Owner: Funthusia URL:http://www.funthusia.com Join Date: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:36:16 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: I have always been the funny guy. So one fine night, I had a dream. In my dreams my girlfriend came to me and said " Sameer, you're so funny...you should have a blog." You are reading this description as a result of that dream. Site statistics:Click here
Not just another page about Pagerank… 2008-04-11 23:28:37 One fine Day,
I made a Blog,
I did not want to make it on say,
A free host like Blogger or Wordpress…
So with the help of a friend,
I decided to buy a domain,
And some webspace to go with that.
Now I had a blog,
And I promoted it,
Mainly by commenting on other blogs,
Spamming Orkut, telling my [...]
A Story about Stories… 2008-04-10 01:28:22 Seema:
“Love is for Novels, Ishaan…and films…actually all kinds of stories.”
Ishaan:
“Huh..Stuff like “Love is for novels and films…” is mainly found in novels and films.”
Seema:
“What…I didn’t get you.”
Ishaan:
“It’s funny actually, because more often than not…when someone refers to the films…the referrer is in a film.”
Seema:
“It’s the same with novels and any kinds of stories…Stories
[...]
Simply Messaging Someone 2.0.. 2008-04-05 10:11:48 Before you read this I am sure you would like to check out Simply Messaging
Someone 1.0 .
The only relation is that both are a series of messages and the story is told through these messages.
Varun:
Hey, where r u?
Why dint u reply to d msg I sent last nite…
Deepali:
Listen…Today only I joined Satish [...]
Will you jump in the well…? 2008-04-02 10:53:46 This quote has got me pissed ever since I was a kid. Everyone uses it. Fuckin’ Everyone. If at all you seem to take a supposedly bad advice from anyone you get to hear this “jump in the well” question and you are stumped.
Teacher: Sameer, you bunked tutions today. Why?
Sameer: Ma’am, Aman told me that [...]
Simply Messaging Someone… 2008-03-30 03:04:30 This is actually an Sms Mini Series. It’s a series of 12 messages between two individuals and the conversation is what makes up a story. The SMS lingo is intentional.
Shiraz:
Hi Akash,
Howz u? Me in Mumbai now…looking forward to mee you.
Plz reply. –Shiraz
Shreya:
Lol…Akash…Who Akash??? I m shreya and who gave you dis no.
Shiraz:
Oops…Sorry. Akash [...] Read more:Messaging
Urm…Eh…Hmmm…Lolz 2008-03-27 03:02:39 In one sentence, these are the different types of people who watch porn. (you can say the different kinds of guys if you want to.)
Species 1: All Porn is good Porn…
This species is bloody boring. They think that every friggin’ adult video that’s made is sexy and uh…titillating. Another instance of the extent [...]
Love Poems are the easiest to write… 2008-03-23 14:54:03 Love Poems
are the easiest to write,
The best thing about it is that it
Needn’t be black or white.
Not in colour but in character.
I’ll cry for you,
I’ll die for you,
But just when I was about to die,
I kinda had to go to the loo.
You know it’s mainly because
When you love,
You become [...]
Online at 4:00 am 2008-03-23 00:07:18 It’s late in the night,
And there’s a mouse to my right.
I am looking at the screen,
Surfing websites which are totally clean.
I am surfing through forums
And I am surfing through blogs,
Everyone else has slept
Except maybe the dogs.
In around two hours, it will be morning
That’s the time when my brother’s alarm would ring.
That would be also [...]
A Nail-Cutter 2008-03-22 09:53:36 I needed to cut my nails,
A nail cutter was what I was looking for.
The last time I bought one,
It had a brand name on it,
Something like “Adebayor“.
It worked really fine,
To know that, you didn’t have to be an Einstein.
Erm…I am still searching for it,
I don’t actually remember where I kept it.
I think I kept it [...] Read more:Cutter
Man to Man 2008-03-21 09:06:28 2:00 pm
I was alone in my bedroom, with no clothes, no pubic hair and a letter clutched in my hand.
The letter was from District Sports Authority, which said that the authority needed my blood samples. Fuck my luck; they didn’t usually check a player for PEDs. It was mainly because of their meager funds.
Anyways, I [...]
Jai Baba Shaitan 2008-03-21 09:05:39 When times go bad, even babas go bad. Well now, times had gone bad and the most popular of this bad baba group was with a name of “Jai Baba Shaitan” .
At one such gathering of him and his followers.
J.B.S: Good evening folks….You rich assholes have paid a fucking amount of sum for enrolling to [...]
I’ll be gone for a while… 2008-04-15 14:12:02 I’ll be leaving for Manipal…tomorrow. So there’s a small chance i’ll post anything for the next few days. In the meanwhile, I hope that you read some of my earlier posts like Man to Man, Jai Baba Shaitan, etc.
Anyways, It’s been real fun blogging for the last 20 days. And it’s all because of [...]
Gaffer Dresses 2008-04-15 13:40:31 This is an off-topic blog post. That is it’s not actually humor. So if you are looking for humor don’t read this. And yeah, this is the first time I have written something like this.
Blood. It was there in my eyes, my mouth and even at parts which [...] Read more:Dresses
84 Hours in Manipal (Part 1) 2008-04-22 11:20:35 I begin with the Train Journey (I can’t afford flight) that took me to a small station called Udupi.
Towards MMSC:
Do you remember the time when you made your first train journey on your own. Well I do.
To begin with, I started SMSing my friends that I’ve departed and I’ll miss them.
Rest of [...] Read more:Hours
84 Hours in Manipal (Part 2) 2008-04-24 08:54:00 After the much commented first post about my times in Manipal…Here comes the second one.
Manipal Media Students Convention (Day 2):
It began with Kiran “??????” Jonnalagadda…His lecture was what we call in common parlance a “Bouncer”…Either he was talking Hebrew or my mind had become so primitive for that period that I couldn’t [...] Read more:Hours
It’s about my goddamn hair… 2008-04-26 22:27:41 Ever since I was a kid,
I had a dream,
I really wanted to have long hair,
Very Very long hair.
I found it really cool,
But sadly it was…
Not allowed in my school.
Everytime my hair
touched my ears,
My teacher used to force me to cut it…
and even said that my hair was like a grizzly bear.
I tried to explain it [...] Read more:goddamn
Teenage 2008-04-28 11:43:43 This is a guest post by my former classmate and friend Shivansh… This is the first guest post on my blog so I am feelin’ gooood now…
It was 3.27 in the morning, as I casually glanced at the clock and got out of bed to pee. I was glad I didn’t have to wake [...]
Horoscopes On Tuesdays 2008-04-29 13:13:43 Lo…And Behold…
I am just about to predict your future by gazing into my eh…non-mentionable ball.
So Be ready to read the TRUTH…Muhahahahahahaha…
Aries:
Ah…What can I say? Your wife’s gonna run away with your driver…Yippeee…For ladies I hate to break this, but your husband only runs to reduce his weight. To do other stuff he saves his energy [...] Read more:Tuesdays
Horoscopes on Thursdays 2008-05-01 08:29:28 After the really unsuccesful first version…Here comes the second version.
Libra:
If you are underage then there is a huge possibility that your parents will get to know about your porn watching habits. Yes…Don’t think much. Go ahead and delete all your porn and don’t even dare backing it up.
Scorpio:
Dude, you rock big time…you are a [...] Read more:Thursdays
The Jhaatu Chronicles.. 2008-05-05 03:45:43 Teacher:
Sameer! You need to cut your hair.
Sameer:
But it’s small Ma’am.
Teacher:
What Small? it should be Crew Cut…If by tomorrow you don’t cut your hair then I’ll cut it myself.
Sameer:
Sure Ma’am…You can cut it yourself. I never object to people cutting their hair.
Teacher:
Not my hair…I’ll cut your hair myself.
Sameer:
Why would you take such pains Ma’am.
Teacher:
Because your hair [...]
The Jhaatu Chronicles.. 2008-05-05 03:45:43 Teacher:
Sameer! You need to cut your hair.
Sameer:
But it’s small Ma’am.
Teacher:
What Small? it should be Crew Cut…If by tomorrow you don’t cut your hair then I’ll cut it myself.
Sameer:
Sure Ma’am…You can cut it yourself. I never object to people cutting their hair.
Teacher:
Not my hair…I’ll cut your hair myself.
Sameer:
Why would you take s
Horoscopes on Thursdays 2008-05-01 08:29:28 After the really unsuccesful first version…Here comes the second version.
Libra:
If you are underage then there is a huge possibility that your parents will get to know about your porn watching habits. Yes…Don’t think much. Go ahead and delete all your porn and don’t even dare backing it up.
Scorpio:
Dude, you rock big time…you are a [...] Read more:Thursdays
Horoscopes On Tuesdays 2008-04-29 13:13:43 Lo…And Behold…
I am just about to predict your future by gazing into my eh…non-mentionable ball.
So Be ready to read the TRUTH…Muhahahahahahaha…
Aries:
Ah…What can I say? Your wife’s gonna run away with your driver…Yippeee…For ladies I hate to break this, but your husband only runs to reduce his weight. To do other stuff he saves his energy [.. Read more:Tuesdays
Teenage 2008-04-28 11:43:43 This is a guest post by my former classmate and friend Shivansh… This is the first guest post on my blog so I am feelin’ gooood now…
It was 3.27 in the morning, as I casually glanced at the clock and got out of bed to pee. I was glad I didn’t have to wake [...]
It’s about my goddamn hair… 2008-04-26 22:27:41 Ever since I was a kid,
I had a dream,
I really wanted to have long hair,
Very Very long hair.
I found it really cool,
But sadly it was…
Not allowed in my school.
Everytime my hair
touched my ears,
My teacher used to force me to cut it…
and even said that my hair was like a grizzly bear.
I tried to explain it [...] Read more:goddamn
84 Hours in Manipal (Part 2) 2008-04-24 08:54:00 After the much commented first post about my times in Manipal…Here comes the second one.
Manipal Media Students Convention (Day 2):
It began with Kiran “??????” Jonnalagadda…His lecture was what we call in common parlance a “Bouncer”…Either he was talking Hebrew or my mind had become so primitive for that period that I couldn’t recept [...] Read more:Hours
84 Hours in Manipal (Part 1) 2008-04-22 11:20:35 I begin with the Train Journey (I can’t afford flight) that took me to a small station called Udupi.
Towards MMSC:
Do you remember the time when you made your first train journey on your own. Well I do.
To begin with, I started SMSing my friends that I’ve departed and I’ll miss them.
Rest [...] Read more:Hours
Gaffer Dresses 2008-04-15 13:40:31 The place where I was being beaten was called Gaffer Dresses
. Yeah. They beat people up at the back of a garment store.
“Why am I here?” I said, the movement of my lips had sent a shock of pain to my head and even the ears.
“Hmm…I think I should be the one asking questions. [...]
Not just another page about Pagerank… 2008-04-11 23:28:37 One fine Day,
I made a Blog,
I did not want to make it on say,
A free host like Blogger or Wordpress…
So with the help of a friend,
I decided to buy a domain,
And some webspace to go with that.
Now I had a blog,
And I promoted it,
Mainly by commenting on other blogs,
Spamming Orkut, telling my [...]
A Story about Stories… 2008-04-10 01:28:22 Seema:
“Love is for Novels, Ishaan…and films…actually all kinds of stories.”
Ishaan:
“Huh..Stuff like “Love is for novels and films…” is mainly found in novels and films.”
Seema:
“What…I didn’t get you.”
Ishaan:
“It’s funny actually, because more often than not…when someone refers to the films…the referrer is in a film.”
Seema:
“It’s the same with novel Read more:Stories
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