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Reasons not to have a Mobile Phone 2007-02-26 13:00:00 I've had a mobile phone for about 9 years. At first I had a pay as you go phone, but I never had the money to put more credit on it, and my parents wouldn't pay for it as I didn't call them, and they could still call me.Eventually I had to pay for my own phone, and in order to get a decent one I had to get a contract, otherwise the phones were too expensive. Over the years my contracts have become gradually more and more expensive as I always want a new phone. My top five reasons not to own a mobile are:1. I can never be bothered to change any of the default settings.2. The games are rubbish.3. I hate the annoying ringtones.4. It costs a small fortune.5. People can get hold of you anywhere.I don't know why a phone maker hasn't decided to make JUST A PHONE. The best phone I ever owned was smaller than a RAZR, and it worked wonderfully. Since then I've had phones that take pictures (badly), let you play crap games (badly), let you record videos (badly) and listen to music (badly). Read more:Reasons
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Names for Breasts 2007-02-22 15:06:00 I consider myself a breast man. Some people like asses (I'm partial to a fine ass myself), some people like feet, or legs, or stomachs, but I've always been a boob man, and I think I always will be. Ever since I first discovered Page 3 in the Sun (NSFW) as a kid, I have been fascinated with the upper abdominal area of the females of the species.I'm obviously not alone in my admiration of the mammaries as there are a huge number of names for these beautiful and elusive organs. Here's my Top 5:1. The Twins/The Girls2. Fun Bags3. Sweater Pets4. Puppies5. ChesticlesAs far as I'm concerned, puppies are a completely different species of breast, it's like what most boobs want to look like when they grow up. It's the type of boobs which are natural (or the result of a very good jaunt in hospital), where the breast is very round in shape, perky, with the nipples pointing directly forward. Kind of like when a woman squeezes her tits together and leans forward... Sorry, I drifted off ther Read more:Names
Song Covers I Love 2007-02-21 16:50:00 Continuing the musical theme of the last couple of posts here are some excellent cover versions. This is where I get to be the hypocrite, as I believe most of these have been released as singles, if not all of them. However they were all done differently to the original version, as far as I am aware, the only one I'm not sure on is Jeff Buckley, as I've never heard the original version.All of the songs except for the Marilyn Manson one are slower and, it seems to me at least, a lot sadder. They seem to get a lot more of the emotion of the song. That's probably because their is barely any accompaniment, and the lyrics can be interpreted in that way.1. Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley2. Mad World - Gary Jules3. Johnny Cash - Hurt4. Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams5. Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'oleWhile these are great songs, and great versions, they do still get on my nerves sometimes. Well it's not that they get on my nerves, it's that they get overused. If y Read more:Covers
Tips on making a Mix Tape 2007-02-16 12:35:00 I used to love making
Mix Tapes when I was younger. I never had many CDs or tapes of my own, so making a Mix Tape was my only way of getting hold of the music I wanted. After all, the internet wasn't really around in the form it is now, and my access to it was very limited, I had no idea of the magical and illegal things I could do.So I would make a list of my favourite songs at the time, around 40 would normally be a good number. Then I'd go around school, finding who had the CDs I needed and would lend me them for an afternoon. Once I had collected all the CDs I needed I'd head to my room and get recording, but I always kept these tips in mind:1. Don't put two songs by the same band next to each other.2. Sudden changes in pace break the flow.3. All tapes must have an excellent first song.4. But the second song must be better.5. The third song takes it down a bit, then the rest builds to the final song.First of all it's best if you plot out your track listing, I could always fit
Song Covers I Despise 2007-02-14 16:46:00 There's a large number of reasons that I hate cover versions. I should probably be more specific. I hate cover versions that are sung in exactly the same style as the original, and/or are released as singles. Singles should be reserved for original songs, EVEN charity singles.Lots of pop boy or girl bands start their careers with cover versions, or those gimps who win X Factor or Pop Idol inevitably release their version of Unchained Melody. Most recently the British X Factor winner released a cover version of a Kelly Clarkson song. Not surprisingly, she hasn't been heard from since. Here's my Top 5 most terrible covers:1. Will Young - Light My Fire2. Madonna - American Pie3. Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'n Roll4. McFly - Don't Stop Me Now5. Girls Aloud vs Sugababes - Walk This WayArtists like Madonna should know better. If her originality isn't what it once was, she shouldn't resort to generic dance tunes and bad covers to keep her career alive. She's got enough money, stop pu Read more:Covers
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Actors I avoid 2007-02-13 17:28:00 Everyone has actors who they like, and they'll watch a movie with them in, because they're good at what they do. On the other hand there are actors who no one in their right mind would want to watch, and you actively avoid, lest you try and scrape out your own eyes in protest of what your watching.A few of the actors who put me off of watching films are:1. Jennifer Lopez - You would, but everything she does is terrible.2. Julia Roberts - Almost certainly a chick flick, and not a good one.3. Richard Gere - He's like a Julia Roberts clone, but with a different chromosome.4. Patrick Swayze - Except for Donnie Darko, his acting is bad and dancing does not a fighter make.5. David Caruso - AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!I've got quite a lot of actors that force me to rethink watching a film, and generally I'll wait for someone I trust to tell me it's a good film, before I put my eyeballs in harms way. Actors like Hugh Grant, Martin Lawrence, Robert Redford and Sean Penn also provoke this kind
Adverts I Love 2007-02-09 13:33:00 Currently AnonymousCoworker has a post up about annoying adverts. Well I know of plenty of annoying adverts, but decided to be positive today, after all, it's Friday, and I get to go home soon! I'm sure this post's evil twin will rear it's malformed head soon enough.So here's a bunch of adverts which are either clever, funny or just bring a smile to my face:1. Jon West Tuna - Bear Fight2. VW Polo - Viral Ad, Small but tough3. Lynx - Billions of Girls | Perfect Girlfriends | Touch4. Guinness - The Surfer | Racing Snails | Evolution5. Honda - Balance | The Choir | Power of Dreams | Hate DieselThere were two more Guinness ads I really liked, but I couldn't find them; one was the actual snail racing advert, and the other was where a guy is swimming in a race against the perfect pint.Another one I didn't include in my list, but remembered afterwards is Reebok's Terry Tate: Office Linebacker ad, which is a piece of genius rolled in amusing violence and lovingly delivered to you on a Read more:Adverts
Reasons I hate Snow 2007-02-07 17:00:00 There's supposed to be snow heading our way in the next couple of days, and personally I'm looking forward to it. I'm a winter person, I love snow. I prefer being cold, because that means that I can just put more clothes on, and keep myself warm, whereas in the summer, there's only so many clothes you can take off to keep yourself cool in the heat.What annoys me about snow, is the stupific reactions of people in this country when there is snow around, beautifully demonstrated here. So here's my Top 5 reasons why I also hate snow:1. Women always complain about being cold - That's because your wearing a mini-skirt and sandals!2. The snow we get in this country is pathetic, no chance for a snowman or skiing.3. The inside of my house gets smokey as we can't open the windows.4. It's slippery.5. People drive like they're a Knucklehead McSpazzatron.If your paying attention you'll probably realise that the only point I was really going for was No. 5, the others are just filler. I do Read more:Reasons
reasons I will miss Sneezy 2007-02-05 18:05:00 I had more bad news over the weekend as I found one of my pet rats had died over Friday night. Sneezy wasn't the most originally named pet, and I shouldn't say but she was my favourite. The sneezing was an indication that she had an infection, and she was sneezing when we got her, and despite our efforts, never really got better. She did well to last the six months.The Wench came and woke me up on Saturday morning, worried that she wasn't moving, so I got up to take a look. We found her curled up in her house, having past away during the night. I was surprised by how upset I was, as I had become very attached to her. Here's my Top 5 things I loved about her:1. She used to come and say 'Hi' when I got back from work2. She'd climb up the front of her cage to get a treat, then hang there and eat it3. She could jump nearly 4 foot from a standing start4. For a small rodent, she was surprisingly interactive and intelligent5. When we got them out to play, she was the most adventurousSn
Stupid Drunken Questions 2007-02-02 16:50:00 Sooner or later at some point in everyone's life they take the time to become properly intoxicated and then spend the night with their significant other, or a group of close friends, and sit about setting the world to rights. Or in my case, asking stupid questions and thinking how great your answers are.In the past couple of weeks there have been quite a few Friday and Saturday nights spent in this fashion, and while the large majority of things we talked about are either boring or I've forgotten about them, here's five that I can remember:1. Would it be better to have a pound note than a pound coin?2. Are music, films, sport and games justifiable items to list as your interests?3. Does playing Wii sports really make you fitter?4. What is the sweatier sport: Basketball or Squash?5. Is Frankenstein's Monster also the abominable snowman?A few of these are quite hard to decide on. For example Squash, similar to racquetball in the US, is possibly the most physically demanding sport I' Read more:Stupid
New Drama Series I'm watching 2007-02-01 11:46:00 I really like American TV, it has so many improvements over British TV. For starters all of the seasons are about four times longer, with a team of writers and a much bigger budget. A typical British TV series is about 6 episodes, which is ridiculous, which is why I think we make good comedy, because it doesn't have to last too long, so you don't get bored.Also most of the shows I like to watch are an hour long, so combined with the long running series they can really pull you in. I decided to do this Top 5 about drama series as there's also a lot of US comedy I like, and it'd need a list of it's own. So here's my Top 5 US dramas:1. ER2. Desperate Housewives3. House MD4. CSI5. Prison BreakQuite a few people would probably say 'What about Lost? Or Grey's Anatomy?' and then I say 'Because they're not very good'. Put simply, I got bored of them. Grey's Anatomy as it's far too soppy, and ER and House are much better medical dramas. I think Lost is getting lost itself, in it'
Questions scientists can't answer 2007-01-29 17:44:00 It's always interesting to find out exactly what we DON'T know. We're always being told things on TV and the Discovery Channel about things we've discovered, but not many people are brave enough to be vocal on everything we don't know about. Scientists give the impression they know everything, with their giant glasses, shiny white coats and bad hair, looking down on regular people with an air of disdain and smug arrogance.So it's good to find out what we can throw back in their faces as examples of their stupidity. Here's my Top 5 things you can embarrass a smart ass with:1. How does a fertilized egg become a human?2. Why do we sleep?3. Where did life come from?4. How does the brain produce consciousness?5. What is the universe made of?These points are courtesy of Wired, who have a list of quite a few things we don't really know about. It seems bizarre to me that we're apparently so advanced, and yet we don't know how our brains work, or what makes up 96% of space, or even ho Read more:scientists
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Extra Bills I've had to pay recently 2007-01-26 12:06:00 I like the idea of karma, most of the time. I'm not a bad person, I don't do bad things. In fact I like to think of myself as a nice person. I don't go out of my way to be awesome and do really good deeds, but if you dropped your wallet, I'd probably let you know as you were walking off, or I'd try and get it back to you.Which is why I can't understand when a whole bunch of bad stuff ends up on me and the Wench all at once. What heinous murders or other wrongdoings must I have committed in a past life to be this unlucky? Here's my top 5 reasons for feeling done over by karma:1. Late payment charge2. Ground Rent3. Maintenance Fee4. MOT5. Plumber's call out chargeThe late payment charge was kind of our fault, the Wench has changed jobs, so we're a bit low on cash, and she became overdrawn on an account. The MOT is on our car which is only ours as our last one got written off in an accident that wasn't my fault (seriously, it was parked and I was at work in a different city), so Read more:Extra
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Reasons I don't like living in York 2007-01-25 12:36:00 Yeah, you knew it had to be coming...While York is a really nice place to live, it's not without it's downsides. It may be a city, but it's pretty small. While this is a plus point, after all, I don't like busy cities, it can be negative at times. It means that there's fewer jobs, and less room in the centre at busy times. Here's my top 5 reasons that I don't like living in York:1. There's not many jobs in my sector so I have to work in Leeds2. I hate the buses3. I hate the trains4. I hate the tourists5. It's far away from all my old friendsI went to boarding school in south England, but York is in the north, making it hard to see my old friends. While I now have new friends I think it's a shame to be so far away from the mates I grew up with. We meet up a few times a year and try to keep in touch, but there can be a long time between visits.The main things I hate about York have to do with travel, and mostly commuting. I'm new to the whole commuting thing, and it's not one Read more:Reasons
Ideas for the Wench's Birthday 2007-01-19 12:36:00 I'm usually pretty good at deciding on presents, I've come up with some really good ones in the past. The trouble is that the Wench's birthday is so close to Christmas, I've already used my good ideas a few weeks before. I normally ask for ideas as well, to try and get some creative juices oozing, but so far everything she's come up with has been delegated to other family members.Even more unfortunate is the fact that I've left it so late to get her present this year, as her birthday is on Sunday. I better remember to at least get a card... Here's my top 5 ideas for presents so far.1. A DS game - I got her one for Christmas and now all she plays is Solitaire.2. A Wii game - She seemed very interested in Warioware Smooth Moves.3. Money for clothes - A cop out, but I dare not buy them myself and she needs new work clothes.4. Her Soul - I won it from her in a bet the other week.5. A Slave 'Adopt' some home help - Possibly illegal, but the orphan would be so glad of the home they Read more:Birthday
Reasons I hate the wind 2007-01-18 16:04:00 Currently England is in the grip of Gale force winds. While these may not be the strongest winds in the world it's still really annoying weather. I find wind is my least favourite type of weather. Rain can be nice, and it's not going to kill you, and I love snow. But as soon as you add wind in to the mix everything sucks that little bit more. A downpour becomes a storm, snow becomes a blizzard, a sunny day becomes cold.Generally wind is useless except for ruining your day. Here's my top 5 reasons why:1. It serves hardly any purpose.2. It can make any other kind of weather worse.3. It's hell to drive in.4. It can ruin the nicest day.5. It means that somewhere else in the world it's hot.Wind is the only truely life threatening weather, outside of freak occurences. It makes stuff fall out of the sky, it knocks down trees, powerlines and even houses. I'd rather drive in any other kind of weather than wind, even a literal rain of cats and dogs. I'd just turn my wipers on and head hom Read more:Reasons
Reasons I like living in York 2007-01-17 11:47:00 When I was younger we moved around a lot. My Dad was in the military so we moved every 2 years. I've lived in a few different places in England, a few in Germany and even in Cyprus. I really liked moving around a lot, it never got boring, as I always got to see the best bits of wherever we went. As I went to boarding school as well it really made the holidays feel like holidays, as I was always somewhere new.However as I got older I used to get bored not being at school. While I had school friends, I had few friends at home and hoped we could stay somewhere long enough for me to make some. My Dad's final posting was to York, and he liked the area so much we stayed here. Here's 5 reasons why I like York:1. I'm not a city person, York is a city, but it's small2. It's the longest I've ever lived anywhere3. There's lots of history4. My family is here5. I have some very good friends hereAs I've been in York for around 10 years now I've gotten to know it better than anywhere I've Read more:Reasons
Reasons the Wench is growing Horns 2007-01-11 17:21:00 This isn't some weird thing I'm just deciding to write about, the Wench is actually growing proper Horns
. From her head! I'd provide photographic proof but she won't let me near her, especially as she's going through her blossoming, adolescent phase. Maybe when they're fully grown I can get her to show them off and get a picture.In the meantime I can only guess as to why she's suddenly sprouting horns. Here are my Top 5 guesses:1. She's really a faun, her legs will start to change once the horns stop growing.2. A witch has cast a spell on her, cursing her for some insult.3. She ate some magic/radioactive substance which is giving her superpowers.4. The horns are a physical representation of her inherent evilness.5. She's the daughter of the devil, transforming into her final form as her father's time draws near.I guess I'll just have to wait and see how big they get, it might help narrow down my options. They could be useful, like for driving off criminals in a dangerous sit Read more:Reasons
Most Inappropriate Sex Aids 2007-01-10 15:31:00 You always see in films (or porn) various items being used in sex games, or as sex toys. Such as that scene from 9 1/2 weeks in front of the fridge. Yeah, you know the one. Now there are some items around which could be very painful, or possibly embarrassing, to use as 'sex aids'.I'm not sure where the idea for some of these came from, and I don't really want to either, but here's my top 5:1. A Cactus - That's not going to be comfortable2. Snot - I can't imagine a snot fetishist3. A Laptop - With no porn on it4. Schindler's List - Yes, the film5. A GunI could've gone so many different ways with this heading... Like the most painful sex toys, or the stupidest, or the most unsexy. I thought a broader range of topic would help with the results. But really, a gun is always going to win. Your involving an object intended to end life in an act designed to create it, how inappropriate is that? Also technically any sex involving a gun could be construed as rape, or as a friend of mine
New Year's Resolutions 2007-01-03 11:56:00 I'm finally back after the best Christmas ever. We had our own Christmas, our first one in our own apartment, without going to our parents. The Wench's brother also came and we all had a great time.Normally I don't bother with resolutions, and if I do I seldom keep them. My resolution from last year I barely managed to pull off before the end of the year. But this year the Wench and I have joint resolutions and we even wrote them down. Here's my Top 5:1. Do exercise 3 times a week2. Finish my websites3. Save for my tattoo4. Get a new phone contract5. Sort out my payrise at workWe have 12 shared in total, with a few extra each, most of them to do with saving money or getting exercise. I probably should've done a few more about cutting down on my absinthe binges and orgies, we are getting married next year after all. It's almost like I'm getting old, next thing I know I'll be suggesting that I don't use my superpowers for evil, as all the Heroes are starting to get annoying with Read more:Resolutions
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Secret Santa Gifts 2006-12-20 17:21:00 Secret Santa
always seems like a bit of a cop out, but if your short on pennies, ideas or even friends, it's a good way of joining in with the Christmas fun.At my office we decided to set a limit of £5, and as none of us are particularly swimming in cash this seemed fair enough. Here's my Top 5 suggestions for a present:1. A Gift Certificate - The ultimate in thoughtlessness, unless it's from a woman and is redeemable for hot loving.2. A pint - One drink? For a fiver? How cheap are you?3. A rubber band gun - Office warfare here we come.4. A USB Missile Launcher - For the cubicle commando who has everything else.5. A Lapdance.In the end I got a radio controlled car, I don't expect it to last long, but I'm sure I can have some fun with it. I got my victim presentee(?) a small slingshot, complete with soft foam balls to fire at the receptionist. If he fires any of them at me, I'll just wire some home made explosives to my radio controlled car and drive it under his swiveling chai Read more:Gifts
Blended Objects 2006-12-19 17:24:00 I've never heard of them before, but apparently Blendtec blenders are to blending like Superman is to retarded chickens. By that I mean that compared to a normal blender, or a retarded chicken in Superman's case, Blendtec blenders are in a whole new class.I've never seen these adverts before, but I've heard that in America these are quite popular. Here are my favourite videos from the bunch, where the guy uses the blender to blend some everyday objects:1. An iPod2. Pens3. A Bottled Beverage4. Golf Balls5. MarblesAll I could think of watching these videos was how much I needed one of these blenders. Not that I blend a lot of stuff, but I would. It wouldn't be edible either, I'd just make it my life's work to try and break one with something ridiculous, or use it to dispose of bodies, because I'm running out of room under my patio and the neighbours are getting inquisitive about my late night digging.
Things I hate about the new trains 2006-12-13 12:25:00 I commute every weekday to work, which means I have to get the train, as there aren't enough car parking spaces at my work for me to park. I would gladly take longer to drive to work than have to get the train every day.Recently the company that runs the trains I take decided to buy new trains. This should have been excellent, a new shiny and improved train service, faster, more comfortable and with air conditioning! Here's the top 5 things I hate about these new trains:1. They sway, which makes standing up on them difficult.2. They have massive double doors, reducing seat numbers and letting all the cold air in3. They are slower than the old trains4. I haven't figured where to stand yet to get next to the doors when the train stops5. They have far fewer seatsI can live with all the other problems, but the lack of seats is ridiculous. You expect new trains to improve your commute, but now I have to stand all the way to work as there are less seats. Where's the logic in this? The pe
Mistakes Women Make During Sex 2006-12-12 17:46:00 I found something stupid the other day. This is the guide for the Top 50 mistakes men make when having sex. It honestly reads like it's been written by a 13 year old girl, or Disney. If you HAVE to have sex, for God's sake make sure you do it right, or don't do it at all!Luckily at the bottom I also found this, in the form of a retort. This is a proper guide for women, and the best I've ever read. It should be taught in schools! Here's my Top 5 mistakes mentioned in it:1. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.2. Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. Its your choice to stop, but don't look all fucking surprised when he's confused. You got him nake Read more:Women
Ways to act like a Ninja 2006-12-05 18:16:00 To celebrate Day of the Ninja
we are all encouraged to act like a ninja for a day. We can't all actually BE ninjas for a day, as we haven't had a lifetimes worth of training and awesomeness implants, but for one day, we can ACT like ninjas, to make the world a little more deadly.Here are a few things you can try to act like a ninja:1. Make a ninja mask out of a t-shirt2. Make a paper shuriken (Your only acting like a ninja remember)3. Practice blending in with your environment4. Research and find out 'What would a Ninja do?'5. Try not to flip out and kill too many peoplePersonally I'll be wearing my mask and flinging stars all the way home from work, and if I see any police I'll blend into the background. Probably by taking the mask off and walking into a bar, ninjas are smart like that. You can't be too careful running around in a mask these days, I might be mistaken for a terrorist or something, and unlike real ninjas, I can be killed by conventional weapons, and severely inju
Soppiest Teen Drama 2007-02-28 18:24:00 There's a distinct lack of decent TV around for all times of the day, and prime time TV is where the good shits at. But sometimes the decent slots are filled with rubbish. Like reality TV, which I despise and would gladly use one of my three magic wishes to destroy, along with everyone who has ever appeared in one.But 'Teen Dramas' also twist my nipples. Most of these shows are incredibly popular, and below are listed my top 5 soppiest:1. Beverley Hills, 902102. Party of Five3. One Tree Hill4. The OC5. Dawson's CreekA major reason I don't like these shows is because of the terrible storylines brought about by teenage angst. Luckily I was never an angsty teenager, mostly because I liked my parents, I went to boarding school and I was getting some. So the fact that these rich kids in nice houses and ideal lives were getting in such trouble just seemed so ridiculous.I once made the mistake of watching a few of these shows, until I realised that I couldn't actually understand a singl
Reasons to quit smoking 2007-03-07 13:27:00 I am a smoker. I'm a bit of a rubbish smoker as well. I only really smoke when the Wench smokes, and she's been smoking since she was 4, or something like that. I only smoke a lot when I'm drinking, and it's when I'm drinking I really get the urge to smoke as well.I keep trying to give the Wench reasons to quit, but they never work, and I'm too lazy to quit if she keeps on doing it, so it's a bit of a vicious cycle, as I could be leading by example. Here are some of the reasons I've given her to quit:1. It's expensive2. It smells3. Wheezing/coughing/general unhealthiness4. Lung cancer5. There are NO benefitsThe weird thing is there are NO BENEFITS to smoking. Yet it's such a popular habit. People claim it relaxes you. The only time having a cigarette has relaxed me was when I hadn't had one for 2 days and my body was craving the nicotine. It's only relaxing if your addicted and jonesing for a hit. On the other hand it has some monstrous negatives, listing death as one of it Read more:Reasons
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Quotes: A Film Quote Quiz 2007-03-08 12:39:00 When I was at boarding school I was the only kid there who had a video player, and a decent collection of videos as well. I was at school at around the time DVDs were coming out, so there were a lot of sales on at the time, and my video collection was pretty large. Unfortunately since then my video player has died so I now have to try and replace them all.Anyway, we used to say a lot of lines from the films we watched, and I was known for being able to name the films they were from. Here's 5 to test your film knowledge:1. "I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp."2. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY."3. "You want to be a big cop in a small town, fuck off to the Model Village."4. "You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit."5. "What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong"I'm not sure many will get number 3, as it's a new film and I don't know if it's been released in the US yet. The rest are out on DVD Read more:Quotes
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Pieces of Excercise Equipment I Own 2007-03-14 18:11:00 You know when you think "If I bought gym equipment so I could exercise at home, I wouldn't need to go to a gym"? A clever person then realises that if your not going to a gym the chances of you doing exercise are less than your chances of surviving a raptor attack. I've had a few of these moments, and by my own metaphor, I would be a bloody lump of bones, being picked through by prehistoric scavengers.In my attempts to lower my gym bills I have purchased a number of pieces of fitness equipment. I've used a few of them, but most of the time they just lean against the wall, taking up much needed living space. A few times I've not even assembled the equipment. Here's my top 5:1. A Powerball - Used 3 times in a year.2. A Rowing Machine - Used quite a bit in the first 2 years, once or twice in the 2 years since.3. Free Weights - Used quite a bit for six months, once or twice in the 3 years since.4. A Weight Bench - Never been used.5. Cross Trainer - Bought 2 weeks ago, not been used ye Read more:Excercise
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Comedy Shows Right Now 2007-03-16 13:30:00 The Wench is currently on a bit of a comedy bender. Pretty much everything we watch has to be funny. I can see where she's coming from, our year has started badly so far and getting a bit of a laugh is what we need. Laughter is pretty therapeutic, and it's nice to have a chuckle every now and then. It has limited our viewing options quite a bit though, and my stack of DVDs to watch has steadily grown as we're never in the mood.Here's our current top 5 shows we watch to lighten our moods of an evening:1. Futurama2. Family Guy3. Robot Chicken4. American Dad5. Drawn TogetherNothing quite cheers me up like a bit of inappropriate humour, which American Dad, Robot Chicken and Drawn Together can all deliver in spades. I love it when nothing is sacred and absolutely anything can be used for a joke, because it's not like anyone can complain if they're picking on everyone. Blacks, whites, gays, jocks, fatties, twiglets, no matter your race, class, sexuality, handicap or lifestyle your like Read more:Comedy
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