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Drink a beer while you file those taxes! 2008-04-14 21:11:00 photo:joshua Lott, ReutersCarmine Sodora of Tavern Tax waits for his clients to arrive at a bar in Hoboken, N.J. Could you imagine having a beer, make that two, and filing your taxes and picking up a babe all on the same night? To expand his business Sodora came up with the idea to target yuppies as they drank their brew. Talking about adding x-tra service to your company! Hats off to Dodora for a job well done! Read more:Drink
Oysters, Oysters and can we say more Oysters, 35 dozen 2008-04-14 17:14:00 photo:APChicago resident Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti downed 35 dozen oysters at the ache World Oyster Eating championship in New Orleans to take the crown! Bertoletti 22-years-old slurped down the big bivalves in eight minutes! He said he could have eaten more if they were charbroiled” although they’re great raw!”
Cannablist, Bar-Jonah dead, Deer Lodge, Montana 2008-04-14 16:47:00 At the age of 51 Cannablist Bar-Jona dies in prison while serving his 130 year term! He was sentenced for kidnapping, raping, strangling and kiliing a Montana
boy in 1996. Jona murdered a 10 year old boy and cut him and fed him to the neighbor! He was later arreststed for impersonating a police officer and a search of his home turned up body remains and evidence of sexual assault. The cause of death is not back yet and they also found a recipe handwritten with human as an ingredient! This is a crazy story and one less dangerous lost soul off the street forever! Read more:Jonah
, Lodge
New York City- Man arrested 53 times for groping women! 2008-04-14 16:16:00 APWatch out next time you are on a New York
city subway! Freddie Johnson boarded manhattan rush hour traffic and squeezed behind a woman and ground his pelvis into a ladies backside! This is a common crime in New York city but he has been arrested
53 times and most were for the same crime, groping! Read more:Man arrested
, New York City
Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage 2008-04-14 16:08:00 Another great Vegas story! Just days after they are married man takes a bunch of pills and ties his new bride up in a dog cage, wow this guy is crazy! Once again another Fox find....Man Ties Wife in Dog Cage Read more:Bride
Trading Nude Photos Via Mobile Phone Now Part of Teen Dating 2008-04-14 14:39:00 Seems that teens are getting crazier than ever! Here is a link to a Fox News story! Kids are now using cellphones to record sex acts and sending them to each other and then spreading them to the net! While I was reading this I could not believe that they were doing this!Fox News Story Read more:Dating
, Mobile
, Trading
$17,000 for 4 hairs from George Washington 2008-04-16 00:53:00 4 hairs
went for a whopping $17,000 to a Richmond man! The owner said the hair had been handed down and the historical Society of Montgomery County, Pa gave it the go –ahead! The weird crazy thing is, it has not even been tested for DNA. Supposedly it was cut back in 1837 from GeorgeWashington
’s head! Read more:George Washington
Hunt for Big-Foot is on in West Virginia 2008-04-16 00:23:00 Mill Point, W.Va-- 20 people are in the hills looking for the elusive Bigfoot after reports of tracks were made. There were sounds made by the big-footed creature according to members of Bigfoot Field Researchers on this West Virginia
expedition. According to researchers there are over 6,000 Sasquatch residing here in the United States and Canada. There aren’t too many people that believe these due to lack of enough physical evidence. Maybe one day they might find the truth out, for now we watch the crazy people search in the deep woods of America! I have been in W. Va before and let me tell you there are plenty of woods to hide in! Read more:West Virginia
Candy Wrapper Trail Lead to Candy bandits 2008-04-16 00:07:00 Cincinnati, Ohio- Police got a nice break when wrappers led to suspects in a downtown break-in! I am not talking about sling word slingers I am talking about $400 worth candy! 4 suspects are in custody and one has been charged with child endangerment. Police say that 19-year-old Christine Ruther had her 7-week-old with her. That is right 7 weeks old! What a bad mother this woman is for bringing her kid to Peter Minges & Sons candy store to steal a bunch of sugar. What has the world come to, stealing candy? They didn’t get but a few blocks away; apparently they didn’t eat that sweet stuff fast enough! Read more:Candy
, Trail
Cougar in the streets yesterday in North side Chicago! 2008-04-15 15:45:00 Don’t play with cougar’s in North
Side Chicago
! Police in Chicago’s North side killed a 150lb Cougar
yesterday. Several residents reported it and an officer shot the cat in the alley. Cougar sightings are rare in the Illinois and they think it could be a pet! Though there were several reports of sightings in Chicago Suburb Wilmette over the weekend!As we grow we have to remember that there are many others that were here before us! That Cougar could have been on the run from deforestation due to urban expansion in another area! May peace be with him! Read more:streets
Rats over-take ladies house! 2008-04-15 01:23:00 ROCHESTER, Wash.—A lady bought rats as food for her pet snakes and soon thought of them as "friends" and allowed them to breed and overrun her house, officials said Friday.Soon they would start eating through wires, walls, drawers, and cupboards and just about everything else! Officials soon began to clean out the house and moved the older lady to a home. They found 3 malnourished snakes in cages and a very healthy cat in the house! The house is filled with holes and power is spotty and the neighbors have plenty of rats to keep the cats at play! Read more:ladies
Getting paid to go to High School! 2008-04-16 23:50:00 Waterbury, Con- It is paying good to be smart these days in Connecticut. Wilby High school in Waterbury is giving cash for passing AP classes. For every test they pass they will earn $100 green ones! The payments are funded by the National Math and Science Institute and also cover training and new equipment! I can’t believe how times are changing and how people pay you to be smart! Wish I could get back in school and pay off some bills! Wouldn’t it be smarter to start the kids a college fund instead of giving them cash so they can go buy a bag! I guess sometimes you gotta be dumb before you can be smart! One day you will say, “I told you so!” Read more:High School
, School
Tricia Walsh Smith hits Youtube for Revenge 2008-04-16 23:00:00 New York- Tricia Walsh
decided to get back at her husband by using Youtube and broadcast to the world! She made a video featuring the things wrong with her and her husband’s life and posted to Youttube to get whopping 150,000 views! From talking about a pre-nump to what her husband lacked in bed and his private life. This is a bitter woman that will shake the world and lay a path to the possibilities of the net! I am afraid dear you may have crossed the line, you may not get punished this time but I am sure you will pave a path for Internet law review. It is sad that we live in such a weird time where people so openly would hurt each other for financial gain! Let’s just hope there aren’t any more Tricia Walsh Smith
s around! I am sure the judge in their trail will watch this and remi Read more:Revenge
Sheriff Running Sex Slave business out of Jail! 2008-04-18 00:36:00 Arapaho, Okla.- Custer Count sheriff Mike Burgess showed up in court to face 35 felony counts against him. He is accused of running a sex slave operation right of the jail! He faces 14 counts of second-degree rape, seven counts of forcible oral sodomy and five counts of bribery by a public official. Burgess could be sentenced to 467 years in prison if convicted on all 35 counts. It don’t matter who you are you can’t escape from the law! Read more:Sheriff
, Slave
Texas Lawyer gets 6-months for Lewd Act in court! 2008-04-20 20:00:00 AUSTIN, Texas
- Lewd act gets Lawyer
90 days in a Texas Jail! Adam Roposa got convicted of simulating masturbation in front of the Court-of-law during a March court session.According to reports this only the beginning of a string of offensive behaviors and name calling in the courtroom! It is not uncommon to hear about name-calling and sleazy tactics in the courtroom, I am sure you will see more to come.
California Mayor and wife arrested- stealing from kids! 2008-04-20 19:11:00 DELANTO, Calif. – A California
mayor and his wife are sentenced for taking more than 20,000 from little funds.Kelly Nehmens, 44, and Jim Nehmens have been sticking money in their pockets for the last three years. Every year the league's annual fireworks sales went missing and finally they got caught! You must be a very sad person to steal from a Kids league!The Nehmens pleaded guilty to grand theft by embezzlement and perjury on Thursday and sentenced to 6 months in the pen. The former mayor was president of the Adelanto Little League and his wife was a board member the years the money went missing! They should have gotten more time for this one and should pay double for what they stole! Read more:arrested
, Mayor
First Lady to Win Indy! 2008-04-20 18:44:00 APThe first female Indy car winner in history is Danica Patrick. Born in Beloit, Wisconsin and raised in Roscoe, Illinois! Danica Patrick began go-karting in 1992 at Sugar River Raceway outside of Brodhead, Wisconsin and went on to win several national championships. She moved over to England at the age of 16 to further her career! Hats off to the First
lady of Indy Racing even though she moved to England! I will not be long till a woman wins Nascar, just wait and see!
South Carolina Preacher gets three years in jail 2008-04-21 17:49:00 Today a Russian court sentenced a south Carolina
Preacher to more than 3 years in jail. He was sentenced for bringing a box of 20 .300 caliber shells in his luggage!Phillip Miles, pastor of the Christ Community Church in Conway, S.C. may also face more years but his lawyer is hoping a turn-around in appeals court. Mr Miles said that he was bringing the bullets as a gift to a friend, who just got a new Winchester rifle. Here is a good lesson learned, never cross any border with ammo! Read more:South
, South Carolina
8th grader accused of planting killer Crumbs 2008-04-21 17:31:00 Lexington, KY- AN 8th grader is being accused
of planting
peanut butter cookie crumbs in another kids lunch! It is well know that the kid is severely allergic to peanuts. It only takes a trace amount of peanut oil to kill someone with this allergy. Luckily this kid found it before he ate it!The eight-grader is facing felony charges for planting the crumbs! The kids are becoming more and more crazy!
Slinging Pizza and Pot at PIzza hut drive-through 2008-04-21 16:58:00 Here’s your Pepperoni pizza and a bag of herb (weed) you ordered! Police allege that a Pizza Hut Manager sold weed through the drive
-through in Fort Smith, Ark. Authorities raided the Hut and found six ounces of grass and some digital scales sitting on the desk in the office!Police arrested 28-year-old manager Aaron Massey on Friday on a charge of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.Massay was released on a $3,500 bail! More to come on this one! This guy has to be one of the dumbest dudes if thinks he can beat the law! I guess his day in court is coming! Stay tuned
Crazy Riches is sueing again! 2008-04-21 01:55:00 April 9th story i dug up! Remember the guy that tried to Sue Michael Vick for $63 billlion, he is back! Jonathan Lee Riches is has filed a request for a temporary restraining order in a US District Court He is claiming that Grand theft auto contributed to his wire fraud charges. Tha claims against Rockstar games and Take-Two are that the content caused Riches to commit identity theft!The kicker is that this dude is in jail and made the hand written complaint. He is in the the Federal Corrections Institute in Williamsburg County, S.C. Makes you wonder who is crazier, him or the guys filing the case, and allowing it to go to court. Come this dude is a fruit loop! Riches has filed over 1,000 complaints in federal court. "I face imminent danger from violent inmates who played Grand Th Read more:Crazy
Crazy Teacher accused of burning students arms! 2008-04-23 01:33:00 Mount Vernon, Ohio- John Freshwater has once again made the news. Last time he refused to take a bible off his desk and this time he is accused
of burning crosses in students arms. The Ohio teacher is being monitored while a PI is investigating the matter. Talking about one hardcore Christian that is willing to hurt others for his belief, people like this need to be locked up!Freshwater is accused of using an electrostatic device to burn the crosses. District officials say they are required by the U.S. Constitution not to promote religious beliefs. See I would think he should get criminal charges against him for bodily harm. Should hear more on this one soon! Read more:Crazy
, Teacher
Probation meetings and Grass don't mix! 2008-04-22 14:27:00 Dothan man learns a lesson about pot! Only in Alabama!Malcom Williams, 51, forgot that he has a few bags of grass in his pocket when he arrived for a probation meeting. As Mr. Malcom passed through metal detectors he threw his possessions down and with his keys and money laid the bags of weed down. Williams tried to make a run for it and was subdued by officials.Williams also had a cast on one arm and had to be shackled. He is being held in jail for violating his probation. This show you that marijuana and probation hearings don’t go together. He could have at least hid it in his cast! Another lesson learned! Read more:Probation
LIndsay Lohan ready to kick butt! 2008-04-22 13:43:00 Lindsay Lohan
gave Ashley Olsen a warning to "get away" from her "girlfriend" — celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson — on Friday night. The New York Post's Page Six gossip column reported this and it took place at the Beatrice Inn in New York City. It is reported that she said 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a-- away from my girlfriend,'"I can hear her screaming this at Olson! It is rumored that Ronson and Lindsay are more than friends, but not publicly announced. It is also rumored that Lohan has made a myspace page called "Lindsay Ronson." I looked for the page and had no luck to that claim. I did find a few pages with Lindsay's Profile, well more the story from the public eye. She has been on a party spree that seems to never stop. It is reported that just out of rehab she was killing Read more:ready
MIddle School Teacher drives bank robbery car 2008-04-22 13:32:00 CHARLESTON, W.Va- Middle school Teacher
drives get-a-way car for her bank-robbing brother.Melissa April Brown, 28 and Jeremy Mark Brown, 24 were arrested after allegedly robbing a Cabell County Bank.They also implemented themselves in another Charleston bank job and that is being investigated right now. What is crazy is Melissa makes $31,556 a year, well we can say made! We are pretty sure she will lose that job after becoming a felon! The brother managed to heist only $4,257 from the bank before they got caught shortly after. Look who’s teaching your kids!Melissa Brown gets teacher of the year in my book, got you! Neither the less she will be teaching from in jail before you know it! Read more:School
Detroit Police find mummified body 2008-04-24 14:17:00 DETROIT — Detroit
police have found a partially mummified body of a woman in here 80’s. The body was found on the floor of the kitchen of her mentally troubled sister. Police
believe the body has been there for 1-3 years and was covered with newspaper. It appeared that the dogs and cats were eating on it for a period of time. The sister has been entered into a home. Police say that a neighbor was concerned and called and they checked on the house to find the strange discovery. You really never know who your neighbors and if you get a fishy feeling you might want to follow up on it. Sometimes people out there really need your help!(another FOX Find)
Woman Throws Beer can causing Fatal wreck 2008-04-24 13:51:00 AMSTERDAM, N.Y. — A Mohawk Valley woman got so mad at speeding motorcycles on her street she decided to throw a beer can at one causing a fatal wreck. 57-year-old Georgeanna Crisalli was charged Wednesday with felony reckless endangerment for her part in the April 8 crash in Amsterdam. It is reported that witnesses saw Crisalli pick up and tossed the can at a 50-year-old Fort Plain man! The motorcycle driver dodges the can only to hit another car. It is believed that speeding the primary cause of the accident! Here is another case to prove that motorcycles and speeding don't go well together. Please all you drunken people stop throwing cans at speeding cycles, it is just plain stupid! Read more:Fatal
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