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A Married Man Handles The In-Laws 2008-04-14 19:00:15 Here are some tips from a Married Man to deal with the in-laws:1) Eat whatever they offer. Do not forget to get a second helping. If you're lucky enough like the Married Man, your mother in-law can actually cook. If not, just get the Actal ready.2) Listen to what they're saying. Do NOT argue, even though they think that Michael Jackson is innocent.3) Always like what they like. You're lucky if their interest is American Idol. Unlucky if it's Kwek Mambo Anita.4) Live near them. This would negate the need to stay at their house for too long. They wouldn't bug you as often as you think they would. And you can always send your wife if you want to hang out with they boys.5) Do NOT create a culture of giving. It's a dangerous precedent when you start giving gifts or buy them dinner too often, to
A Married Man & Expenses 2008-04-13 08:34:20 A Married Man used to spend RM 300 a week on himself.A Married Man now spend only RM 200 a week for himself ++.Why? How?A Married Man found out that parents dig married sons more than bachelor ones.A Married Man is often invited for dinners, lunches and breakfasts more frequently than when he was a Promiscuous Man living by himself.Minus the club scene, the late nights at the Mamaks, the endless "food adventure" and of course the discreet dinner dates that Promiscuous Man are fond of and used to, then the whole reduction in expenses theory seems entirely plausible.A Married Man is arguing that getting married is one of the world's best-kept secret in the battle against inflation.Maybe those guys advocating polygamy is on to something. Read more:Expenses
A Married Man Explains 2008-04-11 20:19:24 The Married Man has raised some interesting questions. Especially on his very own existence.How did the Formerly Promiscuous Man turn to A Married Man?Life is about choices. A Married Man made a choice.95.6% of the time, A Married Man is more than happy with his choice.It's the other 4.4% that comes into the picture. It's the sexy minority.The sexy minority that you want to read, yes. But more importantly, it's the sexy minority that A Married Man CAN'T discuss with his wife. "What about friends?"None are married. Most are not even in a relationship. Would they understand?
A Married Man & TGIF 2008-04-11 03:59:24 A Married Man remembers the Friday 2 weeks before his marriage.Out in the club, with a bunch of friends. "Coolly" sipping a glass of Coke (you soft bastard). Looked to the left. Girls in tube tops and tight-ass jeans.Looked to the right. Girls in mini dresses and sipping cocktails.Looked everywhere. Girls, girls, girls.Maybe just a figment of A Married Man's memory. The reality was that in almost any club the ratio of Male to Female is close to 4:1. This might despair the bunch of friends.But not Formerly Promiscuous Man aka A Married Man. It just means that if you get on with a girl (aka she dances WITH you - forget fucking. That's only in BangBus), you've just beaten the odds. And Formerly Promiscuous Man almost always beat the odds (cocky bastards).Today is Friday. Will spend time with
A Married Man Battles Temptation 2008-04-10 06:30:41 How does a Married Man react when faced with a drop-dead gorgeous girl?Let's rephrase that: How does a young, former Promiscuous Male but now a Married Man resist asking for that cute 20 year old promoter's phone number?Option 1 : Bite your tongueOption 2 : Smash your cell phoneOption 3 : Run away Option 4 : Think about what your wife will do if she finds outOption 5 : Screw it, who's gonna know?Life is like a box of chocolate. Just make sure you choose the right box.Sigh Read more:Battles
A Married Man Hate Meetings 2008-04-09 05:21:34 Meetings - A collection of ill-prepared individuals pretending to be interested in a 50 year old lady's PowerPoint presentation.Repeat the above 3 times a day. Married Man will lose his mojo.Mojo - the debonair playboy sexual spirit residing within every man that is irrepressible to the ladies if used in the right manner.Married Man needs his mojo. But isn't he married? (Sexist pig)Jimmy Carter: "It's okay to lust in the heart".Better not start.It'll mess up your head.... Read more:Meetings
A Married Man Takes on 7-11 2008-04-08 01:14:55 Played football yesterday.Wife wasn't too pleased.Wanted to spend more time with me.I can understand why (cocky bastard).Hurt my back though.Really bad.Thought of taking a medical leave,but lucky I thought twice about it.Just to share something that happened yesterday:Went to 7-11 (24 hour convenience store,fyi).There were two attendants.One was manning the counter, the other his fingernails.There was a queue of 3 but FingerBoy just concentrated on his fingernails.Until the queue turns to 4.Then FingerBoy opens up his counter.How lazy and inefficient can you be? Got pissed...by myself (you polite conservative bastard).
A married man introduces himself 2008-04-07 02:41:13 I like to keep this brief. You’ll find out more as the blog grows.I am living somewhere in 2 30 N, 112 30 E. I am a professional, though what that means is beyond my culturally-oppressed mind.I am known to be quite clever, though never distinctly exceptional.I am straight. So I’m not a frustrated because of “that”.I am cocky…or self-assured, depending on my mood (or yours actually).I am not a criminal preying on young girls.I am married
, since 4th Q 2007.I am constantly tempted.Welcome to my world.
Married Men Are Lost 2008-04-05 22:53:55 In love. CheckThinks wife is hot. CheckMaking money. CheckHaving sex. CheckFrustrated? Definitely...but why?
A Married Man Loves the Fight 2008-04-17 10:40:46 Readers will seldom read A Married Man recommending marriage. But today will be different. And it all came about from a fight. Married couples fight a lot, almost daily. Formerly Promiscuous Man used to wonder why. A Married Man now knows the answer – post-fight cuddling. A Married Man is NOT referring to sex. A Married Man IS specifically referring to the act of just holding on the Nagging Wife, listening to her breath, and sharing her tears, knowing that tomorrow she’ll still be there. A Married Man would recommend marriage just for that. But that’s tonight. At this moment. Moments will pass.
A Married Man Handle Late-hours 2008-04-16 05:23:36 As A Promiscuous Man, work hours are irrelevant. There is no one to check up on me. Besides, it gets pretty lonely at home.But as A Married Man, life is not so simple and easy. Nagging Wife will always want to spend time with me (of course). And most of the time, I too want to spend time with Nagging Wife.But there will be times when A Married Man needs to work late, or just hang out late with his friends, or be late for whatever reason unspecified.Therefore, as an advice to everyone, pre-condition Nagging Wife to adjust to you coming back late.As soon as possible after marriage, start staying back late for work, even though you’ve finished work at 4. Fill up your time with the following activities:Flirt with the hot secretary (which is why you want to pre-condition Nagging Wife anyway)T Read more:Handle
A Married Man Enjoys Meeting an Old Friend 2008-04-19 11:14:20 A Married Man attended a function on Friday. It was typically boring.But somehow the attendance of an old friend from the opposite gender made it interesting.Especially if the old friend is not merely an old friend. Get it?It gets worse (or better if you're a masochistic jackass...which I am) because Nagging Wife also noticed her.The tension in the air was electrifying.Nagging Wife suddenly wouldn't let go (understandably), constantly looking at A Married Man's eyes, just in case it wander to the decidedly hotter ex-flame.Oh, for future Married Men, do note that your wife MUST ALWAYS be prettier than whoever it is you used to date. Or at least, convince her that you think this is so.Nagging Wife don't really know the whole story. She thinks its merely flirtatious sms-es (which Formerly Pro
A Married Man Handles a Party 2008-04-20 22:07:25 A Married Man just attended another party. It was a bit more traditional, but in essence it reminded A Married Man of the choice that he made.No longer can A Married Man hang out with a bunch of testosterone driven males on the prowl of single (or claim to be single) ladies.No longer can A Married Man deliberately choose to seat in a table filled with ladies. Formerly Promiscuous Man certainly feels more comfortable talking to unknown ladies than unknown males.In fact, if Nagging Wife tags along, A Married Man finds it hard to even steal a glance. How difficult is that, you might ask. Why should A Married Man even WANT to steal a glance? He IS MARRIED!Well, imagine you're used to driving an automatic vehicle, and suddenly you have to drive a manual. Certainly it takes time for you to adapt Read more:Party
A Married Man on a Train 2008-04-23 14:19:29 A Married Man wonders why people are so quiet in trains. There’s absolute silence amongst strangers, even when they are meshed together at 6 p.m. Being so close to one another should lead to people actually saying pleasantries. After all, conversations in clubs start in less intimate setting. Just a simple “Good day”, “Sorry for that”, “Isn’t it cramped?” and of course, “I didn’t shower, so please bear with me”. A Married Man finds the following funny: Teenagers pretending to be asleep to avoid giving up seatsOld men wearing sarong speaking to themselvesCorporate type in cufflinks eyeing corporate girls in pinstripesYoung boyfriend holding young girlfriend, afraid of corporate guys in cufflinksWeirdoes (one-eyed pirates, cross-dressers, guys in white shorts) pr Read more:Train
A Married Man Blames Society 2008-04-26 21:37:08 A Married Man realizes that society is subtly promoting promiscuity.MTV, Channel V, E! Channel...filled with tales of affairs and divorces.Lyrics? There's no more "I'm in love with her and I feel fine".Instead, we have "I want to make love in this club". I don't care if there's people watching.Superb! A Married Man once said that, and he got a right old spanking.It's as if culture and society is slowly trying to separate married couples by saying casual sex is not only acceptable, but encouraged.So could you blame a Married Man for saying "Promiscuous girl...I know what you are...da da da". Read more:Society
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