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Juice observation 3 1970-01-01 00:59:59 This is the third in a line of juice bulletins that I hope will change the world read the others if you haven't yet. I just want to know why don't black people watch the news. I was talking to my friend Keith (black), and my friend Matt (white) Matt mentioned the Mark Foley controversy which has been all over the news on many television networks and Keith did not know what the hell we were talking about. I'm sitting there thinking how does this dumb bitch not know about Mark Foley. If they brought slavery back next week no black person would know about it because they would be too busy watching The Steve Harvey Show.I'm just saying. This has been a Juice
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Juice observation 2 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I was watching comedy central and Dave Chappelle made a comment about the Michael Jackson trial and I tend to agree.The kid comes over to michael's house and rides roller coasters,plays games,eats cotton candy,drinks wine(jesus juice), and gets his dick sucked . How in the hell can you call this abuse Michael sounds like a good host to me. When I go to someone's house I'm lucky if I get a glass of water let alone get my dick sucked.I'm just saying. This has been a juice observation Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 1 1970-01-01 00:59:59 was watching The Last Samuri the other day and I'm wondering why does The Last Samuri star Tom Cruise shouldn't a movie call The Last Samuri star somebody who's asian. If they can get away with this I think I can get away with it too. So I'm coming out with my own movie called The Last Nigga on Earth starring Johnny Depp. (Paul Mooney joke) This has been an observation Read more:Juice
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My first blog on a new site 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Hello everyone ans welcome to a blog that will truly change your life and the way you think about the world and the people around you.I started this blog idea over on myspace and my friends seemed to like it so I decided to bring it to the masses so everybody can bask in my genius.So you're probably asking yourself what the hell is a Juice observation?Well first Juice is a nickname I recieved in High School that just seemed to stick and these are my observations of things that I see in the world so won't you join me on this incredable voyage that we call life.
Juice observation 4 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Today I was listening to some Rick James songs on my ipod and I got to thinking. Rick James made all of his best songs when he was high on cocaine. So I wonder how good would his songs have been if he didn't do cocaine? Here is a better question how would his songs sound if he was on crack? Now crack is a different monster. Let's compare the profile of a cocaine user and the profile of a crack user.Cocaine users are you usually white yuppies wearing suits doing blow off the ass of an over priced street hooker and living the high life. Your average crack user is black with torn up clothes, ripped up shoes, and doo doo on his face. Now I see the sexy appeal of cocaine, but why in the hell would somebody start doing crack. What is going on in your life where want to be stealing dvd players and sucking penis for a rock.That's what crack does to you.So somebody right is looking a crack head sucking a penis in an alley with doo doo on his face and saying man that's the life for me.I'm j Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 5 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The topic of this observation is interracial dating. Now I just want to know this one thing why do black guys pick the ugliest white girls they can find when they catch jungle fever I know us black guys can't get enough of that ass but come on be a little picky when it gets to the face.Because you're going to have her dad want to shoot you with a shotgun anyway so don't risk your life over a girl who looks like a lagoon creature. See White guys have the right idea when they catch jungle fever they do it right. Have you ever seen a white date an ugly black girl. I didn't think so. This has been a juice observation Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 9 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Hello all my babies and welcome to another juice observation.I want to talk about porn with you people today.Pornography is the nastiest,distgusting most beautiful thing in the world and I love it.I think the reason I love it so much is because the woman in the porns have no inhibitions.Have you ever seen one of these cum shots in these films the woman is sitting there ready to take it like it was candy or something.I have not seen poeple want stuff on their face so bad in my life.Hey woman that's a good way to make money get paid a few grand to get some goo on your face think about it. This has been a juice observation Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 8 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I'm watching Maury today and I'm thinking Maury is the worst thing to happen to black people since Flavor of Love. Have you seen this nigga filled talk show. There is not one respectable black person to show up on that talk show. If you notice there are niggas shouting in the audience too.It's the worse during the paternity test to see who the baby daddy is.You have two people on stage fighting and cursing acting like they were raised in a zoo.I know us black people can get emotional at times but you to learn how to restrain yourself in order to keep from being seen as ignorent. I know I might push some buttons with this but I am tired of niggas representing the black race in negative way on television because the rest of america think all black people are that way and that's not true at all. There are plenty of well spoken black people who are very intelligent but you don't see these black people nearly enough on television.Black people its not just television's fault its our o Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 7 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Have any of you seen the show cheaters I think this is the funniest on television. If you don't know what it is it's a show where people who think their lover is cheating on them hire private detectives to follow their boyfriend or girlfriend around to see if their cheating.I think the funniest part of this show is the host.He pretends he cares so much about the person getting cheated on and bugs the person that's doing the cheating he even was stabbed one time because he was so annoying.Here is what I don't like about this why do black people act like they have no home training on this show. I swear it's nigga fest 2006 when black show up on this show.Come on black people have a little self respect when you're in front of a camera. This has been a juice observation Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 6 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I know this is a day late but I have something to say about holloween.If you are atleast a teenager why the hell are you still trick or treating. Aren't you a little old to be out with little kids dressed as power rangers going to people's doors and asking for candy. After a little while you need to let things go. Imagine a person who would never let things go. It would be disturbing for a 30 year old man to still be sucking his momma's titty or going to daycare playing hide a go seek with little kids or shit in his pants you would look at that guy and say that's a sad man well I think it's just as sad to be trick or treating when you can drive a car a go buy candy. Nobody is stopping you from dressing up and celebrating with friends but don't take the little kid's candy. This has been a juice observation Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 10 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Hello people and welcome to another juice observation.I want to talk about a problem I have been having lately and its a problem some of you other guys might be having.Why does Chris Shields attract so many ugly woman.I swear I am like Brad Pitt to these ugly woman. I don't know if its because these are the only woman who like me or the attractive woman just don't say anything.I thinks its funny when a lagoon creature comes up to me and thinks me and her are going to do something.Its not going to happen.I'm not saying all the who have liked me have been ugly there have some good ones but I just need to know.So woman who might be reading this if you are semi attractive or somebody you know is semi attractive has liked me in the past or now let me know for my own mental health. This has been a juice observation Read more:Juice
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Juice observation 11 2007-11-13 18:54:00 Okay gang there are some things that really need to change in this world.There is a time and a place for certain things.Some people have really bad timing for example why are there some woman who try to dress sexy at church.Church is a place where I don't want to be in that state of mind.I spend so much time outside of church sexed up that when I go to church I don't want to be exited if you know what I mean.Come on I'm trying to pray and all I can think about is some girl behind me showing off her birth canal.Any time outside of a holy place of worship fine show all you got but please let my penis get a rest in church. This has been a Juice
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Growing Up 2008-04-02 08:37:00 Hello people and welcome to another Juice observation. There comes a time in any person's life where they start to grow up. Over the past couple years I've noticed a change in me. In my younger days hanging out with my friends and playing video games were the only things I worried about. Now I worry about things that are more important. Now I'm in the stage where I have to decide what the hell I'm going to do with my life. The decisions I make in the next 3-5 years are going to influence the rest of my life.Growing
up is not only going to influence my career choices but also my personnal relationships. Instead of being concerned that everybody likes me I am more focused on a few friends who I can truly count on. I also see myself growing up when it comes to my relationships with women. In
Demon Kids 2008-04-05 02:28:00 Hello my people and welcome to another Juice observation. Like I've said in past blogs there are people who should not be allowed to reproduce. These people are reproducing unfortunately and creating the craziest little demon children. If you have watched the news closely over the past few years you should notice that kids are going around and shooting up schools like crazy. Also you have kids killing their parents and basically have a gun store in their room. Most people blame this on the media, entertainment, and video games, but somehow forget to mention the responsibility of the parents to supervise their kids. One thing a minor should not have access to any weapons that you might have in the house you must lock that shit up. Another thing if your child is killing animals and doing rea
Race in America 2008-05-26 04:21:00 Hello my people and welcome to another Juice observation. Unless you've lived under a rock you have heard about the Reverend Jeremiah Wright and his association with Barack Obama. On television I hear most of the political hosts say that could not understand why Barack Obama could be involved in a church lead by somebody who said the things that Jeremiah Wright said. ( by the way if you haven't no Read more:America
White Power Vs. Black Pride 2008-05-28 00:39:00 Hello people and welcome to another Juice observation I have to set some of you people straight about one issue the phrase white pride.I have had white people come up to me and ask why can black people say black pride, have events promoting black awareness, and even have a channel called black entertainment television but white people can't have any of that.Then I tell them you do have white pride Read more:White
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Give the nice guy a chance 2008-05-27 07:31:00 Hello my people and welcome to another Juice observation. In an earlier blog I asked the woman of America what did they really want in a man. During that blog I mentioned how it's true that in the case of dating nice guy
s really do finish last. I was talking to one of my friends the other day and she was complaining about guys treating girls badly. This got me to thinking and I have a theory. It's Read more:chance
I am so Hammered 2008-06-02 21:33:00 Hello people I haven't written one of these in a long time so welcome back to another Juice observation.I want to talk about all of you people who like to drink way too much.I don't understand drinking what's the appeal of being so messed up that you don't even remember having sex with some stranger on your friend's couch.I don't know about you but that doesn't sound like a good time to me.I alway
Barack and Hilary 2008-06-28 02:40:00 Ever since the conclusion of the primary season political pundits and the American people alike have been wondering if Barack
Obama is going to choose Hilary
Clinton as his running mate in the November election. The argument for the union is that Hilary won 19 million votes in the primary which should be reason enough for her to be Vice- President. Others who disagree say that it would be looked u
Here comes the N-word again 2008-07-19 19:15:00 Hello people and welcome to another Juice observation. A fews days ago on The View Whoopi Goldberg and Elizabeth Hasselbeck got into a heated argument about the N-word which I personally found a little amusing but it did make me think. Whenever you hear the N-word get discussed you always have the people come on and say we should ban the word so that nobody can ever use it. I hear this and think, Read more:comes
We don't have the energy for this! 2008-07-18 01:15:00 Hello people and welcome to another Juice observation. Unless you have been living under a rock you have seen the drastic increase in Gasoline prices over the years. There have been many long and short term proposals in order to solve this problem, but it seems like politics get in the way as usual. This seems to be an issue that people from both sides of the aisle should be able to agree upon. Th
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