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Wash Me 2008-04-08 20:17:54 Story submitted by Magpie.
Driving home from work today, I found myself behind a rusted-out, broke-down, older-than-the-dirt-holding-it-together, piece-of-crap pick-up truck with a business logo painted across the sides and tailgate.
The type of business?
Auto Detailing.
Huh. Bet they don’t get too many calls asking about the signs on the truck.
I want my damn Panda! 2008-04-07 18:10:33 There’s a picture of a panda on the menu, but they don’t serve actual panda!
To be fair, we didn’t ask, perhaps they will serve you one. Read more:Panda
McNutt 2008-04-01 19:10:03 Story submitted by Rondizzle.
For the record, this was not me, and I am kind of glad
it wasn’t.. however– this story BLEW my mind in the best way possible
when I did have the PLEASURE of hearing it. Haha, but seriously.. I
wish this was a campfire so that you could see the facial expressions
and vocal tones [...]
Zee citrus vampire strikes! 2008-03-30 16:37:26 Submitted by Anonymous.
I don’t eat them, I just suck them dry.
Not That Kind Of Bookstore 2008-03-25 18:38:42 Story submitted by Drake Tailspin.
The other day while I was working in the music department at a large book store, chatting with the cashwrap manager, a woman walked up to us. Thinking she might need my musical expertise, I asked her if she could be helped. This is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi, What [...] Read more:Bookstore
Maybe if you generate it with a hand crank… 2008-03-20 18:28:35 At work today my coworkers were asking me about my family’s Easter plans. They asked me what we do.
I said, “Not much… you know… considering one of my family members is Agnostic, and another is Wiccan…”
Jesus, what is your father, Amish?
“That would be awkward, he’s an electrical engineer.” Read more:Maybe
, generate
Personal Hygiene at Its Finest 2008-03-18 17:54:07 Story submitted by MacGirl.
So we get back to the apartment and the following exchange takes place between myself and my drunken friend:
Friend - “Can you come here?”
Me - “You’re in the bathroom with the door open. I’m not coming any closer, what do you want?”
Friend - [...] Read more:Personal
, Hygiene
Mmm… Fresh… 2008-03-16 19:05:35 Two guys at the bar:
Guy 1: “If she farts and you smell cum, she’s a whore.”
Guy 2: “Hey that’s my cum you’re smellin’!”
WTF kind of spam do we get on this blog? 2008-04-14 20:47:26 “Very tight mind of thinking, yea why not… How about that, for example: very honest coworkers crying every day to believe them then took you and you are young, healthy, 18 years old, without even your wanting to, showing to your way on to the passenger back sit in the car a gun, then no [...]
Soggy Biscuit Wood 2008-04-22 20:45:48 Why do people buy these trees?! You know, the ones that smell like man juice? Do people not realize they reek like spunk before they plant them? I mean, I suppose they’re not going to put in the tree catalog “Featuring the Heavenly aroma of a whore house’s laundry basket.”
Don’t believe me, google it:
jizz tree
tree [...] Read more:Biscuit
Double Suxx 2008-04-27 09:55:50 In Indy we have an “alternative” rock station called X103. You have about a 50/50 chance of hearing something shitty like Three Days Grace or Hinder. But it’s still listenable. Except on Sunday mornings when they do a program called Double X where they supposedly play indie rock. I’ve heard good indie rock, and this [...]
Not Al Qaeda 2008-04-28 20:41:12 My wife recently decided to try out my new paintball gun. So, I loaded it up and sent her out to the patio. After a few warmup shots, she let it rip full-auto. Immediately, I realized that we were holding something that looks and sounds like an assault rifle, in the middle [...] Read more:Qaeda
Dude, No. 2008-04-30 20:11:11 What a true Mac fan looks like.
Beware, some things you just can’t unsee.
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