Owner: Funthusia URL:http://www.funthusia.com Join Date: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:36:16 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: I have always been the funny guy. So one fine night, I had a dream. In my dreams my girlfriend came to me and said " Sameer, you're so funny...you should have a blog." You are reading this description as a result of that dream. Site statistics:Click here
Deewar recreated… 2008-05-14 10:36:36 Shashi Kapoor:
Bhai! Mujhe iss paper pe aapka sign chahiye… woh kya hai ki ipl ke baad corporates invest kar rahe hai igl i.e. Indian gangster league mein… aur iske liye who tumhe sign karna chahte hai… Aap ispe sign kar dijiye bhai…
Amitabh Bachchan:
Aur agar maine sign nahi kiya toh…
Shashi Kapoor:
Bhai Aap sign karte ho [...]
It’s not Really Simple Suckah… 2008-05-16 02:41:35 unkownid_cooldude:
Heya!
Sameer:
Hey
unkownid_cooldude:
Dude u own funthusia..?
Sameer:
Yeah! I kinda do..
unknownid_cooldude:
Cool blog man… you are realllyyy talented…
Sameer:
Danke Danke…
unknownid_cooldude:
What?
Sameer:
Well Danke means thanks in german…
unknownid_cooldude:
Oh… Lol… I thought something else…
Sameer:
Dude… if you like my blog… why don’t Read more:Simple
5 Things to do in a boring lecture… 2008-05-18 02:31:44 Thing to do no. 1:
Get up from the desk… Pop your eyes like a frog… and slowly walk upto her. When she asks as to what the matter is… Give her a tight slap on her cheeks… Tell her… You did not want to do it… but the provocation was too much to stand.
Thing [...] Read more:boring
, lecture
Sattar Minute 2008-05-17 08:57:25 Well… er… eh… read for yourself.
Sattar minute hai tumhare paas
shayad
tumhari zindagi ke sabse antim
sattar minute
aaj tum kisi ko chodo ya nahiin..
yeh sattar minute tumhe
zindagi bhar yaad rahenge
Toh kaise chodna hai
Yeh toh tumhe experience karke hi malloom hoga
aur main bas itna kahunga
ki jaao
aur yeh sattar minute
jee bhar ke chodlo
kyunki iske baad aane wale zindagi mein Read more:Minute
I met Jeffrey Archer… o_O 2008-05-21 06:47:30 A newspaper advertisement by Landmark in the last page of BT told me that Archer
would be in Infinit Mall, Andheri at 7 pm, on 20th may… Excited I was.
Next thing, I told my Mom…
“Mummy… Jeffrey
Archer is coming to Mumbai today and I want to go…”
“Jeffrey Archer…who Jeffrey Archer…”
“The writer mom… those english [...]
Make Hay While The Sun Shines… 2008-05-24 11:33:39 This was written by me when I was in 9th standard. My best friend after reading this stole my lunch box… He didn’t think that a person who is as foolish as me should eat. Also, the “Kaun hai bai” (rhymes with bombay) Police has paid me 3 lakhs to use this material for torturing [...]
What Nonsense… 2008-05-27 11:48:21 I got nothing to write,
for this blog today, Churning out interesting posts,
is no child’s play.
But hey,
I am not a child,
but still rey…
I am really blank today.
But then I thought,
70% of the writers write about
“I have nothing to write about… so am writing about
that peculiar feeling…”
But That doesn’t hold true for me
Coz one…
Am not a writer,
T Read more:Nonsense
Be Yourself…. 2008-05-26 23:39:04 Rahul Bajaj had a dream., he wanted to be like Nikhil Arora. He developed a Nikhil Arora walk and a Nikhil Arora talk.
But Nikhil Arora instead wanted to be like Karan Kapoor. So, he made it a point to atleast physically resemble Karan Kapoor. He started wearing the kind of clothes similar to the ones [...] Read more:Yourself
3 Reasons why cheating in exams is cool. 2008-05-29 06:50:46 Reason 1:
One of the major lessons that needs to be taught to a child is to work in a team. Not cheating in exams
helps prevent that very team-spirit.
You see, Everyone gets to play their part… 5 students study 5 different subjects. And each of them, show others the answer paper of the one [...] Read more:Reasons
How To Avoid Doing the Homework (Part-1) 2008-06-01 14:40:06 Standard Answers ab ho gaye poorane. Naye ka zamaana hai bhai…
So here’s presenting a series of posts which will help you avoid that thing called Homework
…
Part 1:
The first strategy works like a charm, especially in “MUST SUBMIT NOTEBOOK” cases.
The scenario should be something like:
It’s almost the end of the term and the teachers been asking [...] Read more:Avoid
Avoid Doing Homework courtesy Priyam 2008-06-05 12:48:29 Sameer had put up an interesting post about avoiding homework and am here to help you guys further as i was too tempted to contribute something…..
Small Kids : A Blessing in Disguise
So this idea struck me when this happened with me by sheer luck. I have a younger brother who’s 9 years younger [...] Read more:Avoid
, Homework
Am Gone… 2008-06-10 04:11:44 My net’s been banned.
So no more posts now… atleast not from me…
Yeah, I know it’s sad but then being in 12th and not studying anything is also sad.
In the meantime, you can read my older posts… They can also be a good read.
Or
Will be back next year… :(,
Sameer Jha
If you liked the content of [...]
And now, I am relaxed 2008-06-15 01:21:10 When I was small,
I thought
I shall become a pilot..
But then I was informed…
That I couldn’t become one
Because I had spects…
I then thought,
I’ll become an insurance agent,
But the insurance company got destroyed in an earthquake
and it was not insured against it…
Then I became a teacher
With the hope
Of beating students
That didn’t happen
And the students
Kaun Paada? 2008-06-28 05:34:55 Farting is traditionally looked down upon. It is a matter of shame for the person who has extracted the gas. I, Sameer Jha, a rational and a really philosophical thinker wishes to change it using this article.
Now, there is a lot of misinformation about farting that’s being circulated amongst the humans. Firstly, farting is good [...]
Head Boy! 2008-06-22 05:31:25 (Principal’s Office)
It’s a nice and cool room with portraits of people who are atleast 85
years of age.
Principal:
Good Morning Sameer…
(He says this and nods his head which is the same as signalling me to
sit down.)
Principal:
So why do you want to be the head boy?
Sameer (that’s me):
Well for one, I have a head and am not [...]
Parent Teacher Meeting! 2008-07-13 07:31:28 Parent - Teacher
meeting, to me, is nothing but a useless waste of time, in which two people take part in telling a child that time is precious and it should not be wasted.
Here’s a nice lil’ fictional account of what can happen between the parent, the child and the teacher.
Teacher:
Oh so this is Sameer’s [...] Read more:Parent
A trip to the ladies toilet… 2008-07-06 00:27:51 This is the interview of a boy, fortunate enough to have witnessed the ladies
toilet. For your info., the boy runs a humor blog and ironically the interviewer runs the same humor blog. (Name rhyming with SaalaChutiya!)
Man 1:
So, how on earth did you reach the ladies toilet?
Man 2:
Ur… It was an accident. Actually, our eco [...]
Sameer and the Lunch Box Saga (Part 1) 2008-07-25 05:34:04 It’s fun to have your lunch during periods… real periods. But things can surely go wrong. Here’s presenting the Part 1 of the Sameer and the Lunch
Box Saga.
———-
Arun: (yawning)
What period is this.. zzzzzzero or first..??
Sameer:
First it is. This is so bloody damn boring man..
Arun:
Yeah seriously… By the way what did you bring [...]
Bachpan ka Pyaar 2008-08-11 01:54:31 Back in my High School days,
I had a crush on a girl with an exotic face,
The Crush became love.
I don’t know how,
A am not going to reveal her name,
But her surname was “Rao.”
I tried hard to be close to her..
But then she had a crush on a guy called “Viktor”
She talked about him every effing [...]
Sameer and the lunch-box saga (Part 2) 2008-08-02 21:57:41 Part 2 of the story. Part 1 is here.
———
The class bursts into laughter. Sameer stands up… visibly embarassed.
Teacher:
So, it was you. Can you explain as to what really happened? What made the noise?
Sameer:
Ma’am actually I was er.. eating and the lunch kinda fell down.
Teacher:
Eating!! What guts. You’ve completed your work or what?
Sameer:
Ur… Yes M
My Farewell Speech 2008-09-03 14:13:42 The following text is more than just a speech. It’s a dream. A dream that I know will remain unfulfilled. So as a redressal of that pain, I would be writing this blog post.
Today, I, Sameer Jha would like to make a very heartfelt and emotional speech. It’s not like an acceptance speech for the [...] Read more:Farewell
, Speech
Rock Kaun (The Inroductionz) 2008-10-09 11:51:02 Pee TV, a mainstream entertainment channel, has launched a new reality show by the name of “Rock Kaun.” According to Suhaas Bandra, this particular show is a hunt to unearth the Hidden Rocks of our country.
When we asked its judge Farhan Akhtar to say a few words about this show and why has he been [...]
The Joy Of Passing 2008-10-03 10:53:37 This is again a guest post by my friend Shivansh. He had earlier written a short story called Teenage.
When you know you just haven’t studied,
When you know the hopes of passing are long buried,
A look on the question paper gets you worried.
Then to the rescue comes a friend,
Copying from his paper is the latest trend.
So [...]
Rock Kaun? (The Return Of the AuditionzZz) 2008-11-02 02:18:19 After the really unsuccessful Part 1 & 2, here’s presenting the Part 3 of the series that prides itself on being the poorest reality show on Planet. Financially bhi aur Qualitatively bhi.
In the previous edition, you were shown the insanely boring auditions of Aamir Khan. Sameer, in all his capacity will try to make sure [...] Read more:Return
Rock Kaun? (The AuditionzzZ) 2008-10-20 20:18:19 After the really unsuccessful Part 1, here’s presenting the Part 2 of the poorest reality show on the Planet. I mean literally poor. Not Qualitatively.
To begin with, the Rock Kaun Auditions was a low budget affair. The contestants were served contaminated water. As a result, many contestants fainted and the turnout became really low. Only [...]
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