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Escaped 2008-06-24 11:30:00 Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer." "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith." The third said "My name is Ken... Ken Tuckyfriedchicken!"
Running Fast 2008-06-24 11:30:00 A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
Daddy's Trick 2008-06-24 11:30:00 The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again." Read more:Trick
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Eating Vegetables 2008-06-23 12:30:00 A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." Read more:Vegetables
Earring 2008-06-23 12:29:00 A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings.""Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly."Well, I'm curious Read more:Earring
SOME COOL THOUGHTS! 2008-06-23 12:03:00 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probab
Why Car Ads With Male Models Are NOT ok! 2008-06-29 11:10:00 Humorous look at what happens when you replace female models with male models in the same poses for car ads!
SMOKE RING 2008-07-21 07:56:00 A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar.He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
Cloudy Clothing 2008-08-04 11:40:00 What do clouds wear under their clothes?Thunderware Read more:Clothing
good news 2008-07-26 12:20:00 The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world.""I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.
9/11 terrorist attack 2008-07-26 12:19:00 Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great building... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...Bush: What buildings? What people??Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?Bush: It's Eight in the morning.Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour! Read more:attack
Truth in Youth 2008-07-25 07:55:00 A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The copper said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and football!" Read more:Truth
Getting Used to It 2008-07-25 07:54:00 You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
Rules To Live By - 2008-07-25 07:52:00 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.6. M Read more:Rules
rules to live by 2008-07-25 07:48:00 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.26. I
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