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Universal Glory Hole 2008-03-29 18:04:00 Ever wonder why there's a multi-billion dollar diet industry? Me neither. Why haven't I? Because I'm not a fat bitch. Cunts can't keep their mouths shut for shit, so when they're not talking, they stuff it with food. If you don't believe me, here's the proof. Cunts think that their fucking mouths are, in some way, more important than their vagina's. You can observe this by simply going to the mall at any time when most men are earning back what their wives have been spending for the better part of 4 years. You'll see dozens of them. Know what else you'll see? None of them using their mouths for what God (a man) intended. And by intended I mean sucking cock, not eating and not talking. Their vagina's do it, why can't their mouths follow suit? Is it that difficult to not annoy e Read more:Universal
Jerry Springer: Exposing Women For What They Are... 2008-02-27 03:20:00 ...fat, money grubbing whores. A suggestion for the two whores fighting naked, HitTheTreadmill.com. As for the other two on the pole, well, you're still whores. NSFW Below.File this one under another reason to never get married.For your enjoyment, here's another one (NSFW). Notice how the female audience members willingly disrobe on command, thus confirming that all women are whores.Also notice how they were lezzing out. I don't know what that means exactly but it sure is awesome. I especially like how the cunts had their mics around their necks...reminded my of my dog. The only difference is that my dog is intelligent and well behaved. It also doesn't have the clap...or a vagina.El Chauvinisto Read more:Jerry
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No Ma'am. A Tribute Post To The Great Al Bundy. 2008-02-06 17:23:00 Below you'll find the Ballad of No Ma'am as well as the very first Married With Children episode featuring No Ma'am. I suggest listening to the Ballad of No Ma'am prior to watching the famous No Ma'am episode. It's that manly.Al Bundy
. Legend, lion, lover. To women he was all these. To men, he was just a TV character. A super fucking manly TV character. Women have a hard time grasping reality. That's why you find them eating Danishes and crying over their daytime stories. Anywho, enjoy the show.Part 1Part 2Part 3Don't forget this. Al Bundy VS fat women.Oh, and if you want a No Ma'am t-shirt, go here: Chauvinisto Read more:Great
Using Logic With Women Is Illogical 2008-01-17 22:10:00 I'm writing this today to try and help my fellow man. Many have fallen into the false assumption that women's brains work the same as ours. Unfortunately they're wrong (I know, it's hard to believe). They're used to debating fellow men on such subjects as politics, economics, war, women, and why MenAreBetterThanWomen
, amongst others. They're burning themselves out. They, like all men, don't half-ass anything.It's like a Major League All-Star team playing against the Sarasota Girls Softball troop. Risking injury for what?It doesn't matter how many home runs we hit, how many K's we rack up, how many runs we score, or how huge our payroll is. We play hard no matter what. All that matters is that we play "fair." But how can we when we're so much better? We can't. No matter how dirty Read more:Logic
Only Women Can Be Sluts 2008-01-07 20:21:00 You read the title correctly. Only women can be sluts. They are also the only sex fully capable of being a whore. You probably knew that already.I've heard many women on many occasions ask, "why is it 'cool' for a guy to have lots of sex but when a woman (broad, cunt, idiot, etc.) has a lot she is considered a slut?"I'll tell you why you stupid bitch. But first let me explain the difference between a whore and a slut.A whore by definition is: A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain; a prostitute.A slut on the other hand is defined as: A woman considered sexually promiscuous.So what are the differences between the two? They both act like floozies. They are both despised by society. There can't be that much of a difference. Or is there? Yes. There is. Read more:Women
Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - The Finale! 2007-12-20 17:07:00 This is episode four of the Dr. Phil "House of Judgment" show starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.Episodes 1&2 can be seen here.Episode #3 can be seen here.El Chauvinisto Read more:Finale
Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - Episode #3 2007-12-12 19:37:00 Here's the third installment of Dr. Phil's "House of Judgment" starring Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.If you've missed the first two episodes of Dr. Phil's "House of Judgment" you can watch them here.Episode
#4 - The Finale can be seen here.El Chauvinisto
If A Woman Were President... 2007-12-10 12:49:00 ...this wouldn't be too far from the truth. I don't give a shit who you vote for, just don't vote for Hillary. Hillary Clinton is a bitch.El Chauvinisto Read more:President
Dick Masterson on Dr. Phil - Episodes 1 & 2 2007-11-27 19:38:00 Just in case you missed them, I'm posting the first two installments of Dick Masterson of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com on the Dr. Phil show. I felt everyone needed a little reminder. Keep in mind that there are two more episodes to come!Episode #1Episode #2Watch episode #3 of Dr. Phil's "House Of Judgment" here.Episode #4 - The Finale can be seen here.El Chauvinisto
Even Monkeys Know a Woman's Place 2007-11-08 00:41:00 Ever go up to a woman and make lewd gestures and maybe even "touch your private parts? We've all done it, or at least wanted to. Picture it, some hot chick with no bra on, wearing a sweat-drenched thin white cotton t-shirt, tending the garden whilst the sun beats down on her showing you every detail of those fine perky breasts. How could you not want to? The bitch is just asking for it right? Just because she's in a whores uniform doesn't mean she's a whore, especially not in this country, or so they say. I guess it works the same in Kenya but the monkeys there don't seem to give a shit. The story, according to the British-based Telegraph, states that, "it was well known that monkeys and baboons have a penchant for harassing women rather than men, and even gesturing at them and touc Read more:Monkeys
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Women Drivers Galore! 2007-11-04 18:37:00 And I pay more for insurance.-Cunt takes 2 minutes to back out of a parking space.-Cunts will do anything to spend men's money.-This cunt failed the parking test.-Crazy cunt driver almost kills a man inside the building when she slams her car through a glass wall in Athens Greece video from a security camera-At least tell the parking attendant you dumb cunt.-Typical cunt driver.-Biggest spot, smallest car, cunt behind the wheel. Take a guess.-8th DUI For Woman Leaving MADD Meeting. One cunt asked the drunk bitch, "why didn't you say, I can't drive home now after I've heard all this?" I know, I know, is it because she is a woman with absolutely no reasoning skills? Why yes it is. And they want to put a woman in the White House.-Woman drives into a hole then goes in after her car. Geni Read more:Women
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Dolemite - Full Movie 2007-10-20 15:01:00 Click here to watch this movie.El Chauvinisto
Women Suck 2007-10-15 13:52:00 Don't fool yourselves bitches. This is how you all act. Women
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Bad Mommy - NSFW 2007-08-22 22:52:00 Not only are these moms bad parents, they're whores too. Taken from here.El Chauvinisto Read more:Mommy
Women Drivers 2007-08-22 22:30:00 I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you give women ANY power, they fuck it up. This time it happened to be a 1967 Shelby Cobra. What a waste.El Chauvinisto Read more:Women
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Women In The Workforce 2007-08-22 17:44:00 I wouldn't have a problem with women in the workforce if they dressed like this. El Chauvinisto Read more:Women
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Camkusu - Honorary Dumb Cunt of the Week 2007-08-21 14:02:00 "]]=(_)(|< \^/()|v|3|" found this over at to him, it was "written by an "S-Mod" chick named "Camkusu". She sounds really naive poor thing. But her list could do with some Man-novation!"And that's exactly what I plan on doing. My comments will be marked with "--"1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.--I assume by "neat and presentable" you mean, fat as fuck. And in that case, you couldn't be more wrong.2. Guys hate flirts.--Wrong! We hate cock teases. You obviously are a cock tease yet you consider yourself a flirt. That is why you think guys hate flirts.3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.--You're actually correct. Women will never think like men because they are fucking Read more:Honorary
How Feminist Are You? 2007-08-17 07:19:00 This is one of the most accurate online quizzes I've ever taken. It hit the nail right on the head.You Are 0% FeministYou are definitely not a feminist. In fact, you are every feminist's worst nightmare.You believe that women belong in the kitchen.... barefoot and pregnant.Are You a Feminist?El Chauvinisto
Sharking in Japan 2007-08-17 06:11:00 You can see the whole 50 minute 'Sharking in Japan
' movie at the El Chauvinisto forums. Click here to register.El Chauvinisto
Comment Hall of Shame 2007-08-05 03:26:00 Recently a person, who I will refer to as "Debbie," has been feverishly posting irate comments throughout this blog. Thanks to her, oh how should I say this...cuntsight, I have decided to start a new series. The Comment
Hall of Shame. Within the Hall will be a collection of the most memorable comments published here at El Chauvinisto. For those of you who are curious, you can check out the original post here. You can also click on the image above. ***BREAKING NEWS***My sources tell me that the infamous "Debbie" has been spotted on the internet. She seems to have her shit together. I've got a feeling we'll see her on David Letterman. Watch for yourself...I'm convinced.Fat Girl - Funny videos are hereEl Chauvinisto
Forum Update 2007-08-04 18:31:00 I've made a change to the El Chauvninisto forums. The "Got Beet?" section is now open to the public. Now, all of you who have a problem with my posts can take it up with me there. I did this because commenting via blogger is inefficient as fuck. You will still be allowed to post comments here but please keep them short. Anything requiring a full retort will be handled at the forums (so don't be a pussy, it's open to the public). I've also added several more full length feature films to the media section as well as a decent amount of porn. *MUST READ BELOW*It has come to my attention that simply bookmarking the forums will result in you being redirected to some random php blog. The only way to get through without the bullshit is to either click the link at the top of this blog or by Read more:Forum
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Violent Women 2007-07-29 21:03:00 \/Sperm Wrestling?\/El Chauvinisto Read more:Women
One Year Anniversary 2008-04-22 11:36:00 Today is the day. El Chauvinisto's birthday. Before I continue, I would just like to say thanks to MenAreBetterThanWomen and Dick Masterson, as well as everyone who did a Google search for skirt sharking. El Chauvinisto has surpassed my traffic goals for the year with over 10,000 hits. The amount of time I'm able to spend on this site is so minuscule that 10k unique visitors is quite an accomplishment for me. OK, without making this post too long and drawn out, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone one last time this year. Here's a little gift from me to you.Veronica Zemanova strips in the shower.Today El Chauvinisto is one year old...and counting.Thanks again.El Chauvinisto Read more:Anniversary
Cunt of the Year Eternity 2008-04-24 12:36:00 Hillary Clinton. Who the fuck does she think she is? Why she thinks she has better than a whores shot in church of becoming President is beyond me, but I've got a pretty good idea. She's a woman and women are dumb as fuck. Hillary Clinton isn't just any woman either, she's perhaps the biggest bitch of a cunt that's ever walked the face of slut-ass mother Earth. Welcome to Cunt of the Year: Hillary Clinton Edition.Presidency.There are several things I hate about the bitch, but I'll start with the obvious. She's running for fucking President. If she was running for president of her local PTA I'd still be pissed but I sure as fuck wouldn't spend my time writing about the shit. Ohhh no, she's got to be the President of the motherfucking United States of we're-fucked-if-she-wins. Aint Read more:Eternity
Women Can't Shit for Shit 2008-05-04 02:46:00 Today an eternal question raised by millions of men, by way of female idiocy, will be answered. Why do women go to the bathroom in groups?There are many schools of thought when it comes to this ridiculous topic. 1. To put on makeup.2. To blab to their whore friends about their problems.3. To snort coke. *This is actually very likely as you will see*4. To swap out blood plugs.5. To take a shit. *Correct Answer*The first reason, to put on makeup, makes sense but is completely wrong. As we all know, women are insecure as fuck and need to paint their faces on in order to feel good about themselves. The second thing about this, that all men know, is that women will not, under any circumstances, leave the house without makeup on. With that said, there is no reason for women to get up from t Read more:Women
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