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Baghban - Bloopers 2008-04-20 01:25:47 Baghban - Bloopers
1. In BAGHBAN,right after Holi Amitabh and Hema go to stay with their sons for a period of 6 months. During this period, Diwali gets no mention but Valentine's Day is celebrated, after which KarwaChauth celebrations take place.How is this possible in a period of 6 months?
2. Amitabh Bachchan sings a sone over the phone to Hema Malini after inserting Re 1 coin.Even though the
Baadshah - Bloopers 2008-04-20 01:25:47 Baadshah - Bloopers
1. A kitten jumps over Twinkle Khanna when Shah Rukh is talking to her. So how come when Shah Rukh picks it up it becomes a full grown cat.
2. In the midst of a fight between Shah Rukh and Sharad Saxena, a bandage mysteriously appears on Shah Rukhs left little finger.
Teacher And Naughty Students (Hindi) 2008-04-20 01:18:19 Teacher And Naughty Students (Hindi
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SIR: BACHCHO KASAM KHAO KABHI SHARAB, CIGERETTE NAHI PIOGE, NON-VEG NAHI KHAOGE.
BACHCHE: NAHI KHAENGE SIR.
SIR: KABHI LADKIYON KO NAHI CHHEDOGE.
BACHCHE: THEEK HAI SIR.
SIR: JUA NAHI KHELOGE.
BACHCHE: OK SIR.
SIR: DESH KE LIYE JAAN BHI DE DOGE.
BACHCHE : DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA ….. Read more:Teacher
Dreams 2008-04-20 01:15:41 Dreams
A Romantic Story For My Sweetheart
One night, A girl her name was Catherin was fondly thinking of her boyfriend, Anthony. His birthday was coming up and she wanted to do something extra special for him. So, she decided to ask God for help.
Catherin called out: "God?"
God replied: "Yes, my dear Catherin".
Catherin asked: "I think that my boyfriend, Anthony, is the most wonderful man. Read more:Dreams
I Love You 2008-04-20 01:07:43 I Love You
An I Love You Letter
Background
Does absence make the heart grow fonder? Maybe so. I wrote this I Love You letter while I was away from my sweetheart for a week. In it I share with my sweetheart some of the reasons I love her.
My Beloved Jenny,
I love you! Just writing that puts a smile on my face. You put a smile on my face.
I love you because of your sweetness, your kindness,
Shayari SMS 2008-04-20 01:03:32 1)Raat ko Raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
Dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi detd,
Hum to tumhe chaand b de dete,
Magar chaand ko chaand ka tohfa nahi dete.
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2)Har pal me pyar hai, Har lamhe me khushi hai, Kho do to yaadein hai, Jee lo to zindagi hai
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3)Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai,
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana Read more:Shayari
, SMS
Friendship Shayari & Poems 2008-04-20 00:59:57 lafz aap do, geeth hum banayenge
manzil aap pao, raasta hum banayenge,
khush ap raho khushiyan hum dilayenge ,
ap bas dost bane raho, dosti hum nibhayenge
2)log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se
khwab aake meri chat Read more:Shayari
, Friendship
, Poems
Ankho Se Ansu Chura Lete Hai Wahi Log 2008-04-20 00:55:57 Rastho mei mila karte hai kayi log
Phir Zindagi ka hisa ban jaye karte hai wahi log
Ankho se ansu chura lete hai wahi log
Dadhkano ka silsila badate hai wahi log
Koobsurat si raho per chalate hai wahi log
Ummedo ka diya jalte hai wahi log
Hume hum se churate hai wahi log
Janamo janamo tak saath dege wada karte hai wahi log
Jina sikhate sikhate phir tanha kyo kar jate hai wahi log..
Uski Gali Mein Phir Mujhe 2008-05-25 12:33:57 Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo
Majboor kar ke mujhe mere yaar ley chalo
Shayed yeh mera vehm ho, mera khayal ho
Mumkin hai us ko mere baad, mera malal ho
Pachta raha ho ab mujhe, dar sa utha ke woh
Baitha ho meri raah mein, aankhain biccha ke woh
Us ne bhi to kiya tha mujhe pyar, le chalo…
Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo…….
Deewana keh ke logon ne har baat taal di
Letter To Mr. Bill Gates 2008-05-25 12:32:02 Dear Mr Bill Gates
,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this Read more:Letter
, Bill Gates
Mast - Bloopers 2008-05-25 12:23:31 1. Aftab boards an express train from pune.But when he reaches Mumbai,he alights from a local train at CST station .Funny.
2. When asked by his friends,Aftab says that his house number is 203.But later when he brings Urmila home,his house number reads as 2A 3266/A 5818.Did he switch homes overnite?
3. Aftab goes to Urmila’s house in a rickshaw. So how come on alighting, the rickshaw drives of Read more:Bloopers
Kuch Kuch Hota hai - Bloopers 2008-05-25 12:21:53 1. In the scene when Rani Mukherji talks about babys features to Farida Jalal "Bilkup Papa Par Gayi..." it is not real baby, it is a doll, you can not see baby blinking her eyes, and no hair. But the next continuing scene when she handovers the baby to Farida Jalal it is real baby.
2. Rani Mukherjee leaves eight letters for her daughter to be read by the girl on each birthday .Did she e Read more:Bloopers
Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh 2008-05-25 12:19:15 Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architec Read more:Banta
, Singh
Hum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aaya Tha 2008-05-25 12:16:05 Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.
Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.
Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.
Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA
Woh Hamara Imtihan Kya Legi 2008-05-25 12:15:04 Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Kabir Vani & Software Engineer 2008-05-25 12:11:37 Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye
SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye
Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye
SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.
Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat Read more:Software
Santa Banta SMS Collection 2008-05-25 12:08:52 Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
~~ Read more:Banta
, Santa
, SMS
, Santa Banta
Kisi ne pucha dost kya hai? 2008-05-25 12:05:20 Kisi ne pucha dost kya hai?
Maine kanto par chal kar bata diya,
Kitna pyar karoge dost ko?
Maine pura aasman dikha diya,
Kaise rakhoge dost ko?
Maine halke se phoolon ko sehla diya,
Kisi ki nazar lag gayi to?
Maine palkon mein uss ko chupa liya,
Jaan se bhi pyara dost kise kehte ho?
Maine tera naam bata diya.
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