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Everybody loves Chuck Norris jokes. Everybody. So, why not get one everyday? We'll provide them to you. All you have to do is read. No fancy asterisks. Nothing. Just read. And laugh. :)
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Chuck Norris Joke #48
2008-04-24 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris ' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
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Chuck Norris Joke #47
2008-04-23 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorAccording to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris Joke #46
2008-04-22 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
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Chuck Norris Joke #45
2008-04-21 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
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Chuck Norris Joke #45
2008-04-19 17:00:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
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Chuck Norris Joke #44
2008-04-18 17:24:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThere is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris Joke #43
2008-04-17 18:21:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorNine out of ten scientists agree that Chuck Norris , not the Big Bang, created the universe. The tenth scientist has never been found.
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Chuck Norris Joke #42
2008-04-16 18:06:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorJesus wears a bracelet that says, “What would Chuck Norris do?”
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Chuck Norris Joke #41
2008-04-15 18:20:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorCNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris Fact #40
2008-04-14 19:34:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris Joke #39
2008-04-12 08:38:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Chuck Norris Joke #38
2008-04-11 16:30:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThey say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris Joke #37
2008-04-10 18:24:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThe Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris ' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
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Chuck Norris Joke #36
2008-04-09 19:16:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorTNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris Joke #35
2008-04-08 18:18:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris ate a 10 pound steak in an hour. He spent the first 55 minutes banging the waitress.
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Chuck Norris Joke #34
2008-04-07 16:56:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Exclusive Chuck Norris Joke #5
2008-04-06 08:44:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorEvery Sunday, we feature an exclusive Chuck Norris joke only seen here. They may not be as good as the old classic ones, but hopefully they'll be decently funny.Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris Joke #33
2008-04-05 07:47:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorOnce a cobra bit Chuck Norris ' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris Joke #32
2008-04-04 19:29:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorIf at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris .
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Chuck Norris Joke #31
2008-04-03 17:44:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorA high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris Joke #30
2008-04-02 17:07:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorIt takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris Joke #29
2008-04-01 16:14:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThe leading causes of the death in the United States: 1. Heart attack 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris Joke #28
2008-03-31 16:28:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorIf you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Exclusive Chuck Norris Joke #4
2008-03-30 08:27:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorEvery Sunday, we feature an exclusive Chuck Norris joke only seen here. They may not be as good as the old classic ones, but hopefully they'll be decently funny.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris Joke #27
2008-03-29 13:39:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorWhen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris Joke #49
2008-04-25 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
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Chuck Norris Joke #50
2008-04-26 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorThere are three legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, and Chuck Norris .
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Chuck Norris Joke #51
2008-04-28 09:53:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorChuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris Joke #52
2008-04-29 16:31:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorAs President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris ."
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Chuck Norris Joke #54
2008-05-01 16:36:00
Technorati Tags:chuck norris, chuck, norris, chuck norris jokes, norris chuck, chuck jokes, norris jokes, chuck norris facts, chuck facts, norris facts, chuck norris funny, humorIndustrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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