have you ever wondered what JC smelled like? I figured wandering the dessert and the Middle East in a time before showers would lead to a fairly disgusting smell shared by all. I found out this was wrong, Jesus smells like myrrh, aloe, and cassia. Apparently this creates a "cinnamon" like smell according to the makers website www.hisessence.com. Now you can tap into this smellstravaganza and make your home, office, or bathroom smell like my man JC.After not being able to find a blow-up JC, I was somewhat satisfied to find that both Jesus Christ action figures, and bobble head dolls (Black
JC Spotted in Bryan, Ohio 2008-04-12 19:58:12 So here I am in Bryan
, Ohio
, where I grew up. I mean I was born in Texas, but I grew up in Ohio. Anyway, Bryan is a small town of about 8000 people famous for Ohio Art the Etch-A-Sketch toy company, and Spangler Candy the makers of the Dum-Dum lollypop. Here I was in my parent's home and my sister asked for some help regarding a computer question. I wandered into my Mother's office only to see a picture hanging on the wall. He looked right at me and smiled; my man JC! Although this was just a picture it fit the bill, I quickly got my Dad's attention and had him snap a picture. Boom, JC photo shoot #2.Next time:Female Jesus (I swear)
Mission Statement 2008-04-08 22:51:22 JC and ME was an idea born during a photo shoot in downtown Columbus, Ohio with my friend and associate Rick Merrick. Photo documentation of the city was the assignment that Rick was doing for class. I was accompanying him since it was night, in the city, and well I'm always looking for trouble. (Figuratively of course) Anyway after some shots by the waterfront Rick suggested we go take a few pictures of "Freaky Jesus." The aforementioned freakiness is due to the fact this representation of Jesus is a large shadow projected from ground level to the top of the building. Often people mention that ah-ha! moment and this was no exception. I had, by accident, stumbled upon my artistic flare that would make this blog more than just a blahg. I situated myself next to Jesus all sassy-like Read more:Mission
JC and ME Photoshoot Numba One 2008-04-08 21:55:57 I am always surprised where JC pops up in my everyday life. After leaving my last class yesterday I decided to meet my good friend Rick at High Street Tattoo as he was getting some new ink done by Ryan Hadley. This was my first time in their South High St. location and naturally I became a curious George so to speak, and snooped around the shop. After deciding on some new ink myself, I sat down and let the needle feed my forearm. In a moment of slight pain I winced and looked up only to see a figurine statue of JC looking down on me from above situated on a wooden overhang just under the ceiling. Knowing there was a definite photo opportunity we grabbed a ladder from the basement and I climbed up above the LCD tv which was playing Superbad, one of the best movies ever, if you like dic Read more:Photoshoot
His phone number is 537-877-2837 2008-04-07 15:13:35 So I was at the bar tonight having a cocktail with some business associates when I got a txt message from the phone
number 537-877-2837. At first I thought it was spam because it included instructions to check my e-mail for a special message.By the time I got home I had completely forgotten about the random txt. I casually checked my e-mail only to find that there was a message to me from jchrist.1@heaven.org with the video over to the left. It was then I noticed that the phone number I got the txt from spells Jesus Saves. I was a little freaked out.
Black Jesus 2008-04-07 14:21:04 "I see black because I know I am." -- Jesus
C.I didn't know JC was black. But then again I don't know if JC is white. Actually he might be a she....But that's a whole different topic to be discussed in a future post. Back to the subject at hand, and what large hands they are."You know what they say about guys with big hands." -- Jesus C. (when asked for comment about his ridiculously large hands)The concept of black Jesus stemmed from the African American art movement, by which black artists created art for other black people. This celebration of black art and black history meshed with religion to create black Jesus. Black
Art romanticized Africa as the home of kings, queens, mathematicians and holy men, as though blacks were reaffirming, "God is in Africa, we are of Africa, God is
He Came On April Fools Day 2008-04-05 01:48:39 It's true. Jesus came on AprilFools
Day. This is hardly a crack at Christianity, rather cold hard fact, Jesus came to earth on April 1st., 2008. I was there. Well he was there, we both were there and it was great. As a Jew I think JC and I have always had a certain connection that most others in the world lack. I didn't choose to make this blog, JC came down from Heaven and selected me. I am the chosen one, I am destined to travel the city, for 40 days and nights. I will find the JC's in the world and take my picture with them. And I encourage everyone out there in internet land to enter regular land, (armed with a camera of course) and seek out your own JC and YOU photos. Together we can take over the internet, with a little help from my boy JC.
Pregnant Woman Sees Jesus Image in Ultrasound 2008-05-01 21:18:45 When an Ohio woman looked at an ultrasound she expected to see a developing fetus. Instead, she saw what she believes to be an image of Jesus
Christ.Monet Sledge, from Lorain, Ohio, got an ultrasound in preparation for her first baby and was shocked when she saw what appeared to be an image of Christ on the Cross. MORE.So I guess this is the ultimate JC and ME ever.OMEN'D Read more:Image
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Mentioned Again on E-Mails from Jesus 2008-05-02 22:42:41 After making a post about Gay Jesus
here on the blog, I made a comment on a post at E-mails from Jesus only to have them turn my comment and link into another front page post. I guess with JC by my side this blog will become a success.I really want everyone to take a humorous look at this 2000 year old figure which still dominates the lives of millions of people, because without noticing the humor in it, we realize how fucking scary this whole religion thing really is. Read more:Again
Fear Mongering 2008-05-05 10:14:07 Perusing the fine internets today I came across a site that I can't figure out how I ever missed. GodTube.com This literal slice of interweb heaven yielded a gem when I watched the first video I found. I think the title is called "what if?" but is should be called "Fear Drives Religion."If anyone finds any special videos on there I encourage you to share them on this blog.
JC Got Me on the Oval 2008-05-07 12:08:47 Would you like to get to know God personally? This is a concept that Christians often preach to others. The idea is that as people we never can reach God, he's just too far up there, but this is why Jesus was sent to earth, to be a connection between God and the people. So realistically a personal relationship with God is not possible via the protocol previously mentioned.Yesterday I was sitting on a bench on the oval just outside of Hopkins and Hayes halls. I was approached by two young guys, one with a beard and some needed to shave stubble, and one that was schlepping a backpack. As they walked up to me all I could think about was being at a festival, and seeing these two guys approach offering hash, or LSD, instead they offered their drug of choice, JHC.Now I must give it up to th
JC and ME Photoshoot Number 3 2008-05-09 17:14:34 Every now and then one stumbles upon greatness by accident. This is no exception. I got invited to a playboy party in the east residential area just off campus. It was a little cold and rainy that night but despite the weather I ventured off to what I hoped would be at least an evening full of scantly clad bunnies running around doing jell-o shots and maybe a pillow fight? I wasn't too sure but remained optimistic as I walked up the twenty or so steps that led to the house occupied by 8 women in their early 20's. I had a 6-pack of Newcastle Brown Ale in tote because I won't lie, when I do decide to hit of a college party the beer selection makes me want to vomit. I digress. I walked in, and just like any college party the kids were lined up to play a disease sharing game called beer Read more:Photoshoot
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Emaculate Confection 2008-05-13 11:43:21 Here I thought I'd google Chocolate Jesus and see what fun I could have; two hours later I've only gotten to YouTube.com and I have to leave for class. Here are a few gems I found, and I'll probably post more later on this evening.
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